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無人蠢到對一個陌生人講自己做乜呱，都是但廢up就算。165Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB36NT0ZI8H
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靚女：【做生意呀，咁咪好有錢囉？】165Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZzlicPmzMm
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我：【有錢又唔講得，餓唔死咁啦。】165Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlmJWuXn2zC
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靚女：【咁你有無投資呀？】165Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZVhhU7dAvP
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我：【當然有啦，個個星期都有做工課架。】165Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhyr5mVn9Gs
平日都跑下馬仔點可以唔勤力呀，都算係投資丫。165Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhTcBrMWtGr
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靚女：【咁叻，一定有唔少收穫啦，睇中邊隻？比個號碼嚟丫。】165Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLd53YJRxCi
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我：【8號囉。】165Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTNmXY0LxQZ
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靚女：【8號仔咁保守】165Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCjEURy47wa
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我：【唔係呀，咁都叫保守，有成11倍喎。】165Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3BeEA9V9iO
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靚女：【PE得咁少】165Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgbJl426AJy
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靚女：【玩得股票當然係搵D高回報架啦。】165Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5igGNrOlSM
哦，原來講股票，咪玩啦我地呢D乜都唔識嘅小人物分分鐘係大鱷點心，都係跑馬仔安全D。165Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7L1LGWtCIg
但係又唔可以係女面前表現得咁膚淺，最好用一招順水推舟。165Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs9KcbxIkfU
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我：【咁妳有乜好介？】165Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Sh1N93Iq3
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靚女：【介紹又唔講得，大家交流下囉。】165Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkygDjnUlA1
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靚女：【嗱，我有個FD係投行做，佢早排比咗隻貼士，好準架我呢個月都執咗十幾萬。】165Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEtvEToUnFI
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靚女：【係呀，你跟我買一定無錯。】165Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1k3w4l7qJE
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我：【唉…可惜我呢排周轉有問題，D錢係晒馬會到。】165Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc7eXiAegeJ
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靚女：【馬會？】165Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj2Q21hqi0Y
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靚女：【哦，咁不如我介紹間財務公司比你，係我另一個熟朋友做架，佢好幫得手架，息口又低喎。】165Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7lVhzpjzMp
玩野咩借財仔一陣比老婆問做乜點答。165Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlstQFz5n8m
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就係我諗緊點樣回應佢嘅時候，有一把女人聲係廚房傳出呢。165Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAKPGxbie61
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叫得咁大聲唔通整親？即刻放底手機走去睇下乜事啦。165Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPs1aWUcWYv
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一入到廚房就見到老婆叉住腰一手指住個爐頭話：[講咗幾多次洗完碗要抹埋個爐頭呀。]165Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaZjnnmUMbo
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講完行過晾袗架又話：[D衫又未摺你做晒家務先玩手機得唔得架，重有呀…]165Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC0TcMh02IJ
通常老婆訓話最少都要十五分鐘先肯停，應該好多人夫都同我一樣已經學識對老婆專用必殺獨有技能，就係人形過濾系統可以即時將老婆把聲完全抽離分隔。165Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1AQDya9IvV
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嗱，呢D唔係叫怕老婆，而係叫識時務。165Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0nPhWm2aN3
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對住佢有時真係好攞命，大家千萬唔好誤會呀，無話佢差呀，起碼佢有一份正職而且人工又高過我，只不過呢，硬係覺得我似打佢工多過係佢老公囉。165Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9vzkyC6j9B
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無法啦，我係屋企嘅時間比佢多，所以佢每日都會交低大量家頭細務要我。165Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZZmSh6bJ33
重要每樣野都要跟到足佢指示去做，佢嗰種強烈控制慾真係好難頂，不過算啦，鬼叫老婆係我自己揀咩。165Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdn3ktJ40te
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當我係到清埋D手尾時，忽然又聽到老婆係廳到大叫：[老公！]165Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu7Z1AC7qsQ
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唉，又唔知做漏邊樣野。165Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡch5V5gqzIf
我：[乜事呀？]165Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ND5G3Vkfv
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老婆：[借你部手機比我用。]165Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUhMZVoQM3I
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我：[哦，放係房入面呀，妳自己去攞啦。]165Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ktzJBfyPc
過咗一陣老婆行入廚房手上面攞住我部手機，面黑黑一野將個mon隊埋我塊面講：[老公！]165Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCx0PKbuRwn
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仆街啦，我好似未閂交友app！！
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