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最慘係我地依然要將呢一套教比下一代。226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSvWrziGzjY
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面對個囡，當然唔想比佢知老豆咁無用，對住老婆就更加唔想講，費事佢煩我。226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlxIOXJARoS
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疫情影響之下真係好難搵工好多人失業，行過d天橋同公園望下就知多咗人要瞓街。226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtoWPaiUbc6
失業原來唔係最痛苦，最痛苦係扮返工。撞啱個囡成日係屋企，又唔可以比佢知只好每日都出街。226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxp8DEKcrw5
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日日咁坐真係好消磨意志個人好似越呢越頹廢無晒希望咁。226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdzINc3zSIQ
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身邊又無人可以同我傾下，好彩仲有Maybo陪我吹水，不過我都無同佢講我失業，因為同佢傾計覺得佢係一個幾開心嘅人，無謂將自己嘅負面情緒影響到人。所以我地多數都係傾下網上識到D乜人。226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKOtS8GEwhN
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呢一晚我又扮返工，一條友坐咗係公園外圍嘅一張長凳上面望住手機無所事事。226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQqIzV9lBNy
雖然話經濟差，不過夜晚依然好多人要開工，見到好多送貨推住一車車貨嘅走呢走去。226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsv26pf985c
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Maybo：【做緊乜？】226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡflmnG5rqFn
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我：【無乜特別野呀。】226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdPNFlRv1gQ
講完佢就send咗幾張cap圖過呢，睇見係一個對男女人嘅對話，兩個人應該幾熟見個男係咁話好鍾意佢好想同佢一齊，又叫佢搬過去同佢一齊住。226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS2Fh1wYbYp
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我問：【乜水呢架？】226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmogMJ9b2lt
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Maybo：【我尋日識架。】226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ550qHhNrlF
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Maybo：【哈哈，佢好痴情，不停話好鍾意我好想約我。】226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9lQLsMS7ge
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我：【痴漢就真啦，等等先，妳地交換相睇過未先？】226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS7b8bIv3mh
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Maybo：【有呀。】226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfz9GOQiYta
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Maybo：【佢樣普通啦，不過有成18cm。】226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS9rShnsPMl
唔知大家D道量衡好唔好，到底18cm有幾長？就咁講可能好難明，有D實物會易理解D。226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ6KWSpzbay
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啫係有D雄性生物佢地個腦長度同呢支蒸餾水差唔多。你地無睇錯，我亦無打錯字，係佢地個腦，因為呢D人通常都係用嗰度諗野。226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡai5FaJhkdU
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Maybo：【哈哈，我無話要睇架，係佢自己send過呢。】226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvSX9Rr9iHC
嗱，証明我無講錯啦，都話呢D人用賓周諗野架啦。226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBEyz9I4mlY
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我：【咁妳比D乜相人睇先。】226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRrCRbyOVad
之後Maybo又send咗張限時相過呢，我邊飲水邊睇，點知一開張相幾乎噴晒D水出呢。226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuLAQgtWpiO
仆街我部手機cheap野呢乍唔防水架，嗱嗱聲抹乾淨部機再回覆。226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2b9QjBQPGw
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Maybo：【好普通之嗎。】226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiZ4UCvxihO
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我：【係，不過少布咗D啫。】226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡejv1br2s8h
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Maybo：【又唔係無著。】226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwXvnVJChvU
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暴唔暴露就睇個人標準啦，係Maybo姐眼中叫小兒科，係好多餓男眼中呢D叫好正，係我眼中叫好肥，係我老婆眼中呢D叫淫穢，係豬肉佬眼中呢D叫腩肉最好中間落刀。226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0WjMhdp1aM
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Maybo：【無喎，重有兩個傾緊，一個靚仔不過矮，另一個都有16cm又係咁痴情。】226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2tacHx2b2F
真係痴乜線，肥婆都咁多人掙，定係我唔正常？226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmuaocN1tk8
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我：【無言。】226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEGFYouHvVV
之後Maybo姐又再整多張相比我睇，第一時間望一望周圍有無人先，我唔係介意人話我咸濕，我係介意人當我重口味。226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo1jOaKTAGn
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開埋張相睇，見到唔係Maybo姐d褔利相，而係一張數字圖，個數字寫住5XX。226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEESJQP5Zc6
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Maybo：【呢個星期想加我做好友嘅男人。】226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkCdJWr9Ad7
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Maybo：【係囉，連相都無只係寫住人妻都咁樣。】226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYhUMGEkiiq
仆街，咁可能我都有份add喎…226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGYLu01xYA3
總之…究竟D男人有幾餓？香港又無飢荒，Maybo姐拖上山夠食幾年呀仆街！226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTIkmCl5AqB
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點解我咁惱氣？咪就係呢D咁嘅餓鬼做壞個市囉，劣幣驅逐良幣，D好野就走晒，留底都係嗰班當正自己係女神嘅肥妹。226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ0SLsv1cSh
係某大討論區入面有句名言，就係男人玩app越玩越自卑，女人玩app越玩越自大就係咁原因。226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy4nlCUSjgS
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Maybo：【三十個左右。】226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgwSW1zSQ8w
睇到未，落夜場都未必有三十條女比你揀啦。226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEtj7F7svjN
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我：【妳真係好利害可以同一時間應付咁多人。】226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL1LY3evkj4
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Maybo：【好多都只係識講早晨同早抖咋，無幾多個會認真傾。】226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5K6IE7gmtV
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我：【網上識人自己小心D，D男人為咗呃女上床乜都講得出架。】226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqEVmQIwcWJ
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Maybo：【我知，要瞓啦，Good night。】226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoZSIQSqU5d
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Maybo offline之後又得返我一條友坐係到。226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTEPhCoMoLx
唉…望住個月光，咁樣有家婦不得嘅日字仲要挨幾耐？226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Ip6eudHJX
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就係我發呆時，一部大貨車行過我面前停底，車上面放滿一箱箱嘅橙。226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWhyNfVtUj7
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香港D印巴好兩極，有D好勤力乜辛苦工都肯做，有D就好鬼懶日日游手好閒。226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlLDtDDKX5Q
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佢放底部手推車然後用佢地D話大聲叫咗個好似係人名。226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh5uSduKejL
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佢行埋去個白色長袍男人面前，用佢地D話傾計。226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQoeO0Xfzih
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