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成日睇討論區都有D月經題就係問點樣係app溝女。180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxKuGGsXNjL
講真，除非你好靚仔或者好有錢啦，如果唔係咪又係嗰幾道板斧，180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoaaA7bASHq
啫係乜？夠厚顏囉。180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6eJEBmnjbe
正所謂水至清則無魚，人至賤則無敵。180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI0UxicoeFh
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我同靚女嘅對話都係好例牌嘅開場白。180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkKA2POTgFt
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我：【Hi.妳好嗎？】180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcEeWYZY0fF
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靚女：【你幾多歲？】180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYdNIKNa4Rf
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作為一個七十後中佬面對一個隨時後生自己超過十年嘅女人，180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7InOCOaUAz
照直講真實年紀真係自殺架乍報細小小好D。180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX2f4Xr2l0E
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你地笑乜野？咁都係報細十…幾年之嗎。180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHtL8S0jUyT
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靚女：【我都係呀，咁啱傾D。】180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXayrOOQMZr
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我：【係呀。。。】180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgqZ9wC2JHC
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靚女：【你做邊一行架？】180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiJIfLPnSIQ
無人蠢到對一個陌生人講自己做乜呱，都是但廢up就算。180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf4DOm3CvJA
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我：【攪自己生意。】180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5k3wFDUvui
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靚女：【做生意呀，咁咪好有錢囉？】180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9GP2w1rdg4
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我：【有錢又唔講得，餓唔死咁啦。】180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb54Z9UNjwX
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靚女：【咁你有無投資呀？】180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp2MNUt5WLQ
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我：【當然有啦，個個星期都有做工課架。】180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSO8tj1LmVZ
平日都跑下馬仔點可以唔勤力呀，都算係投資丫。180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRVI0CJwh4U
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靚女：【咁叻，一定有唔少收穫啦，睇中邊隻？比個號碼嚟丫。】180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfdKaR87keo
望望鐘現在尾場嗱喎，即刻攞張馬經睇下先。180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡND8JfMwaGh
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我：【8號囉。】180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU4k0W1vSGv
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靚女：【8號仔咁保守】180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡecbASx4a7T
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我：【唔係呀，咁都叫保守，有成11倍喎。】180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn1T0GfBxbW
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靚女：【PE得咁少】180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTJZ4WNhxwr
PE？講乜呀？180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1qhwzbEe1i
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靚女：【玩得股票當然係搵D高回報架啦。】180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzSEqIduSJv
哦，原來講股票，咪玩啦我地呢D乜都唔識嘅小人物分分鐘係大鱷點心，都係跑馬仔安全D。180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ASEGUndIl
但係又唔可以係女面前表現得咁膚淺，最好用一招順水推舟。180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Mm1bOZUBI
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我：【咁妳有乜好介？】180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtj9wiKckpw
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靚女：【介紹又唔講得，大家交流下囉。】180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq7aePh65AV
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我：【好呀。】180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmgh8j0xCTx
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靚女：【嗱，我有個FD係投行做，佢早排比咗隻貼士，好準架我呢個月都執咗十幾萬。】180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUQtnMHk40h
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我：【吓！咁多？】180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPyqolx3l0h
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靚女：【係呀，你跟我買一定無錯。】180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3D8nBkYtlI
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我：【唉…可惜我呢排周轉有問題，D錢係晒馬會到。】180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuEF5oAgMTj
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靚女：【馬會？】180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVH1qLfWmh5
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我：【哦，我意思係馬會未找數，我同佢地有生意來往。】180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbUxROO5Jl9
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靚女：【哦，咁不如我介紹間財務公司比你，係我另一個熟朋友做架，佢好幫得手架，息口又低喎。】180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeNhjzogGKm
玩野咩借財仔一陣比老婆問做乜點答。180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJTd5VFYl7o
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就係我諗緊點樣回應佢嘅時候，有一把女人聲係廚房傳出呢。180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIcwQXhpQ6O
老婆：[老公！]180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZLwXaQK5YW
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叫得咁大聲唔通整親？即刻放底手機走去睇下乜事啦。180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmw9uW0zdGj
我：[做乜事呀？]180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrCVNyARmDD
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一入到廚房就見到老婆叉住腰一手指住個爐頭話：[講咗幾多次洗完碗要抹埋個爐頭呀。]180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9mFnlVjaix
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講完行過晾袗架又話：[D衫又未摺你做晒家務先玩手機得唔得架，重有呀…]180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEjl3hIlpMH
通常老婆訓話最少都要十五分鐘先肯停，應該好多人夫都同我一樣已經學識對老婆專用必殺獨有技能，就係人形過濾系統可以即時將老婆把聲完全抽離分隔。180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSVulT9yZiu
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我：[係啦，現在即刻做啦。]180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdPRhPCLLY0
嗱，呢D唔係叫怕老婆，而係叫識時務。180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZOIDqeKZF1
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對住佢有時真係好攞命，大家千萬唔好誤會呀，無話佢差呀，起碼佢有一份正職而且人工又高過我，只不過呢，硬係覺得我似打佢工多過係佢老公囉。180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡznRfn5SZWM
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無法啦，我係屋企嘅時間比佢多，所以佢每日都會交低大量家頭細務要我。180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAeaCygs86n
重要每樣野都要跟到足佢指示去做，佢嗰種強烈控制慾真係好難頂，不過算啦，鬼叫老婆係我自己揀咩。180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe0tXasW1ZG
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當我係到清埋D手尾時，忽然又聽到老婆係廳到大叫：[老公！]180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ27lVRjZkp7
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唉，又唔知做漏邊樣野。180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTtibI1PqIz
我：[乜事呀？]180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVFmFkreQBT
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老婆：[借你部手機比我用。]180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8sAqXhpVhJ
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我：[哦，放係房入面呀，妳自己去攞啦。]180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW1I6MfEngi
過咗一陣老婆行入廚房手上面攞住我部手機，面黑黑一野將個mon隊埋我塊面講：[老公！]180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBDyhIwpIms
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仆街啦，我好似未閂交友app！！
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