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讀書成日話一分耕耘一分收穫，現實世界係唔係相信大家都心中有數，216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSidJdzmk2K
最慘係我地依然要將呢一套教比下一代。216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1jBmwcvNXb
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面對個囡，當然唔想比佢知老豆咁無用，對住老婆就更加唔想講，費事佢煩我。216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMMuZZL8cYo
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疫情影響之下真係好難搵工好多人失業，行過d天橋同公園望下就知多咗人要瞓街。216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRE5mqE729S
失業原來唔係最痛苦，最痛苦係扮返工。撞啱個囡成日係屋企，又唔可以比佢知只好每日都出街。216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡymqMalTCp4
公園，商場，圖書館，球場，麥記，海邊通通都去過晒，好多時一坐就半日，216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkOSDKqBWva
日日咁坐真係好消磨意志個人好似越呢越頹廢無晒希望咁。216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgBLoXLt2eO
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身邊又無人可以同我傾下，好彩仲有Maybo陪我吹水，不過我都無同佢講我失業，因為同佢傾計覺得佢係一個幾開心嘅人，無謂將自己嘅負面情緒影響到人。所以我地多數都係傾下網上識到D乜人。216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnQtYs3szZL
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呢一晚我又扮返工，一條友坐咗係公園外圍嘅一張長凳上面望住手機無所事事。216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡul5Mzusuvk
雖然話經濟差，不過夜晚依然好多人要開工，見到好多送貨推住一車車貨嘅走呢走去。216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0E8deojQME
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Maybo：【做緊乜？】216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH0KXtBePab
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我：【無乜特別野呀。】216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVQeNSXwc3e
講完佢就send咗幾張cap圖過呢，睇見係一個對男女人嘅對話，兩個人應該幾熟見個男係咁話好鍾意佢好想同佢一齊，又叫佢搬過去同佢一齊住。216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeRgVogGayG
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我問：【乜水呢架？】216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUQMTSczLan
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Maybo：【我尋日識架。】216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvsIupsdFYJ
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我：【吓，尋日？我睇內容重以為情約三生添。】216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq24wIlHIuT
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Maybo：【哈哈，佢好痴情，不停話好鍾意我好想約我。】216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3EJLxNQcdG
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我：【痴漢就真啦，等等先，妳地交換相睇過未先？】216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuWpTJXneY4
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Maybo：【有呀。】216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd2cg5oDrqj
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我：【咁合唔合眼緣？】216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpfdFSzqk0G
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Maybo：【佢樣普通啦，不過有成18cm。】216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiB6ex4Tg5n
唔知大家D道量衡好唔好，到底18cm有幾長？就咁講可能好難明，有D實物會易理解D。216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnC1cK5TP4n
咁啱我手上有支430ml屈人死漏精水飲緊，唔要個蓋大約19cm，216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUPxNGwCx0m
啫係有D雄性生物佢地個腦長度同呢支蒸餾水差唔多。你地無睇錯，我亦無打錯字，係佢地個腦，因為呢D人通常都係用嗰度諗野。216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl0qTLrg0ut
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我：【吓，識一日就比條賓周妳睇？】216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLHDnj21Wvv
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Maybo：【哈哈，我無話要睇架，係佢自己send過呢。】216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ32LwU4A95v
嗱，証明我無講錯啦，都話呢D人用賓周諗野架啦。216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡefe5ndCsJI
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我：【咁妳比D乜相人睇先。】216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMQlPLepCVD
之後Maybo又send咗張限時相過呢，我邊飲水邊睇，點知一開張相幾乎噴晒D水出呢。216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOnUHv102Tz
仆街我部手機cheap野呢乍唔防水架，嗱嗱聲抹乾淨部機再回覆。216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2qBXlVA94a
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我：【小姐，妳比張咁嘅相人睇好難怪人地唔比條賓周做回禮架喎。】216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh8J4npOB4E
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Maybo：【好普通之嗎。】216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡknKEMXcEvK
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我：【係，不過少布咗D啫。】216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhQ4rqWKiSC
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Maybo：【又唔係無著。】216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz9jrmN2rEq
到底嗰張相有幾暴露？咪緊緊遮到嗰點嘅三點式泳衣，216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ9PTS6oysc
暴唔暴露就睇個人標準啦，係Maybo姐眼中叫小兒科，係好多餓男眼中呢D叫好正，係我眼中叫好肥，係我老婆眼中呢D叫淫穢，係豬肉佬眼中呢D叫腩肉最好中間落刀。216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡygeXKeU8r7
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我：【既然咁合拍，咁約咗未？】216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfH2UE2hUg5
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Maybo：【無喎，重有兩個傾緊，一個靚仔不過矮，另一個都有16cm又係咁痴情。】216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1pW8RyDW0y
真係痴乜線，肥婆都咁多人掙，定係我唔正常？216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh5Y8SuuuG8
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我：【無言。】216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrAX2IHiMzu
之後Maybo姐又再整多張相比我睇，第一時間望一望周圍有無人先，我唔係介意人話我咸濕，我係介意人當我重口味。216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbixIXTXHDt
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開埋張相睇，見到唔係Maybo姐d褔利相，而係一張數字圖，個數字寫住5XX。216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAYULSP4qst
我：【又乜野呢架？】216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeydICneaIi
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Maybo：【呢個星期想加我做好友嘅男人。】216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjSECsWoPtD
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我：【D男人係唔係痴線架。】216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSpZriiDqSO
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Maybo：【係囉，連相都無只係寫住人妻都咁樣。】216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr3KFN3ii7F
仆街，咁可能我都有份add喎…216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡldhgWQ4phc
總之…究竟D男人有幾餓？香港又無飢荒，Maybo姐拖上山夠食幾年呀仆街！216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqY4RSka8we
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點解我咁惱氣？咪就係呢D咁嘅餓鬼做壞個市囉，劣幣驅逐良幣，D好野就走晒，留底都係嗰班當正自己係女神嘅肥妹。216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdapgyXNxbG
係某大討論區入面有句名言，就係男人玩app越玩越自卑，女人玩app越玩越自大就係咁原因。216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxP3ZZsum5n
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我：【Maybo姐，究竟妳TG入面有幾多男人同一時間傾緊？】216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvAG1rdhaOo
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Maybo：【三十個左右。】216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡovjG6jXfDK
睇到未，落夜場都未必有三十條女比你揀啦。216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlGsX3Q9ett
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我：【妳真係好利害可以同一時間應付咁多人。】216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2RIDMdC9UU
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Maybo：【好多都只係識講早晨同早抖咋，無幾多個會認真傾。】216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxY7u5QiFLr
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我：【網上識人自己小心D，D男人為咗呃女上床乜都講得出架。】216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDOy1zEG5uM
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Maybo：【我知，要瞓啦，Good night。】216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkKXTP3YRs7
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我：【OK。】216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEcrsLteCCd
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Maybo offline之後又得返我一條友坐係到。216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtNudFwyq9H
唉…望住個月光，咁樣有家婦不得嘅日字仲要挨幾耐？216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnNOC5va0SK
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就係我發呆時，一部大貨車行過我面前停底，車上面放滿一箱箱嘅橙。216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe5AcYIi3WB
有一位望落三十幾嘅印巴落咗車，佢一個人開始由車尾一箱一箱咁將D橙搬落呢放係手推車上面。216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJPSeJTCxA3
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香港D印巴好兩極，有D好勤力乜辛苦工都肯做，有D就好鬼懶日日游手好閒。216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUt8JOyXbXC
有D就好有錢揸超跑，而有D就窮到燶成班人住一間劏房。216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡknIhUxfjTb
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望見佢咁樣搬都幾辛苦，唔洗一陣已經成件衫濕晒。216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq3LbsS6o5y
當佢搬完打算推去送貨時，其中一箱係手推車上面跌咗落呢，216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoynOqIOZHi
D橙散到一地都係，個印巴好狼狽咁逐個橙執返入箱。216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN8MthaD1IU
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見到佢咁反正我無野做於是起身行埋去幫佢執。216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlF9I3t21d8
點知印巴用好純正廣東話同我講：[唔洗啦，整污糟你，我自己執得架啦。]216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv7ieT8VxkD
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我都已經執緊所以無理會，將手上面幾個橙放入佢個箱到，之後執埋地下嗰D。216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiXr0YKZNAg
印巴有D唔好意思咁話：[唔該晒，你洗唔洗抹手?我有紙巾。]216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfye9ULHjyh
佢係褲袋到攞咗包紙巾比我。216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNKEmLxs9kY
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我搖搖頭話：[唔洗啦。]216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJJL6C6e96f
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我點點頭打算轉身行，佢亦準備推車繼續送貸。216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoO74H7RlBF
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印巴望一望我，好似唔係好相信我咁問。216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV0Argg5qLi
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佢放底部手推車然後用佢地D話大聲叫咗個好似係人名。216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAnfAC4TUOY
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佢行埋去個白色長袍男人面前，用佢地D話傾計。216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4RjBmV8drq
個男人望一望我然後好大聲同印巴講野，仲指手晝腳好似好激動咁。216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi5QOYWOfg7
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講咗幾句印巴行過呢我到，佢搖搖頭話：[老闆話唔請。]216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf1g7Y0jbfK
其實睇剛才個反應我都估到。216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRFimgEYlfu
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印巴諗咗一諗話：[你唔會想知。]216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmxE8D4MpA4
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睇怕都係鬧我，我只好苦笑一吓。216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFjcjxLUDkr
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於是我地交換咗個電話號碼。216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbG7J5hbkOe
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