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相信好多男人都會撞過女人發脾氣，唔理佢係你女友、老婆、上司、甚至係亞媽。215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcw3DGAUapZ
通常都係有一個共通點就係你講乜佢地都聽唔入耳，唔好意圖或嘗試同佢地講道理，玩自己架咋。215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJHldSRXcWr
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見到老婆咁嘅樣我望住個女打咗個眼色，之後佢好醒目粒聲唔出走返入房。215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkUPQjcCtGn
做咗咁多年老婆奴當然識得點面對呢D情況啦。215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhUKNXhZtGa
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呢個時候大家要注意自己講野嘅語氣，唔好比人有一種唔耐煩又或者係挑釁嘅感覺，215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGMLwdD5PQU
將平日講野嘅聲線再壓底三度就差唔多，無錯就係同太監一樣。215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5dzRxajOHs
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皇…唔係，老婆連望都無望我一眼講：[唔好提啦，明明約好都可以甩底。]215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ71Zr0aHWyC
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仆街啦…215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡunJB3M2H0H
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如果比老婆知道我地兩條友去食日本野無預佢鬧死都似。215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFreBUmMOE6
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嗱嗱聲走入房換衫然後煮個麵比老婆食。215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdds1jXyvYF
好快手攞住碗熱辣辣原味出前一丁餐蛋麵出呢：[食得啦。]215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPQ1okzhDXd
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講健康就唔好食餐蛋麵啦。215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuRttS89top
不過呢D場口最好都係出小句聲自動消失係最安全。215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFKJNgBMxWz
老婆一邊食野一邊睇電視，我又對電視節目無乜興趣於是入房開咗部HiFi放鬆下聽下歌休息。215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9N66Rt0BH6
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年紀大都係鐘意聽D自己年代嘅歌，特別係八零年代尾九零年代頭，可以話係香港樂壇最高峰期，四大天皇、哥哥、梅姐、王菲、憶蓮、Sammy、粒粒巨星，相比起現在…唉。215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf71GJozD5b
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今日聽乜好呢？望住個CD架上面排得密麻麻嘅CD，手指一指，就聽王傑啦。以前唔明點解一個大男人可以唱到死人冧樓咁慘，人大咗先知嗰種無奈係要用時間換返呢。215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRRUjaOUH6a
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放入CD喇叭傅呢王傑哭喪一樣嘅歌聲：[哭泣聲絕無意義 它不會扭轉分開的心意…]215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYnPSQRNkOa
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就係我培養緊情緒時，忽然老婆大叫：[老公！]215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvepY6rmBzN
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扭細聲部HiFi問：[乜野事？]215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIfnv1DwB4v
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老婆：[唔好聽王傑啦，唱到死人冧樓咁，我想聽mirror呀。]215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDIFF5tpMbV
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係唔係玩野呀…215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXuBO1HSIoz
好多男人都話，玩HIFI最大敵人唔係地方同金錢，而係女人同細路，真係一D都無講錯。215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbQsh4qiTzh
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老婆：[youtube咪有囉。]215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJXbpG3pwih
頂…只好開youtube比老婆聽mirror，自己就用earphone塞住耳仔一邊用手機聽歌一邊搵樂敏傾計。215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTC10MCcI4o
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我：【妳今朝同我講話同條仔上床呀？】215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2RKwMlk9hg
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樂敏好快就回覆我：【係呀。】215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ01GiECeIC5
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我：【咁佢條件一定唔差啦。】215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoGo4VR1FUy
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樂敏：【OK啦，佢揸車過呢接我去Soho食意大利菜。】215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0A0vRaDe5n
一出手就soho，唔怪得之溝到女。215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTkYHTafWmZ
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我：【咁呢餐飯一定食得好開心啦。】215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHYmtxwsqit
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樂敏：【好一般。】215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpUl7u7YmDY
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我：【妳講食物定人先？】215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRCTyvgNf6W
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樂敏：【兩樣都係。】215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxhmhtqsbZx
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我真係忍唔住問：【咁妳又同佢上床？】215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT7J1BazQyI
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樂敏：【咁食完飯見佢幾大隻又有時間咪同佢玩下囉。】215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuEyBM2woNp
睇到呢句個心真係酸到呢…215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ymjIYDe9K
超，亞明，酸乜春野啫，你又唔係人地嘅SL，你只不過係一個比較好傾嘅網友乍。215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFOWJ0zyN0e
咁我都知，不過…都想喺呢到講句，希望所有有偷食嘅紀巴如果你地睇到呢篇野嘅話，幫幫忙，比條生路呢行下得唔得呀。215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsiocWBWaRw
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雖然心情已經跌到谷底，但係點都要懶大方扮關心問一句：【咁…玩得開唔開心？】215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1mQoYpIf4K
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樂敏：【唔太開心。】215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLq7s2Vslp0
又估唔到佢會咁答我喎，唔通又係另一個外強中乾嘅真男人？215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6wbJQTjHLo
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咁我好奇即刻再追問：【Why？】215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxRqxx7O04Y
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樂敏：【佢同我做時我都feel唔到愛。】215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQJhnuFrJbV
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我：【吓…】215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDuTg5NimvA
如果有一條女肯同我上床，但係又要我表現出愛呢樣野先，咁我真R晒頭唔知應該點做，215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5RUEGJqKMS
唔通一路做一路大叫對方個名？樂敏！樂敏！妳好正呀！215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHDxyPRPajf
咁同喺公園放狗叫Lucky！Lucky！Good boy！有乜分別？215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr0ohCBTzn4
不過入馬場見D人大叫隻馬名上呀！上呀！又真係充滿愛意架喎。215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzbSl66cYER
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定係好似品評藝術品一樣？215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF8i7twqx8S
樂敏，妳嘅完美嘅身段係市面上好稀有，相信可以去蘇富比拍賣搵到一個好收藏家。拍賣女人聽聞犯法架喎。215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcVRo3y6VBq
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對於呢D咁迷嘅野我讀得書少唔識只好直接咁問一句：【咁啫係點呀？】215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMFIwAZgjRc
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樂敏：【總之，我覺得佢只係想搵我發洩做完就算。】215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSWCfo4y4oT
咁似D男人去叫雞嘅，我幾乎想問佢有無放底幾舊先走，不過咁講又好hurt人。215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpwt7NqTZyP
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我：【或者佢緊趕時間啫，妳咪比多次機會佢囉。】215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVoAQTVoz9M
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樂敏：【唔啦，唔鍾意就搵過一個算，又唔係無選擇無謂浪費時間。】215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtrgeiKxQ7Q
唉，呢個世界幾咁唔公平,點解女人玩app咁多選擇。215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvdYgRHHO6i
鬼叫香港女少男多咩，特別係玩app，我諗個比例真係一比九十九。215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2U0qeBvcrY
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咁男人係唔係無選擇？又唔係嘅，呢D好睇個人能力，你食飯都唔會只係叫一個餸啦。215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXcVuhZyFRu
我鐘意食二餸飯，三餸係我嘅極限。不過識女我都係鐘意一次一個。215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYIDLpOgWcK
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樂敏繼續講：【其實搵咗咁耐都重係無人除取代都佢嘅地位。】215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZLDx9bitHd
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我：【妳重好掛住之前個SL？】215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaXwlqSSbSG
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樂敏：【太多回憶，你知唔知呀，佢睇住我個仔出世又幫我手照顧，我對佢重多過對我老公，所以好難話放底就放底。】215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIXTEqKVtOu
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老公成日唔係香港情夫就成日見。215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvzAKrOoW3J
我：【其實…妳有無擔心過個仔唔係妳老公架？】215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHK1Wpwa77Q
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樂敏：【哈哈，有架，SL又唔鐘意戴套喎，有時安全期都未必準架嗎。】215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqaBUrAtmze
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我：【咁點算，check DNA？】215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡddKK0P08Bg
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樂敏：【無呀，咁我老公係快啫，又唔係唔得，而且個仔越大越似老公，所以應該係佢。】215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbpg4ddzMTT
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我：【哦，咁都好D，好少聽妳講舊SL，妳同佢一齊幾耐？】215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaCIvIkgbRN
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樂敏：【七年，如果唔係有一日個仔問起個哥哥係邊個我諗我地都唔會分開。】215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXW1zzdWdCI
我諗係香港好多人嘅婚姻都無七年咁耐，邊個夠膽話SL只係短炒唔可以長揸架。215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfrgM6mIMFc
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我：【連細路都知道咁就麻煩。】215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡExoFD1pOuI
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樂敏：【嗯。】215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkTjNS4XjoK
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我：【我記得妳話過佢細妳好多。】215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF8ETyALiLZ
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樂敏：【嗯，十年，所以我地唔會有結果。】215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLuTYsCBYFW
你地腦入面係唔係好多畫面出現呢？食小鮮肉喎，真係AV情節一樣。215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ46e4qAZm4P
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樂敏：【早排佢結婚，臨結婚前一晚佢搵我，佢話好掛住我。】215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTM9dffNPsT
正常嘅，如果我廿幾歲時識到一個好似樂敏咁正嘅SL我都唔想放手啦。215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ72CLGhcjTh
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我：【佢想同妳繼續？】215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ17M8r0s0ct
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樂敏：【唔係，佢只係話掛住我，但係又如何，我地根本無可能係埋一齊。】215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD2pBEXQ6Eq
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我：【咁妳想唔想同佢一齊？】215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEBbwfg08lK
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樂敏：【想又點，佢都已經結咗婚，而我亦唔會因為佢而離婚，我現在擁有嘅野佢比唔到我。】215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvYCu9JrAAR
咁又係麵包與愛情，根本無選擇。215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmJPdgdsjlL
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我：【唉，人生就係咁無奈，咁只好繼續搵啦。】215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOa5dSbwZY9
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樂敏：【好攰，唔想再搵住。】215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzTQFBmltid
聽聞佢上個星期佢都係咁講喎，女人講野都係信唔過。215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhvVKXm5dLC
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我：【妳唔悶咩？】215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHCbrTzuVyP
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樂敏：【悶咪搵你囉。】215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSpJ3rM6Y5F
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我：【超，我約妳妳都唔得閒。】215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYtz69HUeIy
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樂敏：【乜你有約過我咩？點解我唔記得架？】215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk7w6zp341f
到底係我存在感太低定係佢太多人約唔記得我。215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfiR64LYrPU
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我：【我有約過妳睇戲架，不過妳話無興趣之嗎。】215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHjvI11CDwt
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樂敏：【又好似係，哈哈，不過都係一次啫，點解你唔再約我嘅？】215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq07DYZQ5Z7
其實唔係我唔想約樂敏，只係每次同佢傾計佢都話識咗新仔，一陣又話同新仔出街食飯，啱啱重爆埋房添，你叫我點開口？215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeKZmuykvwv
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我邊有咁強自信可以係佢嗰班有車有樓有錢人有時間有肌肉嘅裙下之臣中突圍而出呀，都係做佢嘅樹窿聽下佢講下點樣食仔算吧啦。215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9MjhlNfksI
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忽然，樂敏問咗一個好有趣嘅問。215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYAZVuTIoxw
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樂敏：【衰野呀，我問你，如果比你你會唔會同我上床？】215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaxeb7t6Lg4
呢句說話係唔係暗示緊D乜野？
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