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無人蠢到對一個陌生人講自己做乜呱，都是但廢up就算。209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ53RXKAMJuH
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我：【有錢又唔講得，餓唔死咁啦。】209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC9EZnCEeDo
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靚女：【玩得股票當然係搵D高回報架啦。】209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZD5nUwATmo
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但係又唔可以係女面前表現得咁膚淺，最好用一招順水推舟。209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBVnY8NM35T
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靚女：【介紹又唔講得，大家交流下囉。】209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHfJpcpJwdP
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靚女：【嗱，我有個FD係投行做，佢早排比咗隻貼士，好準架我呢個月都執咗十幾萬。】209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡezHDLw1YO7
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靚女：【係呀，你跟我買一定無錯。】209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUltXvsvko9
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我：【唉…可惜我呢排周轉有問題，D錢係晒馬會到。】209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡThpleRTQDh
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靚女：【哦，咁不如我介紹間財務公司比你，係我另一個熟朋友做架，佢好幫得手架，息口又低喎。】209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4zdnuq2Klp
玩野咩借財仔一陣比老婆問做乜點答。209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnvzLoYcXpj
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就係我諗緊點樣回應佢嘅時候，有一把女人聲係廚房傳出呢。209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2KsAkmHCEi
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叫得咁大聲唔通整親？即刻放底手機走去睇下乜事啦。209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcdzpAuQXjw
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一入到廚房就見到老婆叉住腰一手指住個爐頭話：[講咗幾多次洗完碗要抹埋個爐頭呀。]209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDGVG7LXP1C
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講完行過晾袗架又話：[D衫又未摺你做晒家務先玩手機得唔得架，重有呀…]209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmlfRP1LukM
通常老婆訓話最少都要十五分鐘先肯停，應該好多人夫都同我一樣已經學識對老婆專用必殺獨有技能，就係人形過濾系統可以即時將老婆把聲完全抽離分隔。209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvZuCChLRGG
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嗱，呢D唔係叫怕老婆，而係叫識時務。209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBfbX4qvp6c
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對住佢有時真係好攞命，大家千萬唔好誤會呀，無話佢差呀，起碼佢有一份正職而且人工又高過我，只不過呢，硬係覺得我似打佢工多過係佢老公囉。209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0KEq74WelO
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無法啦，我係屋企嘅時間比佢多，所以佢每日都會交低大量家頭細務要我。209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRWgunJE3dm
重要每樣野都要跟到足佢指示去做，佢嗰種強烈控制慾真係好難頂，不過算啦，鬼叫老婆係我自己揀咩。209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1YLijhfxsP
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當我係到清埋D手尾時，忽然又聽到老婆係廳到大叫：[老公！]209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO2SLjRoJOr
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唉，又唔知做漏邊樣野。209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡziNKZK4OaU
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老婆：[借你部手機比我用。]209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCEVounAFEK
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過咗一陣老婆行入廚房手上面攞住我部手機，面黑黑一野將個mon隊埋我塊面講：[老公！]209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡALerOt0k43
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仆街啦，我好似未閂交友app！！
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