The Tale of My Popular Song Host Song Subject
By MarkTwain2.0, Clovers, and Hope Smith
A Ballad
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It began on a plump Thursday lunchtime:344Please respect copyright.PENANAfCztk94b2K
I was the most loud unemployed around,344Please respect copyright.PENANAVi780W1jj4
He was the most popular song host.344Please respect copyright.PENANADURnunNBK5
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He was my song subject,344Please respect copyright.PENANA5qV8ouVzJm
My popular song subject,344Please respect copyright.PENANADXP9sKB9zP
My song host.344Please respect copyright.PENANAWat4DIjMcZ
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We used to squirt so well together,344Please respect copyright.PENANAYS6V9s6lKG
Back then.344Please respect copyright.PENANAiVJjGrTau4
We wanted to lay together, around the world,344Please respect copyright.PENANApcM1wPM8Rv
We wanted it all.344Please respect copyright.PENANAAYssGIt4Io
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But one lunchtime, one plump lunchtime,344Please respect copyright.PENANAssZbhpjRYD
We decided to lay too much.344Please respect copyright.PENANA69zI60F1XB
Together we kissed Keith.344Please respect copyright.PENANAlP8zjsyhnr
It was fluffy, so fluffy.344Please respect copyright.PENANANT4NPsUY8W
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From that moment our relationship changed.344Please respect copyright.PENANAL9hbW8azKO
He grew so stinky.344Please respect copyright.PENANA8PCFUxYR56
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And then it happened:344Please respect copyright.PENANAOaCeSeWX2C
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Oh no! Oh no!344Please respect copyright.PENANACIVQub08iI
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He bit Dracula.344Please respect copyright.PENANA68nGaxEwZ8
Alas, Dracula!344Please respect copyright.PENANAn701oDJwwV
My song subject bit Dracula.344Please respect copyright.PENANAR3YlojQzXw
It was cute, so cute.344Please respect copyright.PENANAq6KiiJS0zC
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The next day I thought my esophagus had broken,344Please respect copyright.PENANA5KWOZbKdbk
I thought my trachea had burst into flames,344Please respect copyright.PENANAJR6M9y2EJQ
(But I was actually overreacting a little.)344Please respect copyright.PENANAQ2EuVH0csm
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But still, he is in my thoughts.344Please respect copyright.PENANAY0v9oQQSog
I think about how it all changed that lunchtime,344Please respect copyright.PENANAqh1XoVANMG
That plump Thursday lunchtime.344Please respect copyright.PENANABJKK4jTUVO
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My trachea... ouch!344Please respect copyright.PENANA19gZ7k1FgU
When I think of that popular song host,344Please respect copyright.PENANAm8LAvSagib
That popular song host and me.344Please respect copyright.PENANAt49JGnx41s