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你知道為什麼世界會有一種售價超過三百萬港元汽車？878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgHCKSeuZU0
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDSF2EpWb9g
因為那種車真的物有所值。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLXgANZktEL
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR4L25245IY
就算我之前經歷過這麼多荒謬的東西，當我坐在Bentley真皮坐椅內，我竟然徐徐入睡了……878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhuFeUAEUvK
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然後，我做夢。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhbL2Qjdrl6
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我夢見第一次和小紅相遇的情況。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgwLM7RH0qZ
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP9YFfCWK8e
那天，是冬季，雨綿綿。時值初冬的冷雨，零零星星的不甚大，但仍陰得很重。濃雲低低地壓在關口，所有的東西都是濕漉漉的，偶然一陣冷風掠過，更顯得過關的人潮不甘寂寞，這些男人包括我，狗衝在過關的乾道濕路上，明知邊界後的女人是老虎，卻又無可奈何地紛紛趨前攪中港交合，驛道人車交錯，濕泥寒水之中，盛載著多少香港麻甩佬的美夢和精液？878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJFgCaZZil0
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「快樂卡啦OK」位於黃崗水圍，是間仁K。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjRXqgQY0fg
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每每步入「快樂卡啦OK」，總會聽到人唱「光輝歲月」、「歲月無聲」、「真的愛你」和「冷雨夜」。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPeBIVmjgGy
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJXxdg5DvlX
有時，我不禁在想，酒和女人只是家駒的陪襯。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbaSMENc1sN
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Hc841uCGj
或者，香港這處地方，在九三年的夏天已經停了下來。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWGF9jPaECr
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9udICl7T0O
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是了，我腦裏閃現出一個媽咪，不是我老母，世界上有一種職業，叫媽咪。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8iOnQluedW
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOZW1EzuUBc
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媽咪阿花是個豪邁的女人，有幾次她替手下的囡囡頂酒，引發嚴重胃出血，血液酒精中毒，差點連命都沒有。但她沒有怨言，敬業樂業，梁振英話齋，香港的年青人要學習媽咪阿花的工作精神。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdbUayv1XUD
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcoIS5IBOGh
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkLBSfYVVey
我沒有和媽咪阿花上過床，但她徐娘半老，風韻猶存，尤其是她一雙和她身材稍稍比例不相稱的長腿，粗幼恰到好處，應有肉的地方有肉，沒有肉的地方則什麼肉都沒有，年過三十的她，小腿那肌肉充滿彈性，而且她是個非常聰明的女人，如果她不是在內地長大及天生赤貧，我想她會是一個歷史學家或科學家。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAwmGERQnGO
有一次我和她都飲大了，我問她對現代中國有什麼看法？878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtTeDETNprJ
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然後她這樣說：「窮無傲骨，富無善心；民無信仰，官無良知；上無計劃，下無想法；改無動力，革無勇氣；進無明燈，退無後路。」878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgHN4YPcSUV
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDIlvEZ5I0g
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTJhluWH5Wz
我又問她，什麼叫和諧社會，她答：878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGaGNDmQem2
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMVLfyWegSU
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡETRBzAWS0A
「你擺攤，叫破壞市容；他們砸攤，叫整頓市容。他打你，叫執法；他們打你，叫聯合執法。你跑，叫畏罪潛逃；你不跑，叫妨礙公務。你抵抗，叫抗法；你反抗，叫暴力抗法。他們打死你，叫圍攻執法人員導致心臟病發；你防衛，叫故意傷人。你喊冤，叫社會不穩定因素，你上訪，叫精神病……這一切，叫和諧。」878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvrMJ7MIBF7
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVK7JAWWNpp
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoAjqinsxPe
這樣的一個女子，是「快樂卡啦OK」七組囡囡其中一組的媽媽生。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRh60zNCB8B
那幾年，我差不多一星期去三、四晚「快樂卡啦OK」，由於是熟客關係，每每有新囡上場，她都會打長途叫我上來捧場。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxUcDGTNPPl
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOGM0iSy04d
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUpePglLxMv
Stop！Sorry！878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKjKKcHQsKL
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt1MwpS93Pe
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxiW22AqFiI
各位不要以為媽咪阿花對我很好。其實她是常常騙我的，什麼新囡嫩女，其實是其他場冇掟落腳的老雞病雞，又或者是得閒得滯出黎搵外快的人妻二奶小三，時常話有「處」，結果只有「即日處」提供，又成日話有廠妹返，結果又係搵Bank柒！有一次，她騙我有一個貌似「李冰冰」的新囡上場，結果我付上七張毛澤東，換來的是一個和街市賣魚阿嬸甚為相似的無知村姑，個西打開仲成浸死魚除，屌你老母。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡatJISkE5pH
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7830Z8JuFu
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冷雨那天，媽咪阿花卻沒有說謊。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqNQMIZNjN8
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn9aP3FubpS
在混俗的歡場大海，阿花以不染一切、亦不捨一切的低俗媚態，一手點著美國香煙，一手拖著一個面如紅桃，人如美玉的鄉間小姑娘進入這個大千花花世界。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiIJE77Aid3
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7HdmNA9ARQ
媽咪阿花是菩薩，她來普渡眾生，讓女孩進入紅塵，又讓恩客進入女孩。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr18l5b5zDg
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZZbh2ou9Kx
小紅是新囡，第一天上班時，媽咪阿花就帶了她來坐我的檯。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLJbnNfMfbM
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj4sGdihsWs
於是我和小紅，一見鍾情。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVHA3PBGIDs
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6pTkX9oJRW
大約是緣份天註定，我和小紅在相認第一天已經上房扑野，而且很快我就決定包養她。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNX5SRsAecw
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs5CRqxmvCf
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWp9OScldv1
說來奇怪，自從媽咪阿花把小紅介紹給我之後，她就突然消失了。就像孩子吹的肥皂泡一樣，無情白事在世間上消失了。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ZzTBqCsEF
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqEl8Pxm4Nj
有人說她太多口，得罪了公安局，被有勢力人仕埋了在後山。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvpaoxNm6GX
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUD0prWoJ2A
又有人說她失債，著草去了內蒙古。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTtuSJRcH8q
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdQPniMqDG1
更有人傳說她被一個億萬大款包了，退出水圍歡場界。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwHXTIlgSrT
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb4CXzs6ZyF
亦有人說她重病死了。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYoYiqG8qdU
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJJRg4gEu7E
但無論如何，阿花是消失了，我問過十幾個認識她的人都沒法知道她的下落。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6k7UogJiuv
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK97qqpGSor
她到了那裏，始終是個謎。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV9Kprj40hi
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi6mcTIUPt0
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不過，「快樂卡啦OK」並未因此而荒廢，第七組囡囡很快就有新媽咪，新媽咪都叫阿花，大抵是卡啦OK老闆希望客人記著從前媽咪的名字而不去轉場。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcUYsb2XkGc
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLkPTcZ2g3Q
很快，就連我也忘記了媽咪阿花……878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu57xI5ZTDh
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjqhCnklCto
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKR0kUYRtoe
說回小紅，包養小紅那幾年，我過得特別快樂。對於小紅的缺點，我儘量不去多想，而且我把她的優點無限放大，我腦裏沒有她撩鼻屎黑腳板的形象，卻有她提起一腿塗趾甲油的性感畫面，我腦裏沒有她破口大罵錢不夠用的潑辣相，卻有她小鳥依人千依百順的嬌艷形態，我努力長年累月幹著這樣的印象偷換，令我感覺到我擁有了世界上最好的戀人。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg8EITx3sbm
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmchyxfyrdb
只不過，自從她和阿權扑野的事曝光後，一切也無法回頭。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ3osRrNVUm
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBWxDjnPUES
我甚至要用殺死阿權來平衡我和小紅的愛。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6pFqQFRu3I
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWFPu6Y0uUW
是的，這是我殺人的理由。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYT6WLhwHL3
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvSuVNTYj4b
因為我實在太愛小紅，小紅，因為我愛她，我愛得要死啊，我怕的，就只是我找到一個理由不能再愛她。阿權死了，這個理由就不再存在……878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ26R7CB91RL
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是的，我是這樣想的……878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoxTtOoFsJu
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYgN1S0R7pF
抑或這只是我殺人的藉口？878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh8pTIdoBEy
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我醒來，鄭多燕仍在我身旁，她的奶子壓在我上臂上，令我有「Air」的感覺。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5njzqt6WVk
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ061re8AUg6
之後，我發現車子駛在一條光潔整齊的私人道路上，道路向前三百米的盡頭是一個高級富豪的小型住宅區，這裏只有七家豪華住宅。建築形式雖各有千秋，但有一樣是相同的：每幢造價均在一千萬美圓以上。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuZOK2a1DLS
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLPNGyEajP8
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBnmMLKGOb0
Bentley轎車停在一所純白色的維多利亞式高檔次洋房前，下車的時候，我呆住了。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡznab9DJB6Z
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdoZyjBctSJ
世事無奇不有，而且巧合得令人無法置信。在洋房的大門前，站了一個身穿浴袍的女人，她竟然是剛才在我夢裏出現的媽咪阿花！878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ08Rc7dBF4u
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvFBVSbrXXu
「你……？」878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq4z9IEWxEF
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfafiC8TcGz
「你……？」878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsuwhX7HnzU
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkyovZjU2DR
媽咪阿花同時望著我，眼裏流露著不能相信的神色！878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWj4b22Yjoa
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfIiAdtbTl4
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSeZuj307zB
更更更奇怪的是，鄭多燕在我身旁，戰戰競競地向媽咪阿花說：878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm4G9yPbgj0
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNKLDwofFP5
「老公，我回來了，我知錯了！(普通話)」878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlYb7AasMu4
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4IR9xaWOPH
我吞了一口口水，指著三米外的媽咪阿花，問：「她是……你老公？(普通話)」878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9x21l0rGYA
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVA6e8foOUm
「是啊……我老公也是個女人！(普通話)」鄭多燕答。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyRqkSXJGET
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對，是同性戀，既然有鴨、有SM、有角色扮演、有謊言，怎可能沒有同性戀？878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUjdAcoCoPx
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死生又流轉了，再世相逢，最後空空如也，還如一夢中。
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