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成日睇討論區都有D月經題就係問點樣係app溝女。181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡttdXa0d9Qp
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作為一個七十後中佬面對一個隨時後生自己超過十年嘅女人，181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV8LoIT85WU
照直講真實年紀真係自殺架乍報細小小好D。181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5SawQFxQTW
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你地笑乜野？咁都係報細十…幾年之嗎。181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtstfABSUnd
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靚女：【我都係呀，咁啱傾D。】181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCauu4NwGxI
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靚女：【你做邊一行架？】181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ84cAdFI6Jb
無人蠢到對一個陌生人講自己做乜呱，都是但廢up就算。181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL8IuBrCSMe
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我：【攪自己生意。】181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRIWStzzuH4
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靚女：【做生意呀，咁咪好有錢囉？】181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuMd7o7V1Fo
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我：【有錢又唔講得，餓唔死咁啦。】181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfGGPGbG46S
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靚女：【咁你有無投資呀？】181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdzFuXC8kYX
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我：【當然有啦，個個星期都有做工課架。】181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqG3ojGNqHg
平日都跑下馬仔點可以唔勤力呀，都算係投資丫。181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeaDzgILShF
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靚女：【咁叻，一定有唔少收穫啦，睇中邊隻？比個號碼嚟丫。】181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4jFkHYo4Lk
望望鐘現在尾場嗱喎，即刻攞張馬經睇下先。181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU8UNk4USlK
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我：【8號囉。】181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT9ZMw9tkH3
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靚女：【8號仔咁保守】181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6HqLdnWbs0
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我：【唔係呀，咁都叫保守，有成11倍喎。】181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlECWgV8Dtd
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靚女：【PE得咁少】181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSNgiqq6OpO
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靚女：【玩得股票當然係搵D高回報架啦。】181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbDBgdIX9dj
哦，原來講股票，咪玩啦我地呢D乜都唔識嘅小人物分分鐘係大鱷點心，都係跑馬仔安全D。181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5AhqD3DMIo
但係又唔可以係女面前表現得咁膚淺，最好用一招順水推舟。181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJcWdKW3RFC
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我：【咁妳有乜好介？】181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFppeiqr4Bx
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靚女：【介紹又唔講得，大家交流下囉。】181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB6fJgmda7n
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我：【好呀。】181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtIKk4hVaZt
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靚女：【嗱，我有個FD係投行做，佢早排比咗隻貼士，好準架我呢個月都執咗十幾萬。】181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqjspur8hjR
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我：【吓！咁多？】181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBKqGLJ8PeY
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靚女：【係呀，你跟我買一定無錯。】181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWJ5rjBvdo4
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我：【唉…可惜我呢排周轉有問題，D錢係晒馬會到。】181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb4e9ylQYXx
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靚女：【馬會？】181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU6dgVAke1c
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我：【哦，我意思係馬會未找數，我同佢地有生意來往。】181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡady4tl23Wo
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靚女：【哦，咁不如我介紹間財務公司比你，係我另一個熟朋友做架，佢好幫得手架，息口又低喎。】181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG8vvevrQ54
玩野咩借財仔一陣比老婆問做乜點答。181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOgqYdfLhtw
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就係我諗緊點樣回應佢嘅時候，有一把女人聲係廚房傳出呢。181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoqgtdtHtLv
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叫得咁大聲唔通整親？即刻放底手機走去睇下乜事啦。181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzHeTsgIeIU
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一入到廚房就見到老婆叉住腰一手指住個爐頭話：[講咗幾多次洗完碗要抹埋個爐頭呀。]181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs09y8c5XOc
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講完行過晾袗架又話：[D衫又未摺你做晒家務先玩手機得唔得架，重有呀…]181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrLo3ua3cTK
通常老婆訓話最少都要十五分鐘先肯停，應該好多人夫都同我一樣已經學識對老婆專用必殺獨有技能，就係人形過濾系統可以即時將老婆把聲完全抽離分隔。181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvK0ih0t4QQ
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我：[係啦，現在即刻做啦。]181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9cuswPrG0H
嗱，呢D唔係叫怕老婆，而係叫識時務。181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHU6MPl1mel
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對住佢有時真係好攞命，大家千萬唔好誤會呀，無話佢差呀，起碼佢有一份正職而且人工又高過我，只不過呢，硬係覺得我似打佢工多過係佢老公囉。181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmGPPLk1u9H
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無法啦，我係屋企嘅時間比佢多，所以佢每日都會交低大量家頭細務要我。181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPtmfgUK8h2
重要每樣野都要跟到足佢指示去做，佢嗰種強烈控制慾真係好難頂，不過算啦，鬼叫老婆係我自己揀咩。181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCS6z02Sq9m
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當我係到清埋D手尾時，忽然又聽到老婆係廳到大叫：[老公！]181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc8yvyg0oSo
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唉，又唔知做漏邊樣野。181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtLRSHRSiKC
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老婆：[借你部手機比我用。]181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhAq2PH4vUY
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我：[哦，放係房入面呀，妳自己去攞啦。]181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlCx83KSr0G
過咗一陣老婆行入廚房手上面攞住我部手機，面黑黑一野將個mon隊埋我塊面講：[老公！]181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQmh81F3FPA
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仆街啦，我好似未閂交友app！！
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