第二十六回 ふれあい171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDvIzmAYSm7
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聽聞香港歧視鏈排行榜係由南至北，住淺水灣歧視住柴灣，港島區歧視九龍區，西九歧視東九，九龍塘歧視上水，新界西歧視新界北，當中食物鏈最頂端當然係住山頂嘅朋友。171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc61qPW9fZT
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作為一個悲微嘅九龍居民絕小過港島區，自從做咗炒散就多咗好多機會過呢，主要當然係送貨。171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSU0tBwO2g0
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不過今日有小小例外，因為有d私事所以去西環走一轉。171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡizkAnqMEMF
對呢個地方嘅印象係好多海味舖，好多覺得住舊區好形嘅鬼佬，同埋好多愛心爆棚一個人拖幾隻唐狗出街嘅人。171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡESsAbP1CiO
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中午時份過到呢，見到仲有好多著到好街坊嘅鬼佬攞住支啤酒拖住著狗企係酒吧前面到隊啤，點解佢地好似唔洗做咁？171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxExfVZkQPw
171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbG71mIx0cX
望住手機個地址，喺西環海皮嗰邊嘅一間西餐廳。171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWAQxj6HSZ7
距離地鐵站唔算遠好快就去到，如果平日我一定唔會食呢D餐廳，個價錢真心貴。171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGQUhGfe6Zb
171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt2wnVaBvOz
一入到去以後自己去咗外國，有好多七彩玻璃裝飾，木做天花吊扇好似慢動作一樣咁轉轉下，淺藍色天花同白色牆，d枱放得唔算太密，小圓枱鋪咗白色餐枱布同仲有一支小黃菊插係水晶花瓶到，成間餐廳佈置到希臘小白屋一樣好鬼靚。171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ392YnxggzR
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望望下有人向我揮手，原來亞儷已經到咗，仲坐係最入嘅一張枱到，估唔到我地只係隔咗一日又再見面。171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG49fxXJkE1
171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡetKvEppF5P
立即行埋去：［到咗好耐呀？］171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡesN2YCoHX7
171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKFWs09IBjh
亞儷：［唔係，早你小小啫。］171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTyoaM4CeAq
佢望住我忍唔住笑。171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO3Gt2FgR37
171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhH8Tv29iFh
我問：［做乜？］171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZxaRNiTtOd
171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWatkdbCXBf
亞儷：［今日唔係短褲背心拖鞋喎。］171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWF1m2XhAaP
171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgcnsIXxfjb
我：［點同呢，今日特登過呢見妳丫嗎。］171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSHpn01l4de
雖然無著老西，不過點都著返條長褲，唔係街坊裝。171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMSGqrlntH1
171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbmQbgwkfEN
坐底之後亞儷話：［叫野食先啦。］171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrUPgYVopJa
171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZJ64dcreHb
攞起份餐牌一睇一張相都無全英文寫到密麻麻。幾想攞部手機出呢即時翻譯，不過自尊心制止咗呢個行為，好彩仲識分魚同肉。171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA5O2QKDkIL
171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2H5S0gPlH9
當個肥佬侍應行過呢同落單時，佢又係全英，果然係做閪人生意。171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU679Ai1TIC
佢幫亞儷落完單就望住我講英文，望見佢個樣第一個反應就係諗起林雪做茶記侍應嗰一幕。171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqynEkftENU
可惜呢到無ABC餐比我叫，只好指住個餐牌有個應該係牛肉嘅餐。171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUU5ZQtenc9
171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4a5cYMP7X0
侍應行開之後我問：［妳之前同話去寶翠園嗰邊食架，做乜突然轉地方？］171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ5uSDPfxa6
171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7nRhuowhhg
亞儷：［啱啱個仔同我講話一陣同d同學去嗰邊飲野，費事比佢地撞到啦。］171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpTuqqUzfLA
171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡavNRqHs8wj
我：［哦.... 妳驚好似我咁。］171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn3fJZKDz71
171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYlYV6BXrtN
亞儷一手指住我話：［你仲好講，前日比你老婆撞到正，問你點甩身你又話要出呢先傾。］171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnup8JOop4V
171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWVRtOUtg6P
我：［哈哈，唔係邊有藉口再約妳呀。］171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYHu6UGiY44
171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPjfwSXwguS
亞儷聽到我咁講耷底頭偷笑咗一下然後話：［咁仲唔快d講。］171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTz2f9CtpKB
171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLv8YcoWTTU
我：［唉…唔好提，個身仲痛緊。］171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNg8dtMl3hv
171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡudfr7CZXF4
亞儷好愕然：［唔係呀，佢郁手打你呀？］171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPirEGoUh9W
171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4usPH287n3
我：［點止打呀，仲要我跪係地下成晚懺悔添。］171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡszMIfMGQji
171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB2wAATW4rk
亞儷：［吓，咁你無事丫嗎？］171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhnsyLl6nGZ
171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOUTg3rruU9
我：［之後仲要罰抄一萬句我以後不敢偷食添。］171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBh5HR3cbUw
之後我無出聲只係望住佢笑，聽到呢到亞儷開始覺得唔對路。171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcaAZsEcBVs
171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJB06FjdkbW
亞儷：［點呀，係唔係玩我呀？］171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuuUUoKvwPF
171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEzxXbxwnd4
我：［哈哈，講下笑啫。］171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE0OgegQMo7
171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5whLuwiDUI
亞儷：［你再唔講我就走啦。］171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbKWTu6ORGv
171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNfTg2NVvUt
我：［okok，我咪照直同佢講囉。］171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWartLBFVTR
171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo4DEJVwGix
亞儷面黑黑：［仲玩呀。］171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfhvdzGH36q
講完準備起身。171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡILywY3DvsB
171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv5SePYpXsl
我：［我講真架，妳聽埋先啦。］171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw1EdvgsJVQ
亞儷半信半疑咁坐返底。171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjPjrewXCzk
171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeI8HCHouGO
相信唔只亞儷，好多人都想知偷食斷正可以點做。171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMCmM81myDP
等我帶大家返去兩日前先，以下乃高難度動作，家中有細路嘅你（妳）切勿模仿。171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF7gstZmvGT
171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ZQMXBocBz
話說係地鐵站比老婆見到我送亞儷走。171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYqBFSLSaJv
嗰一刻個腦真係一片空白，望住老婆面上表情，感受到濃烈殺氣，睇怕都死L硬。171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm6a92U8fpx
171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwpexAA8K1H
正常人應該可以準備身後事，幸好作為一個大話專家臨場執生能力高。171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsS33b1aUZh
第一時間扮到好鎮定咁望住亞儷，若無期事咁同佢講：［有乜野我再call妳，byebye。］171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeELPUjjtj3
171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkWvRv1ZHnE
雖然亞儷個樣有d愕然唔知點算，但係佢都無乜可以做，唔通企係到食花生等睇戲咩，只係好有禮貌咁笑一笑然後離開。171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHbAI9fiZXn
171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6JgAlw7rnr
睇住佢係眼前消失之後繼續拆炸彈。171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6i5DnjdUtt
171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3SljUXzJI3
老婆當然黑晒面問：［我問你呀，佢係邊個呀？］171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡawrEpccqoy
171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr8zzJVS2tg
我深深吸一口氣，然後話：［實不相瞞，啱啱約咗位人妻，打算同佢偷食。］171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB2q3YaytGW
171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPkCV62TbW4
老婆聽到咁講即刻好大反應大聲話：［乜話？］171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7bJQtBgt57
地鐵站周圍d人個個都望住我地，睇呢危險程度又再升多一級，都係唔好再玩火。171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjWqnShxcb9
171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGvIRafOnvQ
我：［老婆妳冷靜D先，妳望一望我。］171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQeCnlHr3hT
171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKYmi0A3Q8J
老婆上下打量我一野無出聲。171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiflx538C8T
我繼續講：［妳幾時見過有人偷食會著背心短褲同拖鞋好似落街買餸咁樣架？妳係女人見到我咁都唔會有興趣啦係唔係呀。］171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8L8lQIshWq
171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ixus3a1Hp
老婆又再上下啤多一次跟住問：［你未答我剛才個係乜人呀。］171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNFafIo8yrI
171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFgc80RmFcB
睇呢仲未撲息d火。171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNlMmHx021x
我：［仲可以有乜女人搵我丫，一睇就知啦，著到咁靚女除咗保險仲可以係乜。］171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDb2x9Ytaj5
171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrMAI8VEM44
老婆：［無啦啦做乜有保險搵你呀？］171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIK7kdEfDAc
171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFELAhIS8CV
我：［轉MPF呀皇帝。］171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVAsVwzKVaJ
呢個合情合理嘅理由，睇老婆面色就知佢信到十足，可惜撲息一個火頭另一個又起。171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLiOkFJzFvo
171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjCgJGCPkRr
老婆繼續面黑黑咁話：［今朝我話個女你做乜事走咗去呀？］171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7esNgLbkfd
171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYioNkfDBld
我：［咁唔通我又加把口鬧埋一齊呀，鬧有用我一早鬧咗啦。］171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmVXWSaL3lL
171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxDbyWTPgop
老婆基本上係無理我答乜，佢只係不停咁將今朝鬧個女嘅野重複係我面前鬧多一次，不過我都無聽佢講乜，只係唔出聲由得佢發洩到返屋企為止。171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmJbmT9yOnU
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一路行個心已經係到偷笑，估唔到咁都無事，無野嘅只係太清楚老婆性格，佢對我有絕對信任，唔係信我唔會出軌，而係信我無本事出軌。171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBIux7nOAKS
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亞儷聽完我講返成件事就話：［咁都可以甩身，睇呢我要對你從新估計。］171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSKK5PTdI2s
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我：［估計乜？］171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhmw1cppB5U
171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4G50e4BXUX
亞儷：［你講野有幾多成係真囉。］171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBq4nZSUu0D
171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUGuFMqoM0P
我：［都係去到非迫不得已先講大話啫，呃人好辛苦架。］171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWUyg2MhiSg
無錯，講大話講得多個人真係人格分裂咁。171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkTb4kMXoeV
171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvcw1VQkNAo
我：［係呢，做乜今日妳無返工？］171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ63iByCKWo
171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn2LehECfI8
亞儷笑笑口話：［今朝唔知醒。］171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPHBtHpOJwC
171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDE2kMZdQxF
我：［尋晚又同d人夫傾到好夜呀？］171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡImpVxvwp6W
171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNpZVFztkFJ
亞儷搖搖頭話：［唔係，尋晚食咗d安眠藥。］171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUB1hdAXCfK
171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHQreNe2IR6
我：［做乜事要食藥？］171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFGhYxRvvLx
171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfY3Enj4QFO
亞儷個樣有d無奈：［平日都瞓得唔好，食咗一排藥架啦。］171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoKyIgirEmi
171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzHbkOuhu8T
我：［係唔係太大壓力？］171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYwBGikYMC6
171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtqYWEx9TSp
亞儷：［都市人有邊個無壓力。］171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7LFyZdYwSw
咁佢又無講錯，近年新聞成日都有人坐坐下車因為小小事都可以打大交，證明大家都好大壓力。171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbugRHShM6L
171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgPLUYn7InR
於是我地邊食飯邊傾下工作，我做炒散嘅無乜煩惱，政府宣傳都有講啦，做炒散又有乜好怕喎，生命無希望前路唔洗創，主要都係聽下佢講公司野，好快我地就食完個lunch。171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpE5bFRFVab
171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHSKzRpiaIh
我：［妳係唔係要返屋企開工呀？］171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6fQIBrcUt8
171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9yOTFsnWSP
亞儷：［係呀。］171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLqqmxarLtT
171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNspDGwG843
佢未必想我知佢住邊，都係喺門口各自各走好d。171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG9K9aIWIp3
我：［咁我唔阻妳啦，bye bye。］171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZxQYpS6ixR
171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIZOk2Yjcu1
正當講完轉身行咗幾步亞儷就叫停我。171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmYBro2R6GP
亞儷：［明呀，你趕唔趕時間呀？］171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0b5yuIhSBe
171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMrunaeJ2vd
我：［唔趕呀，做乜呀？］171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5yc2iIPmxO
171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJZjki7ooxr
亞儷：［咁... 可唔可以陪我行一陣。］171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡle60mokS3H
171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFQ4i1MyJCq
剛才餐飯都feel到佢唔只係工作問題架啦，既然叫到梗係無問題啦。171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC5PNQcHVPc
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