今晚要出差去架鐵絲網，卡車傍晚抵達，要趕在夜幕降臨前，將我們送到側翼去。1269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4HXXa8LF5R
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「這不算是個好差使。」金恩喃喃的抱怨，叼住福特遞上的香菸，轉頭讓他點火。1269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUwJftVbw8n
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「總比晚上守夜白天閱兵強。」凱依從腰包裡拿出一大包餅乾，給每個人發了幾片，這是被硬塞夜間工作的補償，再加上：「起碼明天可以在營休息一天」。1269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqQz6VhXMYG
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在搖晃的貨車上，我們簇擁在一起，品嚐難得的甜點，交換珍藏的食物，共享半截的香菸，覺得彼此親密無間。1269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnRF2CuMfgd
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金恩已經能熱情的勾著新兵福特的脖子，吹噓他地球518成神的經歷，比利也總算走出陰霾，搶著要跟福特講述他前世「駕駛巨大鑽頭機器人對抗天外螺旋神族」的人生。1269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNWegW12FfB
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等比利和金恩吹完牛，現在又輪到凱依裝逼。1269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKDQ1GZgUpP
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「看到我活了回來，隊長二話不說，咻－－的把我砍成了兩半。」凱依的大手一劃，順帶捶了一下福特的肩膀：「還讓小子來把我埋進土裡，說是看能不能種成兩個。」1269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOJyNElXMUS
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戰場上一槍未發就被削去了半邊腦袋，難怪隊長生氣，也怪不得有很長一段時間，凱依看到隊長總是繞著走。1269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGCbD9I4a0Z
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我們聊著共通的話題，接近彼此的距離，從陌生人變成好兄弟，才能在未來將背後交給對方。1269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbJJUsA3fI8
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一路上始終保持沉默的只有傑森，而且相比之前，他現在說話的次數更少了，總是一副生人莫近，像是在思索著什麼東西的樣子。1269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBoKU5WBp7E
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每次看到他這副模樣，我就頭疼。1269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKZ2hh7bVLn
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「學長呢？」福特擠到我旁邊，遞上一根菸問：「學長的能力是那一種？」1269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhLAMX3lb6z
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聽到這話，凱依金恩和比利一齊掉過頭來，臉色古怪的瞧了我一眼，齊聲哄堂大笑。1269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw7aSvYW2Ve
1269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3huJg2oB5p
5000億的幸運點數真的不算多，在哈米吉多頓，甚至可以說是穿越者中的最底層，手機裡的異能選單打開，當中九成九的能力我兌換不了。1269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZtocveQyhS
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時間、空間、念動、心靈、物質、能量...舉凡強大異能的兌換點數，更是動輒以「兆」起跳。1269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf01vLSUUtj
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而且，先行者早轉生者一步，已經用超前的見識，將這世界改得造面目全非，留給轉生者發揮的空間不多。1269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWpiPYHcDB3
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在剛轉生過來那些年裡，我不只一次的將寫好的計劃打上叉叉，丟回書桌的抽屜裡。1269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDKLePoo9kz
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種田...有人做了！餐館...有人做了！超商...有人做了！甜品...有人做了！1269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE4DJGg0GIo
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...怎麼什麼通通都有人做了？1269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXb39XlakcL
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創意枯竭，專業貧乏，又缺乏點數，無法兌換強大異能的我，到底該怎麼活下去？1269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAAjyLR0v7f
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每次想到這個問題，我的腦袋就隱隱作痛。1269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIJvdplpGs2
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直到有一天，我反覆翻著腦中手機的異能選單時，看到了...1269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxES7vS5Szb
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你有3則未接來電1269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBDEVir2kKk
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「轉生者最大的優勢，再於你已經體驗過一次『真理』。」電話那頭傳來熟悉的聲音。1269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp626skwdJC
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於是...1269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ46vNLIpfSc
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忍耐LV.9：1269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvI0gwg51BD
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對於痛苦，你將有常人數倍的忍耐力，副作用：對於外來的刺激，你的反應變得遲鈍。1269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYVwE6FmRkw
1269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ29MCFdeqds
因為電話那頭說：「真理是－想變聰明就讀書。想變強壯就鍛練。讀書悶？鍛練累？要忍耐！」1269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRNv39TgKm8
1269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWh0aO6TnJE
強迫LV.6：1269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSooFF2vvQ2
1269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHrCNHZJbg0
將指定單字加入強迫症的清單，副作用：難免會有奇怪的單字混進清單裡。1269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1zdMQNQP0I
1269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTEuBIbYoC9
因為電話那頭說：「真理是－努力！努力！再努力！」1269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdMqyGEE1ja
1269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrRqakJFxtO
觀察LV.3：1269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgBW2qw2JcR
1269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQwhsCglOls
除了讀書以外，你能讀天，讀地，讀臉，讀空氣。副作用：小心盲點。1269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIjxYF2GqPu
1269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK3WMpY5Haj
因為電話那頭說：「真理是－聰明的人善於觀察。」1269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3jePO83e9M
1269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwgCUwYxQGZ
吟遊詩人LV.1：1269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡftLmo7xJlj
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你的談吐富有詩情畫意。副作用：你講起話來總讓人覺得油腔滑調。1269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpFgotdQuia
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因為電話那頭說：「真理是－聰明的人能言善道。」1269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6DWtePsJ1M
1269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR1OsuW9mBG
衛生紙LV.1：1269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZYIKS1zqwc
1269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXa0MiswtdA
以每秒1公克的速度，將你手摸的物質，變成衛生紙。副作用：非可溶性纖維，請勿丟入馬桶以免造成堵塞。1269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡerCKaRnYjd
1269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCH3Yi2JLpu
因為電話那頭說：「你白痴啊！上廁所忘了帶衛生紙怎麼辨你打電話來問我？」1269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwBM7Lu1MWu
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「笑吧！你們儘管笑...」我無奈的看著滿臉疑惑的福特，伸手從車廂的木板上，抽出一張衛生紙，而車廂壁上微不可見的薄了一絲絲。1269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUbfOljw59q
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到頭來，我能拿出來展現的，只有衛生紙這項異能。1269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe5fa1px6Ty
1269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXVtSivRTvJ
總之，即使穿越了，體現人類劣根性的鄙視鏈依舊存在，先行著鄙視轉生者，兆（E）級幸運者鄙視億（F）級幸運者，能力強大者（SSS）鄙視能力弱小者（SSR）。1269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjlVVS7YLyT
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而位於這條鄙視鏈最末端的，就是我，哈米吉多頓史上最無能的穿越者（F-）。1269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQlBfx4vxdK
1269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6pHSXvq9Uu
而且，對於這個配點方案...我不能、也不敢有任何的不滿，因為...1269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBFvMZpFL0Z
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電話那頭說：1269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn6exdLuFNG
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