Not a song, but a poem written using a poem generator from the same people who make the song generator.
Ode to the Tom
by Hope Smith
My ugly Tom, you inspire me to write.483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZhpXSZTdZK
How I hate the way you sing, sleep and dance,483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn4AruKbZUn
Invading my mind day and through the night,483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1qftZoZ1tz
Always dreaming about the wretched mance.483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5rtMIhByJC
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Let me compare you to a lively drill?483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡub8iY6N4Pz
You are more peaceful, bitter and irate.483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtqmZR8LyGA
Keen rains flood the calm fields of April,483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtfHolXNiDr
And the springtime has the sad graduate.483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBS20GiIpi8
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How do I hate you? Let me count the ways.483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbElsfX68qE
I hate your exquisite hair, nose and eyes.483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlWwSYKWwCv
Thinking of your scented nose fills my days.483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdH5kNmjVck
My hate for you is the fine compromise.483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ04z6bQZQS9
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Now I must away with a fugly heart,483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4BMnHbS1z8
Remember my poor words whilst we're apart.483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGg90GDn6Qj
Praise for Ode to the Tom
"Never have I felt so moved by an ugly Tom. Thank you Hope Smith!"
- The Daily Tale
"Look, you might think 'compromise' is a good rhyme for 'eyes', but frankly I couldn't make head nor tale of what you were trying to say."
- Enid Kibbler
"The author is so talented that I really feel the hate for the object of the poem's exquisite hair, nose and eyes."
- Hit the Spoof
"The iambic pentameter almost works!"
- Zob Gloop
"Not even Shakespeare himself would be bold enough to use a simile like 'a lively drill' - wow!"
- Betty Borison
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