Not a song, but a poem written using a poem generator from the same people who make the song generator.
Ode to the Tom
by Hope Smith
My ugly Tom, you inspire me to write.494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Trj6gPVgH
How I hate the way you sing, sleep and dance,494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOFnSskAsCF
Invading my mind day and through the night,494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvII1IMOwLe
Always dreaming about the wretched mance.494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1jUKvLjr2i
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Let me compare you to a lively drill?494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyqrRBqGz8Y
You are more peaceful, bitter and irate.494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXKzmylEMjn
Keen rains flood the calm fields of April,494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA1XP8ZGWpK
And the springtime has the sad graduate.494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb3sMjsi68r
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How do I hate you? Let me count the ways.494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy3bAZQ2CTk
I hate your exquisite hair, nose and eyes.494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWykq2O67NG
Thinking of your scented nose fills my days.494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVSBESJXuCI
My hate for you is the fine compromise.494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡugOHsO3Ckh
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Now I must away with a fugly heart,494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlO5d3JrY6b
Remember my poor words whilst we're apart.494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡApVRSDazfU
Praise for Ode to the Tom
"Never have I felt so moved by an ugly Tom. Thank you Hope Smith!"
- The Daily Tale
"Look, you might think 'compromise' is a good rhyme for 'eyes', but frankly I couldn't make head nor tale of what you were trying to say."
- Enid Kibbler
"The author is so talented that I really feel the hate for the object of the poem's exquisite hair, nose and eyes."
- Hit the Spoof
"The iambic pentameter almost works!"
- Zob Gloop
"Not even Shakespeare himself would be bold enough to use a simile like 'a lively drill' - wow!"
- Betty Borison
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