「嗰三個學生去咗網吧打機，我搵咗半個鐘都搵唔到，之後見到有班着校服上去嘅後生仔。靈機一觸之下，咪估吓佢哋應該都喺到果度囉。」我嘗試組織慢慢講。438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVzvuMuMxSV
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「係咩，點解你會去網吧搵嘅？」Ellie眼光好似將我望穿。438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWZsr2X5pG8
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「……有咩點解，啱啱咪講咗原因囉。」我表現得有啲緊張。438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuMNO2iTqMM
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「係咪你去帶壞晒佢哋昨，你知喇你又有食煙嘅。」Ellie嘴藐藐咁望住我。438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOgas6vVGYo
438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5D1azXBRCw
「？？？ 」我擺出一個Confused Nick Young嘅樣。438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVV6LDpiW9q
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「Michael同我講咗喇，你話你去後樓梯倒垃圾，其實就係去食煙，我初頭都唔信㗎，你份人又唔似會食煙咁，不過有次我見你啲牙好似有啲黃咁，我就信喇。我就最憎男仔食煙，一食煙真係會扣晒分。講！你果次食咗幾多枝煙。」Ellie不斷chur住我。438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9jC0DH2FS3
438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5r4FFGZbhF
「嗱，首先我係冇食煙嚟，你估我係凱婷咩。牙齒黃我都唔想㗎。至於點解我要去半個鐘呢……」我反應變得遲頓。438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLK6aejqcnJ
438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrmOxaTUw4w
Ellie諗咗一陣:「好，我信你冇食煙，咁點解你要去成半個鐘咁耐啊？喺後樓梯半個鐘做咩呀？你偷偷地……打飛機呀？估唔到你有咁嘅廦好。 」438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7C9rCGugpI
438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡblgNcAJDfT
佢一輪嘴係咁講，唔比我有回覆空間。438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwZOnkzXbRb
438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfDfOW0b3Gz
我聽到之後喺到傻笑，打飛機點解唔去廁所要去後樓梯啊？貪果度夠陰涼咩。438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwMCY8smHCu
438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtJiWZbpCWn
Ellie望到我個反應:「我嘅推斷非常合理，法官大人我冇野補充喇。」Ellie抱住雙手凝視放喺我地中間個書包。438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC9qf8wnkTH
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我諗佢應該當咗個書包係法官……438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj1kxXmLqWW
438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ZDdIdnVU4
哩個時侯我又同Ellie開始玩角色扮演喇，唔知點解我同佢好有默契知道大家幾時會開始做咩角色，最好笑係我地會互相配合，唔會篤穿大家。438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEjhQHBSsiO
438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcUMgfADKYT
答依個問題之前，我諗起腦細叫我唔好講佢有食煙，因為驚影響補習社形象。而我啱啱又同果三個學生去完網吧，如果一陣佢再追問我點解補習社有煙味，我就可以話係佢哋。438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd5IObMHw9y
438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkMOhfgKM2J
「因為我想偷懶，果日又冇咩野做呀，我見學生差唔多走晒，咁補習社又有cam，去廁所太耐又驚有人敲門，所以咪出去後樓梯偷懶囉！」我犯咗一個講大話嘅人常犯錯誤，就係愈解釋得多細節愈容易穿幫，不過好彩佢相信。438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwgIq9be1Bi
438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrZaWNVj2NS
Ellie聽到之後微微點頭:「…唔…好似有幾合理，冇咩破綻。」438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY0HqRb5zSL
438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWjfaDhXop3
「咩叫冇咩破綻呀！我今次講嘅野珍珠都冇咁真！我講野不嬲都牙齒當金洗！」我聽到之後好大反應。438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ12bNokTf1U
438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs3wtPpQgsk
Ellie聽到之後恥笑:「你牙齒當金洗點解都會咁黃呀？」438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGXi9b0iBSc
438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHv6ygotp5A
聽到佢咁講我真係好頹，差啲控制唔到面部表情。438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMlgCKJOgtS
438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR11OwLtitE
我順勢扮個sad樣望住中間個書包:「咁控方律師可以撤控未啊? 」438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjJ7kD7kfi1
438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzGswnMmlaU
「嘻嘻，我宣佈將案件押後至兩星期等侯控辨雙方陳詞。」Ellie突然法官上身做出退庭動作，握實拳頭喺空中上下揮動。438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡriKYz2uIJs
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我望到之後個身忽然㷫恰恰，Ellie你知唔知你依個動作好意淫啊，係男人望住都會諗到衰野。438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1v4XbJOEfJ
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「咁你哋喺網吧有冇打機呀？」Ellie繼續追問。438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdH8qzyk0Xi
438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyOLRUdXtlc
「有......」我如實講啱啱發生晒件事，仲講咗個MK仔點樣兇我。438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVHbZViN7Rr
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「哈哈，咁鬼好笑嘅，你同佢哋有冇打交呀。」Ellie聽到之後笑到面部抽蓄。438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSphi7j6cNz
438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjuaRl0emGj
「我依啲文人係唔會咁易同人打架，特別係對MK仔，無視佢哋就得喇。」我開始化身吹神。438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjGJkPBqmf4
438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8tnVQWNPoK
「文人……唔好話你淆底唔敢同人打。」Ellie個樣好似唔相信我講嘅野。438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRzMRzV88zG
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「你好想我打架受傷咩？」我好真誠問佢。438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4abbuepXDO
438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqT4foJE93b
佢好似比我嚇親:「……你打架啲學生點啊？」438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRVUMtu74Ik
438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTKKIZeWWyk
「咪係囉，我係一個顧全大局嘅男人！」我胸有成竹咁講。438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXfTocAVlhZ
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「哈哈，你係咩？」Ellie不屑一笑。438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHFT1NywGyi
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喺佢笑嘅時侯我見到佢個櫻桃小嘴有啲乾痕同埋笑果陣個嘴唇卡咗一下。438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDYiv7ltIre
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「你等等先，我去買啲野，好快返！」我攞咗個銀包離開艘船。438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGlLbjbAyqE
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Ellie坐喺度:「好……」438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQt6G6ChrMN
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過咗一分鐘我就攞咗一包檸檬茶翻去架船仔。438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAi5HitKRWc
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Ellie望住我手上包檸檬茶嘴藐藐:「淨係買比自己飲，自私佬。」438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ywrAsw3qC
438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8m94B7j5M0
「邊有話唔係買比你姐？」我遞咗包檸檬茶比佢。438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnEs4TclTA9
438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbI8z0jyi0W
Ellie諗咗一陣先決定攞包野飲:「多謝喎。」438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsIfzUWL4hI
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「講！係咪想賄賂我！」Ellie裝兇作勢扮攞住把刀。438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0JIPY3NZvc
438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOBGbJmKjGa
「……」佢突然神經質嘅反應搞到我哭笑不得。438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9c4bbUEqQN
438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxU2d7PcA8d
Ellie望住個書包:「法官大人，我要求傳召緊急法庭，處理辨方律師疑似用一包檸檬茶賄賂我。」438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQJASEwneOq
438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmWrwPjFLm4
我聽到之後忍唔住笑:「唔玩喇。」438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzNhFN8FYF0
438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE1nI1nUBPg
Ellie嘟住嘴瞪大眼望住我，但係冇講任何野，個樣顯得有啲弱智。438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoRaoKQohTg
438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVqgwQb8cy5
過咗幾秒之後，我忍唔住繼續同佢玩扮演角色:「法官大人啊，控方律師話我隻牙黃，點敢飲啊？」438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ5QtoR7TjC
438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR57kfFJLoU
Ellie聽到之後咗包檸檬茶比我，好似等緊我回應。438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWig6TIop29
438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqntnIEZBzC
我塊面又好似比針拮咁，但係今次我決定捉緊機會，傾前個頭飲佢包檸檬茶，原來同女仔飲同一包野嘅感覺係咁。438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnQDzsBy0vG
438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXI4X0DYtwb
「又話驚牙黃你又飲？」Ellie笑住窒我。438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ISrq0jN47
438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSHQBEnSJIH
比佢咁樣講完又真係駁唔到。之後我哋dead air咗一分鐘，果一分鐘真係好漫長。438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4dkaa1tsVp
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