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The office Episode 1, Covid-19.
Michael Pulls up in his car
Michael talking head: Today Before work I turned on the news. I was shocked to see there is a virus going on. I’m not that worried though.
Dwight walks into the office with a hazmat suit on and a mask with some alcohol in a spray bottle.
Jim: Hey Dwight, just one question. Why are you wearing a hazmat suit in the office?
Dwight: Are you stupid? Covid-19 spread idiot. I can get infected at any time.
Jim walks up to pam
Jim: Hey pam, Should I prank Dwight to make him think I have Corona?
Pam: Yeah, haha
Jim: Hey dwigh- ACHHHHOOO
Jim fakes a sneeze
Dwight: EVERYONE EVACUATE THE AREA, JIM COULD POSSIBLY HAVE COVID-19!
Andy: You mean big ‘Rona
Dwight: Covid-19.
Jim make his classic Jim face at the camera
Michael: Dwight what the Hell are you doing!?!? Why are you wearing a hazmat suit?
Dwight: The virus Michael.
Michael: I don’t care about the virussssss Dwight! Your acting like toby and his stupid face.
Toby: Hey!
Michael: It’s true.
Stanley: Let me go home damn it.
Michael: You're not going home, Stanley! You're fine Just stay here!
Pam: Michael we shouldn’t be joking right now, people are dying from this.
Michael: I’m trying to lighten the mood jeez pammy.
Creed talking head: I like viruses. They don’t make you that sick and is great.
Karen walks up to Jim
Karen: just wanna get lunch?
Jim: Sure I’ll drive.
Pam looks sadly down
Pam then runs out into the hallway, Dwight runs after her.
Dwight: Pam, are you ok?
Pam: Not really...
Dwight then hugs pam
Dwight: Remember, I will hurt anyone that hurts you.
Pam: ok
Both walk back into the office, walking into an argument
Oscar: Michael we should be off work! Covid-19 is serious!
Angela: Yeah! I agree too!
Stanley: I need to get to a bath and a cup of wine.
Michael: Ok fine! Have the day off! You owe me work though!
Everyone leaves
Meridith talking head: I tested positive for corona. I didn't tell anyone though.
The next day, Everyone is sick. Corona has hit everyone except Dwight.
The end.
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