Care for a jump? Not at The City of Jump sadly. Unfortunately, David has no choice since he works there. Well, at least it's not too unfamiliar from the outside world. Within the walls of this demented trampoline park you will find all of societies problems. Crime, corruption, abuse of power, loss of innocence, you name it. Well, if you don't remember anything word of caution from this story, remember this...always carry your spatula.

Sometimes life bites. Especially during a vampire apocalypse. Thankfully, our small group has managed to find shelter inside a church in a sleepy town countryside. However, they sometimes wish a vampire would join them to help to break the agony of their boredom inspired games of monopoly, book reading and wandering around. Well, one day they get their wish in the worst way.

A tongue and cheek parody of Billy Squier's The Stroke and Lonely is the Night.

Can't say he made you do it...

Til death do us part

My own worst critic...

Well it's true!

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I is cow! Hear me roar!