Anyone interested in being a beta reader for a fantasy/young adult story?

GUYS IN MY HISTORY DEBATE I MADE SOMEONE FROM THE OTHER TEAM BETRAY THEIR SIDE, I HAVE BECOME A LEGEND IN MY GRADE FOR MAKING HER BASICALLY COMMIT TREASON

guys i was gnna write my silly little poetry but my entire history assesment deleated itself so im sobbign uncontrlably because its due in like an hour

please read my random poetry story and tell me I'm not gonna fail.

I HAVE NOW DECIDED POETRY IS EASY AND I CAN WRITE A SEVEN STANZA POEM I WAS GIVEN FOR ENGLISH HOMEWORK IN THE FOUR MINUTES BETWEEN CLASSES 

in a DND campane;

DM: ok, so, theres a huge, red dragon asleep in front of you.
2: Wake it the f up, it knows where the key is, i know it.
DM: yeah, the dragon is pissed.
1: I throw my bible at it.
DM: .......

(context, at my school most of us carry bibles so if the techers do random bag checks they dont see the contraband and think we're good kids. 1's character is an Ogre who carries this bag around everywhere 'just in case')

i love traumatising my english teachers with the most horrifying, gut-wrenching creative writing tasks where there is no happy ending.

ever not sleep becauce your re-teaching yourself cursive? yeah me too.

Do you want me to like disown ya’ll? (Like what The hell.

Dude.