《請跟我交往！拜託啦！》 - 第三章國文課！

259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqns7ovkfJk

「好囉，小鬼頭們，」在鐘響後，國文老師抱著一疊文件走進教室，「你們知道我們今天要做什麼嗎？」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD3KbtjoQMz

259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSBprUgRVCy

「今天好像是……要發上次國文課寫的作文嗎？」我問。259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJV8bLgTdJg
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0nklsigvQC

「答對囉！」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZkIJvKslXi
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5fahJY9Ti7

「又是一堂無聊的課。」賴妍發牢騷。259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy5ltm5SJcD
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6CFMSIP23C

「我早就猜到妳會這樣說，所以今天打算來點不一樣的上課方式！」國文老師興高采烈的說，「等等我會叫號，點到的同學請上台，然後朗讀你的作品！」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz3sAKHl2TR
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHVOf2d3WMo

「咦咦咦！」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSk8HwFb350
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqAt6DBvY7Z

「這樣會被嗆吧！尤其在題目還是『自己創造一個短篇故事』的情況下！」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGkDQdeCsvD
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡURjnO2tk3H

同學們的反抗聲不斷。不過老師不理他們。259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSc3pQTaiwS
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiMk7XtQ0OT

「要開始囉！一號！」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGOizDEd5mT
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Hsyroq6mf

是三岐。259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi4k3XPOkhp
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfOsWZ7YbzZ

他接過老師手中的作文紙，大步走上講台！259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI5mlRg2DJ5
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ63ufS3l1G7

三岐深吸一口氣，開口：259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS0mz8wVLbW
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQMhkMyBRXa

「我在雨中拔腿狂奔。259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWJlFXQrrBu
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVUB41hToKD

後面追著兩個人。259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFz9k5XfhaH
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl4llo9L5MH

我很清楚他們為什麼找上我，所以我只管向前衝。259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaxnVg358gG
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSS0VjOOeEt

四周的行人被我撞到後，發出不滿的抱怨聲。259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhMQmNCoFsA
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwW3wR4PISl

『哈塔！你竟敢帶著欠我們的錢逃跑！你以為組織就會這麼放過你嗎！』追著我的其中一人在後頭放聲大後。259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWF3utbjI1F
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡisjSdXaC7v

我加快腳步。259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZV3tLABi2x
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK2tPas3uRK

這時，我聽到了幾聲槍響，後腿同時感覺到一陣劇痛。259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRHbU6TrNY4
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq0JC4HjJ0b

我發出慘叫，猛地跌倒在地上。259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqizzgYzBHv
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBVihm3FYEu

附近的群眾尖叫，開始四處逃竄。259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpSa2jYHHFG
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4D4HpFDQH5

我轉過頭，看見那兩人的身影離我越來越近。

259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTmvLkqXKtH

看來如果不快點找個地方躲起來的話，我就要成為槍下的亡魂了。259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD0Ux2PbLNC
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGFK6bdm7z4

這時，我看見一旁的廢棄大樓。259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBFLcYsFfT5
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMRiWsv8SUQ

我也沒空確認他們有沒有看見，拖著受傷的腿，逕自藏身在大樓入口處的一個陰暗角落。259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbl4eIpOxm0
我開始默默祈禱。259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLFt4tQT6RX
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzHEnfHBrIS

『跟著血跡走！』其中一人大喊。『奇怪…那棟大樓？』259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2c3qv7dGWI
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPWjDvRUP2d

在我躲藏的角落，我聽到兩人的腳步聲逼近。

259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWjzEnzvx7i
我默默地閉上雙眼。」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDdUVMCUAUB
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxov6oHnVfF

三岐走下台。259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpyGITPd3oH
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGRcv4fPpJD

「什麼？結束了喔？」坐在我身後的男同學很錯愕，「感覺你的故事才剛開始欸。」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡohaU9IFvAI
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4OoEowLmpy

「你就是因為這樣，所以就算連續出場三章作者還是連名字都沒給你。」三岐搖頭嘆氣。259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLmEC4sZgoo
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiUJlfYitCj

「原來這三章出現的男同學是同一個人啊！！」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡttaCOKuycD
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpJiCwcJ4M5

「三岐同學，我在改的時候也很好奇，可以解釋你在這裡結束的理由嗎？」國文老師問道。259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoBwBqX7aKe
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQdbmRGAnqK

「我想要留給你們這群凡夫俗子一個思考的空間。我這樣寫的用意，是藉由思考主角到最後是否被發現來呈現這篇短篇的韻味……看來這種開放性結局不是你們這群凡夫俗子可以體會的。」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJTq3dKcR6m
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡywlRdg8yc7

「『你們這群凡夫俗子』是不是在同一句話用了兩次？」我問。259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz87xUQzvES
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRxE2NcxexM

「汝是在質疑身為宇宙主宰的我嗎！」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRGlCgPz116
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6apop5E046

「所以一加一到底等於多少？」賴妍問他。259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLjBK69N2Sj
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZXPhFb9sRX

「五十。」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrTJPSARvJk
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2cl8BtYQty

「宇宙主宰的數學弱爆了啊！」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrVfWWboUih
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQl2sqyE3J2

「三岐同學，」國文老師叫他，「你能不能告訴我們故事的大意？這樣子像男同學同學一樣的其他同學也能聽懂你的故事。」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnB0vP3P4eL
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡduNkVd8onE

「原來『男同學』是他的名字嗎！！」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFCekvId3eG
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg7KGs69xJz

「大意嗎…我想一下喔……」三岐思考了一下，

259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkokZjvivNH

「在那個世界，主角加入了組織『克雷德』，因為看不慣他們邪惡的處事風格而決定與愛人逃──」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzPoWlBBHoh
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHyGam7091D

「咦？這一段沒有在文章中出現啊。」國文老師疑惑道。259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKiW7TxQzAD
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD1hANstVRV

「因為這是背景設定。」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrjndeqxxuB
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNZUmnFZdId

「背、背景…」國文老師揉揉額頭，「三岐同學，再縮短一點，從正文開始就好。」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6UWVbwBC3O
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD2oAE0pO9n

「正文喔……」三岐清清嗓子，再次開口，「在世界上，偷了組織裡頭重要的『信件』和大筆金錢的主角哈塔在街頭被組織派出的殺手『湯姆』和『傑利』追殺，在追逐時，哈塔的腳竟然被湯姆射中了！在情急之下，哈塔逃進了廢棄的大樓中，等待正義組織的救援───」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPwkcd93WOF
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYBF4Lp4KyV

「再縮短一點。」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxU8nZuMrvb
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoagjuugU8D

「世界上，欠了邪惡組織債的主角哈塔，因為被組織派出的殺手雙人組追殺，在負傷之下不得已只好躲進附近的廢棄大樓之中等待救援。」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ36JEg3nqYk
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx8kYjQHmru

「再短一點。」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXGMH8MOG5K
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR6lalsXbw5

「世界上，欠錢的哈塔因為受傷所以逃進了廢棄大樓。」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhYwD2IsVyY
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXx3hizPP5X

「突然之間變得很好懂啊！連原意都要被扭曲了啊！」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwzUKaoA8Lh
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH4lLJoSjZB

「再短一點。」賴妍說。259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpIuIqY6xlM
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEizwNRLVnv

「世債哈樓。」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnS4XQQmp0D
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWug2DK6m1R

「太精簡了！倒不如說是直接開嘴了啊！！」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT2dzyPOLWo
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXlzvunj5Qo

「下一位……三十七號！」國文老師再次點名，是賴妍。259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnroCxU9Oyd
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPWYfGMJa2R

「唔喔…」賴妍搖搖晃晃的上台，手中還抓著一瓶約翰走路。259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdVgdQJ6iNB
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Yko6K8UUC

「請把酒放回桌上。」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzP8imG9nK3
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKi3jeEoR0v

「唔唔唔……」賴妍回位子放好瓶子，接過老師手中的作文，上台。259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOFY7N02UP9
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFoY9t9t7xi

「我今天上學時，在公園看到一隻貓。259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHwFOUq9I4M
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtJtcPPJpPN

沒想到，牠竟然攔住我，然後對我說：『你好，我是說了算你們的話說回來了我們的後宮城縣市長得像是在哈囉不是說了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了─────』」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlbdh3bk5IH
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpGVimpSOji

「等等！」國文老師打斷她，「為什麼貓說的話跟手機的自動選字一樣？」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdppj8XjoH4
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMCh1sVf4PT

「可能是作者懶得想劇情吧。」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLGBEwtmkVO
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡusOjKgjf0u

「妳是不是偷喝酒？」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡojU3fWds5U
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIxjRlNpdyt

「她哪一天沒有偷喝酒！」我說。259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡStVleDJEH5
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcK5VbYrVhN

「那妳那天喝醉了嗎？」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtp6aWo2VIV
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkMKiX8KBRt

「我沒醉啊，是那隻貓醉了。」賴妍一臉無辜的說。259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqdocLbhkuC
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIKc9709OmH

「可是妳的題目是『喝醉的貓』……不對啊，就算是喝醉的貓也不會說話吧！」老師反駁。259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU44iKg7MPn
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqJZvRbODtS

「可是那隻是貓公爵欸。」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAcA6BrhAUq
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1n94cjE0PS

「貓公爵是什麼？」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8uJzUkYfOE
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWFQOFEofi0

「老師，您沒看過貓公爵嗎？」賴妍驚訝的問。259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMzBi4or2r5
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRIwP6sRJcD

「沒看過啊，有什麼特徵嗎？」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKqc3X0cOnQ
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsknAIChJwc

「叫聲是『喵，喵，O哥』。」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpLzalEN7WN
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHPCCXKzIg3

「誰會看過這隻種族歧視的貓啊！」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzydehN2tAV
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGbHrry86Dp

「而且牠還寫過『舉杯邀明月，對影成八人』這句經典名句。」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ZrLOIod7C
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZvrYFJNQJD

「不是三人嗎？」國文老師很困惑。259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVK1LwCXcTj
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvPjsx7Jtxh

「三等於八。」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi9VnmyLm5v
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5i2og2BUKf

「人家都已經被你弄到住院了還好意思說啊！」我吐槽。259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7USx5WK3pd
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTaxxDcXT9A

「我從以前就覺得這一句話很牽強…不過還算過得去，」國文老師說，「但是對影成八人又是怎麼回事？本來只有月亮、人物、影子而已。」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuptFUh0Wha
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh13UwH5rDE

「對影成八人就是月亮、人物、影子、影子、影子、影子、影子跟影子。」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnxJO9L8CpB
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB9I1U1ZBLF

「你把其他人的影子也一起照出來了啊！是怎樣！靈異現場嗎！」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYEA2WHefy6
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbM6GqqzAp1

「好吧，算了，當我沒問。」一陣子後，老師嘆口氣，「下一個，今天幾月幾號？」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRN7R9sJFyJ
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnDEUQkiNr1

「九月九號！」全班同學異口同聲回答，之後同時轉頭看我。259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn00lWFKnZI
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡynI1E0dK3t

你們這群小王八蛋。259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ65SOKRxQnW
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZXWOLCETwY

「九號是……」老師看了一下點名簿，「班長柳困同學。」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTS76W2ZRQd
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Xt8nRaOoo

「可是老師，我的故事真的有點…」我有點為難。259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEOKoJD6qHV
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDHVnFkEPHw

「不用怕，賴妍寫那種東西都敢上來了。」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7lOTxXqaCD
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOCUOUZCdy6

「好吧……」我慢慢步上講台。259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ031ZwuTwN7
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwbiZBY017s

「人在愉悅的時候會釋放出『虛空分子』，在這些虛空分子達到一定的程度時，會強制開啟一道傳送門，將隨機的人傳送到一個遊戲之中。259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzBBDJQ80hW
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ47HRVZ0m9p

所以，我，幻天，現在站在一片血紅色的天空下。259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR03xp6DAwU
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqXEFjcNDnY

此刻，我只想搞清楚，出現在我眼前的是幻覺，還是現實。259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsuJ22AWL0A
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwOkqjeP1eT

這時，有一個稚嫩的聲音叫住我。259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4YlmJIiEit
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOHUZF540up

『喂！你是誰！叫什麼名字！』我回頭，看見一個紫色頭髮，穿著和服，手中拿著金色大弓的蘿莉……我是說小女孩─────」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3bXtrB4jF3
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoqU5b43std

「我看錯你了，班長。」簡澄說。259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlWAvQZSWp4
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ68h0MGSg4p

「閉、閉嘴！讓我說完！259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR1lbdwBvR0
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLCTl1fjRao

「『你是誰？』她的箭指著我的頭，所以我只能戰戰兢兢地回答。259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsUi9egfVF7
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWdosjo5j8H

『我叫幻天……妳、妳叫什麼名字？』259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk7AXS0OUJ1
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPffKr5TEM1

『……我叫瑞希。』她說。259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaZ1awhLBdu
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYM1RVizZQ4

話說回來，她看起來真可愛───」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAalU63THrt
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ81FYgrNKis

「好的，停止，我們謝謝班長！」國文老師說。259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbs3Fva6oQB
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA6SxFbN7ay

「我還沒說完欸！」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi3HrbAPLco
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiZjaNeeJXE

「沒關係，你這剛見面就發春的傢伙。我現在連你的標題是什麼都不感興趣。」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpBkVoM0wQt
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl82Pjs0cIt

「為什麼要吐我槽！」我現在覺得超級受傷。259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhRclK2awUN
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbRjqSXR13h

「因為時間不太夠，」老師不理我。她看了看錶，「所以我們再選最後一位！十六號！」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAPKNMLTQnD
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcPFaaJI70o

「是我！」簡澄舉手。259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNgQR83aMhf
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8OVrWOOtbi

「上台吧，快下課了。」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuUKmsfXqSK
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpCLaRxpIow

簡澄走上台，攤開作文。259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYWUrlAeVfg
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR5VTbRdxmq

「在一個下大雪的夜晚，一個快要凍死的小女孩，在街上販賣燃燒瓶。」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPiUHVApbXF
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIKzVjZetmO

「為什麼是燃燒瓶！」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZmxaiAsjJI
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkDYjKyLpAA

「『要不要買燃燒瓶啊……要不要買燃燒瓶啊……不買的話燒了你哦…』她賣力的嘶喊，但是經過的行人始終不看她一眼。」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg7y7fmkew5
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzyIJovseJ2

「根本沒人敢看吧！一言不合就會被燒死啊！」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe0z16lLWOj
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGOwLX9dtsz

「漸漸的，時間越來越晚，人潮也越來越少。259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Bd4y3Z9uR
大街上很快就只剩下小女孩一人。」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAtS7qh877K
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzIapnWpEZb

「全都被嚇跑了啊！」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMBlPssRNNK
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFkc4gExasw

「小女孩起身，在她身後的餐廳中，許多人正在用餐。259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlHSM6kZvJD
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNE35sSH2zg

在她正前方的窗戶裡，一對年輕夫婦正在享用烤雞。259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1UDT13X9Ei
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOFL3sgh7lh

又冷又餓的小女孩於是丟了一個燃燒瓶到餐廳裡面。」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgFX8IAdrDd
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsMc1976PRB

「為什麼啊啊啊啊啊啊！！」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcIV0AFfU3D
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlJCTkA7E5V

「餐廳裡面的人們，包括那對夫妻，尖叫著離開了現場。」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXvaDe1BjZ4
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhXwp9pCB2J

「廢話！」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxQx71kZS5W
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgcJXsCF1Wj

「小女孩因此撿到了那對夫妻還沒來得及享用的整隻烤雞。」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ43n6o5NoVY
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0t5btVWDj4

「原來這就是目的嗎！」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbg0zQDCxUt
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1QR4Vwyefq

「小女孩吃的正開心時，『就是那個傢伙嗎！想要暗殺老大的人！』一群身穿黑衣的人出現在燃燒的餐廳外圍。」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEOHiC0C24i
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLvjnPkyY2S

「惹到不該惹的人了啊！」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOBL0Tpi2Ho
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLhIkXJCaEx

「正所謂『五十人成虎』，」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrEfpTuFq1U
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdrNuJVL66I

「不是三人成虎嗎！」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmWZ4EU6DJx
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtepusXFGiy

「三等於八等於五十。」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ8PA7U3R8O
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpjtVmvdHHp

「不要再消費人家了啊啊啊啊啊！」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaMcIUyQM4M
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIA3N7MbISk

「這句話的意思是『五十個台北暴徒就跟老虎一樣可怕』。」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYYc9AycmDE
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmRzc4tI5Ro

「明顯是五十個台北暴徒比較可怕吧！！」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkPcj5As9yG
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcPOD9pY835

「那群黑衣人同時飛身向前！在後頭的黑衣人也掏出槍！259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF3duPGHjII
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfAHeg7SeSy

這時，其中一個黑衣人拿起電話聽了一會，然後大喊：『不好了！哈塔拿著信跟錢跑走了！』」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnaPxwncEjl
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWC4PImFAFe

「原來是同一個組織啊！」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxyNN5oCcyH
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcT8fuPE4Qh

「『老大很不高興啊！』拿著手機的人說，『他說有句話要我轉告給你們。』」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrjNJClNmiG
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMPIiMhKSZ1

「喔？老大想說什麼？」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8BuvcnLQsF
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoew1NoVmoV

「『喵，喵，O哥。』」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRE6wFG0QLR
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg83YrZFI53

「老大是貓公爵啊！難怪派出來的殺手叫湯姆跟傑利！」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwQiv47vsNM
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpFNRXA8uQn

「『六影眾也隨時準備出動了。』」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFppKYWqmQG
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbQqdxPkxvx

「照出來的怪東西還有頭銜！」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUXDgLMtaFa
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡazUiNKrONT

「這時，小女孩露出了笑容。259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwJb4gmxEL0
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9hG03eXwEi

『有、有什麼好笑！』黑衣人問道。」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDTylxmI3iQ
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP3xzIAwwy7

「百分之八百是因為『喵，喵，O哥』啊！」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAVuosWK9uB
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlQN1Bo3Bmh

「『哈哈哈哈哈！』小女孩喝了一口紅酒，邊笑邊說，『台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了……』」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSasCAkQojA
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsGEM4DOXVc

「她也喝醉了嗎！」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSYbJlFBdZA
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4KNvJFKx9c

「她朝著黑衣人們扔出了一個個燃燒瓶，所有的黑衣人西裝上都沾滿了火苗。259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2scFVSAdRB
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡix0EjEaS7p

黑衣人們開始尖叫，用各種餐廳裡面看得見的東西試圖滅火，但都止不住越來越大的火勢。259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9IjpAgEGsn
這時，小女孩───」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsWM7hrp0Zu
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlr6IUHAKd4

「她說了些什麼了嗎？」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA62G3rzlrq
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqIak8Npzs7

「沒說什麼，她也被燒死了。」簡澄鞠躬，下臺，鐘聲剛好響起。259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRHo7fWx1qV
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNSILd3rh6Q

「等一下！那這個故事的意義咧！」我追問。259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLADTTBksdu
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHESj23SnYa

「不要亂丟燃燒瓶。」

259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHpeVQvt0MF

「你是最沒資格說這句話的人啊啊啊啊啊！」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaRpkQeRsE9
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9drbffkzfa

「好的，謝謝簡澄同學幫我們做的完美結尾──」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFZKGhi2K2L
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ55VGsuHHvF

「完美結尾！？」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoqeOXcuaTg
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfLlET03FjQ

「如果各位同學喜歡這種上課模式的話，那我們以後也可以這樣子上喔，」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjyhwWavGug

259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx0q08ywHWy

「這樣叫完美結尾！？」

259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEiHoJRL8LM

「那麼同學們，我們下堂國文課見。」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡieaJ8O5XlW
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE5MzGj2U7k

「結束的太草率了吧！！」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡehKhXTHMqi
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp1UUt4pJvj
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUckY9stiHc

當日結果：259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡolITdOKLnt
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJr5g17Vmta

難得沒有事件發生。259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfEieykGey3
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4GhJm0KlUI

柳困依然單身。

259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtCR2awHQrR
259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1QlYIXyUSy

ns160.79.110.107da2

第三章 國文課！

註冊

登入

介面語言:

故事語言:

第三章國文課！