《請跟我交往！拜託啦！》 - 第三章國文課！

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「好囉，小鬼頭們，」在鐘響後，國文老師抱著一疊文件走進教室，「你們知道我們今天要做什麼嗎？」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdCwQuwpNUI

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「今天好像是……要發上次國文課寫的作文嗎？」我問。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyHaGyoaOrJ
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「答對囉！」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuWbQGiPefs
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「又是一堂無聊的課。」賴妍發牢騷。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQeYASZGKIX
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「我早就猜到妳會這樣說，所以今天打算來點不一樣的上課方式！」國文老師興高采烈的說，「等等我會叫號，點到的同學請上台，然後朗讀你的作品！」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3qqO6fJobc
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「咦咦咦！」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTZyMvpStP4
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「這樣會被嗆吧！尤其在題目還是『自己創造一個短篇故事』的情況下！」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG8Dbo9JXKs
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同學們的反抗聲不斷。不過老師不理他們。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU5cYX9bpaQ
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「要開始囉！一號！」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe5xkVMFwoX
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是三岐。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrGLmxVKftA
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他接過老師手中的作文紙，大步走上講台！242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLF6RfCcDbQ
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三岐深吸一口氣，開口：242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaadiGln8lS
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「我在雨中拔腿狂奔。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5pr6aaI1ID
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後面追著兩個人。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE1pZTwhZ4X
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我很清楚他們為什麼找上我，所以我只管向前衝。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfqZzQZeFkc
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四周的行人被我撞到後，發出不滿的抱怨聲。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUQwRiVl2S7
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『哈塔！你竟敢帶著欠我們的錢逃跑！你以為組織就會這麼放過你嗎！』追著我的其中一人在後頭放聲大後。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHWDUq1zwFn
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我加快腳步。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhPDODJOgly
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這時，我聽到了幾聲槍響，後腿同時感覺到一陣劇痛。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoMD6XPFb1t
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我發出慘叫，猛地跌倒在地上。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFdqVyQOG6t
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附近的群眾尖叫，開始四處逃竄。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCMGZLJS71X
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我轉過頭，看見那兩人的身影離我越來越近。

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看來如果不快點找個地方躲起來的話，我就要成為槍下的亡魂了。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV4upNPxxk9
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這時，我看見一旁的廢棄大樓。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrzkDEL7cJl
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我也沒空確認他們有沒有看見，拖著受傷的腿，逕自藏身在大樓入口處的一個陰暗角落。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUMtYwKG46V
我開始默默祈禱。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC9iwAez3er
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『跟著血跡走！』其中一人大喊。『奇怪…那棟大樓？』242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLemMA3T0B4
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在我躲藏的角落，我聽到兩人的腳步聲逼近。

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我默默地閉上雙眼。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ujm3XSWOw
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三岐走下台。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ63AT9CnXGX
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「什麼？結束了喔？」坐在我身後的男同學很錯愕，「感覺你的故事才剛開始欸。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeqqfCgJowp
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「你就是因為這樣，所以就算連續出場三章作者還是連名字都沒給你。」三岐搖頭嘆氣。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTtzouUqfJ4
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「原來這三章出現的男同學是同一個人啊！！」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYxlEveEUDh
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「三岐同學，我在改的時候也很好奇，可以解釋你在這裡結束的理由嗎？」國文老師問道。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbdGPjUm0wl
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「我想要留給你們這群凡夫俗子一個思考的空間。我這樣寫的用意，是藉由思考主角到最後是否被發現來呈現這篇短篇的韻味……看來這種開放性結局不是你們這群凡夫俗子可以體會的。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIGfUAdGKME
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「『你們這群凡夫俗子』是不是在同一句話用了兩次？」我問。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtqXp3HEDm7
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「汝是在質疑身為宇宙主宰的我嗎！」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIRnk64trbX
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「所以一加一到底等於多少？」賴妍問他。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEarbgk5NL9
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「五十。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ49W48Aqe3I
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「宇宙主宰的數學弱爆了啊！」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWEUOFtez3o
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「三岐同學，」國文老師叫他，「你能不能告訴我們故事的大意？這樣子像男同學同學一樣的其他同學也能聽懂你的故事。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNCFYmUuwm0
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「原來『男同學』是他的名字嗎！！」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh5m9PQUHa4
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「大意嗎…我想一下喔……」三岐思考了一下，

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「在那個世界，主角加入了組織『克雷德』，因為看不慣他們邪惡的處事風格而決定與愛人逃──」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdDf3eNDDlb
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「咦？這一段沒有在文章中出現啊。」國文老師疑惑道。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh884CErYLw
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「因為這是背景設定。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfr3lMgdVVo
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「背、背景…」國文老師揉揉額頭，「三岐同學，再縮短一點，從正文開始就好。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTNsRRER2El
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「正文喔……」三岐清清嗓子，再次開口，「在世界上，偷了組織裡頭重要的『信件』和大筆金錢的主角哈塔在街頭被組織派出的殺手『湯姆』和『傑利』追殺，在追逐時，哈塔的腳竟然被湯姆射中了！在情急之下，哈塔逃進了廢棄的大樓中，等待正義組織的救援───」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOxZ8ayiwDJ
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「再縮短一點。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyXpNMGOlIY
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「世界上，欠了邪惡組織債的主角哈塔，因為被組織派出的殺手雙人組追殺，在負傷之下不得已只好躲進附近的廢棄大樓之中等待救援。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2acVKqy67t
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「再短一點。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzsDTB7SDN7
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「世界上，欠錢的哈塔因為受傷所以逃進了廢棄大樓。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsD1iHXL5i3
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「突然之間變得很好懂啊！連原意都要被扭曲了啊！」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGcO6RSImFz
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「再短一點。」賴妍說。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGSOt4BkLMy
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「世債哈樓。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYMlnZ1PNMV
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「太精簡了！倒不如說是直接開嘴了啊！！」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzsnPH6e7PT
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「下一位……三十七號！」國文老師再次點名，是賴妍。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOTb8L2Qa6F
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「唔喔…」賴妍搖搖晃晃的上台，手中還抓著一瓶約翰走路。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ZpEi2htJo
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「請把酒放回桌上。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKBNYawOYdl
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「唔唔唔……」賴妍回位子放好瓶子，接過老師手中的作文，上台。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL9ZsLbrO1J
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「我今天上學時，在公園看到一隻貓。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUAVhvJEwZR
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沒想到，牠竟然攔住我，然後對我說：『你好，我是說了算你們的話說回來了我們的後宮城縣市長得像是在哈囉不是說了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了─────』」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4BB8n4lBZy
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「等等！」國文老師打斷她，「為什麼貓說的話跟手機的自動選字一樣？」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqtqshDRHTF
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「可能是作者懶得想劇情吧。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡifSXhSCzHQ
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「妳是不是偷喝酒？」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6bkiqjMo74
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「她哪一天沒有偷喝酒！」我說。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNufXX68XVg
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「那妳那天喝醉了嗎？」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxny4ZP94T0
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「我沒醉啊，是那隻貓醉了。」賴妍一臉無辜的說。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeNcDYx8IMs
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「可是妳的題目是『喝醉的貓』……不對啊，就算是喝醉的貓也不會說話吧！」老師反駁。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWRtGW3fZHp
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「可是那隻是貓公爵欸。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi7sklv2XRp
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「貓公爵是什麼？」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcgnmIWa6mb
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「老師，您沒看過貓公爵嗎？」賴妍驚訝的問。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxQCRkfcoXH
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「沒看過啊，有什麼特徵嗎？」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYBO3QrurQv
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「叫聲是『喵，喵，O哥』。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ87zG26SJLe
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「誰會看過這隻種族歧視的貓啊！」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuhNqrS6EOK
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「而且牠還寫過『舉杯邀明月，對影成八人』這句經典名句。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZkHQwbpbEB
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「不是三人嗎？」國文老師很困惑。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr5gkARh9E9
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「三等於八。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwsvODWCaFP
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「人家都已經被你弄到住院了還好意思說啊！」我吐槽。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCxKkBCk1J0
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「我從以前就覺得這一句話很牽強…不過還算過得去，」國文老師說，「但是對影成八人又是怎麼回事？本來只有月亮、人物、影子而已。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxECjD6pyuQ
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「對影成八人就是月亮、人物、影子、影子、影子、影子、影子跟影子。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMn2TQ3Zoec
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「你把其他人的影子也一起照出來了啊！是怎樣！靈異現場嗎！」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaYU480i5g4
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「好吧，算了，當我沒問。」一陣子後，老師嘆口氣，「下一個，今天幾月幾號？」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8xtrprXzjO
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「九月九號！」全班同學異口同聲回答，之後同時轉頭看我。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiunr1C2NgV
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你們這群小王八蛋。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKVKOANdxfW
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「九號是……」老師看了一下點名簿，「班長柳困同學。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡogKsLBUO8C
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「可是老師，我的故事真的有點…」我有點為難。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ31PTmIZFQc
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「不用怕，賴妍寫那種東西都敢上來了。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp6asFpjjQJ
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「好吧……」我慢慢步上講台。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW3WlUdh8tB
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「人在愉悅的時候會釋放出『虛空分子』，在這些虛空分子達到一定的程度時，會強制開啟一道傳送門，將隨機的人傳送到一個遊戲之中。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq5AibIbH0R
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所以，我，幻天，現在站在一片血紅色的天空下。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZhDJqT8QVo
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此刻，我只想搞清楚，出現在我眼前的是幻覺，還是現實。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPmg93g0i0p
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話說回來，她看起來真可愛───」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3cf2zMLJEM
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「是我！」簡澄舉手。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk40FDDEnfx
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「在一個下大雪的夜晚，一個快要凍死的小女孩，在街上販賣燃燒瓶。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKHYjZRAYUH
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「『要不要買燃燒瓶啊……要不要買燃燒瓶啊……不買的話燒了你哦…』她賣力的嘶喊，但是經過的行人始終不看她一眼。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrJN4HrGR7U
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「漸漸的，時間越來越晚，人潮也越來越少。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsFAqZXtAmi
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「全都被嚇跑了啊！」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrsxrNjq3ex
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又冷又餓的小女孩於是丟了一個燃燒瓶到餐廳裡面。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAQWNYvdy5r
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「餐廳裡面的人們，包括那對夫妻，尖叫著離開了現場。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9u9sdDkpWJ
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「廢話！」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡffwOc9qRIF
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「小女孩因此撿到了那對夫妻還沒來得及享用的整隻烤雞。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWggPcjYYEg
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「原來這就是目的嗎！」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOaMyMsvEZN
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「小女孩吃的正開心時，『就是那個傢伙嗎！想要暗殺老大的人！』一群身穿黑衣的人出現在燃燒的餐廳外圍。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuk0gJ7Rp6P
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「惹到不該惹的人了啊！」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcFPWxcCDLr
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「正所謂『五十人成虎』，」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD5NYVOEUJw
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「不是三人成虎嗎！」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAxz5hTry5U
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「三等於八等於五十。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm5w1UYa7Rm
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「這句話的意思是『五十個台北暴徒就跟老虎一樣可怕』。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfbqEqs9gJh
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「明顯是五十個台北暴徒比較可怕吧！！」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFDAzwy43dq
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這時，其中一個黑衣人拿起電話聽了一會，然後大喊：『不好了！哈塔拿著信跟錢跑走了！』」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr5GLAgDl7C
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「『老大很不高興啊！』拿著手機的人說，『他說有句話要我轉告給你們。』」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWO4iN5UMTa
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「喔？老大想說什麼？」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC2OMPCH3MO
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「『喵，喵，O哥。』」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUpVQVaQKp6
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「老大是貓公爵啊！難怪派出來的殺手叫湯姆跟傑利！」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPkvDl9CHM7
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「這時，小女孩露出了笑容。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7zgRS1w72K
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『有、有什麼好笑！』黑衣人問道。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtuRfEaudbg
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「百分之八百是因為『喵，喵，O哥』啊！」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiYV3cATDbD
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「『哈哈哈哈哈！』小女孩喝了一口紅酒，邊笑邊說，『台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了……』」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE4wQblWm1Y
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「她也喝醉了嗎！」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1toiQcHCQv
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「她朝著黑衣人們扔出了一個個燃燒瓶，所有的黑衣人西裝上都沾滿了火苗。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡutQpUOS8jA
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黑衣人們開始尖叫，用各種餐廳裡面看得見的東西試圖滅火，但都止不住越來越大的火勢。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8GrQOFVhY9
這時，小女孩───」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyFvHOQV5Ac
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「她說了些什麼了嗎？」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTf51zNUb8l
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「沒說什麼，她也被燒死了。」簡澄鞠躬，下臺，鐘聲剛好響起。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDhi4H156xw
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「等一下！那這個故事的意義咧！」我追問。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFT7Sq7ur68
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「不要亂丟燃燒瓶。」

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「你是最沒資格說這句話的人啊啊啊啊啊！」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLcndFRnFJo
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「好的，謝謝簡澄同學幫我們做的完美結尾──」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwxRfmqfc2W
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「完美結尾！？」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEXk7EyY2gQ
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「如果各位同學喜歡這種上課模式的話，那我們以後也可以這樣子上喔，」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy2xW8UQryI

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「這樣叫完美結尾！？」

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「那麼同學們，我們下堂國文課見。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIS0R1k06Cy
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「結束的太草率了吧！！」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGK7WQWO8Lm
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當日結果：242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrj6bEPhAxE
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難得沒有事件發生。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ39jE51dR5p
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柳困依然單身。

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