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一、正經八百篇
1. 嗨你好，感謝你願意接受訪談，請問我該稱呼你……？231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN2J86svSlv
「名字就擺在那是不會念嗎，你不識字嗎？」231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4O2oghWmUT
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2. 你和初次見面的人、好朋友、同僚（上級同級下級）之間又會怎樣互相稱呼呢？231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMBEEUi6VEk
「哈？我根本不記得他們的名字。」231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ37ch6yT4G1
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3. 請你簡單的形容一下自己？231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDsUxOX2KP7
「吃本大爺的扭曲操縱啦！」（←這什麼混亂邪惡231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZyOLsSlGG9
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4. 有什麼興趣嗜好？231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcJJXiLBiYf
「喝咖啡，吃肉，睡覺，聽廣播。」231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPdDjOrYpsp
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5. 擅長與不擅長的事物？231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1V3Ce3dg6t
「沒什麼特別擅長特別不擅長的。」231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP8dK5lBS7J
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6. 喜歡吃什麼？有沒有討厭的食物呢？231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlxndM1yz11
「肉，沒肉會死。」231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡosxqFZfFnB
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7. 有好感的人事物？討厭的呢？231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDaULsT0Wa8
「沒什麼特別的。」231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ZJ7VbJori
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8. 平常的生活作息是怎樣？231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy4zy0KFWZk
「累了就睡，想睡就睡，有必要就起床出門。」231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMPj60cvPrB
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9. 住在哪裡呢？對居住環境還滿意嗎？231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrYrU6r37I8
「原本隨便找個房子租，現在跟兩個每天都吵得要命的人住在一起。」231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyDkdOIGnDj
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10. 平時閒來無事會去哪裡逛逛？231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMOpZ8A6STk
「睡覺。」231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7um2W2Fcn9
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11. 可以借看一下你的口袋/包包裡帶著什麼嗎？231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF4Aqx8qMD7
「手機、鑰匙。」231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQUAkBLB2Bw
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12. 名字是誰幫你取的？有沒有什麼特殊意義？(這裡指的不是創作者喔，是角色的父母之類)231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjIltTFKVPw
「他們，能力的意思。」231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu7c5TwdAWL
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13. 你覺得自己和別人最不一樣的地方？231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAcalf4YgYy
「哈？看不出來嗎？本大爺現在這個樣子就很不一樣了吧？」231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOUENYVjcDL
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14. 你覺得自己最值得拿出來談的特點是什麼？231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJbeeapRuQp
「沒有。」231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhX8yRBDdWl
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15. 那又覺得自己弱點在哪裡？231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe8Ki7dpd9h
「能力的話，名字就已經告訴你了吧。」231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtvg5eVzc9C
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16. 有沒有什麼是絕對不能缺少的東西？（人事物、情緒、天氣、地方等等皆可)231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiQNHJa0lr2
「……不知道。」231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3nRQUBk52Z
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17. 覺得自己說話的方式如何？231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrs1sweWDyl
「我想怎麼說話就怎麼說話。」231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Euj84fYYJ
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18. 是在什麼環境下長大的呢？231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ8Yf6OBZyH
「被機器包圍的感覺。」231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsM5OTkmGJU
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19. 有家人或是青梅竹馬嗎？介紹一下他們吧？231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8g6GhuqcdU
「……拒答。」231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIywi46k2oA
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20. 還是不免俗的要問問感情，你對戀愛有什麼看法？231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFbOGkQg1tx
「沒有。」231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSzxzO3a2Ee
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21. 喜歡什麼類型的人？又對哪類型苦手？231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBoeNQ9555A
「隨便啦，順眼就好了吧。」231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqGoL4Y4oSh
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22. 現在有找到你的意中人了嗎？還是在暗戀著誰呢？我不會告訴別人的！231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRSQ4gIDUrN
「沒時間也沒興趣談戀愛。」231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYLijRHf9gt
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23. 對於感情會採主動出擊還是被動等待？231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNzcLYAKPqo
「好煩。」231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF72lc1JJt0
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24. 來談談人生吧，為什麼會選擇現在的職業？231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcVENcpuqgO
「你覺得呢？」231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDg1KINTWiU
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25. 對這份職業有什麼追求抱負嗎？231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjpBJum3yqh
「……好像沒什麼特別的抱負。」231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRwDCOXQeRq
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26. 對於自己現在的處境滿意嗎？會不會想要改變？231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡncyO0IePlL
「現在……還可以吧。」231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdIDtuKh9SC
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27. 人生中曾發生過什麼影響自己很大的事件嗎？231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt1X8JjVNKy
「算有吧。」231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgMCEZWerey
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28. 說一說影響自己最深的那個人？231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiJuzBRAGq9
「拒答。」231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVMfbmavjOi
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29. 從小到大有沒有什麼想達成的夢想呢？231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmbdo8DIU8f
「如果那算是夢想，也太奢侈了。」231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡChBGZKzbsI
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30. 最後，能不能告訴我一個關於你的小秘密？（一些不為人知的設定？）231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWDcoAgnsyz
「沒有。」231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNXQ1KOIT7B
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二、私心惡搞篇231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMb3jf05laY
好了不要這麼嚴肅嘛~以下私心惡搞題，羞恥噗類時間！(可選擇不回答)231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrM6vWJ5Ot0
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1. 睡覺是什麼姿勢？231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4oaGSECwX1
「哈？不知道，隨便吧，可以睡就都行。」231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpIHBwQ26aZ
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2. 曾經發生過最糗的事是什麼？231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxVpRNh7dX2
「好像沒有。」231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRYAaGhadc0
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3. 不小心喝太多水了，找不到廁所不能找地方解放會是什麼狀況？231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4yEFbrC9Jm
「可以在體內自行扭曲。」（好方便！（表示羨慕231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwsfNsAtdoQ
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4. 偷偷告訴我，你今天穿什麼內褲？231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvVEznn4TiU
「黑色吧。問這個幹麻？」231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡne6PEfjbDZ
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5. 有除毛的習慣嗎？可以詳細除哪裡毛嗎？231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsRxUVcqA37
「扭曲掉就好了啊。」（簡直是方便又省錢
6. 身體的敏感帶在哪裡？讓我戳一下好不好？231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkuRXlLCaf2
「不知道。」231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM32q1kUwvw
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7. 初體驗對象是誰？沒有啊？哎呀好可愛。231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtfC4e1M2pt
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8. 如果變成異性，第一件做的事是什麼？231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGiytMNtgUA
「哈？」231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHcA93zzJYg
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9. 對於自己的尺寸很自豪嗎？哪裡的尺寸？都可以唷！231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ74WfipPtW4
「這種事隨便吧，會去在意這個的是有多自卑啊？」231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6nTXDIj2yZ
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10. 如果要你挑一件異性的服飾穿上會選擇哪一種？231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYo3HDY1Mxa
「要我挑這種東西簡直是要我去死。」231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhAiIIPSvHd
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11. 一覺醒來發現自己只穿著一件女性內衣(男答)/男用領帶(女答)躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC4U4mxogdn
「……」231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN8BKniLoHN
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12. 一覺醒來發現跟一個全裸的人一起躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnF7gcxXgAu
「還不把他揍醒？」231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO2cTV3QNr0
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13. 喝醉酒會有什麼反應，不知道的話給你10分鐘找朋友問問吧？231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWCUF6OnqGR
「不知道。」231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh6ykNO5pQb
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14. 回答到這裡，有什麼感想呢？就剩下一題了！加油，好嗎？231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTmqGRT1AlV
「沒有。」231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7K3lkQ70N2
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15. 最後一題，香腸、老二、杏鮑菇、大黃瓜，你會選哪一個？231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPFEUNE2WES
「香腸啊，它是肉啊，屁股想也知道。」
