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一、正經八百篇
1. 嗨你好，感謝你願意接受訪談，請問我該稱呼你……？217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtbbVDohbNT
「名字就擺在那是不會念嗎，你不識字嗎？」217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxqg2znFzyL
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2. 你和初次見面的人、好朋友、同僚（上級同級下級）之間又會怎樣互相稱呼呢？217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1HEvPqvZ7l
「哈？我根本不記得他們的名字。」217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcbiQvFUTnw
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3. 請你簡單的形容一下自己？217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLR1AON64OQ
「吃本大爺的扭曲操縱啦！」（←這什麼混亂邪惡217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9vm0TKBTHr
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4. 有什麼興趣嗜好？217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjjkipuIuve
「喝咖啡，吃肉，睡覺，聽廣播。」217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwZGWbXFHuV
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5. 擅長與不擅長的事物？217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuYVBgSiTdS
「沒什麼特別擅長特別不擅長的。」217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2X5ghbFPiW
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6. 喜歡吃什麼？有沒有討厭的食物呢？217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEDY3xdSERf
「肉，沒肉會死。」217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX4Q9P5q09B
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7. 有好感的人事物？討厭的呢？217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Efq0uam0E
「沒什麼特別的。」217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhLkVCI5nlt
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8. 平常的生活作息是怎樣？217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEaWqi8YjCr
「累了就睡，想睡就睡，有必要就起床出門。」217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoLCqpcxnMg
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9. 住在哪裡呢？對居住環境還滿意嗎？217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO1YfekL3d4
「原本隨便找個房子租，現在跟兩個每天都吵得要命的人住在一起。」217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqsxOq1E2os
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10. 平時閒來無事會去哪裡逛逛？217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj8R4DxwtST
「睡覺。」217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsqGNDBOvRW
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11. 可以借看一下你的口袋/包包裡帶著什麼嗎？217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCVBsNuS1VB
「手機、鑰匙。」217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq7wKZK38Zg
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12. 名字是誰幫你取的？有沒有什麼特殊意義？(這裡指的不是創作者喔，是角色的父母之類)217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRYOwbVAfkf
「他們，能力的意思。」217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡETpoLQDXrw
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13. 你覺得自己和別人最不一樣的地方？217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbBWcmRhWmG
「哈？看不出來嗎？本大爺現在這個樣子就很不一樣了吧？」217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyaPS9dyvsq
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14. 你覺得自己最值得拿出來談的特點是什麼？217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4YcDj3H50U
「沒有。」217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkmzkLJjib0
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15. 那又覺得自己弱點在哪裡？217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7tQAsAovQ9
「能力的話，名字就已經告訴你了吧。」217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhhOTOT9Kzo
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16. 有沒有什麼是絕對不能缺少的東西？（人事物、情緒、天氣、地方等等皆可)217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBBIWFvzwNj
「……不知道。」217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3TaJgCkCRA
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17. 覺得自己說話的方式如何？217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGHSqlOZTz1
「我想怎麼說話就怎麼說話。」217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqiQuyUDQXc
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18. 是在什麼環境下長大的呢？217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsJv5AkI6Mr
「被機器包圍的感覺。」217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC48Xei4jzL
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19. 有家人或是青梅竹馬嗎？介紹一下他們吧？217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhYqxBrE93W
「……拒答。」217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwwibmZuGdC
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20. 還是不免俗的要問問感情，你對戀愛有什麼看法？217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlV1XVE0U4c
「沒有。」217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvwhAEs7ZJm
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21. 喜歡什麼類型的人？又對哪類型苦手？217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcgrzhGr06t
「隨便啦，順眼就好了吧。」217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqcOi6hxeQa
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22. 現在有找到你的意中人了嗎？還是在暗戀著誰呢？我不會告訴別人的！217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ30t6cp2V59
「沒時間也沒興趣談戀愛。」217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgUahSUCCIQ
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23. 對於感情會採主動出擊還是被動等待？217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRQetQvjeg5
「好煩。」217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrW3KNc1fnE
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24. 來談談人生吧，為什麼會選擇現在的職業？217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwKfp2jJyI1
「你覺得呢？」217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMTj3PUtwDL
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25. 對這份職業有什麼追求抱負嗎？217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9wRZQFGAPa
「……好像沒什麼特別的抱負。」217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLDoVPBAQca
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26. 對於自己現在的處境滿意嗎？會不會想要改變？217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiblJtum0U2
「現在……還可以吧。」217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZnvqe5DMjT
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27. 人生中曾發生過什麼影響自己很大的事件嗎？217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7gzRSujrY5
「算有吧。」217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA8DERxUpkX
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28. 說一說影響自己最深的那個人？217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGlBTZaP68B
「拒答。」217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1t7ljO5hdz
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29. 從小到大有沒有什麼想達成的夢想呢？217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdC7F7IUpOj
「如果那算是夢想，也太奢侈了。」217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM7yv65kFq0
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30. 最後，能不能告訴我一個關於你的小秘密？（一些不為人知的設定？）217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpv3ytvh5oZ
「沒有。」217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡucf3UIlayC
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二、私心惡搞篇217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4j7wCFy82a
好了不要這麼嚴肅嘛~以下私心惡搞題，羞恥噗類時間！(可選擇不回答)217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEwIGZ1wjxC
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1. 睡覺是什麼姿勢？217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUCamRrJxYD
「哈？不知道，隨便吧，可以睡就都行。」217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJwbtAXapk6
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2. 曾經發生過最糗的事是什麼？217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Gg0Oml3i5
「好像沒有。」217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsLa8e4ONjC
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3. 不小心喝太多水了，找不到廁所不能找地方解放會是什麼狀況？217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4GYDPjZeV9
「可以在體內自行扭曲。」（好方便！（表示羨慕217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz4gLfDmhEQ
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4. 偷偷告訴我，你今天穿什麼內褲？217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAWtjluGOFt
「黑色吧。問這個幹麻？」217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT2izAZ9Vac
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5. 有除毛的習慣嗎？可以詳細除哪裡毛嗎？217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlMc5vW7E9b
「扭曲掉就好了啊。」（簡直是方便又省錢
6. 身體的敏感帶在哪裡？讓我戳一下好不好？217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMsoz5AlkAM
「不知道。」217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyvaMd8dnvx
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7. 初體驗對象是誰？沒有啊？哎呀好可愛。217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ69uG2owQUZ
「沒有。」217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIrjTYtCcje
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8. 如果變成異性，第一件做的事是什麼？217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9k0zMlHmbb
「哈？」217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrSWbRuBgkN
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9. 對於自己的尺寸很自豪嗎？哪裡的尺寸？都可以唷！217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPYjoIawBwF
「這種事隨便吧，會去在意這個的是有多自卑啊？」217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgV1skyYn8x
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10. 如果要你挑一件異性的服飾穿上會選擇哪一種？217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ95LrQjiJ88
「要我挑這種東西簡直是要我去死。」217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0mZIfV1JR7
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11. 一覺醒來發現自己只穿著一件女性內衣(男答)/男用領帶(女答)躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDLfNKPyfrr
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12. 一覺醒來發現跟一個全裸的人一起躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcVTKNSW9ky
「還不把他揍醒？」217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIu3J77cb5l
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13. 喝醉酒會有什麼反應，不知道的話給你10分鐘找朋友問問吧？217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ZK0CZ1lYV
「不知道。」217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW8jOupgOTB
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14. 回答到這裡，有什麼感想呢？就剩下一題了！加油，好嗎？217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFkSObpBagU
「沒有。」217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlO0QIUYULs
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15. 最後一題，香腸、老二、杏鮑菇、大黃瓜，你會選哪一個？217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiFhZOd57K5
「香腸啊，它是肉啊，屁股想也知道。」
