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一、正經八百篇
1. 嗨你好，感謝你願意接受訪談，請問我該稱呼你……？237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy2q91r2xK9
「名字就擺在那是不會念嗎，你不識字嗎？」237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2fBIIvO9Ze
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2. 你和初次見面的人、好朋友、同僚（上級同級下級）之間又會怎樣互相稱呼呢？237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn9GbgAFHHx
「哈？我根本不記得他們的名字。」237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeddxxU9BAc
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3. 請你簡單的形容一下自己？237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvhgfoZUrK6
「吃本大爺的扭曲操縱啦！」（←這什麼混亂邪惡237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFYX0UiMyC3
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4. 有什麼興趣嗜好？237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡusHrmvzBbm
「喝咖啡，吃肉，睡覺，聽廣播。」237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhp6Aa95M36
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5. 擅長與不擅長的事物？237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeCtCgKSQtY
「沒什麼特別擅長特別不擅長的。」237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFA5CwVdtmt
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6. 喜歡吃什麼？有沒有討厭的食物呢？237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNBtx7G9dE8
「肉，沒肉會死。」237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0RFyUHYR5h
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7. 有好感的人事物？討厭的呢？237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvLnxeJWrli
「沒什麼特別的。」237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5UMSO4qlBn
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8. 平常的生活作息是怎樣？237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPm2IkMdlKl
「累了就睡，想睡就睡，有必要就起床出門。」237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW6ROg8c5MC
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9. 住在哪裡呢？對居住環境還滿意嗎？237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqyab98BNvm
「原本隨便找個房子租，現在跟兩個每天都吵得要命的人住在一起。」237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡySpqpCRcIs
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10. 平時閒來無事會去哪裡逛逛？237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpVUJoUdg8P
「睡覺。」237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdVR4mAI3ns
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11. 可以借看一下你的口袋/包包裡帶著什麼嗎？237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyeUFaBUQha
「手機、鑰匙。」237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqjae2QRRGU
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12. 名字是誰幫你取的？有沒有什麼特殊意義？(這裡指的不是創作者喔，是角色的父母之類)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBOhKFqTc8K
「他們，能力的意思。」237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDkIjzc9JUR
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13. 你覺得自己和別人最不一樣的地方？237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2YAuGUHZYc
「哈？看不出來嗎？本大爺現在這個樣子就很不一樣了吧？」237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ZtzbzbrST
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14. 你覺得自己最值得拿出來談的特點是什麼？237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLuCvnqZGis
「沒有。」237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPayJ0JzrgH
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15. 那又覺得自己弱點在哪裡？237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7nf9vmxM3B
「能力的話，名字就已經告訴你了吧。」237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH4EaqMLNDK
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16. 有沒有什麼是絕對不能缺少的東西？（人事物、情緒、天氣、地方等等皆可)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdwiTuw1vr5
「……不知道。」237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE3ctlYH0gt
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17. 覺得自己說話的方式如何？237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡawfv3IFMxj
「我想怎麼說話就怎麼說話。」237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf4h0VPxQIW
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18. 是在什麼環境下長大的呢？237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDiaZrtfOWA
「被機器包圍的感覺。」237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWXRcvP2WOy
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19. 有家人或是青梅竹馬嗎？介紹一下他們吧？237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5WHk0SMe48
「……拒答。」237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡchXhb8gicz
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20. 還是不免俗的要問問感情，你對戀愛有什麼看法？237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUMPrl4kHz2
「沒有。」237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg99zTLeiMm
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21. 喜歡什麼類型的人？又對哪類型苦手？237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQHBHScR08N
「隨便啦，順眼就好了吧。」237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTexNLvaDAE
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22. 現在有找到你的意中人了嗎？還是在暗戀著誰呢？我不會告訴別人的！237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjQRr9r4QtO
「沒時間也沒興趣談戀愛。」237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQJmTK1UGGe
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23. 對於感情會採主動出擊還是被動等待？237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl51B038y1Q
「好煩。」237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNUKxz1Pza2
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24. 來談談人生吧，為什麼會選擇現在的職業？237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpRNZQJiSSH
「你覺得呢？」237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0G0u7m6j2B
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25. 對這份職業有什麼追求抱負嗎？237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4LEeuvnjQ0
「……好像沒什麼特別的抱負。」237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrVesDK5LDq
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26. 對於自己現在的處境滿意嗎？會不會想要改變？237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9I8YTxukwF
「現在……還可以吧。」237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ35TIWC9TS
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27. 人生中曾發生過什麼影響自己很大的事件嗎？237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4XXfdRZXNf
「算有吧。」237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwYG6DQcULL
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28. 說一說影響自己最深的那個人？237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqwzJbikEqi
「拒答。」237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIHco8Md6Mf
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29. 從小到大有沒有什麼想達成的夢想呢？237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMdFxqWCQdl
「如果那算是夢想，也太奢侈了。」237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxANGHnmKMg
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30. 最後，能不能告訴我一個關於你的小秘密？（一些不為人知的設定？）237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnbBc2S29Ft
「沒有。」237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz9X9VhkNy1
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二、私心惡搞篇237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuy6Z1K2rak
好了不要這麼嚴肅嘛~以下私心惡搞題，羞恥噗類時間！(可選擇不回答)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGYZfCIqFIl
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1. 睡覺是什麼姿勢？237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡExewc4qfLz
「哈？不知道，隨便吧，可以睡就都行。」237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZIkTCs8cQO
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2. 曾經發生過最糗的事是什麼？237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe189Oaq0ZM
「好像沒有。」237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPQrtUx0ZRv
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3. 不小心喝太多水了，找不到廁所不能找地方解放會是什麼狀況？237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0fksqZRWDH
「可以在體內自行扭曲。」（好方便！（表示羨慕237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWADCKLgEvW
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4. 偷偷告訴我，你今天穿什麼內褲？237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEpZc7aAUzw
「黑色吧。問這個幹麻？」237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFm7gmJeR39
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5. 有除毛的習慣嗎？可以詳細除哪裡毛嗎？237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiWZFu4RbgY
「扭曲掉就好了啊。」（簡直是方便又省錢
6. 身體的敏感帶在哪裡？讓我戳一下好不好？237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡihWHgbCzuE
「不知道。」237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVJfjeDmLDL
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7. 初體驗對象是誰？沒有啊？哎呀好可愛。237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa5AUmabUaa
「沒有。」237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5XBZpSy1pQ
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8. 如果變成異性，第一件做的事是什麼？237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs3FUp0Gewf
「哈？」237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgRm9v92Oka
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9. 對於自己的尺寸很自豪嗎？哪裡的尺寸？都可以唷！237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDoanB2F5rN
「這種事隨便吧，會去在意這個的是有多自卑啊？」237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPImPVWkIIv
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10. 如果要你挑一件異性的服飾穿上會選擇哪一種？237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6jCDbnAaCw
「要我挑這種東西簡直是要我去死。」237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEfAl7uet4S
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11. 一覺醒來發現自己只穿著一件女性內衣(男答)/男用領帶(女答)躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlxZl1WCiqq
「……」237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWvF9Apiaey
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12. 一覺醒來發現跟一個全裸的人一起躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ91M1ImjmtA
「還不把他揍醒？」237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPrPQ37C31e
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13. 喝醉酒會有什麼反應，不知道的話給你10分鐘找朋友問問吧？237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHF91hxaXSi
「不知道。」237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaCzdw0bFQt
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14. 回答到這裡，有什麼感想呢？就剩下一題了！加油，好嗎？237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvEPqRb6xaQ
「沒有。」237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZJ1Qyt3pvK
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15. 最後一題，香腸、老二、杏鮑菇、大黃瓜，你會選哪一個？237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXRJ1nTpIRe
「香腸啊，它是肉啊，屁股想也知道。」
