從雄英畢業後，上鳴和響香搬進了一間二層的小公寓。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuin3VR4bOA
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電電想象中醬樣釀樣美好的同居生活從第一天就開始破裂……411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡifLrbQmbQK
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花了一上午的時間將東西搬進屋後，上鳴單手叉腰站在客廳里，仰天長笑三聲，胸中蕩起和響香（嗶——）的豪情壯志。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaaa9789B5H
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正想著，他才發現意淫對象不知道去哪了，上鳴凝神靜氣，辨認出聲音傳出來的方向後抬腳就往二樓的主臥跑去。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Q3di8k3fs
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上鳴歡快地推開門，眼前白花花一片，恍惚閃過耳郎抱著胸一臉嬌羞的模樣。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYC6oNeHm1D
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“響香醬～我們去……嗷！！”411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPdjBoQo4Z0
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話沒說完，眼楮傳來劇痛，這熟悉的感覺，不用看就知道是耳郎的耳機插頭。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQbs9GCaYt1
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電電被戳瞎日常（1/1）411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEigCWOxOES
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兩人在客廳收拾東西，上鳴欲言又止地看了耳郎數眼，猶猶豫豫地開口︰“耳郎……”411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4vx1TKwwHw
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耳郎面無表情打斷他的話︰“閉嘴。”411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOorGR3dTLh
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上鳴急了︰“我不是故意的。”誰知道你在里面換衣服！411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUD6eC1EeMJ
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他改為低聲嘟囔︰“再說了，我什麼都沒看見還被戳瞎，好虧啊……”411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6PZCLHwmPa
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耳郎臉一黑︰“……”411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoGwoqwI9Qi
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耳機插頭默默伸長。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbRFLGFFb3v
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“哇啊啊啊啊！”411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3WXJoUVuv6
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電電，卒。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSAc1QD4GwA
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終于將大包小箱的東西倒騰完，耳郎起身伸了個懶腰，晃晃悠悠回到主臥。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtLBfCG7c2P
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耳郎才踏進門一步就退了出來，揉揉眼，淡定的表情龜裂了。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW96CNioi9A
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“上鳴！！”411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgeVAUYpYiL
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上鳴屁顛屁顛跑過來︰“來了來了。”411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLB3L1t0YzK
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耳郎指著房間里頭︰“為什麼我房間里會有你的東西？”411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡicxqjj0b0P
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上鳴理直氣壯︰“我們的房間當然有我的東西。”411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY409t2h4u0
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“我們？！”411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDGRnI9iDme
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小姐姐震驚了。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmU7jXO4oBy
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“響香醬不想和我一個房間嗎？”411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt6LxSC2Qa6
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上鳴一臉天崩地裂，背靠著牆緩緩下滑，四周仿佛響起了悲涼的BGM，淒淒慘慘戚戚。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGe7W3Tswur
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耳郎冷酷地吐槽︰“……你旁邊有一盆仙人掌。”411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgjJTpPPip6
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“……”上鳴虎軀一震，默默站直。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNU2RqKCZ6O
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不在一個房間就不在，他上鳴男子漢大丈夫，不能光明正大，他他他他還不會半夜爬床嘛，哼！^411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQCtgN9u6zC
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來日方長。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDlH9BUKXkY
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他們還有很長很長的時間。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWvaK0FwKNV
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整理完東西就該打掃衛生啦 。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPD2Of7e3my
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浴室里，耳郎看著上鳴認認真真地往架子上擺小黃鴨，不由地扯扯嘴角︰“上鳴你今年幾歲了？”411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy5XyP73yYR
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“18歲，正是如狼似虎如饑似渴的年紀，”上鳴幽怨地轉頭看她，“女朋友卻不讓我和她一起睡。”411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoRwIFRUPlp
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耳郎︰“……”411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy089jmLAfA
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摔！411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt5de9PgOdu
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能不能讓人好好吐槽了！411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡryAhiNiRfu
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上鳴你這個泡澡放小黃鴨的幼稚鬼！411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQm7jW8zEui
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一大早的，耳郎就起床了，今天是她和上鳴去事務所報道的第一天，可不能遲到。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPPMOAAxcPo
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洗漱完，耳郎敲敲對面房間的門。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRSZOq9iw2O
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沒反應……廢話，要有反應上鳴昨天晚上也不會千叮萬囑拜托她一定一定要叫他起床了。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡByNpQhLu0S
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上鳴房間是不鎖門的，耳郎一進門就看到某人四仰八叉躺在地上呼呼大睡，被子在一邊可憐兮兮地絞成一條。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfaMpnNGHJl
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“……”迷之微笑。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCzYkv2lKx6
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“ 擦。”411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFjQ6sufhJy
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該干正事了，耳郎收好手機，心情很好地拍拍上鳴的臉︰“喂，起床了。”411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZs4hZHik45
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上鳴一動不動恍若昏迷。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLWRMr7MaNZ
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耳郎毫不猶豫抬手就給賞他一個爆栗，上鳴“嗷”了一聲，委屈巴巴地皺著臉滾到另一邊接著睡。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS158pVEz8r
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也是非常頑強了……411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Gni7JrWqV
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“嘖。”耐心耗盡，耳郎翻了個白眼，起身往外走，耳機插頭同時向後延伸。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBNMkx26fWj
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“哇啊啊啊！！”411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ96xWDd6Idj
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電電垂死夢中驚坐起，白痴臉懵逼。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTMgQNcIemo
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我是誰？我在哪？我要干什麼來著？411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTHZlg38ph4
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隨著兩人職業生涯的開始，粉絲數量也隨著時間水漲船高。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3uaFFjP8aV
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知道耳郎最近又成功端掉一個敵窩，上鳴心情愉悅地刷著網上對小姐姐一面倒的贊揚，滿心滿眼都是驕傲。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4H2c7Bhupf
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哈哈哈哈我媳婦就是這麼厲害哈哈哈哈羨慕吧嫉妒吧哈哈哈你們沒有哈哈！411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDeQa4ofF24
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然後冷不丁看到這麼一條。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡapcdF2J6dh
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“嚶嚶嚶小姐姐好帥，想嫁！”411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMohHhcqpkG
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是妹子，上鳴手頓了頓，接著刷。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuHcE9mg204
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————“帥哭我了，小姐姐網戀嗎？百合嗎？選我嗎？”411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRH6kGLMXjB
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不網戀！不百合！不選你！411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPvzO4jF61y
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————“都讓讓都讓讓，單方面宣布順風耳英雄是我老公了。[狗頭]”411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCswhIMWMNr
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滾蛋！那是我老婆！411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGQ3v1DDd3I
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————“電擊英雄我和你打一架你把小姐姐讓給我吧。”411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBwyEnlKPlp
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想！都！別！想！411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtROrqErZF1
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上鳴自虐似的刷了一下午，黑沉著臉氣到內傷。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPGq8toDWHX
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這年頭，連女孩子都要和他搶媳婦了嗎？411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ8S52jmRGB
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嗯？411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ69gBk8mmoT
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平凡安逸的下午，耳郎枕著上鳴的腿躺在沙發玩手機，半晌，抬手扯過上鳴的臉，手機也放到他眼前。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkz8YTjYcyo
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“這個‘小姐姐的皮卡丘’是不是你？”411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4rhuOo15Tl
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上鳴果斷否認︰“不是！”411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJpH0lQ3FlK
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耳郎繼續扯他的臉，似笑非笑︰“能耐了呢，披馬甲和我的粉絲撕逼，幾十個人懟不過你一個，嗯？”411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTKlzfFxNdu
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上鳴垂死掙扎︰“不是電電，電電沒有……”411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYcstqpFwvQ
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“電電，”響香的語氣異常溫柔，“搓衣板榴蓮鍵盤你選一個吧。”411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs4hMq55JIV
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我一個都不想選！411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKgB6ZsSlPK
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嚶嚶嚶，電電心里苦……411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyr05IMUVxq
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這是個夜黑風高的晚上，小公寓里。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpmFQT69H9Y
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耳郎冷著臉︰“過來。”411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgRDfFku185
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“不，我不要！”411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7TWnoE4FEi
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上鳴簡直要哭︰“不要，我不行了……”411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzj5eTRLAGB
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“少廢話。”411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtTsyU9yjRO
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“都第幾次了，你要榨干我嗎……”411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyrbNAaEAar
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看著一臉生無可戀的上鳴，耳郎嘆了口氣︰“不想吃飯了？”411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEHsaKjIQKN
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“想……”411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJob7qR3Ly4
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上鳴抽抽鼻子，抓著各種電器插頭，哭唧唧發電。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtSJuj3wlUW
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最討厭停電了！！！411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYbiqryO7Dh
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明天就去投訴物業！！！411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfD7kEdvoQm
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作者有話要說︰ 電電臉上哭唧唧，心里笑嘻嘻。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpJ0teY3qp0
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晨光熹微，屋里頭，上鳴動了動手指，緩緩睜開眼。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc3zgEjvKgh
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上鳴放下鬧鐘，“哈”的一聲坐起，經過小姐姐幾個月的魔鬼叫人起床法，他終于能在七點自然醒了，等會就去和小姐姐求親親摸摸抱抱。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSW23QmxC1A
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接下來，就是每天起床第一句，先給自己打個氣︰411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGvZJvaXIsH
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“我今天一定能爬床成功！不懈進取，永無止境！”411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ63vw6E9q40
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上鳴比了個“耶”，今天也是元氣滿滿的好少年。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwpW14qC06c
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“是嗎？”411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf06jx5Iee2
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一道涼涼的聲音傳入耳朵。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVElsd9mjZ6
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上鳴虎軀一震，僵硬著脖子轉過頭︰“小姐姐早上好啊……”411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6b3JvF5VUF
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房門不知道什麼時候開的，耳郎背倚著門，雙手環抱，裙子及膝，明明是一身柔軟休閑的家居服卻偏偏穿出了酷帥的氣場。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzxEp5h0nTy
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上鳴痴漢臉︰“……”411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqc7mijhnt0
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媽噠我媳婦真好看！411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4nUW3g6REN
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當即蹦下床，張開雙臂朝耳郎撲去，結果落地時腳一滑，呆滯著白痴臉從耳郎身邊迅速滑過，“砰”地撞上對面的牆。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJrFKrdbpxi
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鎭？411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLuHe6svSBy
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耳郎扶額︰“……”411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX85batoBGd
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真是沒眼看了。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnLrZnCXyNW
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這麼蠢會不會影響後代的智商啊？411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsinLa8M30p
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吃完早餐，耳郎收好碗筷，才放好，上鳴就把她從廚房趕了出去，生怕她和他搶活干似的。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeic1ErzRNl
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耳郎撇撇嘴，去沙發躺著。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡInZKGxCYTt
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上鳴洗完碗就開始不怎麼熟練地使用吸塵器打掃屋子。不過相比于之前的手忙腳亂的樣子，現在已經好很多了。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx1LP5k10DS
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電視開得大聲，耳郎卻看著忙忙碌碌的上鳴。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡir1D21cZiX
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自打同居第二天開始，她干過的家務簡直屈指可數，還是趁上鳴外出出任務才有機會做。其余日子都是上鳴明明都不會卻要死要活不讓她踫，自個累死累活從生疏到熟練地做完家務。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEqPZaPHkeU
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完全顛覆上鳴媽媽口中那個“就知道吃喝玩樂房間亂得像狗窩從來不干活的三級殘廢兒子”形象。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMN4ygpHqEU
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“吶，上鳴，”耳郎喊他，“我來吧，你都沒我弄得干淨。”411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWuGLXFaCft
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上鳴完全無視她，自顧自打掃。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb1lZqHN5eS
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“喂！”411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBzeiUtCADr
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上鳴頭都沒抬︰“邊去，不想看電視就听歌。”411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW28HNIjrl6
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下午的時候，門鈴大作，一打開門，A班的小伙伴們嘩啦啦一下沖進來。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM4rM2mFJqt
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“我們是路過的，听說你們在這就過來了。”411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYXXTKSRUiZ
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“你們竟然真的同居了，進度真快啊。”411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM5fC6XH95D
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“不用忙活了我們自己帶了東西。”411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ21CbLK6q61
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這群家伙在客廳盤腿坐下，熟練地擺好各種吃食，速度之快讓兩人目瞪口呆。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo71RxjqIjh
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回過神來這群人已經啃了一堆骨頭並熱情洋溢地招呼他們過去一起聊天一起玩。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5FeVVBUwqx
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上耳︰“……”411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbROnqP9cJn
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這幫家伙真不客氣。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLCq7wvCzi6
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鬧了一下午，吃飽喝足的家伙一個個大爺似的在沙發上躺尸聊天，地上全是各種垃圾。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf7z5TWpTQc
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見狀，耳郎起身，晃晃悠悠拿著掃把準備掃地。上鳴一看就急了，一個鯉魚打挺起身沖上前就奪過掃把，粗聲粗氣道︰“我來。”411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr8T7twLbcP
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拗不過他，耳郎只好蹲下身幫忙收大件的垃圾。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3UrY06spiK
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誰料上鳴更加不樂意︰“都說了我來，油膩膩的你不要動……誒誒鎭！放下那個玻璃片，會劃手的知不知道！”411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgShWysekzI
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耳郎無可奈何去廚房洗手，感覺上鳴這是想養廢她emmm……411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmBs97dabg5
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目睹全程的小伙伴們已經收回了掉在地上的下巴。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVcEelCLTBN
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葡萄道︰“上鳴，該不會平時都是你做家務吧？”411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfWXjH19ykr
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“怎樣？”上鳴把垃圾掃成一堆。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ8590xFrDi
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“……”好像也不怎樣哦。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRgLrHsl0kT
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“但是做家務的一般是女生吧，”尾白看看廚房，“耳郎又沒有強迫你。”411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxC1wTCM7IR
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葉隱“哼”了聲︰“你們不就是覺得男生做家務很沒有男子氣概，覺得這是女生應該做的事。”411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgyF5IAgI9b
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”就是就是，憑什麼女孩子就一定得做家務，男生做家務怎麼了？”蘆戶接著道。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZXScySH5R0
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眼看一場辯論賽就要開場，上鳴邊鏟垃圾邊淡淡道︰“我樂意。”411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBCfXPNR0Cr
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眾︰“……？”411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaFcVNeHLYd
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上鳴風輕雲淡道︰“我說，我做家務是因為我心疼她。”411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLyZKKotxAb
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“我家小姐姐的手可不是用來做家務的。”411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSQXel8I7sp
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“我樂意寵她。”411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnlyOW5Bi3g
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你們管得著嗎？411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRufMsN5xNw
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