從雄英畢業後，上鳴和響香搬進了一間二層的小公寓。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPtdPUhtAn5
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電電想象中醬樣釀樣美好的同居生活從第一天就開始破裂……409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7HVojCYox5
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花了一上午的時間將東西搬進屋後，上鳴單手叉腰站在客廳里，仰天長笑三聲，胸中蕩起和響香（嗶——）的豪情壯志。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcjfHgV6q6I
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正想著，他才發現意淫對象不知道去哪了，上鳴凝神靜氣，辨認出聲音傳出來的方向後抬腳就往二樓的主臥跑去。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJqrWzsP1EJ
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上鳴歡快地推開門，眼前白花花一片，恍惚閃過耳郎抱著胸一臉嬌羞的模樣。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSIHyDmrEdt
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“響香醬～我們去……嗷！！”409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwccivWuyKA
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話沒說完，眼楮傳來劇痛，這熟悉的感覺，不用看就知道是耳郎的耳機插頭。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcKnFzSLsV8
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電電被戳瞎日常（1/1）409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKz3gK6ulyc
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兩人在客廳收拾東西，上鳴欲言又止地看了耳郎數眼，猶猶豫豫地開口︰“耳郎……”409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7a4YRpk93c
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耳郎面無表情打斷他的話︰“閉嘴。”409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm6PNA4kRCx
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上鳴急了︰“我不是故意的。”誰知道你在里面換衣服！409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfb7J9AArLR
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他改為低聲嘟囔︰“再說了，我什麼都沒看見還被戳瞎，好虧啊……”409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqimkNAXJUJ
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耳郎臉一黑︰“……”409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmKH1PQkC2u
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耳機插頭默默伸長。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9131D4z3mZ
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“哇啊啊啊啊！”409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdwteol3LdD
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電電，卒。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUqLbszL3W0
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終于將大包小箱的東西倒騰完，耳郎起身伸了個懶腰，晃晃悠悠回到主臥。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2m0EPsalOU
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耳郎才踏進門一步就退了出來，揉揉眼，淡定的表情龜裂了。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVyiJ92QIBi
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“上鳴！！”409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP1AARkBem3
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上鳴屁顛屁顛跑過來︰“來了來了。”409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSOEQDtYxfK
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耳郎指著房間里頭︰“為什麼我房間里會有你的東西？”409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKIZ23rMlch
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上鳴理直氣壯︰“我們的房間當然有我的東西。”409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT93WfEvtTE
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“我們？！”409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMjmfMcH7jk
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小姐姐震驚了。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlUL8ZvuwIS
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“響香醬不想和我一個房間嗎？”409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQlrJXMXDXa
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上鳴一臉天崩地裂，背靠著牆緩緩下滑，四周仿佛響起了悲涼的BGM，淒淒慘慘戚戚。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUTyavDPCn2
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耳郎冷酷地吐槽︰“……你旁邊有一盆仙人掌。”409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡokst01FeHF
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“……”上鳴虎軀一震，默默站直。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIqDPuqtv6p
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不在一個房間就不在，他上鳴男子漢大丈夫，不能光明正大，他他他他還不會半夜爬床嘛，哼！^409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4cAm4qhhsm
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來日方長。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOAh62ma4Qs
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他們還有很長很長的時間。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtVU3FnVerx
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整理完東西就該打掃衛生啦 。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRUkbh9vpYH
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浴室里，耳郎看著上鳴認認真真地往架子上擺小黃鴨，不由地扯扯嘴角︰“上鳴你今年幾歲了？”409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQyVTda4k6j
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“18歲，正是如狼似虎如饑似渴的年紀，”上鳴幽怨地轉頭看她，“女朋友卻不讓我和她一起睡。”409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcX1vg6LSht
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耳郎︰“……”409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXYkKoEPd12
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摔！409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLundVM1RpE
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能不能讓人好好吐槽了！409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLmpU8nO432
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上鳴你這個泡澡放小黃鴨的幼稚鬼！409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrcXPcJlzEo
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一大早的，耳郎就起床了，今天是她和上鳴去事務所報道的第一天，可不能遲到。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEdLsPTJFoq
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洗漱完，耳郎敲敲對面房間的門。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡujTUCdBmlf
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沒反應……廢話，要有反應上鳴昨天晚上也不會千叮萬囑拜托她一定一定要叫他起床了。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqBh6ybMUj8
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上鳴房間是不鎖門的，耳郎一進門就看到某人四仰八叉躺在地上呼呼大睡，被子在一邊可憐兮兮地絞成一條。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOjUmykEXiF
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“……”迷之微笑。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDsUktXId1G
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“ 擦。”409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ08ReVfwOux
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該干正事了，耳郎收好手機，心情很好地拍拍上鳴的臉︰“喂，起床了。”409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ48Q8rT68ZN
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上鳴一動不動恍若昏迷。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZCeElqdh3a
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耳郎毫不猶豫抬手就給賞他一個爆栗，上鳴“嗷”了一聲，委屈巴巴地皺著臉滾到另一邊接著睡。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgmaTtWqnYh
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也是非常頑強了……409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8LuvMR123h
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“嘖。”耐心耗盡，耳郎翻了個白眼，起身往外走，耳機插頭同時向後延伸。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzyTMddvHS7
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“哇啊啊啊！！”409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNqMPs2HyWZ
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電電垂死夢中驚坐起，白痴臉懵逼。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt8ppsBrFwW
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我是誰？我在哪？我要干什麼來著？409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡexHAkr8MsE
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隨著兩人職業生涯的開始，粉絲數量也隨著時間水漲船高。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWkbW5wCMF3
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知道耳郎最近又成功端掉一個敵窩，上鳴心情愉悅地刷著網上對小姐姐一面倒的贊揚，滿心滿眼都是驕傲。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4cVA8D40cR
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哈哈哈哈我媳婦就是這麼厲害哈哈哈哈羨慕吧嫉妒吧哈哈哈你們沒有哈哈！409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRRXyuWtYW2
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然後冷不丁看到這麼一條。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEbDR7J9YlA
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“嚶嚶嚶小姐姐好帥，想嫁！”409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ61UII2OsbA
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是妹子，上鳴手頓了頓，接著刷。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZuP7BFmgAM
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————“帥哭我了，小姐姐網戀嗎？百合嗎？選我嗎？”409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6nEpPS9vsZ
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不網戀！不百合！不選你！409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSrfRxWpQ8M
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————“都讓讓都讓讓，單方面宣布順風耳英雄是我老公了。[狗頭]”409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdMToOMhZxE
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滾蛋！那是我老婆！409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUYIjlTJ8cQ
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————“電擊英雄我和你打一架你把小姐姐讓給我吧。”409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaqhabOt4k2
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想！都！別！想！409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNpjV8NecMX
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上鳴自虐似的刷了一下午，黑沉著臉氣到內傷。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLWq8rz79hd
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這年頭，連女孩子都要和他搶媳婦了嗎？409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlKwYcUUhJy
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嗯？409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN7QOfjHc5v
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平凡安逸的下午，耳郎枕著上鳴的腿躺在沙發玩手機，半晌，抬手扯過上鳴的臉，手機也放到他眼前。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMa9ZXFFmVF
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“這個‘小姐姐的皮卡丘’是不是你？”409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfiTjyCAAF9
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上鳴果斷否認︰“不是！”409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQXnKxZzeo9
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耳郎繼續扯他的臉，似笑非笑︰“能耐了呢，披馬甲和我的粉絲撕逼，幾十個人懟不過你一個，嗯？”409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGNicMkTXhb
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上鳴垂死掙扎︰“不是電電，電電沒有……”409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNfzqWSwDq4
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“電電，”響香的語氣異常溫柔，“搓衣板榴蓮鍵盤你選一個吧。”409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuzANNTnBBv
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我一個都不想選！409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGbt9da3pEX
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嚶嚶嚶，電電心里苦……409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWhORSJFPYd
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這是個夜黑風高的晚上，小公寓里。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmhOEVGfmVc
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耳郎冷著臉︰“過來。”409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgWXXoqFEyF
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“不，我不要！”409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrxSv0CKyLO
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“快點。”409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlBNpUoChek
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上鳴簡直要哭︰“不要，我不行了……”409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡls61ykyOCc
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“少廢話。”409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH3XTXH57gY
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“都第幾次了，你要榨干我嗎……”409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJiKvQuuuCf
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看著一臉生無可戀的上鳴，耳郎嘆了口氣︰“不想吃飯了？”409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdFhto7qUSv
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“想……”409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK3gOtVjKPi
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上鳴抽抽鼻子，抓著各種電器插頭，哭唧唧發電。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaVqLvrPdc6
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最討厭停電了！！！409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPbDpwYMkWQ
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明天就去投訴物業！！！409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDB8XlhkMpY
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作者有話要說︰ 電電臉上哭唧唧，心里笑嘻嘻。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaqmJvJUBz2
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晨光熹微，屋里頭，上鳴動了動手指，緩緩睜開眼。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq96Zwe2f6z
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七點。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡERJOazyyUP
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上鳴放下鬧鐘，“哈”的一聲坐起，經過小姐姐幾個月的魔鬼叫人起床法，他終于能在七點自然醒了，等會就去和小姐姐求親親摸摸抱抱。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNrYAdDsF07
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接下來，就是每天起床第一句，先給自己打個氣︰409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVZK03tpy7W
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“我今天一定能爬床成功！不懈進取，永無止境！”409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhjdhGZcxRV
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上鳴比了個“耶”，今天也是元氣滿滿的好少年。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcDLH7fSqxX
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“是嗎？”409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDKTEN8Q4RH
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一道涼涼的聲音傳入耳朵。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZtxEROS7oL
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上鳴虎軀一震，僵硬著脖子轉過頭︰“小姐姐早上好啊……”409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnWkn0m5wy9
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房門不知道什麼時候開的，耳郎背倚著門，雙手環抱，裙子及膝，明明是一身柔軟休閑的家居服卻偏偏穿出了酷帥的氣場。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6y3DZkOKuL
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上鳴痴漢臉︰“……”409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡloteT4NJ3U
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媽噠我媳婦真好看！409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcWdXWg7J3t
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當即蹦下床，張開雙臂朝耳郎撲去，結果落地時腳一滑，呆滯著白痴臉從耳郎身邊迅速滑過，“砰”地撞上對面的牆。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLbJxrI8r5X
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鎭？409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Tx9ggiBmd
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耳郎扶額︰“……”409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfQ0iUCeed8
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真是沒眼看了。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDn6HzZgbEV
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這麼蠢會不會影響後代的智商啊？409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlskaeAxHTa
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吃完早餐，耳郎收好碗筷，才放好，上鳴就把她從廚房趕了出去，生怕她和他搶活干似的。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7pms3MWDKs
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耳郎撇撇嘴，去沙發躺著。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡceiS9k8Sz0
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上鳴洗完碗就開始不怎麼熟練地使用吸塵器打掃屋子。不過相比于之前的手忙腳亂的樣子，現在已經好很多了。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxzZkoEQZRH
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電視開得大聲，耳郎卻看著忙忙碌碌的上鳴。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgh4I6FHMSN
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自打同居第二天開始，她干過的家務簡直屈指可數，還是趁上鳴外出出任務才有機會做。其余日子都是上鳴明明都不會卻要死要活不讓她踫，自個累死累活從生疏到熟練地做完家務。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnc8aacZjpA
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完全顛覆上鳴媽媽口中那個“就知道吃喝玩樂房間亂得像狗窩從來不干活的三級殘廢兒子”形象。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMB7J2qOw1w
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“吶，上鳴，”耳郎喊他，“我來吧，你都沒我弄得干淨。”409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhvfAt3WEcf
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上鳴完全無視她，自顧自打掃。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhFnXis28c9
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“喂！”409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ51SjWmE9cP
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上鳴頭都沒抬︰“邊去，不想看電視就听歌。”409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhf3wwEjyzG
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下午的時候，門鈴大作，一打開門，A班的小伙伴們嘩啦啦一下沖進來。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEw7VZCHQI1
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“我們是路過的，听說你們在這就過來了。”409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJIkpVc00fj
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“你們竟然真的同居了，進度真快啊。”409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaxW5NdtIBu
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“不用忙活了我們自己帶了東西。”409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNNcKMuVNMn
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這群家伙在客廳盤腿坐下，熟練地擺好各種吃食，速度之快讓兩人目瞪口呆。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVU2r5yiHit
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回過神來這群人已經啃了一堆骨頭並熱情洋溢地招呼他們過去一起聊天一起玩。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbWegGg1tPJ
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上耳︰“……”409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4uq9MPGGsf
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這幫家伙真不客氣。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl9FfANahrg
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鬧了一下午，吃飽喝足的家伙一個個大爺似的在沙發上躺尸聊天，地上全是各種垃圾。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyL0m5czD0Z
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見狀，耳郎起身，晃晃悠悠拿著掃把準備掃地。上鳴一看就急了，一個鯉魚打挺起身沖上前就奪過掃把，粗聲粗氣道︰“我來。”409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡagK2TYDv8U
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拗不過他，耳郎只好蹲下身幫忙收大件的垃圾。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1obic6Z8f6
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誰料上鳴更加不樂意︰“都說了我來，油膩膩的你不要動……誒誒鎭！放下那個玻璃片，會劃手的知不知道！”409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ01FbHx2IgY
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耳郎無可奈何去廚房洗手，感覺上鳴這是想養廢她emmm……409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdZhYvUJkna
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目睹全程的小伙伴們已經收回了掉在地上的下巴。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSyk7yA0haN
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葡萄道︰“上鳴，該不會平時都是你做家務吧？”409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJw85dCNvtc
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“怎樣？”上鳴把垃圾掃成一堆。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA5CPuKq5VV
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“……”好像也不怎樣哦。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcKxYtwvurw
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“但是做家務的一般是女生吧，”尾白看看廚房，“耳郎又沒有強迫你。”409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyI0liTz28t
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葉隱“哼”了聲︰“你們不就是覺得男生做家務很沒有男子氣概，覺得這是女生應該做的事。”409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtbwFrQRbGp
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”就是就是，憑什麼女孩子就一定得做家務，男生做家務怎麼了？”蘆戶接著道。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzylxJ6Dtkd
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眼看一場辯論賽就要開場，上鳴邊鏟垃圾邊淡淡道︰“我樂意。”409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg7Ys1FUnac
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眾︰“……？”409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhkhuK7WxVL
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上鳴風輕雲淡道︰“我說，我做家務是因為我心疼她。”409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu55ewD7kCG
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“我家小姐姐的手可不是用來做家務的。”409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkYQUMfDqdl
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“我樂意寵她。”409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXDTRelYe82
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你們管得著嗎？409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzmLzNIsaxq
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