從雄英畢業後，上鳴和響香搬進了一間二層的小公寓。398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpaujBXmaOv
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電電想象中醬樣釀樣美好的同居生活從第一天就開始破裂……398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH9gnLyFQMy
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花了一上午的時間將東西搬進屋後，上鳴單手叉腰站在客廳里，仰天長笑三聲，胸中蕩起和響香（嗶——）的豪情壯志。398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqNnru9tZSl
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正想著，他才發現意淫對象不知道去哪了，上鳴凝神靜氣，辨認出聲音傳出來的方向後抬腳就往二樓的主臥跑去。398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIvdyfawr69
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上鳴歡快地推開門，眼前白花花一片，恍惚閃過耳郎抱著胸一臉嬌羞的模樣。398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ZY2umZ9UP
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“響香醬～我們去……嗷！！”398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKzqLbkOdQt
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話沒說完，眼楮傳來劇痛，這熟悉的感覺，不用看就知道是耳郎的耳機插頭。398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUyoqVyj6Yt
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電電被戳瞎日常（1/1）398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy6i8V7O6ON
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兩人在客廳收拾東西，上鳴欲言又止地看了耳郎數眼，猶猶豫豫地開口︰“耳郎……”398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVLnxrjJ6Rl
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耳郎面無表情打斷他的話︰“閉嘴。”398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcfEjn7pMMz
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上鳴急了︰“我不是故意的。”誰知道你在里面換衣服！398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHs3burfpsM
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他改為低聲嘟囔︰“再說了，我什麼都沒看見還被戳瞎，好虧啊……”398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE7jxEwDwV2
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耳郎臉一黑︰“……”398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEa7nS8Vuyg
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耳機插頭默默伸長。398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbukB3e2GBK
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“哇啊啊啊啊！”398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmOJFvBOrhE
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電電，卒。398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpRc5ectRiL
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終于將大包小箱的東西倒騰完，耳郎起身伸了個懶腰，晃晃悠悠回到主臥。398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUFbuuhrUbX
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“？？？”398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5hLs9InBtY
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耳郎才踏進門一步就退了出來，揉揉眼，淡定的表情龜裂了。398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHIjMw0DEwA
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“上鳴！！”398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOXqEWWmoHK
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上鳴屁顛屁顛跑過來︰“來了來了。”398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdBU8tsQ7R6
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耳郎指著房間里頭︰“為什麼我房間里會有你的東西？”398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxsqFCtbFJd
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上鳴理直氣壯︰“我們的房間當然有我的東西。”398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAMbOOaU9sV
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“我們？！”398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgIXwFxsOtS
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小姐姐震驚了。398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt22jyRzcE1
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“響香醬不想和我一個房間嗎？”398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7UP8Y7UVxC
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上鳴一臉天崩地裂，背靠著牆緩緩下滑，四周仿佛響起了悲涼的BGM，淒淒慘慘戚戚。398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8GOOJukUf6
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耳郎冷酷地吐槽︰“……你旁邊有一盆仙人掌。”398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv4HzJBTv6A
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“……”上鳴虎軀一震，默默站直。398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0YYdY3djtv
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不在一個房間就不在，他上鳴男子漢大丈夫，不能光明正大，他他他他還不會半夜爬床嘛，哼！^398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡonHsaqzHvG
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來日方長。398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0c5LTQgQ2y
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他們還有很長很長的時間。398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe1cgwSXwUw
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整理完東西就該打掃衛生啦 。398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3SRDVMMTIs
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浴室里，耳郎看著上鳴認認真真地往架子上擺小黃鴨，不由地扯扯嘴角︰“上鳴你今年幾歲了？”398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkoP5ApKNDC
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“18歲，正是如狼似虎如饑似渴的年紀，”上鳴幽怨地轉頭看她，“女朋友卻不讓我和她一起睡。”398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMqwR1taVBn
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耳郎︰“……”398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ49eHLUM1VS
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摔！398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV1ZXw9fBC1
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能不能讓人好好吐槽了！398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5pRPlqKQ2d
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上鳴你這個泡澡放小黃鴨的幼稚鬼！398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiVz9sHPYWs
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一大早的，耳郎就起床了，今天是她和上鳴去事務所報道的第一天，可不能遲到。398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhb1JjCJe3f
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洗漱完，耳郎敲敲對面房間的門。398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9mvpFMC3H8
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沒反應……廢話，要有反應上鳴昨天晚上也不會千叮萬囑拜托她一定一定要叫他起床了。398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡujvLd5MO1D
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上鳴房間是不鎖門的，耳郎一進門就看到某人四仰八叉躺在地上呼呼大睡，被子在一邊可憐兮兮地絞成一條。398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1S3QcHFQGG
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“……”迷之微笑。398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZEtHVG1iRL
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“ 擦。”398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI4E9ccizKe
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該干正事了，耳郎收好手機，心情很好地拍拍上鳴的臉︰“喂，起床了。”398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3DNUAg0Qey
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上鳴一動不動恍若昏迷。398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4TeR3VXYUU
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耳郎毫不猶豫抬手就給賞他一個爆栗，上鳴“嗷”了一聲，委屈巴巴地皺著臉滾到另一邊接著睡。398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDFnUHBW7W0
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也是非常頑強了……398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvtGsWDEVsA
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“嘖。”耐心耗盡，耳郎翻了個白眼，起身往外走，耳機插頭同時向後延伸。398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYVW7rKidfz
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“哇啊啊啊！！”398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUfESaI3cAD
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電電垂死夢中驚坐起，白痴臉懵逼。398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOE81xMNLLM
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我是誰？我在哪？我要干什麼來著？398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFmeOPaUsmT
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隨著兩人職業生涯的開始，粉絲數量也隨著時間水漲船高。398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHlv3QicWPe
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知道耳郎最近又成功端掉一個敵窩，上鳴心情愉悅地刷著網上對小姐姐一面倒的贊揚，滿心滿眼都是驕傲。398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt4mA49HEdz
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哈哈哈哈我媳婦就是這麼厲害哈哈哈哈羨慕吧嫉妒吧哈哈哈你們沒有哈哈！398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNBh0wPepVW
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然後冷不丁看到這麼一條。398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG8rZnh5SCl
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“嚶嚶嚶小姐姐好帥，想嫁！”398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXGgOQCEO8e
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是妹子，上鳴手頓了頓，接著刷。398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDj4MzTW2w5
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————“帥哭我了，小姐姐網戀嗎？百合嗎？選我嗎？”398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXjMnwrotz3
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不網戀！不百合！不選你！398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPDxJow8CJs
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————“都讓讓都讓讓，單方面宣布順風耳英雄是我老公了。[狗頭]”398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi9zo47MvqI
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滾蛋！那是我老婆！398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5P5IAaR4xb
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————“電擊英雄我和你打一架你把小姐姐讓給我吧。”398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoaBGympLv7
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想！都！別！想！398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAGeHs19jfv
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上鳴自虐似的刷了一下午，黑沉著臉氣到內傷。398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYdNcQsua0D
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這年頭，連女孩子都要和他搶媳婦了嗎？398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeuV0SUR3Zv
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嗯？398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl2Fd2yCcwG
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平凡安逸的下午，耳郎枕著上鳴的腿躺在沙發玩手機，半晌，抬手扯過上鳴的臉，手機也放到他眼前。398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdeGSGUzL9F
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“這個‘小姐姐的皮卡丘’是不是你？”398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIwTDIoe2Eu
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上鳴果斷否認︰“不是！”398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDjbOsb7uEx
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耳郎繼續扯他的臉，似笑非笑︰“能耐了呢，披馬甲和我的粉絲撕逼，幾十個人懟不過你一個，嗯？”398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZMVuLwMgr6
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上鳴垂死掙扎︰“不是電電，電電沒有……”398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzR8vePrYwX
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“電電，”響香的語氣異常溫柔，“搓衣板榴蓮鍵盤你選一個吧。”398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBZ6svOWLLV
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我一個都不想選！398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgoXbiT08cQ
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嚶嚶嚶，電電心里苦……398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsRplIgpJW2
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這是個夜黑風高的晚上，小公寓里。398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRkfOHTw5Gm
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耳郎冷著臉︰“過來。”398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡripz6YzB68
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“不，我不要！”398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw4MDHQvqiF
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“快點。”398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFTk5fplVYi
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上鳴簡直要哭︰“不要，我不行了……”398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw69OsKC7UA
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“少廢話。”398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ63QuOc25Hc
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“都第幾次了，你要榨干我嗎……”398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXBEMg2IGAt
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看著一臉生無可戀的上鳴，耳郎嘆了口氣︰“不想吃飯了？”398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNoCOFcc9nT
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“想……”398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZYQxGYSvqj
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上鳴抽抽鼻子，抓著各種電器插頭，哭唧唧發電。398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwwrIucbKZm
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最討厭停電了！！！398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUqQrw1ttHO
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明天就去投訴物業！！！398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2jztwtQMdw
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作者有話要說︰ 電電臉上哭唧唧，心里笑嘻嘻。398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2k1aLH5Hks
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晨光熹微，屋里頭，上鳴動了動手指，緩緩睜開眼。398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf7bbqgo4kB
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七點。398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0CRYjKSTe4
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上鳴放下鬧鐘，“哈”的一聲坐起，經過小姐姐幾個月的魔鬼叫人起床法，他終于能在七點自然醒了，等會就去和小姐姐求親親摸摸抱抱。398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4PfDLhGNXA
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接下來，就是每天起床第一句，先給自己打個氣︰398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5qtKVJERp7
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“我今天一定能爬床成功！不懈進取，永無止境！”398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLkcEu2jBC9
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上鳴比了個“耶”，今天也是元氣滿滿的好少年。398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7MlJhQ6dN6
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“是嗎？”398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZEPPDzaZXA
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一道涼涼的聲音傳入耳朵。398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzF3zXhgPVH
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上鳴虎軀一震，僵硬著脖子轉過頭︰“小姐姐早上好啊……”398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa8hf7bjqQL
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房門不知道什麼時候開的，耳郎背倚著門，雙手環抱，裙子及膝，明明是一身柔軟休閑的家居服卻偏偏穿出了酷帥的氣場。398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHGCQpM0wkA
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上鳴痴漢臉︰“……”398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ51eLG8GIZz
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媽噠我媳婦真好看！398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ogDAXAqJY
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當即蹦下床，張開雙臂朝耳郎撲去，結果落地時腳一滑，呆滯著白痴臉從耳郎身邊迅速滑過，“砰”地撞上對面的牆。398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7RLj7vdrv2
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鎭？398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN1EFxSlfrA
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耳郎扶額︰“……”398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfi8HoKYyrE
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真是沒眼看了。398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx7NqcV7rif
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這麼蠢會不會影響後代的智商啊？398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUFTVTjayhS
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吃完早餐，耳郎收好碗筷，才放好，上鳴就把她從廚房趕了出去，生怕她和他搶活干似的。398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRVejYTX8zJ
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耳郎撇撇嘴，去沙發躺著。398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNSNoaQj7tG
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上鳴洗完碗就開始不怎麼熟練地使用吸塵器打掃屋子。不過相比于之前的手忙腳亂的樣子，現在已經好很多了。398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwLOhe7CP2J
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電視開得大聲，耳郎卻看著忙忙碌碌的上鳴。398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmNvx91dfRM
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自打同居第二天開始，她干過的家務簡直屈指可數，還是趁上鳴外出出任務才有機會做。其余日子都是上鳴明明都不會卻要死要活不讓她踫，自個累死累活從生疏到熟練地做完家務。398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnNr2epJbyI
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完全顛覆上鳴媽媽口中那個“就知道吃喝玩樂房間亂得像狗窩從來不干活的三級殘廢兒子”形象。398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlIuD6EUqAn
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“吶，上鳴，”耳郎喊他，“我來吧，你都沒我弄得干淨。”398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuJ9CB5xNrl
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上鳴完全無視她，自顧自打掃。398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS42cjykvah
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“喂！”398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2SITHULopo
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上鳴頭都沒抬︰“邊去，不想看電視就听歌。”398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgXCHZ38eHM
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下午的時候，門鈴大作，一打開門，A班的小伙伴們嘩啦啦一下沖進來。398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9jtsmWx7Nj
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“我們是路過的，听說你們在這就過來了。”398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY1cP6vQq93
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“你們竟然真的同居了，進度真快啊。”398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ69bRYVjTqm
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“不用忙活了我們自己帶了東西。”398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeHRWMQyJUT
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這群家伙在客廳盤腿坐下，熟練地擺好各種吃食，速度之快讓兩人目瞪口呆。398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgO1IoGFShL
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回過神來這群人已經啃了一堆骨頭並熱情洋溢地招呼他們過去一起聊天一起玩。398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgowlnk390b
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上耳︰“……”398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvBfmC9uwA9
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這幫家伙真不客氣。398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRJrmltjQeY
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鬧了一下午，吃飽喝足的家伙一個個大爺似的在沙發上躺尸聊天，地上全是各種垃圾。398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdXembBrMU3
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見狀，耳郎起身，晃晃悠悠拿著掃把準備掃地。上鳴一看就急了，一個鯉魚打挺起身沖上前就奪過掃把，粗聲粗氣道︰“我來。”398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQfPJy7ISaU
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拗不過他，耳郎只好蹲下身幫忙收大件的垃圾。398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfygbzUfQxv
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誰料上鳴更加不樂意︰“都說了我來，油膩膩的你不要動……誒誒鎭！放下那個玻璃片，會劃手的知不知道！”398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwFkoX8STxe
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耳郎無可奈何去廚房洗手，感覺上鳴這是想養廢她emmm……398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG0EYE9yR4W
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目睹全程的小伙伴們已經收回了掉在地上的下巴。398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdGNMAOBOoL
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葡萄道︰“上鳴，該不會平時都是你做家務吧？”398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWN0Pa64kH0
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“怎樣？”上鳴把垃圾掃成一堆。398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoEN9RIJcOL
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“……”好像也不怎樣哦。398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqcQl4rEmzG
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“但是做家務的一般是女生吧，”尾白看看廚房，“耳郎又沒有強迫你。”398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7rMMXxB7Dw
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葉隱“哼”了聲︰“你們不就是覺得男生做家務很沒有男子氣概，覺得這是女生應該做的事。”398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4mD61Z3IGU
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”就是就是，憑什麼女孩子就一定得做家務，男生做家務怎麼了？”蘆戶接著道。398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtsdwko7CML
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眼看一場辯論賽就要開場，上鳴邊鏟垃圾邊淡淡道︰“我樂意。”398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbaoqCitCMf
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眾︰“……？”398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ872MT8r1yq
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上鳴風輕雲淡道︰“我說，我做家務是因為我心疼她。”398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZeQlPFX9GO
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“我家小姐姐的手可不是用來做家務的。”398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpzAN0BC2zn
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“我樂意寵她。”398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSVCggpBsOv
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你們管得著嗎？398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ22r4pek53P
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