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我一直不敢帶人到自己家裡。一來,我是怕家裡寒酸——幾個大人迫在幾百呎的地方,一想到要讓人看見也覺得羞愧,本來都夠迫了,我還要多放一個人進來,而且是自己最喜歡的人,怎樣也不好意思。8964 copyright protection423PENANABZG8N09KSO 維尼
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二來,我是怕阿媽失禮——我怕別人看見我的家人後,他們心裡會想這些人為甚麼這麼野蠻,既沒學識又沒禮貌,而且冷不防她突然在甚麼地方挑剔我,例如在別人面前指著我說底褲沒有晾好之類的……到時便不止是他們失禮人了,我也失禮人。8964 copyright protection423PENANAfRQkaFfRzj 維尼
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抱著這種處處防備的想法,於是一連幾個女朋友也沒讓她們上來。可能這就是I小姐不同的地方,如果是她我便放心,假如我對她說:「對啊,我的家人便是這種人了。」她的話應該可以理解。而且就算他們突然做出奇怪的舉動,如果只是I小姐看見的話我也能放心:對,因為他們就是這種人了。8964 copyright protection423PENANAA6ftW6s4Ve 維尼
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我打開大廈大堂的門,牽著I小姐走進去,向保安打了一聲招呼:「嗨。」轉向升降機前,按按鈕,等電子數字板上的數字降到「G」。8964 copyright protection423PENANANzEnBcq78P 維尼
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鄰居的陳太剛好回來,我也和她打招呼:「嗨。」她平時會搭話:「咦,放學嗎?」搭了幾年也是問我是不是放學。前初真的放學,我會答「是」;後來上班了,我便改答改「不」,任她問我在做甚麼工作。我答了幾次,她下次也是問。8964 copyright protection423PENANAk4ZrJdHtLP 維尼
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「嗨。」我對陳太說。I小姐跟著,向她微笑,點點頭。8964 copyright protection423PENANA5Ir0N56YrK 維尼
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陳太說:「嗨。」8964 copyright protection423PENANATCBTuWf7Ky 維尼
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今次她沒搭話。8964 copyright protection423PENANAhYlIA1xuXn 維尼
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我告訴爸阿媽今晚會帶個女孩子上去吃飯,是在中午時分的事,我以為幾個小時應該準備不出甚麼來,所以額外加了一句:「只是隨便吃個飯不用太誇張。」8964 copyright protection423PENANAIEOPUyoPXy 維尼
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但一掛了線,I小姐便告訴我她很緊張:「喂!你為甚麼不早三天給我準備啊!」她罵。接著I小姐拉我下樓,去超級市場(她指定要去高級的那種),她沿路思考應該買甚麼禮物。8964 copyright protection423PENANAU5xXI8p2x3 維尼
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我反覆地說:「只是吃個飯。」8964 copyright protection423PENANAz3QxnQ6bFL 維尼
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而I小姐和我阿媽的反應竟然一模一樣:「你現在才說?!」8964 copyright protection423PENANAzo2AdnUqcn 維尼
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我以前所未有的嚴陣以待的心情回家。阿哥和家姐在叫做「屋企」的Whatsapp Group裡說:「細佬,你們到哪裡?(笑喊)」因為我已到了門口,所以沒回覆。8964 copyright protection423PENANAon9edQ7hkL 維尼
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我拿出鎖匙,鎖匙敲在鐵閘上噹噹地響,屋子裡面的聲音便靜下來了。我扭開門,推開看見裡面開得像廳一樣大的桌子(平時只有一半)、白色膠袋質地的枱布(平時是用報紙)、一條放在白色瓷碟上面的魚(平時是用鐵碟),還有兩碟通紅的蝦和蟹,也是放在放在本來收在櫃子深深處的白色瓷碟上。8964 copyright protection423PENANAvRHYbHngfk 維尼
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阿媽從廚房捧著一碟西蘭花出來,還戴著圍裙和紅色的膠手套:「回來了啊?」她問。8964 copyright protection423PENANAVHXGxfKzRM 維尼
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我點點頭,微笑:「是啊。」我前所未有地,在回家時候向家人打了招呼:「Hello。」我生硬地說。8964 copyright protection423PENANAYSlo1aaGpe 維尼
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阿爸跟著阿媽問:「回來了啊?」8964 copyright protection423PENANA8wpCVg1d7i 維尼
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我再回答,也是微笑和點頭:「嗯。」8964 copyright protection423PENANAID9U1QDWSV 維尼
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家姐坐在桌子的另外一面,阿哥從房間裡面走出來,他們看著I小姐說:「Hello。」8964 copyright protection423PENANAKkkLmswkoA 維尼
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「嗨。」I小姐答,然後脫去踏過一場雨而來的短靴,向廳走了一步。8964 copyright protection423PENANAN8Bp6PrpfE 維尼
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她提著手上的紙袋:「伯母,你好啊,這是送給你的。」8964 copyright protection423PENANAQW2kC97VYn 維尼
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她經過我,提著紙袋向前,向著我阿媽。阿媽急忙脫去她的圍裙和手套。「唉啊,」她說,但是嘴角上揚,瞇起眼,輕聲而溫柔地:「用不著這麼客氣啊。」8964 copyright protection423PENANASvbFmXWNge 維尼
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I小姐說:「只是小小心意。」8964 copyright protection423PENANAaZuKz3bdby 維尼
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阿爸開了他一直沒喝的紅酒,倒出來問我們喝不喝。I小姐微微揮揮手(其實她本來是喝酒的,但她第一次與人見面總是說「我很少喝」),阿爸見她莞爾也不強迫,最後是我和阿哥和阿爸喝。8964 copyright protection423PENANAGOm6wCd1rD 維尼
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阿哥:「阿爸,你也不要喝這麼多。」8964 copyright protection423PENANAf8s7pNuSX2 維尼
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阿爸隨便說了句「得啦」,繼續倒。8964 copyright protection423PENANAuP5bamAnVa 維尼
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我離開家裡之後,阿爸便發現高血壓了,酒和多油的肉都得少吃。不過這瓶紅酒對他來說也不是甚麼,他以前在地盤工作時,每晚就算不吃飯也要喝罐啤酒。8964 copyright protection423PENANAqMWG4jd08H 維尼
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阿媽罵阿爸,但是今次語氣也壓下去些:「你不要喝那麼多啦。」8964 copyright protection423PENANAlBBu9v64yy 維尼
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他們都沒有問I小姐奇怪的問題,只是問她搭甚麼車來,以及討論今天的天氣。雨、雨、雨,從早到晚都下了雨。他們關心I小姐有沒有帶傘子,衣服夠不夠穿,天氣都夠寒冷了。阿哥開了「新界氣溫低一兩度」,還有「香港濕凍特別凍」的玩笑。我們都真誠地哈哈哈哈地笑,是真的,不是扮。8964 copyright protection423PENANAq4Xp2aY67w 維尼
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平時沉默少言的家姐,她在今次負責反白眼,她罵阿哥:「喂,不好笑囉。」接著我也笑,I小姐也一樣。8964 copyright protection423PENANAXBpTlsylHx 維尼
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阿媽問I小姐,「飯夠吃嗎?幫你添些?」因為阿媽坐近電飯煲,而桌子已經是廳的大小,其他人都很難走過去。8964 copyright protection423PENANALjNvceSKaR 維尼
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I小姐嚇了一跳,望向一桌子的餸菜:「嘩,不用不用,我自己來……」8964 copyright protection423PENANAOKaKkq7rB8 維尼
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「你不夠吃要出聲喔。」阿媽說:「多吃一點菜。」8964 copyright protection423PENANAX6ZbRpJAtj 維尼
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I小姐點頭:「好。」8964 copyright protection423PENANAePrGp9vtvr 維尼
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然後阿媽望向我,她叫:「細佬。」她和我的阿哥家姐一樣,也是叫我「細佬。」8964 copyright protection423PENANA0UCS57tCLt 維尼
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我盯著她,用力握著碗筷,手捏成了拳頭,準備反擊。8964 copyright protection423PENANAXci6MVgGtC 維尼
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而她只是輕地說:「你要盛飯嗎?」8964 copyright protection423PENANAusYjpRa5bE 維尼
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我愣著,為自己剛才神經緊張的動作詫異,停了好幾秒。8964 copyright protection423PENANA13U3gOJQZ8 維尼
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家姐對我說:「細佬,阿媽問你盛不盛飯啊。」8964 copyright protection423PENANA652ISUcrLB 維尼
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我點頭,「喔,好啊,謝謝。」8964 copyright protection423PENANAwo9tdgXfIz 維尼
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我向阿媽遞出一隻碗。8964 copyright protection423PENANANPi9eBeq0q 維尼
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阿媽接過來。8964 copyright protection423PENANArSZbXGORrc 維尼
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