食飯嗰陣,小悠問我隻手做乜咁大個牙印。511Please respect copyright.PENANA18MW2zjpVn
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一諗起同駱以雪嘅瓜葛,我個頭就痛到冇勇氣講落去。511Please respect copyright.PENANAVvAelz50OW
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所以我同小悠講吓笑:「你知唔知呢片山頭原來有喪屍存在?呢個牙印就係頭先俾佢咬到架喇…」511Please respect copyright.PENANAVdxYj0nRLg
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以為小悠咁單純會信十足,點知佢一臉嫌棄咁話:「呢度點會有喪屍呀?你呃我呀?」511Please respect copyright.PENANA8TJ3kA3HyL
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「真係架!嗰隻喪屍紥住條懶係飄逸嘅馬尾,係咁追住我唔放。」我一邊諗返駱以雪個樣一邊講。511Please respect copyright.PENANADFK5uyohJu
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「仲要紥馬尾?你真係當我低能架咩。」511Please respect copyright.PENANASEIaY9xriD
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居然俾一個(疑似)低能嫌棄我當佢低能,我有啲唔忿氣,睇嚟要出絕招。511Please respect copyright.PENANA9pqK8lXPwN
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「嗚…嗚…我啲喪屍毒要發作…」我伸手抓向小悠,成功嚇到佢we娃鬼叫。511Please respect copyright.PENANAbuLqFr6jxT
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我地嘅噪音似乎驚動咗其他人,吸引咗一個不速之客過嚟。511Please respect copyright.PENANAYeUQ5k6EqC
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「你中咗喪屍毒呀?要唔要解藥呀?」千惠拎埋餐盤坐咗喺我隔離。511Please respect copyright.PENANAWaUibLSo3r
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「…你有解藥咩?」511Please respect copyright.PENANAaxdQ3udj73
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「嘻嘻。」佢突然陰陰嘴笑咁哄埋嚟,呢個距離下隨時好似尋晚咁俾佢突襲…511Please respect copyright.PENANAfw1jdeomIE
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所以我一秒回復正常聲線:「唔使,我冇嘢喇。」511Please respect copyright.PENANAJHQqAbpLFk
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「唔?你又冇嘢嗱?」511Please respect copyright.PENANAX5SaJH7Syp
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連對面嘅小悠都講:「我都話你呃人架啦,呢個世界邊有咁多喪屍。」511Please respect copyright.PENANAYiWiLO0zRr
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連閃靈現象都可以有,點解唔可以有喪屍…511Please respect copyright.PENANAEAvwGlWfe9
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雖然好想咁講,但礙於千惠在場,我只好乖乖合埋口。511Please respect copyright.PENANAncxDiwpLPI
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「又喺度呃啲無知少女。」511Please respect copyright.PENANAcMxB873zYe
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「又?我幾時有呃過?點睇都似係你呃我呢啲無知少男多啲…」我當然係指…尋晚餐廳件事。511Please respect copyright.PENANAtSLyrcR7er
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「阿帆你俾人呃呀?」小悠八八掛掛咁問。511Please respect copyright.PENANAT39UWdShxM
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「er…」511Please respect copyright.PENANAwY655dtrr3
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千惠一臉悠然食住枱面嘅沙律,似係期待緊我會點樣將尋晚件事講俾小悠聽。511Please respect copyright.PENANA2x9dDRGlTW
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「er…大人世界嘅嘢,你都係唔好知好啲。」最後我決定咁答小悠。511Please respect copyright.PENANArHXi5FwuV0
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講完之後千惠又喺度笑,唔知喺度笑乜。511Please respect copyright.PENANALIzHoB4mYY
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小悠就望實千惠食緊嗰碟沙律,然後問:「你食咁少夠架嗱?」511Please respect copyright.PENANARxofmwOGbR
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「夠架喇,我呢排減緊肥。」511Please respect copyright.PENANABL9uC3DmQy
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明明尋日孭佢嗰陣幾乎冇重量咁滯,仲學人減肥…511Please respect copyright.PENANAjUB91xX5o0
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連小悠都講:「但係你都唔肥。」511Please respect copyright.PENANAVacCf2DiWS
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「我著衫遮住啫,況且…啲男仔唔係覺得愈瘦愈好?」佢望住我講。511Please respect copyright.PENANAHSxzxGQAp3
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好死唔死小悠仲要將個波踢埋嚟:「係咩?阿帆你覺得呢?」511Please respect copyright.PENANASlyyzJGliL
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我飲咗啖水求其答:「而家咁咪啱啱好,使乜餐餐食沙律虐待自己。」511Please respect copyright.PENANAyi9X8zQj4X
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之後千惠無啦啦搶咗我碟意粉,仲要用我隻叉食。511Please respect copyright.PENANA8KHVuHKISg
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「喂,搞咩呀?」511Please respect copyright.PENANAORaiVNjNdP
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「Sorry, 突然間覺得好肚餓添。」511Please respect copyright.PENANA6ep4piAhrS
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「…你可唔可以講吓衛生。」我細聲抱怨,雖然已經食飽。511Please respect copyright.PENANA0rlHrRMrMu
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「欸?你唔係話減肥嘅咩?做咩仲食意粉呀?」小悠食住佢嘅第二碟蛋包飯問。511Please respect copyright.PENANAaHbjXKE1ND
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「冇呀,我鍾意嗰個人話我而家啱啱好,所以我唔減喇。」511Please respect copyright.PENANAfpzO2BNRSA
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睇嚟我係咪應該逃離一下現場…511Please respect copyright.PENANAGSBtJ1rJef
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但係,好彩對面嘅係小悠,我非常之慶幸佢係一個(疑似)低能。511Please respect copyright.PENANALRTmu5hNcC
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因為佢只係笑一笑,然後講咗句:「咁咪好囉。」 511Please respect copyright.PENANAbvoHAxa1d2