我地將列出#禁忌行為嘅A3紙貼滿全屋每一個角落,包括廚房同埋廁所,防止有人偷偷犯禁。418Please respect copyright.PENANAVjwwghZJBU
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搞掂好之後,阿妹宣佈:「紙上列明嘅嘢將會喺聽日朝早八點生效,當日夜晚十二點結束,呢段時間以外乙方,即係小悠,可以自由活動,而甲方即係阿哥,不得提出任何異議,明白嘛?」418Please respect copyright.PENANAFn4KWUR3Zc
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「點解?!咁實際上咪得十六個鐘?」我抗議。418Please respect copyright.PENANA2aYV2EDxAx
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「考慮到雙方都需要休息,我覺得咁樣嘅安排會人性化啲。」阿妹解釋。418Please respect copyright.PENANAjByCKlAKJU
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「聽到未?阿帆真係冇人性。」小悠附和。418Please respect copyright.PENANA9bQlVOnuDA
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「…算。」418Please respect copyright.PENANAPNBljQ5paT
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之後,我地修生養息,以準備聽日嘅決戰。418Please respect copyright.PENANAY1ADLcZtnU
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原本諗住養足精神,等我可以喺小悠有咩風吹草動嘅時候就捉佢痛腳,但休比就好似睇穿我呢個想法一樣,全晚冇停過咁叫。418Please respect copyright.PENANA55pSsWcRWM
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於是,我同小悠就將休比嘅叫聲當成bgm,各自攤喺自己張床,喺等待入睡期間一邊傾計。418Please respect copyright.PENANAOEzmDWIPQh
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「…今日你同羅凱撒練跳高練成點?」我望住天花板問。418Please respect copyright.PENANA58VYnN0UzU
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「會長真係超犀利!教咗我好多跳高嘅心得!」418Please respect copyright.PENANAtew4Vo0jrj
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腦海忽然生成一幅幅粉紅濾鏡嘅畫面——418Please respect copyright.PENANAfv6jkTAhTk
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「唔係咁,等我身貼身咁指導一下你…」講完之後羅凱撒從後抱住小悠。418Please respect copyright.PENANAi4cvFYIkDt
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「跳高嘅秘訣就係…」羅凱撒喺小悠耳邊吹一口氣。418Please respect copyright.PENANA6OltnFPWJs
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「小悠,你真係跳得好好…過嚟等會長獎勵吓你…」羅凱撤對小悠作出摸頭殺。418Please respect copyright.PENANAJa0UYmk43B
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……418Please respect copyright.PENANAxRazOGunj2
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我究竟喺度諗咩…!!418Please respect copyright.PENANAsYRoBasF6y
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強行撥走奇怪想法之後,我問:「咁,你聽日放學會繼續搵羅凱撒?」418Please respect copyright.PENANAanCmDOAqDi
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「梗係啦!會長睇好我可以喺運動會拎金牌!」418Please respect copyright.PENANATaaBBS0FGL
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……。418Please respect copyright.PENANAcNychbBEwy
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為咗防止羅凱撒有所企圖,我堅持有人睇住小悠會好啲。418Please respect copyright.PENANAq9zzZDMgw4
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但我首先需要一個藉口。418Please respect copyright.PENANAjKPcpvTaod
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…咪住,我應該一早諗到!418Please respect copyright.PENANAovbVqdWe2w
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「聽日放學,我要跟埋你去。」我對小悠講。418Please respect copyright.PENANAs8HMteNGKJ
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「阿帆你又唔識跳高,跟埋去做咩呀?」418Please respect copyright.PENANAfCspHPUJOU
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我坐起身,拋出頭先諗到嘅藉口,同時都係事實:「你唔記得聽日你唔可以耍白痴?我唔跟埋去,你偷偷犯規點算?!」418Please respect copyright.PENANAJGW5NhKO9S
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「你又好似講得啱~好啦,為咗令你輸得心服口服,聽日嗰16個鐘你記得一眼都唔好離開我~」418Please respect copyright.PENANA6pPMgaUqne
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「嘰嘰嘰嘰!」休比嘅叫聲就好似附和緊小悠一樣。418Please respect copyright.PENANATIoOmsAtzg
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「話時話,你覺唔覺得休比返嚟之後好似成日喺度叫?」我指嘅係,喺赤城紫悅度返嚟之後。418Please respect copyright.PENANAJsvIEFcKSs
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「休比會唔會係發情期呢?」小悠維持躺著嘅狀態,將休比舉高。418Please respect copyright.PENANA5Xx96eMUIX
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「唔通,係時候幫休比搵返個女朋友?」418Please respect copyright.PENANAjNOvr5NNeI
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「嘰嘰嘰嘰!」418Please respect copyright.PENANAMJbb2HzTmz
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「你隻死仔,一聽到有女即刻狂叫…」418Please respect copyright.PENANAFg8NVrTsR5
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「如果阿帆真係幫休比搵到女朋友,休比一定會變返以前咁鐘意你!」418Please respect copyright.PENANAwDBW17KLd0
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「…我到而家都唔知休比做咩無啦啦唔睬我,」咪住,而家間房黑媽媽,或者會成功——「小悠,不如我再試吓…?」418Please respect copyright.PENANAQwIK0IuINq
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「隨便~」418Please respect copyright.PENANAndzQCbrm6m
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我深呼吸一口:「…休比過嚟!」418Please respect copyright.PENANA8BKO92yEWh
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……。418Please respect copyright.PENANA1CC7IZZb6Q
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「哈哈,睇嚟阿帆要再努力啲先得,係咪呀休比~」418Please respect copyright.PENANAcb0ALj6rbJ
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…同休比修補關係嘅第n次試驗——失敗。418Please respect copyright.PENANAy0yD5mpG7Z
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