每隊有十分鐘時間講自己嘅政綱,之後就可以開始自由挑機(提出質疑)。401Please respect copyright.PENANAmXuRMvKNmS
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由唐夕嵐佢地開始先。401Please respect copyright.PENANAqZxRuPquSe
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唐夕嵐打開份政綱,開啟好假的初中生mode,連珠發炮講晒出嚟,內容好正路,都係啲乜鬼野文具雨具借用服務、買嘢有優惠。401Please respect copyright.PENANA8kQXSwQkay
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佢地用咗十一分鐘先講完,全部學生會成員對佢地投以讚賞眼神。401Please respect copyright.PENANAAc5pP1yUqf
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到我地。401Please respect copyright.PENANAuQycMdfKPk
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我望住自己嗰幾張尋晚臨急臨忙砌出嚟嘅政綱,將有史以嚟最強勁嘅鳩噏mode開行。401Please respect copyright.PENANAhuyhEAgarF
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「…以上就係我構思嘅政綱。」幾經辛苦終於噏咗5分鐘,之後交俾小悠。401Please respect copyright.PENANAfIprRJ98dL
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我向佢打眼色,示意佢開始講。401Please respect copyright.PENANAYcqEQLTWo0
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點知佢有啲愕然。(我希望,只係我睇錯…)401Please respect copyright.PENANAuxpC1NENg5
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然後,佢開口,讀出呢幾日我聽到耳仔生繭嘅兩句說話。401Please respect copyright.PENANAeQIQ8g7SB1
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第一,將炸豬扒丼引入小食部。401Please respect copyright.PENANAU352XrhpaQ
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第二,將鐘聲變成團子大家族。401Please respect copyright.PENANA18VMB54xdR
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完。401Please respect copyright.PENANAYLDv0gmqkb
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我喺心入面計,佢只不過講咗十八秒。401Please respect copyright.PENANA8ZwlC4iDBB
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連羅凱撒都好似想恥笑我地咁款嘴角戚戚吓,典型想笑又要忍嘅樣。401Please respect copyright.PENANAoCKmnqfzYU
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至於佢隔離嘅許正峰同駱以雪就一個偷偷掩住個嘴笑,一個看似冇笑,但對眼已經發出恥笑嘅訊息。401Please respect copyright.PENANAN1YbjvKgrp
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「…我屌。」我輕嘆一聲,隔離坐著個豬隊友,跟住落嚟我一定好L難捱…401Please respect copyright.PENANArQq1MAhnJU
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然後,初中組佢地開始挑機。401Please respect copyright.PENANAkWPr4epT7Z
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杜朋也chok咗把好假的肥仔聲線:「關於剛才將炸豬扒丼引入小食部嘅政策,有幾點疑問想提出:首先係定價問題,坊間具質素嘅炸豬扒丼價錢一般由60蚊起跳,但呢個未必係一般中學生負擔到嘅金額,請問你會唔會同小食部就炸豬扒丼嘅售價進行磋商呢?另外第二點就係有關營養嘅問題,近年學校都鼓吹健康飲食嘅風氣,如果喺小食部引入炸豬扒丼,擔唔擔心會對學生整體健康水平構成風險呢?唔該。」401Please respect copyright.PENANAHfZV8D6WIu
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羅凱撒佢地嘅視線又回到小悠身上。401Please respect copyright.PENANAKRgCTqXoT9
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「唔…er…」er咗幾秒,小悠都未講到野。401Please respect copyright.PENANA6OXFCGifG0
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唔使望都知佢而家肯定一額汗。401Please respect copyright.PENANAJopxiYT4jE
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…等我以神嘅姿態降臨拯救吓佢啦。401Please respect copyright.PENANAra5rqKlKiU
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我一路諗一路講:「回應返頭先幾點:第一關於價格嗰度…」401Please respect copyright.PENANA5Nwy0x5lwd
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我第二次將鳩噏mode開盡,應該講得唔差,我諗。401Please respect copyright.PENANAmbLyVnogkT
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之後,我乘機反客為主:「反而係頭先你地講到試後活動嗰點,我有少少嘢想問,就係…」401Please respect copyright.PENANAYsz8ZPIvDY
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今次應機嘅係唐夕嵐,佢不慌不忙地將我提出嘅質疑逐一擊破,連羅凱撒都拍咗幾吓手掌。401Please respect copyright.PENANAzl7ieJjxml
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嘖,果然唔可以睇小天才初中生…401Please respect copyright.PENANAeQK7oFiM7w
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就係咁過咗幾輪,我地(除咗小悠之外)都開始進入狀態,睇嚟呢場辯論會鬥得難分難解。401Please respect copyright.PENANAy4N6KRr3nq
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