一左一右，一黑一白，容貌相似的兩位男子，出現在這喜氣洋洋的夢裡...43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡax6MewoAdj
「鬼瑪醫」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlyZ4evqUi0
「鬼邪業」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ryEOeIyy8
「上台一鞠躬~」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZFJXfzDYJm
『?』43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkZpYm4MXaE
「瑪醫，這不是相聲...」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Xq3k2AslU
黑衣男子率先在開場完後開口了，儘管這不是相聲43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHhMkgdOSYI
「疑?不是嗎?」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLKMwwQnMnX
「不是」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7zerLAK8Gi
白衣男子左右一瞥，看這布滿紅春聯的臺子，並不認同鬼邪業的話43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSzEI6b8o20
「可這台子不就是給相聲用的嗎?」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE770qFh8TU
「不...」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcOf74NVU9M
「可...我都拿到劇本了...」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbYH7eNiUFN
『??』43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4DyqkvqViZ
鬼瑪醫從袖子裡抽出一卷書，很明顯還有些泛黃43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoNMFIjvXzT
「那是從哪裡來的?」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ05C25VUIO
「我袖子裡呀」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQTIrQxXbDg
「不...誰給你的?」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvbwwJUkTez
「瑪玲呀」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSjJTOBxFJH
「放多久了?」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa8LXkCRoyV
「嗯...」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO0juNqtWN1
鬼瑪醫拿起"書"左看看、右瞧瞧，似真一副認真研究的模樣43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsvrPB5FNkl
「嗯...大約...公元3000年前吧!」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0P6aMEScP6
「喔...等等，當時還沒有"紙"吧...」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUcw1gsdiSY
「沒嗎?」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxYxClS8mda
「沒吧」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgzdkMALS35
...43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtt6iELFR6e
「邪業知道我說的是哪個時候嗎?」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡukkmOcI74x
「不知」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPn1u6xlG6I
「元朝3000年」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO1Q78SZJti
「元朝?」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTBc21sdbGW
「是的」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG95n1u0vHx
「瑪醫，你在人間歷史肯定會被當掉」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5GxEnZbpX7
「為何?」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg0un3EEHG5
「就算我不會去讀書也知道元朝沒那麼長」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgmryGJYgZK
「邪業...此元朝非彼元朝，你又可知我說的是何者?」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa0ftKd3r7X
『?』43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAWV0g6OC0j
「是地獄元年的名稱，被稱為"元朝"」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHbfo7tM2oH
...43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKgnejrc0eP
乎有冷風從旁吹來，儘管夢中沒有風，鬼邪業感知不到"溫度"，但鬼邪業還是覺得有些許涼意43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8aZEpdmvrb
「瑪醫，作者型的冷笑話一般人聽不懂的」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqZadUvunZI
「好吧...那不如換個話題吧!」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwriHh9Thwz
「可」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZgfqWaHQVV
......43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0aWettF88c
「不是，瑪醫，說話呀!」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHlM1qHYNmv
「不是邪業要先開始嗎?」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlTefTfgsYg
「為何?」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxRcozfxyqA
「因為大家都說你很可愛呀，我就是個傻白甜」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVAPBz6QLe6
「誰說的?」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCt5BcfcG4b
「哪一句?」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5o9yUJQ09M
「後面那句」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡio6ur028n7
「嗯...一些"人"」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQK1789uoez
「我去宰了他」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKOJGo2Zsyl
雖然邪業也認為鬼瑪醫有點傻，不過他還是會去解決那些人，就算再傻，也只有他能這麼想!43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSTVS6w1qb3
「好，帶上這瓶硫酸去吧」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ZvFALwXv6
『?』43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ32YjOPFYnm
「瑪醫!你OOC了!你怎麼了?」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoZByOZ3KAy
「因為有人說我就如黑心的白蓮花一般，雖然不太懂，不過我不喜歡」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡraMp6rRedW
...43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBciCMBpdwi
「所以想試試看這樣會如何?」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ZWMzCOknR
...瑪醫，你這就是真的黑心白蓮了啊...43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡweo1WDWPmw
「瑪醫，你原本就很好了」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHliZy1lsSp
「是嗎?」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwEm51bRSy5
「是」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9eGXjiafH6
「瑪醫，你可信我?」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLdc30gLUsO
「當然，不過...什麼?」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOCD9WukNVx
「你信不信就算我不說話，你也能講完?」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMLD2dZyECm
「怎麼就直接換話題了?」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuayApo415c
「沒辦法，作者說拖太久了」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTM9O5blDlu
「诶?」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyoBvoCGyW8
「邪業?邪業!」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtno5mzDM3j
一轉眼鬼邪業已消失在一旁，獨留鬼瑪醫在台上，也不知去哪裡了，唯一能確定的是他還在這夢境之中43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6z7f8HZkMF
「啊...不見了呢」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL6eQm3agVb
「不過沒關係，廢話了許久，也該是要結束了」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHXppDSE18F
「今日在這裡其實是受到作者委託，向大家到聲恭喜的」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMdzKecb4A1
「之前也有向作者的朋友祝他生日快樂，不過作者很懶，都過了快四個月，還沒打完」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwGow73gIPH
「現在過年，只好先來這邊了」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHHFsUEyt2p
「反正作者一定會在奇怪的時間發布，那便先祝福各位了」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOO5alRTSPP
「願大家能夠和家人團圓，不一定要吃年夜飯，但一定要能見個面」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhho7eKg4NA
「若是遠在外地，也請告訴家人朋友，祝他們新年快樂」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRRy6rb2HsD
「願新的一年能有新的好的開始，也願快結束的一年不要留下遺憾」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlNarUvDZk1
拍手聲從角落響起，換成紅衣的鬼邪業走了出來，停在離鬼瑪依約三步距離43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ89P37E4OWK
一個響指，鬼瑪醫身上的衣服也瞬間成了紅色43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhplXxKBszG
「邪業呀，沒有人像你這樣還沒說完就拍手的」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡorE2gDqjkt
「無妨，反正我不是人」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwdACP5IRp5
「罷了，邪業，來祝大家新年吧」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvburp9QSJ0
左右抱拳，面向著看不見盡頭的前方祝福43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6TO6v7MONP
「鬼瑪醫」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJwh8Hbs5GY
「鬼邪業」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4U7vWtwy1P
【祝大家新年快樂，兔年行大運!】43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9VAVy4nvxA
「下台一鞠躬~」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvZflVljMFF
「瑪醫!這不是相聲呀!」
43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8AtyCj8BtU
*AI繪圖，手日常的不正常
作者:原本想弄新年賀圖，但看起來像聖誕節
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