一左一右，一黑一白，容貌相似的兩位男子，出現在這喜氣洋洋的夢裡...57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCGxTe58VYK
「鬼瑪醫」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlUSPI6uqIm
「鬼邪業」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡylnCI5bddW
「上台一鞠躬~」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj8QKBE2UJm
『?』57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7gTdYZznFc
「瑪醫，這不是相聲...」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgBKOryNeGr
黑衣男子率先在開場完後開口了，儘管這不是相聲57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlbDxdTEokH
「疑?不是嗎?」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYt9ZbfSuI1
「不是」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhnE0PQCEqA
白衣男子左右一瞥，看這布滿紅春聯的臺子，並不認同鬼邪業的話57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy0Ue9jTjFW
「可這台子不就是給相聲用的嗎?」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuP6LARVCAI
「不...」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Uym86urC2
「可...我都拿到劇本了...」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡycqklm2wtw
『??』57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrDY5uVllUg
鬼瑪醫從袖子裡抽出一卷書，很明顯還有些泛黃57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnpSA7aVqCK
「那是從哪裡來的?」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUEMliJshXE
「我袖子裡呀」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8vyAayMsiV
「不...誰給你的?」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJMnVKOk0kF
「瑪玲呀」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5o5VhEAfvJ
「放多久了?」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzxxpnUzWLp
「嗯...」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡorBD81HyCc
鬼瑪醫拿起"書"左看看、右瞧瞧，似真一副認真研究的模樣57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPPD2ymaX7E
「嗯...大約...公元3000年前吧!」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSjrE2QlkHi
「喔...等等，當時還沒有"紙"吧...」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIhxQlcAyTc
「沒嗎?」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ATfMHgdzC
「沒吧」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6nVTpRZHBQ
...57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFtmk7DsyKa
「邪業知道我說的是哪個時候嗎?」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwxCAQxGGNv
「不知」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBIwGTWSkRq
「元朝3000年」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ89KIh7deDx
「元朝?」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuKrWTErILt
「是的」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOKHR6Ds6gd
「瑪醫，你在人間歷史肯定會被當掉」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ8lNzMOp0s
「為何?」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOdViRlIVK4
「就算我不會去讀書也知道元朝沒那麼長」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmqwI8N18xY
「邪業...此元朝非彼元朝，你又可知我說的是何者?」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5XNk1bErUa
『?』57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMj3G8biy07
「是地獄元年的名稱，被稱為"元朝"」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuVl8QobMjM
...57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuf8ziHmBbW
乎有冷風從旁吹來，儘管夢中沒有風，鬼邪業感知不到"溫度"，但鬼邪業還是覺得有些許涼意57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ910YQtA4jn
「瑪醫，作者型的冷笑話一般人聽不懂的」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKEL9zPWMOu
「好吧...那不如換個話題吧!」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvifQZdutHG
「可」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPjWcrvytvl
......57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZtyQ1X3qJj
「不是，瑪醫，說話呀!」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ETUhfwT4y
「不是邪業要先開始嗎?」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiQIiumXl1B
「為何?」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡug1XnEWFi2
「因為大家都說你很可愛呀，我就是個傻白甜」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMViMMb32Fe
「誰說的?」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgaQ3jGRlJt
「哪一句?」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlRg5FsEUix
「後面那句」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡij0NV4jIuA
「嗯...一些"人"」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0euIFW1Avf
「我去宰了他」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBHW9ivYL4U
雖然邪業也認為鬼瑪醫有點傻，不過他還是會去解決那些人，就算再傻，也只有他能這麼想!57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡacsjJf5gsJ
「好，帶上這瓶硫酸去吧」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUcf1v6m2hH
『?』57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKpJluEUASS
「瑪醫!你OOC了!你怎麼了?」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRRrs9dOS9k
「因為有人說我就如黑心的白蓮花一般，雖然不太懂，不過我不喜歡」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8gxtLTfw0w
...57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1b3tcQtHuu
「所以想試試看這樣會如何?」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT59W9FnrE3
...瑪醫，你這就是真的黑心白蓮了啊...57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLtovox6Lev
「瑪醫，你原本就很好了」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDsEFXpVQ3N
「是嗎?」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmIc58ebXTl
「是」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh6b4QlnOes
「瑪醫，你可信我?」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd6QY010Pvg
「當然，不過...什麼?」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrpdE7qS9Ea
「你信不信就算我不說話，你也能講完?」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwPRW91OpLM
「怎麼就直接換話題了?」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqTU5Vrabgu
「沒辦法，作者說拖太久了」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl6lQSRiuFQ
「诶?」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSW9RleI9i7
「邪業?邪業!」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWBMu0Jwvrw
一轉眼鬼邪業已消失在一旁，獨留鬼瑪醫在台上，也不知去哪裡了，唯一能確定的是他還在這夢境之中57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Jd1Dlcuuh
「啊...不見了呢」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLbgkZzJsVl
「不過沒關係，廢話了許久，也該是要結束了」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJxGPWoq6gr
「今日在這裡其實是受到作者委託，向大家到聲恭喜的」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwkb0nhAvXx
「之前也有向作者的朋友祝他生日快樂，不過作者很懶，都過了快四個月，還沒打完」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLPd4sN0bGf
「現在過年，只好先來這邊了」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLBly8klZRJ
「反正作者一定會在奇怪的時間發布，那便先祝福各位了」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqv5tbN4xFh
「願大家能夠和家人團圓，不一定要吃年夜飯，但一定要能見個面」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡadiqCD0ZfX
「若是遠在外地，也請告訴家人朋友，祝他們新年快樂」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBLWW8NPHeV
「願新的一年能有新的好的開始，也願快結束的一年不要留下遺憾」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM5awrXABxR
拍手聲從角落響起，換成紅衣的鬼邪業走了出來，停在離鬼瑪依約三步距離57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn7tywxe90q
一個響指，鬼瑪醫身上的衣服也瞬間成了紅色57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡidJldTjbTL
「邪業呀，沒有人像你這樣還沒說完就拍手的」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk8OADRTuwx
「無妨，反正我不是人」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZXwEqPtkxr
「罷了，邪業，來祝大家新年吧」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ50KPZpFZSw
左右抱拳，面向著看不見盡頭的前方祝福57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdZqZDHNn2h
「鬼瑪醫」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKT7GeiLR1f
「鬼邪業」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpwO0YURTbT
【祝大家新年快樂，兔年行大運!】57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgBLITNOVBU
「下台一鞠躬~」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkuERSVyJMh
「瑪醫!這不是相聲呀!」
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfU6KeUtdta
*AI繪圖，手日常的不正常
作者:原本想弄新年賀圖，但看起來像聖誕節
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