一左一右，一黑一白，容貌相似的兩位男子，出現在這喜氣洋洋的夢裡...47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpIq2UECPbF
「鬼瑪醫」47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrbzMcCkziw
「鬼邪業」47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8UZNLNQcUK
「上台一鞠躬~」47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa4V1vODjSe
『?』47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTAQ1nx25p7
「瑪醫，這不是相聲...」47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfmCyFFhkXg
黑衣男子率先在開場完後開口了，儘管這不是相聲47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiodQZWrdqJ
「疑?不是嗎?」47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEGu1OamUaH
「不是」47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw9adK6SKWl
白衣男子左右一瞥，看這布滿紅春聯的臺子，並不認同鬼邪業的話47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4e4M0XFMdx
「可這台子不就是給相聲用的嗎?」47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR4G3jBQpDS
「不...」47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFikFysnmkK
「可...我都拿到劇本了...」47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQqi57pM7TE
『??』47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxXH16JdwYy
鬼瑪醫從袖子裡抽出一卷書，很明顯還有些泛黃47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrOgR5Elz0r
「那是從哪裡來的?」47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ64enz3EXjV
「我袖子裡呀」47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1j7F2zGkFv
「不...誰給你的?」47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO6Uiwy7Xi8
「瑪玲呀」47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpf0eQi7GXV
「放多久了?」47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkKA2VXf98z
「嗯...」47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡchI90U0NTJ
鬼瑪醫拿起"書"左看看、右瞧瞧，似真一副認真研究的模樣47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgq11FbeXeP
「嗯...大約...公元3000年前吧!」47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjXFWliMATh
「喔...等等，當時還沒有"紙"吧...」47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0PAW8vY0Ts
「沒嗎?」47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1802lY5v5V
「沒吧」47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPSIBddAuLb
...47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV1fHUSQSgR
「邪業知道我說的是哪個時候嗎?」47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgAxrVfufx3
「不知」47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRXDadLkTIo
「元朝3000年」47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPiEOb6EZPm
「元朝?」47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7hf9BILvMo
「是的」47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKmlq2m5Ab2
「瑪醫，你在人間歷史肯定會被當掉」47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIEulX8sEMw
「為何?」47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTEaDByyDXi
「就算我不會去讀書也知道元朝沒那麼長」47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj86HZNpye0
「邪業...此元朝非彼元朝，你又可知我說的是何者?」47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUvxoze8rhQ
『?』47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Lai7FNNvv
「是地獄元年的名稱，被稱為"元朝"」47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBqwiBUXxBV
...47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnwk5Gzz0hh
乎有冷風從旁吹來，儘管夢中沒有風，鬼邪業感知不到"溫度"，但鬼邪業還是覺得有些許涼意47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXlslHentb7
「瑪醫，作者型的冷笑話一般人聽不懂的」47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoz2j6WBgjP
「好吧...那不如換個話題吧!」47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2eBob0TvIv
「可」47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRH7CQeryD1
......47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiZOrZmdnxE
「不是，瑪醫，說話呀!」47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9d3BWrLsqg
「不是邪業要先開始嗎?」47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ30wGRjEXUg
「為何?」47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwRzx2RPb4O
「因為大家都說你很可愛呀，我就是個傻白甜」47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ7hYPXAMJq
「誰說的?」47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHad27nEaAf
「哪一句?」47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtx1uPN06eX
「後面那句」47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLWToBXFprW
「嗯...一些"人"」47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA1jZG3kxUr
「我去宰了他」47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTVZdHMPeXC
雖然邪業也認為鬼瑪醫有點傻，不過他還是會去解決那些人，就算再傻，也只有他能這麼想!47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaUS9zRxsKg
「好，帶上這瓶硫酸去吧」47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsFz90MgGwx
『?』47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGOj3XCq13q
「瑪醫!你OOC了!你怎麼了?」47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8lvol3b455
「因為有人說我就如黑心的白蓮花一般，雖然不太懂，不過我不喜歡」47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhIJxRgxqz5
...47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUT7rsswhaK
「所以想試試看這樣會如何?」47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsrkuz2ZMhn
...瑪醫，你這就是真的黑心白蓮了啊...47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡESEw66e3DP
「瑪醫，你原本就很好了」47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPSyP2N38Gf
「是嗎?」47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMeLUhu6u9u
「是」47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCN7SctnCmO
「瑪醫，你可信我?」47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiJgJftAeBB
「當然，不過...什麼?」47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDMysQNZHjd
「你信不信就算我不說話，你也能講完?」47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXgESN3gVns
「怎麼就直接換話題了?」47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAUpaa7I70K
「沒辦法，作者說拖太久了」47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOC6twfoo3I
「诶?」47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrfMpfzVk66
「邪業?邪業!」47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡykRWt237dX
一轉眼鬼邪業已消失在一旁，獨留鬼瑪醫在台上，也不知去哪裡了，唯一能確定的是他還在這夢境之中47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXSnLvhxcGj
「啊...不見了呢」47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFETgUCin3m
「不過沒關係，廢話了許久，也該是要結束了」47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVXGr7jleZ7
「今日在這裡其實是受到作者委託，向大家到聲恭喜的」47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwYg1ej8uzF
「之前也有向作者的朋友祝他生日快樂，不過作者很懶，都過了快四個月，還沒打完」47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR2P34fzvGk
「現在過年，只好先來這邊了」47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoFzhpmhwFk
「反正作者一定會在奇怪的時間發布，那便先祝福各位了」47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhIrfMZ88wm
「願大家能夠和家人團圓，不一定要吃年夜飯，但一定要能見個面」47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUNjAo9tqjQ
「若是遠在外地，也請告訴家人朋友，祝他們新年快樂」47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvnvStyVOHK
「願新的一年能有新的好的開始，也願快結束的一年不要留下遺憾」47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyPzWdVF2BY
拍手聲從角落響起，換成紅衣的鬼邪業走了出來，停在離鬼瑪依約三步距離47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3RfKdogFsf
一個響指，鬼瑪醫身上的衣服也瞬間成了紅色47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2GKKR3NLz7
「邪業呀，沒有人像你這樣還沒說完就拍手的」47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSD4xapwxt3
「無妨，反正我不是人」47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQPHKlmzq9I
「罷了，邪業，來祝大家新年吧」47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRLNdOSXxhg
左右抱拳，面向著看不見盡頭的前方祝福47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyJbIg0uQW3
「鬼瑪醫」47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPdJxSnNSK4
「鬼邪業」47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCzwGBUwAA0
【祝大家新年快樂，兔年行大運!】47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI9EWgiLWqa
「下台一鞠躬~」47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg5KpQAoJCh
「瑪醫!這不是相聲呀!」
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*AI繪圖，手日常的不正常
作者:原本想弄新年賀圖，但看起來像聖誕節
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