雨林中,煙霧瀰漫,這是剛剛有個世界第一傭兵在這裡與人進行過交戰的痕跡。549Please respect copyright.PENANAfDSmegAcjB
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但是有個黑髮、綠眼的少年就大喇喇地坐在煙霧旁,毫無節制也不帶警戒地大口吃著手中的三明治,旁邊的水也是不管三七二十一的灌入口中,彷彿實驗中所謂的一餐食物限制量以及眾人的彼此屠殺對他不是一回事。549Please respect copyright.PENANA2q8W0C6jQM
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不過也確實是這麼一回事,他身旁還有兩個裝著食物的箱子,而且在視野不那麼清楚的情況下,沒有什麼人敢靠近這裡。549Please respect copyright.PENANAXKDl1OkV4o
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吃飽喝足之後,他滿足的舔了一下手指。549Please respect copyright.PENANAtTjSexTxn6
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接著他雙手一合,接著緩慢地打開,一個耳罩式耳機就這樣出現在他的手上。549Please respect copyright.PENANAMu08VDQe5x
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不過這個耳機沒有用來連接電子設備的線。549Please respect copyright.PENANA8Sd3AuEqZr
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少年還以為自己看錯了,將耳機上下左右翻了一下,期待能找到些什麼隱藏的線之類的,不過看起來的確是沒有,就是一個很普通的耳機,「嗯……這東西到底能拿來幹嘛?」少年半信半疑地自言自語,思考了半晌,還是將耳機戴了起來。549Please respect copyright.PENANA9J5Pdoq5QM
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什麼事情都沒有發生,嗯、自己到底在期待些什麼呢?549Please respect copyright.PENANAjgXcq8iR3X
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少年現在覺得自己像個笨蛋,嘆了口氣,他隨意地按起了手上的手錶。549Please respect copyright.PENANAqdJUXGJeUG
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「總該要有撥放音樂的功能之類吧……」不滿的嘟噥著,難道自己運氣差到被莫名其妙抓來這裡,還什麼幫助都不給嗎?549Please respect copyright.PENANAA7fYogxTGS
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手錶聽到了少年的嘟噥後,自動切換到了一串音樂撥放清單,還非常的國際化,英文、韓文、日文、中文歌曲一應俱全,不只是國際化,少年瞇起了眼,這些歌根本就是為他量身打造的撥放清單。549Please respect copyright.PENANAgpPdZrrgMC
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嗯……就這首吧,少年按下了清單中的「愛言葉Ⅲ」,耳機立刻傳出了熟悉的音樂聲,他跟著節奏搖頭晃腦了起來。549Please respect copyright.PENANAKQ4HK4EGX6
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不過這樣還是什麼都沒解決啊!549Please respect copyright.PENANA63g7F1k31c
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少年咬起了自己的拇指關節,說起來自己到底為什麼非得要參加這場沒有意義的實驗嘛!549Please respect copyright.PENANAdbfQRNI65H
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少年的名字、或者該說代號。549Please respect copyright.PENANA47VsG64vNu
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魂。549Please respect copyright.PENANA4SBcrG0Pk6
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刺客。549Please respect copyright.PENANAME5Ff7PXWX
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刺客家族「迪爾」俄羅斯分部目前公認最有潛力的新人。549Please respect copyright.PENANAZb6O7iLJI1
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他本人有這種認知,但他卻沒有這種責任。549Please respect copyright.PENANAvCoe5NOqCN
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所有的委託,能躲則躲、能閃則閃。549Please respect copyright.PENANAalejpleTJd
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把20歲的身體活出了80歲的思考,讓很多人對他感到有些許失望。549Please respect copyright.PENANA9xzbmkfamE
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不過對他本來來說一點都不重要,他只要能活著看到下禮拜的新番就覺得自己的人生功德圓滿了,整天被迫要殺這個人殺那個人的生活,其實他是很厭煩的。549Please respect copyright.PENANAJYGY1ULSSo
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但也沒辦法,誰叫自己還是個棄嬰的時候就被什麼狗屁刺客家族撿走了。549Please respect copyright.PENANA35vWkhcbcy
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說起來自己當時明明就好不容易推掉了一個要給自己的委託,準備好了夠自己喝一個下午的熱可可和洋芋片,打算要把自己剛買的小說給一口氣給看完的;就這樣子自己不去找事,事情都會找上自己,真是倒了八輩子的楣了。549Please respect copyright.PENANANQo7oZ4S44
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突然跑出來一個可愛的小蘿莉,然後自己毫無招架之力的綁架走了,還真是有夠漫畫般的詭異劇情。549Please respect copyright.PENANAD7uEgj0Yvj
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「臭手錶,能幫我搜尋一下這附近還有人嗎?」想起當時的情景,魂沒好氣的命令手錶。549Please respect copyright.PENANAKwEeeUKO37
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音樂聲軋然而止,取而代之的是腳步聲,以及手錶上顯示7點鐘方向的情報。549Please respect copyright.PENANAMSjyUZYoaT
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嘆了口氣,魂還是往手錶提示的方向走去。549Please respect copyright.PENANAUz0c1RNWPj
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是說幹嘛把音樂關掉啊……腳步聲難道我還會聽不到嗎?549Please respect copyright.PENANAmYhBix0Eao
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魂這麼想著就要把耳機給摘下的時候,剛剛被暫停的音樂又開始繼續撥放起來。549Please respect copyright.PENANAo0Wj2H1dCO
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魂挑眉,挺有趣的嘛這手錶,要是有機會的話帶離開這裡當玩具玩也不錯。549Please respect copyright.PENANAZVO6xp40h0
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那麼,附近的那個人是誰呢?是個可愛的JK就好囉,畢竟要跟一個人一起相處六個小時,如果是渾身散發臭味的大叔的話,自己可能不用被炸死,臭都被臭死了。549Please respect copyright.PENANAyM3CUDkGei
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就在魂沉浸在幻想的時候,他聽到了一聲非常、非常沉悶的撞擊聲。549Please respect copyright.PENANAj6kifm8Nly
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隨後,他身旁的樹倒了。549Please respect copyright.PENANAhXXvITeqR6
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揚起了滿地的砂石。549Please respect copyright.PENANA5NENwQkTKq
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「啥?」549Please respect copyright.PENANAL0gK4Tfayy
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對方沒給魂太多驚訝的時間。549Please respect copyright.PENANAlXHKo3N8Xc
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第二棵樹接著倒了。549Please respect copyright.PENANAVt8LfQCV46
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這次的樹更大棵,越來越多的塵土飛揚了。549Please respect copyright.PENANAxUtXhYAEDd
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什麼啊這是?對方該不會是什麼強他媽的奇怪人物吧,拜託別像剛剛的巴夏一樣,是個不能溝通的怪咖啊。549Please respect copyright.PENANAJ93saRlJzU
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拜託是個正常人啊,魂在心裡默默祈禱這看起來不太可能成真的願望,從口袋掏出了一根針。549Please respect copyright.PENANAVQwWHWRzo5
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說起來為什麼身上只有針啊……自己那個房間明明就一狗票的武器,只留給自己幾根針能幹嘛……549Please respect copyright.PENANArj05Lqy1rX
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就在魂胡思亂想的期間,又一棵樹倒了。549Please respect copyright.PENANAwatQILn7eE
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魂閉起眼睛,把自己的衣領拉到臉上,他可不想吃到這些灰塵,而且這糟糕的空氣肯定會害他過敏;另一隻手搔搔頭,地球會溫室效應都是看不到的這傢伙害的吧。549Please respect copyright.PENANAU2RN9A0LH3
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不過魂也同時發現了,這附近能用來遮擋自己身影的障礙物,已經全部沒了,「你是誰啊?」對方的聲音蓋過了音樂的聲音傳進他耳裡,是個有點嗲但算得上好聽的女聲,說的,還是魂很熟悉的語言之一──日文。549Please respect copyright.PENANAdaJfgwfHqg
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不過、那啥,我覺得妳應該要先報出自己的身分吧?一般來說哪有人這樣打招呼的,把樹都弄倒了耶?549Please respect copyright.PENANAH9X77tmXQH
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「三──」對方見魂沒有回答,數出了這個數字。549Please respect copyright.PENANAijJMmHIBzO
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這個妹子腦袋有問題啊!549Please respect copyright.PENANAjsDMoi7LZ1
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「等等等等等!我說!第一次見面沒人會這樣做的吧?妳好歹讓我看到妳本人啊!還有別再弄倒這些樹啦!妳是想吸引多少人過來這裡啊?」魂趕緊大喊來阻止對方的倒數。549Please respect copyright.PENANAZamuHvX5sC
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「嗯──是喔,我好像確實不應該這麼做,樹好像挺可憐的。」對方用著嗲嗲的聲音回答。549Please respect copyright.PENANAclFSNCDWt8
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不不不、這傢伙肯定是在裝傻吧?用這種聲音裝傻是犯規吧?還有這就是日本的吐槽文化?這時候不吐槽是不是不對?549Please respect copyright.PENANAN2ejFgYk63
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「我覺得我也挺可憐的啊!」魂還是忍不住吐槽了。549Please respect copyright.PENANAg8L3Q8nq7Z
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「因為我覺得你一定不會死嘛。」對方笑了笑,笑聲確實還是挺好聽的,但是在魂的耳裡聽來卻像是惡魔詭計得逞的邪笑。549Please respect copyright.PENANAIKtnTVb56c
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「呃、大嬸,我怎麼覺得妳怎麼就是想弄死我啊?」一點禮貌都沒有的魂把剛才用來遮擋砂石的手對空揮了兩下,好把飛到臉上的沙土給揮開。549Please respect copyright.PENANA8XNTWhsAj3
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塵土逐漸散去,而來人的身影也逐漸清晰。549Please respect copyright.PENANAMouvuLYvg4
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「你……剛剛說啥來著?」對方的聲音雖然還是嗲,不過聽起來好像有點不悅?549Please respect copyright.PENANAMaYZ7OgFrD
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不過不擅長讀空氣的魂絲毫沒注意到自己剛剛那番話有什麼錯誤,「啥?想弄死我?」549Please respect copyright.PENANAxCubiTvmcZ
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塵土與煙霧一同散去,一個穿著高中制服的女生站在魂面前。549Please respect copyright.PENANAJnTz2SsF9k
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如果這是漫畫的話,那個女生頭上肯定會有生氣的符號,不過魂貌似完全沒有注意到對方滿溢的怒氣就是了。549Please respect copyright.PENANAnHlihJzhN1
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哇……真的是JK耶,一頭金色捲髮,紫色的雙瞳,雖然很大的可能是戴隱眼,但是眼睛超大的,看起來很漂亮,不過與之相對的是胸部並沒有很大就是了……549Please respect copyright.PENANAc1tCUBrC2j
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魂低頭看了自己的手錶,難道這手錶真的會讀我的心,所以天降了一個JK送我嗎?549Please respect copyright.PENANA3WiuzGEeHF
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不過魂還來不及開心,眼前的JK已經氣勢洶洶的將自己的拳頭舉在胸前,滿臉微笑的朝自己走來了。549Please respect copyright.PENANAcoHFxqzU6w
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不太對,這氣氛好怪,為什麼我感覺她這拳下來我可能會死啊?549Please respect copyright.PENANA3WQrKOsYHM
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魂把自己的雙手舉了起來,「呃、那個──有話好ㄏ……」549Please respect copyright.PENANAUtup8jynHK
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轟!549Please respect copyright.PENANAd5qTh7t44w
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強烈的風壓聲刺得魂耳鳴大作。549Please respect copyright.PENANAMMiDOGkShF
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JK的拳頭揮在了魂的右耳旁,剛剛超強的拳勁嚇得他冒了一滴冷汗。549Please respect copyright.PENANAqISUAz21p5
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隨後JK一掌拍在了魂的肩膀上,用了好聽的聲音開口:「以後記得不要隨便把人叫老,例如大嬸之類的。」549Please respect copyright.PENANAMXrjFVjL4Y
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「呃、那個、好喔。」魂不知道要回答什麼,只能這樣子說,女生都這麼恐怖的嗎我的天!549Please respect copyright.PENANAwZ1mbM11qg
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「自我介紹一下?」JK把手收回,在嚇壞了的魂臉前打了個響指。549Please respect copyright.PENANAxLo2zmwio3
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魂愣了一下,才指著自己,「我先?」549Please respect copyright.PENANAR3Xiwe3RpW
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JK歪了歪頭,臉上掛著跟剛剛走來一樣的微笑,「不然是我先嗎?」549Please respect copyright.PENANArvPgsmjLWw
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「呃、Lady first?」魂的腦袋突然跑出了這個玩笑,事實上其實他也不太會聊天,畢竟家裡面教的都是怎麼殺人,所以他脫口而出了這句之前自己在小說上看到的一句對話。549Please respect copyright.PENANAJ1mUmpt2iy
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「這麼想知道本小姐的名字啊?是不是被我給迷上了?」549Please respect copyright.PENANA7xlIrCLmY9
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魂趕緊搖搖頭,「不那啥、我只是看小說看到的。」耿直的魂想都沒想就直接回答。549Please respect copyright.PENANAhgPjGkw7pU
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「噗、你這個人不會是那種整天看小說漫畫維生的人吧?」JK忍不住笑了出來,眼前的這個少年挺有趣的嘛,居然會直接承認自己的撩妹段子是小說看到的。549Please respect copyright.PENANAOFDQmz3e3l
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「……是又怎麼樣嘛。」魂略略不滿的嘟噥著,自己的興趣老是被家裡人管,還要被這個暴力JK給嘲笑。549Please respect copyright.PENANAl1e17GOsyB
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「放心啦,我絕對不是那種會嘲笑臭阿宅的人,所以你就大膽的介紹你自己吧!就算說自己是個阿宅也沒關係!」JK雙手抓著魂的肩膀,用非常激勵的語氣說。549Please respect copyright.PENANAhiMpfd3ztU
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不要搞得我像是因為被嘲笑而不敢上學的怪人啊!魂在心裡默默吐槽。549Please respect copyright.PENANAApX28HltU8
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「彼得,俄羅斯人,就這樣。」魂隨口說出了自己在執行委託時方便使用的假名。549Please respect copyright.PENANAHzhE2H6l9R
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「齁齁,不承認自己是個宅男嗎?我知道這有點困難,但你一定要努力去面對啊彼得!」JK繼續用著那副開導人的激勵語氣說。549Please respect copyright.PENANA6bgMPEfVMx
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「少、少囉嗦啦!妳以為我是什麼被排擠的阿宅喔?倒是妳才趕快報上名來!」魂實在受不了JK的胡言亂語了,為什麼自己非得遇到這種倒楣事嘛!549Please respect copyright.PENANAnoqC19ROhQ
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陽搖搖手指,用著儼然一副人生導師的模樣回答:「嘖嘖、記得以後對女生不要這麼猴急,還有叫我Yang、或是陽就好。」549Please respect copyright.PENANAUq7radvYnK
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啊?Yang或陽……這怎麼聽都不像日本人的名字啊?魂心裡冒出的第一個想法。549Please respect copyright.PENANAb9EqU17k9N
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「妳不是日本人啊?」魂懵了,他還以為那頭金色捲髮是陽自己去設計的造型,原來是原裝出產的。549Please respect copyright.PENANAJfjDYodPbA
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「華裔加拿大人,現在在日本念書囉,怎麼樣,你們那個用語叫什麼來著,JK?嘿嘿,活跳跳的高中女生在你面前喔。」陽用著好像怪大叔的語氣說,「不過,你幾歲啊?怎麼看起來……」陽用手在魂的頭上比劃了兩下;自己也才160公分吧,這個人有高過自己一顆頭嗎?549Please respect copyright.PENANAUskSISy9eB
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魂的眼角抽了兩抽,他看得出來陽在對自己有夠很不禮貌的事情,「老子今年二十歲,所以我是在參加什麼聯誼節目嗎?」說完也不甘示弱的用手在自己的胸前比劃兩下暗示對方那實在不大的胸部。549Please respect copyright.PENANA32neCO1OZC
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「哇你這個人超級性騷擾的,所以我說宅男齁……」陽用非常嘲諷的語氣說,彷彿就像在看自己不成才的弟弟般,搖了搖頭。549Please respect copyright.PENANAOcE6I0OcTR
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「我不……」魂算是無話可說了,怎麼這人就像自己的剋星一樣,講什麼都能反駁,嘆了口氣,難道小說裡那種殘念美人說的就是陽嗎?549Please respect copyright.PENANAyfmHZX3WGs
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看見魂回不了嘴的模樣,陽得意的一手摟住了魂的肩膀,另一手往太陽的方向一指,「沒關係!現在就讓本小姐教你,『連猴子也能學會的聊天指南!』只要你好好保護本小姐,我就會讓你變成大家都愛的帥氣宅男的!」549Please respect copyright.PENANA71BaPzlkwh
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「啊?為什麼我非得要保護妳啊?」魂抗議,雖然他覺得自己的抗議八成會被駁回。549Please respect copyright.PENANAQVWoMRnNU2
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「哼哼、那當然是因為,這裡很危險啊!他們說要殺人耶!你這個人不保護我,難道也要……」陽抱住自己的胸口,好像要被魂做什麼奇怪事情的樣子。549Please respect copyright.PENANAucWiISFBBh
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「呃、那啥,是喔,很危險……」魂臉上三條黑線,無奈的抓抓自己的頭,從剛剛的行為看來,妳更危險吧!549Please respect copyright.PENANA6Un1SBBkrw