Mordecai and Deku made it to the entrance gates of Kurtistown.
"Hold on," Mordecai stopped Deku and walked forward.
Two yee-yee boys, one dressed in blue camo, the other wearing green camo, blocked Mordecai's way.
"What's y'alls business here? Who sent ya?" The blue yee-yee boy stared Mordecai down as his fiddled with his rifle.
"George sent me. I mean us..." Deku walked up behind Mordecai. Mordecai shifted his hips to let the yee-yee boys know he had a humongus epic flame thrower attached to his belt.
The yee-yee boys nodded and opened the gates. Mordecai and Deku walked down the path into the old town road. The pair made it to a large building with a long red carpet that lead from the outside to the inside. The carpet was covered in mud. This place was redneck, that's for sure. Mordecai busted the doors down and walked in.
Infront of Mordecai and Deku sat Kurtis Conner, leader of Kurtistown. Kurtis, with his awesome stache and rocking mullet wasn't paying attention to the newcomers at the door, but to something else.
His eyes were focused on a bowl next to him, filled with water. A fish sat inside. Kurtis lovingly stroked the bowl.
"Gosh Dory, you amazing, I'm gonna sing a song to ya," Kurtis coughed.
"Hi, I'm Dory. I suffer from short-term memory loss," The blue fish implied.
Kurtis cleared his throat,
"Well, I just got done on my old man's farm176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKWp1aQuEcg
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And her fins right on the ground176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUE2n26GG4P
So I grabbed a couple ice cold beers from the fridge176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGDdEsNbLAs
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She's the sweetest thing you'll ever meet
She's the yee to my yee176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGVc1c3ZWxM
The ground to my beef176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpbuwyucK7B
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That I just can't believe (I can't believe)176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFdZwenIqXA
When I look in thosе eyes, it ain't no surprise176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaw5xFGNdxU
Shе's the most southern girl I've dated (yee, yee)176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVjj90t8Fob
But there's only one thing wrong with this woman176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIEhCaVBwHn
We're not blood related
Oh brother, what will my daddy say about this?176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMMVzcLZlgF
We're not blood related176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9XQCPzNjwN
Yee, yee,"
"Hi, I'm Dory. Who are you, handsome man?" Dory looked at Kurtis.
Kurtis continued, still serenading the fish,
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You're sweeter than Mountain Dew (code red)176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp1lr6vXWYX
I'd stand in a circle of fire for you176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyEN2W8FhZf
And let a bull chase after me (I swear to God)176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbuIT6kYoHC
But how we're supposed to start a family if we ain't family?
She's the yee to my haw176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF4ADYPvAyO
The see to my saw176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8CJP4zksJs
She's everything I need (you're everything I need)176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiDnfw5TDRw
Except she's not my sister176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWpziRUlRSD
Or my cousin at the very least (Oh, c'mon!)176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Exx7QCffB
Like a fish on my daddy's fish pole176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhZRItkEIrb
You got me hooked and my breath is baited176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdM3moiNZR0
But there's still only one thing wrong with this girl176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsg5jTx8r5p
Still not blood related
Woo!176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx7toWCaHia
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You make me shoot lasers out of my eyes..."
Kurtis stopped. He motioned for some yee-yee boys to come over.176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxgD8vlJhuo
"Boys, give this lady a special treat. Code Red style," Kurtis smiled and nodded at Dory. The yee-yee boys pulled out a Code Red Mountain Dew and poured it into Dory's tank.176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhhbI7AxOYI
"Hi, I'm Dory. I suffer from short-term memory loss," Dory said.
Dory's tank filled with Code Red. She began to choke, and then died.
"Darn..." Kurtis sighed.176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbWscfyHfAJ
But then Chris Mclean walked in, Dory's brother. Chris swiped his lushious locks back and flashed a smile at Kurtis. Kurtis knew what happiness finally felt like after meeting Chris's gaze,
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One thing led to another176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhkWIFB1kI6
And if I want this girl to be family176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN5XYnWvqBg
I guess I just gotta marry her brother..
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The wheels of my truck176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKWw32GWew9
He's my sweet home on the range (I'm in love with him)176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVQ2QffAJEK
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But I'm in love with your brother even though176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbz5deEQNun
We're now blood related (we're now blood related)176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcQbEBN3jJ8
We're now blood related (we're now blood related)"
Kurtis locked eyes with Chris intensely, his eyes becoming red from lack of water. Kurtis returned his gaze to the newcomers who had patiently waited for Kurtis's serenade to be over.
Deku applauded Kurtis and began preforming the berries and cream dance. Kurtis shooed Chris away. Kurtis hopped up and nodded at Deku's dancing.
"Woah. Darn good dance moves," He smiled at Deku, then glared at Mordecai, "I done heard George sent ya. What does he want now?" Kurtis licked the dip in his mouth.
"I think you know what.." Mordecai stared back at Kurtis unpleasantly.
The two men had beef with eachother.
