Mordecai and Deku made it to the entrance gates of Kurtistown.
"Hold on," Mordecai stopped Deku and walked forward.
Two yee-yee boys, one dressed in blue camo, the other wearing green camo, blocked Mordecai's way.
"What's y'alls business here? Who sent ya?" The blue yee-yee boy stared Mordecai down as his fiddled with his rifle.
"George sent me. I mean us..." Deku walked up behind Mordecai. Mordecai shifted his hips to let the yee-yee boys know he had a humongus epic flame thrower attached to his belt.
The yee-yee boys nodded and opened the gates. Mordecai and Deku walked down the path into the old town road. The pair made it to a large building with a long red carpet that lead from the outside to the inside. The carpet was covered in mud. This place was redneck, that's for sure. Mordecai busted the doors down and walked in.
Infront of Mordecai and Deku sat Kurtis Conner, leader of Kurtistown. Kurtis, with his awesome stache and rocking mullet wasn't paying attention to the newcomers at the door, but to something else.
His eyes were focused on a bowl next to him, filled with water. A fish sat inside. Kurtis lovingly stroked the bowl.
"Gosh Dory, you amazing, I'm gonna sing a song to ya," Kurtis coughed.
"Hi, I'm Dory. I suffer from short-term memory loss," The blue fish implied.
Kurtis cleared his throat,
"Well, I just got done on my old man's farm177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPB7ESYL70Q
And I walked on into town (alright)177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXukGK0HFsd
I saw a girl with big blue fins177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIwJP88GSG0
And her fins right on the ground177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhC3raM0d6c
So I grabbed a couple ice cold beers from the fridge177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ04mQv1KmEP
And I opened them with my feet177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmBwbQgTk2S
And let me tell you something 'bout this girl177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyVL9dfWySv
She's the sweetest thing you'll ever meet
She's the yee to my yee177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY1z9JgY8xQ
The ground to my beef177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjIQRccu5I0
She's the girl of all my dreams (alrigtht)177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYPZVoiIGGB
But there's just one thing about her177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfoOiGIUqJf
That I just can't believe (I can't believe)177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpTDATsBGJh
When I look in thosе eyes, it ain't no surprise177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjSAHy9h9T3
Shе's the most southern girl I've dated (yee, yee)177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLVwJhFxnrN
But there's only one thing wrong with this woman177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd01s37FtF4
We're not blood related
Oh brother, what will my daddy say about this?177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3kQw6pDejb
We're not blood related177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcB6VdRCRM7
Yee, yee,"
"Hi, I'm Dory. Who are you, handsome man?" Dory looked at Kurtis.
Kurtis continued, still serenading the fish,
"My friends say I'm crazy for loving you177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTvVHN8I0fk
But I don't know what else to do (What else can I do?)177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXC9rpT7TNs
You got a lip full of dip and a heart full of love177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdj2xBea7aG
You're sweeter than Mountain Dew (code red)177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6CsPw9S3yG
I'd stand in a circle of fire for you177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8tKAGPxHFd
And let a bull chase after me (I swear to God)177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE02TdEU1vB
But how we're supposed to start a family if we ain't family?
She's the yee to my haw177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCtKWQ0WXq7
The see to my saw177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmOs6Z0irP2
She's everything I need (you're everything I need)177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsZSsEN98N3
Except she's not my sister177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu4luKAVmv6
Or my cousin at the very least (Oh, c'mon!)177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ZsMhzVIou
Like a fish on my daddy's fish pole177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdPpfAuYVm2
You got me hooked and my breath is baited177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHBbjkK7eCN
But there's still only one thing wrong with this girl177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2smAZwBBZm
Still not blood related
Woo!177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdIeuNJL65E
C'mon now177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1nZd0cuFtH
You make me shoot lasers out of my eyes..."
Kurtis stopped. He motioned for some yee-yee boys to come over.177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSxuvEHDEqo
"Boys, give this lady a special treat. Code Red style," Kurtis smiled and nodded at Dory. The yee-yee boys pulled out a Code Red Mountain Dew and poured it into Dory's tank.177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzaHETtWVNH
"Hi, I'm Dory. I suffer from short-term memory loss," Dory said.
Dory's tank filled with Code Red. She began to choke, and then died.
"Darn..." Kurtis sighed.177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLSNpkRTsJH
But then Chris Mclean walked in, Dory's brother. Chris swiped his lushious locks back and flashed a smile at Kurtis. Kurtis knew what happiness finally felt like after meeting Chris's gaze,
"Well folks, we got to talking and177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡltgxWhsivm
One thing led to another177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwcFTVbcPNA
And if I want this girl to be family177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4uEfdCugIb
I guess I just gotta marry her brother..
He's the skin to my buck177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFRVKwusVfF
The wheels of my truck177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWlFsmv9UUB
He's my sweet home on the range (I'm in love with him)177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs6sAlGDKUF
And there ain't one thing about him177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4NxDYLenWa
That I would ever change (he's the perfect man)177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDZbIQYnkR2
Now honey, I know it might take a while177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrHuORyqbvX
For you to get sitiated (I understand)177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSl696dKmqf
But I'm in love with your brother even though177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHsmawpUyzI
We're now blood related (we're now blood related)177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhDPxS0sIIK
We're now blood related (we're now blood related)"
Kurtis locked eyes with Chris intensely, his eyes becoming red from lack of water. Kurtis returned his gaze to the newcomers who had patiently waited for Kurtis's serenade to be over.
Deku applauded Kurtis and began preforming the berries and cream dance. Kurtis shooed Chris away. Kurtis hopped up and nodded at Deku's dancing.
"Woah. Darn good dance moves," He smiled at Deku, then glared at Mordecai, "I done heard George sent ya. What does he want now?" Kurtis licked the dip in his mouth.
"I think you know what.." Mordecai stared back at Kurtis unpleasantly.
The two men had beef with eachother.
