客人眼碌碌，又摸摸頸，頭向左右都拉伸了幾下，默默沉思，也不知是否因為重新擁有人頭之故，過了一陣，客人抬頭，望實Raydon肩上了哥。221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBx8y8nUhbc
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我不知是否要開始為客人剃頭，論席上人物份量，我又不好意思開聲，況且閻摩降在師傅手中，我想剃頭都沒工具，又不是在連鎖夢裡，難不成又拿出把我沒信心用的魚腸劍來獻醜！221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNdHir6fttW
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我把身子打斜湊近師傅，想問問題，未開口，師傅反過來在我耳邊講嘢：「定啲嚟。」221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYq0i9dDkYi
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師傅叫到，我梗聽講，於是又坐返直個人，心中卻股住道不開口不舒服的氣。221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnwGTTbs6Jw
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這時客人終於對住了哥說話了：「我朋友死得唔痛，你一定無用地獄劍斬佢啦！天劍慈悲，你存心嚇我！」221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlQ0wJenByA
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「傻瓜！傻瓜！傻瓜！」了哥吱吱喳喳，好像香港配音的舊式日本卡通，牠鬧傻瓜，不知能否當成是承認了客人的猜測，我不覺得太驚訝，只是有些恍然大悟，難怪我在離開廣華醫院之時看見一眼客人朋友的鬼，那新郎哥就不是用地獄劍斬人了。221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzxCT6vTgbM
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Raydon說新郎哥自覺斬妖除魔，新郎哥又說過我才是故事奸角，本來我入過魔已經心虛，現在發現他對客人朋友也劍下留情，吳國遺民與師子蟲，對於初涉劍俠仇怨的我，真是覺得咩道德光環都傾斜哂佢哋嗰邊了。221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQOBIBr0kpD
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這時我按捺不住了，柒柒吓細聲隔住師傅問客人，以為都叫問得低調：「咁……剃頭？」221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa6Gc9fsEWB
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師傅自己笑了一聲，也細聲加入對我說：「嗨！生水芋頭大蕃薯！」221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi3k9lFsNm8
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我唔知咩叫生水芋頭，但叫得芋頭蕃薯，師傅一定是笑我傻佬，我尷尬，不過睇唔到自己面紅唔紅，只覺得耳仔暖暖赤赤。221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZwzkg7Wr9D
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客人聽到我問佢，便面向師傅與我的方向，再岳高頭，把頸伸到長一長，竟然都學我地陰聲細氣咁講嘢：「我準備好啦！」221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKKTlUNmIhC
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師傅玩得興起，一於繼續低分貝模式：「準備好啦？咁飛髮定飛髮啊？」221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgw5rv3czTJ
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客人聽到師傅不認真，率先激動破功，大聲說，「文殊師傅！點會係飛髮同飛髮！你係咪講錯咗啊！」221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzuahIqhEzS
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「剃咗頭，元神超度咗，咁就再無下一世㗎啦喎，真係好咩？」師傅身為菩薩，倒轉勸人不要接受超度，我想起一開始時，師傅也是強調希望客人想清想楚才揀剃頭的。221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxbMRax9ged
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客人望向自己那對兩小無猜的無頭舊身體，舊身體們為作呼應，亦立即將一直拖緊的手舉上檯的水平面上。221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIEtC9C3eGO
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「我本身以為救到我朋友，所以可以安心上路，但佢最終都死咗嚕，本來佢厭食症都唔洗即刻死，我做多錯多嘅，係呢個世界生存好辛苦！221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3fg7KM4bEV
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⋯⋯唔剃啦！文殊師傅我唔想剃啦！我要有下一世，投胎做返人，變返做一條魚都好，我好想再同我朋友一齊！試下可唔可以健康無病咁一齊！」客人說得語氣平淡，但邊說邊流眼水，又唔識去擦，聚集到下巴都是滴滴淚珠，真陰公。221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyh8jpu5FYi
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「醒目！解脫係無得強求嘅，要解脫咗，先至解脫到㗎嘛！」救命！師傅係呢個時候又講謎語！221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡysRbU381hi
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我替客人心灰，雖說我不算真正引致客人朋友死亡，但魚腸劍Mandy又不是沒有事先警告過我下決定要小心，都怪我這個芋頭蕃薯，才會咁蠢墮入新郎哥的圈套，我當初自告奮勇，要帶客人見佢媽媽，仲向師傅保證會小心唔做多，結果越陷越深，做多太多！221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡscXilBK1Fv
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內疚之際，我思索著有沒有補救方法，突然靈機一觸，想起了在佛舞夢中干將拜魚師天照娘娘為師，食下莫邪屍腦，吐出蟲卵元神，讓莫邪鬼吞下，莫邪便復活過來了，急上心頭，我立即對客人說：「係古時日本有位魚師叫做天照娘娘！如果佢仲在生，可以幫你將你朋友元神放返入鬼度！」221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF4Sem0P4Ky
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話剛落下，眾人一陣錯愕，Raydon本身正為客人遞維達紙巾，這時手更懸在空中不動，我又不知說錯甚麼。221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2oZlz6wk2i
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此時Tina一聲乾咳，右手扮是電話放在耳邊，「喂喂？收唔收到？搵天照？即係想搵我啊？」221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfzXC7vIsJf
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Tina又係天照娘娘？又話係觀音娘娘嘅？221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4kuzEEShnV
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可能各位會出奇我不知道天照即是Tina，其實我在旁述之時，語境屬於後來憶述，所以在提剃眼典故時說過天照文殊與膶粥的補充為你們作暗示，又在連鎖夢境中再提一句「天照娘娘貴為證道魚師，不知在夢裡出現，是否又會擁有一種超脫夢角色限制的意志？」，但實情當晚的我胡裡胡塗，哪知道各路神仙身份多多！221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYE9yqD0GPi
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又柒一次！221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLiDesTm8WH
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Tina再嚴厲對我說：「佢哋用Mandy身體投胎，陽壽本來就咁多！唔求得更多！」好一句唔求得更多，就像當初她執意要立即拔去新郎哥面上膠袋時說的話一樣。221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0jQriNbkHs
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沒想到了哥竟然插嘴：「一場師徒，大慈大悲！一場師徒，大慈大悲……」221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZBxNUwN3Ek
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「咁多嘢講，解你個烏鴉嘴架！」因為Tina就坐在Raydon旁邊，她打側抬頭，就𥇣住了哥，了哥望望Tina眼神，立即停口。221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXPLKR24YA2
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Tina深呼吸，才閉個眼，竟呼了一口嘆息來，當時未聽過剃眼典故的我雖然不知所謂師徒內情，但連觀音娘娘都識嘆氣，就知道會有段故。221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj0eurHQzbB
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這時客人正用Raydon遞的紙巾起勢擦臉，一點都不疼惜自己先天一張靚仔面珠墩，與此同時，想講就講，走去拆擺明幫緊佢的了哥臺，說話依然不分你我他立場。221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtSAHK458ov
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「哎呀，咩一場師徒，你係醫院又係咁講，我話無印象，你話我只係唔記得！真係俾你講到我陀陀擰啊！」221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ99XrMxlMwo
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客人不懂人眉頭眼額，但我較懂，Tina嘆得氣，心軟一定是有的，一場師徒，大慈大悲……221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXpZDlyQREG
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大慈大悲！221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVl7WQJagqB
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師傅為我飲了一碗膶粥，所以魚師娘娘大慈大悲放我一馬，如果我也飲一碗膶粥，不知她又會否大慈大悲一次？221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh5pLu5XrQu
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