我見兩人抱得肉緊，便退出外邊迴避，心中幻想，雖然女看不到男，但中間也有一隻了哥做陰陽眼，一日不掀膠袋，三口子說不定可以再續前緣，反正不是林正英拍殭屍先生，講究甚麼人鬼殊途！325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm6rohXtvEg
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想多兩想，又想到剛才那兩位佛爺在等緊，身體會還俾Mandy，元神要帶去英國做炸魚薯條，客人根本沒有選擇，這對苦鴛鴦我真是唔知點幫了。325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOdcGaZkZkR
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「夠時夠候！」突然聽到一男一女的討論聲，日頭唔好講人，夜晚唔好講鬼，說話的正是那個神仙小妹妹。325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡduTIbLCWSl
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「Tina姐姐，等多陣會點啫？」Raydon說。325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlnlV3ESVUF
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「唔可以留人到五更啦！」如果想少一句，定會以為小妺妺1999，但要知道一句閻王要你三更死，再說我已見證過她同伴Raydon大展神通，她自認閻王，認得起。325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgIL8F55oHo
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他們來到我面前，這次擋路的人換作是我了，「朋友唔該借借。」Raydon禮貌地對我講，雖然他的立場是兩位神仙之間較心軟的，聽他們討論的語境，也聽得出Raydon想替客人和阿慧爭取多點相聚時光，但從大立場上他始終和小妹妹是一致的，收屍收元神我估是一定會發生的了。325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡueuc7gFyf6
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我不知哪來的膽，竟然不想太早讓路，但我也怕Raydon哥一筷子扑開我額頭拉龍鬚糖。325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmwGyYLjKSa
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「我讓！但俾多少少時間得唔得！」325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ05XmnrkOXS
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「俾咗啦！本身一早接咗雀仔！」小妹妹又講得無錯。「觀音兵借路啊宜家，無得唔讓嘅你！」325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnuezClfPUj
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「唉！」Raydon笑了一聲，「認真時候唔好食字啦姊姊。」325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ77VU19UVLP
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「咁有人想要求小朋友果陣，又真係會叫觀音嘅。」325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSHyykaaRx5
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閻王又好觀音又好，我雖然越來越淆底，雙腳卻越企越硬，我心知無資格做架樑，低聲下氣：「兩位我唔知點尊稱你哋，我都係普通人一個，無能力去阻住你地去路，但求你哋可以俾呢對新人相處耐啲。」325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzwI2iLYGRZ
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「你啊，好蠢，我都係唔想你可憐咁耐先要堅持。」看到這處的你們不需要覺得迷惘，因為我也聽不明小妹妹在講乜：「你聽話好唔好？你幫我時我幫緊你，如果唔係我就唯有⋯⋯」325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡICwhVYTtSK
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「哎呀！」聲先！師傅又講野了。
「噼啪！」劍後！一下物品掉落的聲音打斷了小妹妹的話，我低頭一看，原來又是師傅的摺剃刀。
我見識過一次倒不驚訝，反而小妹妹和心師Raydon都同時後退一步，警覺不已。325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvvHJM1NV0S
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「唔好意思咁多位！細佬我偷聽得太入神，頭先你想話唯有咩話？我唔小心跌咗把刀，啊徒弟你幫我攞穩啦。」325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJA4gXx5Amv
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「哦！」我當然get到師傅有心叫我徒弟，我把刀撿起來，摸上手隔住柄都發著滾，殺氣十足，師傅好夠雷氣。325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdKABZ9wu5v
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「你搭嘴唔覺好無禮貌咩。」小妹妹翹埋雙手望住我講，我知道她在對師傅講，不過神仙打交真是無我的事，希望師傅把剃刀會罩住我，「咁想講野咪約我食餐飯囉，我煮膶粥你食。」325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡll6LfzwVE5
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「心領啦，咁好招呼！頭先你講到自己閻王咁款，我呢把閻摩降，就同閻王剃頭最爽手，不如我過嚟幫你修修佢！」325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4dX3vwDOyh
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「得啦！買你怕！你唔好過嚟啦！我又唔係一定要你個徒弟讓路！」這下小妹妹拿出一個缽仔，伸手入去，快手抽回，手中捉住了了哥，「夠鐘啦！」她對了哥說，了哥聲都唔敢聲，任由她捉，然後被遞到Raydon手裡。325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxwyGy8XFqd
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Raydon對了哥聳聳肩，「Tina話事，我都無法子。」325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWyT2NJFTKF
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了哥很冷靜，只是不斷對兩人叩頭多謝。325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5j3Kx3zYwR
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「仆街仔？仆街仔！」我身後的門傳出阿慧的呼叫，大概沒有了哥和我，阿慧就無從感知客人的存在了。325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTgCOxIelff
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小妹妹與Raydon對望了一陣，又望住了哥講，「長痛不如短痛，等我幫你個阿慧一次好唔好！」325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiE1rpBAHu7
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了哥這時不出聲，真的十足客人性格。325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaN2nWQkBZ7
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「好唔好！」小妹妹再問，非要了哥開口。325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDzAWPzm3IO
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「好。好。好。」了哥這次不講美治了。「阿慧好慘！阿慧好慘！」325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa9eqUMYa3m
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這時小妹妹又從缽仔裡拉出一個白色膠袋來。上面有點染血，沒想錯的話正是客人笠在頭上那個膠袋。325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd0lX4mKmgm
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「啊！」我身後的門傳出阿慧的尖叫，沒半秒，又傳來她呼天搶地的悽厲哭聲。325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzqld1fsQmX
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她不停在說仆街，聽得我心都碎了。
