最後我哋行咗過百米嘅路，終於入到一間冰室度坐。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo18WzGEsCr
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經過最新了解，知道佢x1都係phy，我心裡默喜，因為終於可以日日見面了。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb5KCh82Dco
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我：點解你咁早放嘅?313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgAfRtSJHAr
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阿玲：老闆好人嘛~313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡheq2HAJRbS
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我地望左陣餐牌，然後叫埋野食。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT2tQ7JvRJk
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阿玲：你真係唔打J㗎？你WhatsApp曾經同我講你係無性戀喎。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdQFopKJNEV
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我：會嘅，但我唔同一般男仔剩係ff男女扑嘢嗰啲畫面313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtHMDo4yUbz
我：我係戀物type313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5tgRfEgyHg
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講起性topic，或多或少都會尷尬。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5XlixBU95U
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阿玲：點樣戀物法？313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0vSBJTUfSC
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我：女裝313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk0ZZnmsRjz
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阿玲：咁有冇試過做偽娘？313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhcpAtvsRy8
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我：幼稚園時試過，但大大下就冇再扮過偽娘。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5YLSFKnKvD
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講起我嘅性生活，如果你問我中意男定女嘅話，我當然係中意女㗎啦。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbm9nezBkOV
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不過如果俾人問到：你想同男仔攪定女仔攪？我就會諗一陣先答到：同女仔攪。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFgMSfVncH2
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只不過，我係要等女仔埋到嚟問我扑唔扑嘢，我先會想到「扑嘢」呢樣嘢。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgkjmvKf1Ju
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In general，「無性戀」係講緊一個人認為他人對自己缺乏性吸引力，或者低度性慾。再細分嘅話，有啲人真係討厭扑嘢，有啲純粹只係對扑嘢呢個topic被動啫；而我就屬於後者。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡev3rGXICSU
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雖然唔一定扑嘢，但身為無性戀，都會想同個女仔攬攪錫錫。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ96p9jHxtdd
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我覺得而家見到嘅阿玲，同幾個月前嘅佢唔同左好多，可能返工見人見得多，所以唔再怕羞，我相信嗰度啲同事好關照佢。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlecAkzyykx
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dead air咗幾秒，我又問野。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0K0za4oA7L
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我：你真係未識過男朋友？313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyjTbtANRiw
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阿玲：女朋友就有。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjvcBeHY43E
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呢個世代，一個女仔話自己有女朋友好正常，都無須驚訝。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF22hRJSvtx
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(我咀角上揚，盯住佢雙眼)313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCchCGfwleB
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你：咪你囉，你平時教我功課嘅時候啲態度好似阿媽湊女咁，我唔當你係我女朋友都唔得啦。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGuTKdUMwZG
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題外話，我記得以前睇過一本書，叫做「男女心理大不同」，入面有一節講過，有時男人保留返7:3黃金比(7成男子氣慨，3成柔情似水嘅味)，咁先係最吸引女仔。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP3wKWgGbfS
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呢種心理背後嘅原因，係因為女仔除咗想要一個man啲嘅人之外，有時都想男仔可以溫柔細心咁對佢。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvZDzcKcyQr
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當然，係講緊今時今日嘅世代。你打開電視、電話，唔難發現好多男明星個樣整到男生女相咁。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC1NI4vAUNr
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但唔好忘記，你點玩都好，始終要做返男仔。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQUSrceCzfY
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吹左陣水，飯終於到。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbYo4WJmXvK
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我叫咗一份黑椒豬扒意粉，而佢就食西蘭花炒鮮魷飯，大家仲有湯送添。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfvY9EaZkxR
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我：你再唔食野我就食埋你嗰份喇！313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQwCujAwuq5
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阿玲即刻放低電話食飯。食到一半，阿玲終於平心靜氣同我溝通。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1JBfSiGpnL
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阿玲：你識唔識希臘神話?313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAZAXGbBitO
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我：知少少啦～313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDOdNK8dW55
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以前我同過David玩過神魔同P&D，所以唔會完全唔識。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpz783SqkYd
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然後佢喺袋度拎左個禮物盒出黎，原來那是用紙盒盛載嘅洋式油燈。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr2hHb1U636
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阿玲：知你一定中意喺房間擺d咁嘅野，所以我專登買比你。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpV8M57PRm2
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我：多謝你呀！你買咗幾多錢呀？313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrxl8sX5rnz
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阿玲：係我frd幫我買架，都唔係好貴啫，百零二百蚊啦。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ80a66A7lAU
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阿玲：你記住平時喺房發夢嗰時，要點著呢盞燈，因為聖火會保護你呀！只要有油就點到火喇。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrAg2Bwhp1e
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我：但話曬聖火都係普羅米修斯偷個啵313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9p7SHo1F3u
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阿玲：但你唔覺得宙斯好自私㗎咩？有乜理由製造完人類，就唔比人類用火煮食，明明火係生活必須品嘛！313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdYjAz3HSYc
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我突然明白點解希臘神話有咁多弒神事件，如果我係希臘神族，我都會反抗宙斯。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2kOTQpO1jz
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我：我問你一個問題呀？313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhfhHxsVrAE
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阿玲：咩？313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKgMEF8wsIy
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我：如果有一日我發夢發到唔理盞燈，攪到屋企火粥，咁你so call嘅聖火咪變左地獄火？313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOlp9aHrkHw
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阿玲：到時我叫海神波塞頓救你呀。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb9CrLEwmJ3
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妳個答案都有想像力。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7cb3O1qUPK
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我同阿玲食完飯，叫埋兩杯甜品。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡma7KwbGLoK
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阿玲：我有首歌要比你聽。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9pY36v4aMH
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佢share耳筒比我，都幾好聽bo。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzMuxGAgtoH
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「I love it when you call me senoirta313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ74sAXfuE9Z
I wish I could pretend I didn't need ya313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgKc9QKyqyo
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Ooh, I should be running313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYHXoUwjxpM
Ooh, you keep me coming for ya......」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhL1RiUCU27
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首歌名係Senorita313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfMnwBQrSzu
由Shawn Mendes同 Camila Cabello合唱。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXxaLjKwfn9
我立即攞電話出黎google，原來senorita 本來係西班牙文，意思叫：未婚女人，用廣東話型象化地表達，即係叫人地做：小姐姐。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhgLlOwAQRN
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阿玲：最近熱爆wor，youtube日日都見到排榜首。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQv8Havdqm5
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我：聽歌詞，個背景天氣應該係夏天？313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhqACs8SzUT
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阿玲：冇錯，小姐姐。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0SMfTyxNk2
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我：夠啦小妹妹，唔好再叫我姐姐喇。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡECsLdly78c
(我終於忍唔住, 變回冷酷的臉)313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWhpJ5cco7K
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「阿玲，你打開個口呀。」我也不禁示弱，拮件芒果餵阿玲。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqPUlwDHoNk
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「呀呀呀......UM」佢開心地吞左件芒果落肚。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEUjvNFpyUQ
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阿玲：今個月尾，即28號開始，我有一個星期day off，想去長洲過夜呀。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEHby9CTUxu
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我：咁不如我地去玩3日兩夜啦。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY44mmXLKMf
我：約你28號中午，由中環碼頭一齊出發啦。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3BoHVquVH1
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我送阿玲一個微笑，而家我又可以更親密同佢一齊了。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNxwFwlcArV
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阿玲：咁約定你到時見喇，我再wts你呀。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqVf0OVdZ0l
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我：一言為定313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsXp2df02Ix
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說畢，我又摸佢個頭頂。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn7KioTgUf1
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阿玲：哎呀，唔好攪我個頭啦，又俾你攪到亂曬。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR4Yflg6XTJ
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我：咁我幫你梳返順囉。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8kLThei7Ks
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最後離開冰室，我同啊玲勾手指尾互相對望，默許了長洲的約會。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡloAhgQgVOk
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多謝妳送我油燈，Senorita.
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