最後我哋行咗過百米嘅路,終於入到一間冰室度坐。316Please respect copyright.PENANAPCCAIcSNDB
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經過最新了解,知道佢x1都係phy,我心裡默喜,因為終於可以日日見面了。316Please respect copyright.PENANA5qsWLqOU99
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我:點解你咁早放嘅?316Please respect copyright.PENANAEwEYSNYkv2
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阿玲:老闆好人嘛~316Please respect copyright.PENANAZYl7HzFebO
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我地望左陣餐牌,然後叫埋野食。316Please respect copyright.PENANAPFHHfbpUYs
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阿玲:你真係唔打J㗎?你WhatsApp曾經同我講你係無性戀喎。316Please respect copyright.PENANAHvgl1vwjV6
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我:會嘅,但我唔同一般男仔剩係ff男女扑嘢嗰啲畫面316Please respect copyright.PENANAdLc5Og92gA
我:我係戀物type316Please respect copyright.PENANA9FBVEbTS0H
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講起性topic,或多或少都會尷尬。316Please respect copyright.PENANAvKKv6AzN0y
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阿玲:點樣戀物法?316Please respect copyright.PENANAUMXjh7HXb5
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我:女裝316Please respect copyright.PENANA9OISwaGAPR
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阿玲:咁有冇試過做偽娘?316Please respect copyright.PENANAC5Dk1Kz6eY
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我:幼稚園時試過,但大大下就冇再扮過偽娘。316Please respect copyright.PENANAQC4Eo4fUgM
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講起我嘅性生活,如果你問我中意男定女嘅話,我當然係中意女㗎啦。316Please respect copyright.PENANAD2DgboPU1n
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不過如果俾人問到:你想同男仔攪定女仔攪?我就會諗一陣先答到:同女仔攪。316Please respect copyright.PENANA36Aqvy1lXt
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只不過,我係要等女仔埋到嚟問我扑唔扑嘢,我先會想到「扑嘢」呢樣嘢。316Please respect copyright.PENANAxKvbrM0YlO
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In general,「無性戀」係講緊一個人認為他人對自己缺乏性吸引力,或者低度性慾。再細分嘅話,有啲人真係討厭扑嘢,有啲純粹只係對扑嘢呢個topic被動啫;而我就屬於後者。316Please respect copyright.PENANAQpebI5P9lq
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雖然唔一定扑嘢,但身為無性戀,都會想同個女仔攬攪錫錫。316Please respect copyright.PENANA5peE8Tjrr3
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我覺得而家見到嘅阿玲,同幾個月前嘅佢唔同左好多,可能返工見人見得多,所以唔再怕羞,我相信嗰度啲同事好關照佢。316Please respect copyright.PENANAsp9Fs8shjI
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dead air咗幾秒,我又問野。316Please respect copyright.PENANA0jkZjMNawS
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我:你真係未識過男朋友?316Please respect copyright.PENANA1eN1UJy3sI
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阿玲:女朋友就有。316Please respect copyright.PENANAod2u8hyvEu
(暗笑地回道)316Please respect copyright.PENANALBUWqnFgGN
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呢個世代,一個女仔話自己有女朋友好正常,都無須驚訝。316Please respect copyright.PENANAdc2IKS9Q6D
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我:邊個邊個?316Please respect copyright.PENANACPJVvk9wjb
(我咀角上揚,盯住佢雙眼)316Please respect copyright.PENANAymhSQTpuuX
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你:咪你囉,你平時教我功課嘅時候啲態度好似阿媽湊女咁,我唔當你係我女朋友都唔得啦。316Please respect copyright.PENANAUVw6Ym36IQ
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題外話,我記得以前睇過一本書,叫做「男女心理大不同」,入面有一節講過,有時男人保留返7:3黃金比(7成男子氣慨,3成柔情似水嘅味),咁先係最吸引女仔。316Please respect copyright.PENANAtClb1ph6uq
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呢種心理背後嘅原因,係因為女仔除咗想要一個man啲嘅人之外,有時都想男仔可以溫柔細心咁對佢。316Please respect copyright.PENANAYqmuM8Ki2j
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當然,係講緊今時今日嘅世代。你打開電視、電話,唔難發現好多男明星個樣整到男生女相咁。316Please respect copyright.PENANApL7pcACPTT
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但唔好忘記,你點玩都好,始終要做返男仔。316Please respect copyright.PENANAfrOWVQEQr3
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吹左陣水,飯終於到。316Please respect copyright.PENANAZ4P3jxejC4
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我叫咗一份黑椒豬扒意粉,而佢就食西蘭花炒鮮魷飯,大家仲有湯送添。316Please respect copyright.PENANAqXzlUX3d57
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我:你再唔食野我就食埋你嗰份喇!316Please respect copyright.PENANAxpSugGgp5i
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阿玲即刻放低電話食飯。食到一半,阿玲終於平心靜氣同我溝通。316Please respect copyright.PENANAsIflsHBPdq
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阿玲:你識唔識希臘神話?316Please respect copyright.PENANASWLbx9ZtDh
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我:知少少啦~316Please respect copyright.PENANAVM7ApJhAct
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以前我同過David玩過神魔同P&D,所以唔會完全唔識。316Please respect copyright.PENANA0PVVsyFMwz
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然後佢喺袋度拎左個禮物盒出黎,原來那是用紙盒盛載嘅洋式油燈。316Please respect copyright.PENANA8PXKPUwFOu
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阿玲:知你一定中意喺房間擺d咁嘅野,所以我專登買比你。316Please respect copyright.PENANAnUgnXZDxvR
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我:多謝你呀!你買咗幾多錢呀?316Please respect copyright.PENANAonFe2VQkMv
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阿玲:係我frd幫我買架,都唔係好貴啫,百零二百蚊啦。316Please respect copyright.PENANAkOxnroTa2g
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阿玲:你記住平時喺房發夢嗰時,要點著呢盞燈,因為聖火會保護你呀!只要有油就點到火喇。316Please respect copyright.PENANAbLJqomnG5K
(佢燦爛地笑道)316Please respect copyright.PENANArCVJs2dcmo
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我:但話曬聖火都係普羅米修斯偷個啵316Please respect copyright.PENANARvtvr0RRXX
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阿玲:但你唔覺得宙斯好自私㗎咩?有乜理由製造完人類,就唔比人類用火煮食,明明火係生活必須品嘛!316Please respect copyright.PENANA1Pv1yOTwqq
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我突然明白點解希臘神話有咁多弒神事件,如果我係希臘神族,我都會反抗宙斯。316Please respect copyright.PENANAl2NAuCBxCw
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我:我問你一個問題呀?316Please respect copyright.PENANACAmxFJSZ8Q
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阿玲:咩?316Please respect copyright.PENANAEC2hbdEJSD
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我:如果有一日我發夢發到唔理盞燈,攪到屋企火粥,咁你so call嘅聖火咪變左地獄火?316Please respect copyright.PENANAZzfn0vIv9M
(我挑逗地說)316Please respect copyright.PENANAn3mwYXtmUo
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阿玲:到時我叫海神波塞頓救你呀。316Please respect copyright.PENANA9zqSaVXmXK
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妳個答案都有想像力。316Please respect copyright.PENANAk4yQx0ITXi
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我同阿玲食完飯,叫埋兩杯甜品。316Please respect copyright.PENANAJhDzdzeXiU
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阿玲:我有首歌要比你聽。316Please respect copyright.PENANAmXmST8Doct
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佢share耳筒比我,都幾好聽bo。316Please respect copyright.PENANAZ0e85P8vLo
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「I love it when you call me senoirta316Please respect copyright.PENANAnS5IePUcc3
I wish I could pretend I didn't need ya316Please respect copyright.PENANATnN7OPtO8P
But every touch is ooh, la-la-la316Please respect copyright.PENANAftwPSqS74T
It's true, la-la-la316Please respect copyright.PENANAzuzgNsbuPY
Ooh, I should be running316Please respect copyright.PENANAinpRivUmWf
Ooh, you keep me coming for ya......」316Please respect copyright.PENANA6XsP4kTtit
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首歌名係Senorita316Please respect copyright.PENANAW1zNDYX9pT
由Shawn Mendes同 Camila Cabello合唱。316Please respect copyright.PENANAABmWczJVsc
我立即攞電話出黎google,原來senorita 本來係西班牙文,意思叫:未婚女人,用廣東話型象化地表達,即係叫人地做:小姐姐。316Please respect copyright.PENANANpxz1vvT4K
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阿玲:最近熱爆wor,youtube日日都見到排榜首。316Please respect copyright.PENANAVEExjSsvZm
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我:聽歌詞,個背景天氣應該係夏天?316Please respect copyright.PENANA9L3CuzyOD5
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阿玲:冇錯,小姐姐。316Please respect copyright.PENANAzuUs9E38Pl
(挑逗地說)316Please respect copyright.PENANA71MEgczBLz
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我:夠啦小妹妹,唔好再叫我姐姐喇。316Please respect copyright.PENANAKCCeh2HqP8
(我終於忍唔住, 變回冷酷的臉)316Please respect copyright.PENANAaXwzwLywVW
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「阿玲,你打開個口呀。」我也不禁示弱,拮件芒果餵阿玲。316Please respect copyright.PENANAI8YmsllJqy
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「呀呀呀......UM」佢開心地吞左件芒果落肚。316Please respect copyright.PENANAoJkgeROPpc
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阿玲:今個月尾,即28號開始,我有一個星期day off,想去長洲過夜呀。316Please respect copyright.PENANAAkds15pYrE
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我:咁不如我地去玩3日兩夜啦。316Please respect copyright.PENANAyW7M3C9knI
我:約你28號中午,由中環碼頭一齊出發啦。316Please respect copyright.PENANADZfs6HSart
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我送阿玲一個微笑,而家我又可以更親密同佢一齊了。316Please respect copyright.PENANAgrsicoLsDE
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阿玲:咁約定你到時見喇,我再wts你呀。316Please respect copyright.PENANAPJm3Hk1SXy
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我:一言為定316Please respect copyright.PENANA5JHOBDdoHj
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說畢,我又摸佢個頭頂。316Please respect copyright.PENANAhawpoP1oik
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阿玲:哎呀,唔好攪我個頭啦,又俾你攪到亂曬。316Please respect copyright.PENANAboGnKUwznv
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我:咁我幫你梳返順囉。316Please respect copyright.PENANAO1OepLp0WL
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最後離開冰室,我同啊玲勾手指尾互相對望,默許了長洲的約會。316Please respect copyright.PENANAdeve4MOugF
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多謝妳送我油燈,Senorita.