最後我哋行咗過百米嘅路,終於入到一間冰室度坐。299Please respect copyright.PENANAozP6ytRltU
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經過最新了解,知道佢x1都係phy,我心裡默喜,因為終於可以日日見面了。299Please respect copyright.PENANAVGqIGyLo4K
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我:點解你咁早放嘅?299Please respect copyright.PENANAAUaN7hOYNV
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阿玲:老闆好人嘛~299Please respect copyright.PENANAFxqHRWVtT1
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我地望左陣餐牌,然後叫埋野食。299Please respect copyright.PENANAce07pHzg70
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阿玲:你真係唔打J㗎?你WhatsApp曾經同我講你係無性戀喎。299Please respect copyright.PENANA6SNMYe4rhf
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我:會嘅,但我唔同一般男仔剩係ff男女扑嘢嗰啲畫面299Please respect copyright.PENANA0IOdEgtbu8
我:我係戀物type299Please respect copyright.PENANAAwxfT2S1hc
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講起性topic,或多或少都會尷尬。299Please respect copyright.PENANADhhHB2VNMQ
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阿玲:點樣戀物法?299Please respect copyright.PENANANtj4b049WH
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我:女裝299Please respect copyright.PENANAd8F6a2wqsl
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阿玲:咁有冇試過做偽娘?299Please respect copyright.PENANALZ6GucjPsN
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我:幼稚園時試過,但大大下就冇再扮過偽娘。299Please respect copyright.PENANAwkzN96kIxg
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講起我嘅性生活,如果你問我中意男定女嘅話,我當然係中意女㗎啦。299Please respect copyright.PENANAbCNysGQmj9
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不過如果俾人問到:你想同男仔攪定女仔攪?我就會諗一陣先答到:同女仔攪。299Please respect copyright.PENANAGeTAdjTX5Y
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只不過,我係要等女仔埋到嚟問我扑唔扑嘢,我先會想到「扑嘢」呢樣嘢。299Please respect copyright.PENANAC3ijE39zMX
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In general,「無性戀」係講緊一個人認為他人對自己缺乏性吸引力,或者低度性慾。再細分嘅話,有啲人真係討厭扑嘢,有啲純粹只係對扑嘢呢個topic被動啫;而我就屬於後者。299Please respect copyright.PENANAGxezYBcQ9j
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雖然唔一定扑嘢,但身為無性戀,都會想同個女仔攬攪錫錫。299Please respect copyright.PENANABAPfyKG6WJ
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我覺得而家見到嘅阿玲,同幾個月前嘅佢唔同左好多,可能返工見人見得多,所以唔再怕羞,我相信嗰度啲同事好關照佢。299Please respect copyright.PENANAiWlFYLsUJj
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dead air咗幾秒,我又問野。299Please respect copyright.PENANARbwwg9MMYF
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我:你真係未識過男朋友?299Please respect copyright.PENANAW07xGmWMhD
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阿玲:女朋友就有。299Please respect copyright.PENANAwZYm35W1pY
(暗笑地回道)299Please respect copyright.PENANADMFRPWFwIS
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呢個世代,一個女仔話自己有女朋友好正常,都無須驚訝。299Please respect copyright.PENANAq3lijR0TNY
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我:邊個邊個?299Please respect copyright.PENANAVUyBXmtPz1
(我咀角上揚,盯住佢雙眼)299Please respect copyright.PENANAttQxehgmvk
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你:咪你囉,你平時教我功課嘅時候啲態度好似阿媽湊女咁,我唔當你係我女朋友都唔得啦。299Please respect copyright.PENANA3KzecJAHzP
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題外話,我記得以前睇過一本書,叫做「男女心理大不同」,入面有一節講過,有時男人保留返7:3黃金比(7成男子氣慨,3成柔情似水嘅味),咁先係最吸引女仔。299Please respect copyright.PENANAtO7ZI34kRH
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呢種心理背後嘅原因,係因為女仔除咗想要一個man啲嘅人之外,有時都想男仔可以溫柔細心咁對佢。299Please respect copyright.PENANAZ18N8fegqJ
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當然,係講緊今時今日嘅世代。你打開電視、電話,唔難發現好多男明星個樣整到男生女相咁。299Please respect copyright.PENANAp1u2PPMZsm
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但唔好忘記,你點玩都好,始終要做返男仔。299Please respect copyright.PENANAloG8Zmkbr8
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吹左陣水,飯終於到。299Please respect copyright.PENANAYpeRr5EEWq
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我叫咗一份黑椒豬扒意粉,而佢就食西蘭花炒鮮魷飯,大家仲有湯送添。299Please respect copyright.PENANAG0HMKEe2Z0
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我:你再唔食野我就食埋你嗰份喇!299Please respect copyright.PENANAe9NtRK4Ww0
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阿玲即刻放低電話食飯。食到一半,阿玲終於平心靜氣同我溝通。299Please respect copyright.PENANA6bv5ziMjF1
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阿玲:你識唔識希臘神話?299Please respect copyright.PENANAj7HeCVx1Vz
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我:知少少啦~299Please respect copyright.PENANAEc4dovAu5c
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以前我同過David玩過神魔同P&D,所以唔會完全唔識。299Please respect copyright.PENANAqjXvy7qFnN
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然後佢喺袋度拎左個禮物盒出黎,原來那是用紙盒盛載嘅洋式油燈。299Please respect copyright.PENANAQI5DZlNhXD
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阿玲:知你一定中意喺房間擺d咁嘅野,所以我專登買比你。299Please respect copyright.PENANAg7VF12MQlR
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我:多謝你呀!你買咗幾多錢呀?299Please respect copyright.PENANATT5KuYPBWd
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阿玲:係我frd幫我買架,都唔係好貴啫,百零二百蚊啦。299Please respect copyright.PENANA7LeQFXhF4U
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阿玲:你記住平時喺房發夢嗰時,要點著呢盞燈,因為聖火會保護你呀!只要有油就點到火喇。299Please respect copyright.PENANA1EN0z9UngR
(佢燦爛地笑道)299Please respect copyright.PENANAdiMTQOn2Xi
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我:但話曬聖火都係普羅米修斯偷個啵299Please respect copyright.PENANAw84mhMdOJB
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阿玲:但你唔覺得宙斯好自私㗎咩?有乜理由製造完人類,就唔比人類用火煮食,明明火係生活必須品嘛!299Please respect copyright.PENANAelv0mJeRbE
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我突然明白點解希臘神話有咁多弒神事件,如果我係希臘神族,我都會反抗宙斯。299Please respect copyright.PENANAefFaEFPzW5
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我:我問你一個問題呀?299Please respect copyright.PENANAKkldJyhGyA
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阿玲:咩?299Please respect copyright.PENANAHWMz1LL1WQ
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我:如果有一日我發夢發到唔理盞燈,攪到屋企火粥,咁你so call嘅聖火咪變左地獄火?299Please respect copyright.PENANAEp36NjSKoK
(我挑逗地說)299Please respect copyright.PENANAkXLcwGOHsB
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阿玲:到時我叫海神波塞頓救你呀。299Please respect copyright.PENANARZJLsxPtb3
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妳個答案都有想像力。299Please respect copyright.PENANAM1MIk5bPad
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我同阿玲食完飯,叫埋兩杯甜品。299Please respect copyright.PENANAqsYHeWLpK5
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阿玲:我有首歌要比你聽。299Please respect copyright.PENANA6V2wDpm2YT
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佢share耳筒比我,都幾好聽bo。299Please respect copyright.PENANAanSHR9BXpp
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「I love it when you call me senoirta299Please respect copyright.PENANAEQ61NNb6hP
I wish I could pretend I didn't need ya299Please respect copyright.PENANARqpBJxqfJ9
But every touch is ooh, la-la-la299Please respect copyright.PENANAI5040hWcS4
It's true, la-la-la299Please respect copyright.PENANAcrCQsFrXVT
Ooh, I should be running299Please respect copyright.PENANA0LVZKtit0h
Ooh, you keep me coming for ya......」299Please respect copyright.PENANANbKE2BH24W
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首歌名係Senorita299Please respect copyright.PENANAR49ghF9rg9
由Shawn Mendes同 Camila Cabello合唱。299Please respect copyright.PENANAfpf2i4p5wW
我立即攞電話出黎google,原來senorita 本來係西班牙文,意思叫:未婚女人,用廣東話型象化地表達,即係叫人地做:小姐姐。299Please respect copyright.PENANABJZ067nfCW
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阿玲:最近熱爆wor,youtube日日都見到排榜首。299Please respect copyright.PENANAQw5PCWbjL4
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我:聽歌詞,個背景天氣應該係夏天?299Please respect copyright.PENANAaPnJxEbKLB
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阿玲:冇錯,小姐姐。299Please respect copyright.PENANAQYxj6EdIFf
(挑逗地說)299Please respect copyright.PENANAFerid1MLw5
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我:夠啦小妹妹,唔好再叫我姐姐喇。299Please respect copyright.PENANAh1TNa3c58g
(我終於忍唔住, 變回冷酷的臉)299Please respect copyright.PENANAEDdrHugmCz
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「阿玲,你打開個口呀。」我也不禁示弱,拮件芒果餵阿玲。299Please respect copyright.PENANAW4uzKtOyRY
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「呀呀呀......UM」佢開心地吞左件芒果落肚。299Please respect copyright.PENANANCpIpOmEv1
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阿玲:今個月尾,即28號開始,我有一個星期day off,想去長洲過夜呀。299Please respect copyright.PENANAblkTIi5aHU
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我:咁不如我地去玩3日兩夜啦。299Please respect copyright.PENANAIufS07WmPx
我:約你28號中午,由中環碼頭一齊出發啦。299Please respect copyright.PENANAyp2WFsjnGK
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我送阿玲一個微笑,而家我又可以更親密同佢一齊了。299Please respect copyright.PENANAcaMeAF2yjk
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阿玲:咁約定你到時見喇,我再wts你呀。299Please respect copyright.PENANA0Ke40fb4BX
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我:一言為定299Please respect copyright.PENANAuMW2YErgWU
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說畢,我又摸佢個頭頂。299Please respect copyright.PENANAX2dQAVu7r6
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阿玲:哎呀,唔好攪我個頭啦,又俾你攪到亂曬。299Please respect copyright.PENANAOlO8JgWpb2
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我:咁我幫你梳返順囉。299Please respect copyright.PENANAzNu2C1IvqL
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最後離開冰室,我同啊玲勾手指尾互相對望,默許了長洲的約會。299Please respect copyright.PENANAyh4B73djfT
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多謝妳送我油燈,Senorita.