最後我哋行咗過百米嘅路,終於入到一間冰室度坐。323Please respect copyright.PENANADIQIcSvmmu
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經過最新了解,知道佢x1都係phy,我心裡默喜,因為終於可以日日見面了。323Please respect copyright.PENANAJLjwivh94A
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我:點解你咁早放嘅?323Please respect copyright.PENANALc6ZnK1AXR
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阿玲:老闆好人嘛~323Please respect copyright.PENANADLe5Upd71f
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我地望左陣餐牌,然後叫埋野食。323Please respect copyright.PENANA2mhvcy6taD
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阿玲:你真係唔打J㗎?你WhatsApp曾經同我講你係無性戀喎。323Please respect copyright.PENANAKuOArTYyPJ
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我:會嘅,但我唔同一般男仔剩係ff男女扑嘢嗰啲畫面323Please respect copyright.PENANAyo74b2lvAc
我:我係戀物type323Please respect copyright.PENANAbcnS1B4J77
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講起性topic,或多或少都會尷尬。323Please respect copyright.PENANArn2DI7igW7
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阿玲:點樣戀物法?323Please respect copyright.PENANAgagsvRkUPo
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我:女裝323Please respect copyright.PENANAk4ZbNDa1QD
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阿玲:咁有冇試過做偽娘?323Please respect copyright.PENANAgM7sj1gC2q
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我:幼稚園時試過,但大大下就冇再扮過偽娘。323Please respect copyright.PENANAjkisZz7OqN
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講起我嘅性生活,如果你問我中意男定女嘅話,我當然係中意女㗎啦。323Please respect copyright.PENANAbyWbfUixU2
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不過如果俾人問到:你想同男仔攪定女仔攪?我就會諗一陣先答到:同女仔攪。323Please respect copyright.PENANALmAnhsnXO9
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只不過,我係要等女仔埋到嚟問我扑唔扑嘢,我先會想到「扑嘢」呢樣嘢。323Please respect copyright.PENANAvaAtmdxA2e
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In general,「無性戀」係講緊一個人認為他人對自己缺乏性吸引力,或者低度性慾。再細分嘅話,有啲人真係討厭扑嘢,有啲純粹只係對扑嘢呢個topic被動啫;而我就屬於後者。323Please respect copyright.PENANAndwxm9aqzu
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雖然唔一定扑嘢,但身為無性戀,都會想同個女仔攬攪錫錫。323Please respect copyright.PENANAJMa3rXPI4p
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我覺得而家見到嘅阿玲,同幾個月前嘅佢唔同左好多,可能返工見人見得多,所以唔再怕羞,我相信嗰度啲同事好關照佢。323Please respect copyright.PENANA4Httik5TEn
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dead air咗幾秒,我又問野。323Please respect copyright.PENANAofWRrpTx6w
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我:你真係未識過男朋友?323Please respect copyright.PENANAptOZhNFC5c
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阿玲:女朋友就有。323Please respect copyright.PENANA1EBqWOeIEJ
(暗笑地回道)323Please respect copyright.PENANAV6lgmpZneO
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呢個世代,一個女仔話自己有女朋友好正常,都無須驚訝。323Please respect copyright.PENANAzXd5qW3wxl
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我:邊個邊個?323Please respect copyright.PENANA0uN7waAgvC
(我咀角上揚,盯住佢雙眼)323Please respect copyright.PENANADC7xoQHSGw
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你:咪你囉,你平時教我功課嘅時候啲態度好似阿媽湊女咁,我唔當你係我女朋友都唔得啦。323Please respect copyright.PENANAM5HurklBwB
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題外話,我記得以前睇過一本書,叫做「男女心理大不同」,入面有一節講過,有時男人保留返7:3黃金比(7成男子氣慨,3成柔情似水嘅味),咁先係最吸引女仔。323Please respect copyright.PENANAnbou7LQkGT
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呢種心理背後嘅原因,係因為女仔除咗想要一個man啲嘅人之外,有時都想男仔可以溫柔細心咁對佢。323Please respect copyright.PENANAVreLVcy1EQ
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當然,係講緊今時今日嘅世代。你打開電視、電話,唔難發現好多男明星個樣整到男生女相咁。323Please respect copyright.PENANA9jU2T7zGXf
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但唔好忘記,你點玩都好,始終要做返男仔。323Please respect copyright.PENANAPCSENLQQa6
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吹左陣水,飯終於到。323Please respect copyright.PENANAYc2MX6Voha
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我叫咗一份黑椒豬扒意粉,而佢就食西蘭花炒鮮魷飯,大家仲有湯送添。323Please respect copyright.PENANAiJFWw689ka
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我:你再唔食野我就食埋你嗰份喇!323Please respect copyright.PENANArXPXgZPAJF
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阿玲即刻放低電話食飯。食到一半,阿玲終於平心靜氣同我溝通。323Please respect copyright.PENANAzQohMxUSFb
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阿玲:你識唔識希臘神話?323Please respect copyright.PENANAJoi2ntGRBt
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我:知少少啦~323Please respect copyright.PENANAfwVtLXlYaj
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以前我同過David玩過神魔同P&D,所以唔會完全唔識。323Please respect copyright.PENANAQIDnxOiMnp
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然後佢喺袋度拎左個禮物盒出黎,原來那是用紙盒盛載嘅洋式油燈。323Please respect copyright.PENANAH4ZU3542r4
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阿玲:知你一定中意喺房間擺d咁嘅野,所以我專登買比你。323Please respect copyright.PENANAZnqgpPT7O7
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我:多謝你呀!你買咗幾多錢呀?323Please respect copyright.PENANAUq0bVkzo5U
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阿玲:係我frd幫我買架,都唔係好貴啫,百零二百蚊啦。323Please respect copyright.PENANAsQQgGllS2Z
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阿玲:你記住平時喺房發夢嗰時,要點著呢盞燈,因為聖火會保護你呀!只要有油就點到火喇。323Please respect copyright.PENANASah05rzTGi
(佢燦爛地笑道)323Please respect copyright.PENANA0jzmY8iZT7
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我:但話曬聖火都係普羅米修斯偷個啵323Please respect copyright.PENANAIkOvb1S8B4
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阿玲:但你唔覺得宙斯好自私㗎咩?有乜理由製造完人類,就唔比人類用火煮食,明明火係生活必須品嘛!323Please respect copyright.PENANA7NaM18HVYI
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我突然明白點解希臘神話有咁多弒神事件,如果我係希臘神族,我都會反抗宙斯。323Please respect copyright.PENANALLpuGTWlw1
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我:我問你一個問題呀?323Please respect copyright.PENANAqLFjSI8igW
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阿玲:咩?323Please respect copyright.PENANAZRC7cu5NTt
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我:如果有一日我發夢發到唔理盞燈,攪到屋企火粥,咁你so call嘅聖火咪變左地獄火?323Please respect copyright.PENANAlJinR6xcgv
(我挑逗地說)323Please respect copyright.PENANA4SFGWbBbbL
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阿玲:到時我叫海神波塞頓救你呀。323Please respect copyright.PENANAbJ1wgfg4ks
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妳個答案都有想像力。323Please respect copyright.PENANAlC7kK4NE7F
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我同阿玲食完飯,叫埋兩杯甜品。323Please respect copyright.PENANAx3KJmMwOMx
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阿玲:我有首歌要比你聽。323Please respect copyright.PENANAkje359XYlM
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佢share耳筒比我,都幾好聽bo。323Please respect copyright.PENANA6jFKCo4e8f
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「I love it when you call me senoirta323Please respect copyright.PENANA6n2iOLIJGf
I wish I could pretend I didn't need ya323Please respect copyright.PENANAZX8Ex7FlbG
But every touch is ooh, la-la-la323Please respect copyright.PENANA8Z8oXj9p9o
It's true, la-la-la323Please respect copyright.PENANAtMJUx1GdbP
Ooh, I should be running323Please respect copyright.PENANAwMO1zZDr2c
Ooh, you keep me coming for ya......」323Please respect copyright.PENANAtP1Wiu6U32
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首歌名係Senorita323Please respect copyright.PENANASf0pa1Sbbl
由Shawn Mendes同 Camila Cabello合唱。323Please respect copyright.PENANA12ojUGFfJK
我立即攞電話出黎google,原來senorita 本來係西班牙文,意思叫:未婚女人,用廣東話型象化地表達,即係叫人地做:小姐姐。323Please respect copyright.PENANAEeXQuoVnZf
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阿玲:最近熱爆wor,youtube日日都見到排榜首。323Please respect copyright.PENANAlge7ix3NYu
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我:聽歌詞,個背景天氣應該係夏天?323Please respect copyright.PENANAcG0araTOer
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阿玲:冇錯,小姐姐。323Please respect copyright.PENANA8VHJhJ01Gc
(挑逗地說)323Please respect copyright.PENANAKK0IW9YYtv
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我:夠啦小妹妹,唔好再叫我姐姐喇。323Please respect copyright.PENANAgNMTegx4mz
(我終於忍唔住, 變回冷酷的臉)323Please respect copyright.PENANARVh4MipRro
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「阿玲,你打開個口呀。」我也不禁示弱,拮件芒果餵阿玲。323Please respect copyright.PENANAgKeB4uIaAR
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「呀呀呀......UM」佢開心地吞左件芒果落肚。323Please respect copyright.PENANALrBGX3htVf
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阿玲:今個月尾,即28號開始,我有一個星期day off,想去長洲過夜呀。323Please respect copyright.PENANAGdfmK0710p
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我:咁不如我地去玩3日兩夜啦。323Please respect copyright.PENANAnKzSQW40nL
我:約你28號中午,由中環碼頭一齊出發啦。323Please respect copyright.PENANAjEU25W95zP
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我送阿玲一個微笑,而家我又可以更親密同佢一齊了。323Please respect copyright.PENANAntPf5k4M9Z
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阿玲:咁約定你到時見喇,我再wts你呀。323Please respect copyright.PENANAW4gKnpyUpw
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我:一言為定323Please respect copyright.PENANAikj7lYkGw2
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說畢,我又摸佢個頭頂。323Please respect copyright.PENANA9PjU6G9PFn
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阿玲:哎呀,唔好攪我個頭啦,又俾你攪到亂曬。323Please respect copyright.PENANAffB5JQqYIq
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我:咁我幫你梳返順囉。323Please respect copyright.PENANAOtE4m9uybB
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最後離開冰室,我同啊玲勾手指尾互相對望,默許了長洲的約會。323Please respect copyright.PENANAFmDy1jdqx4
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多謝妳送我油燈,Senorita.