最後我哋行咗過百米嘅路，終於入到一間冰室度坐。303Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAVLiXvQzbf
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經過最新了解，知道佢x1都係phy，我心裡默喜，因為終於可以日日見面了。303Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqckzy5TXAB
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我：點解你咁早放嘅?303Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMkqknVQiZp
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阿玲：老闆好人嘛~303Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ81Uf0To1Tz
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我地望左陣餐牌，然後叫埋野食。303Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxFRL7u8WEI
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阿玲：你真係唔打J㗎？你WhatsApp曾經同我講你係無性戀喎。303Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Ucquf3XQv
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我：會嘅，但我唔同一般男仔剩係ff男女扑嘢嗰啲畫面303Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAh6IKPN7yy
我：我係戀物type303Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgnVASvCGBp
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講起性topic，或多或少都會尷尬。303Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHvo8qOdxuy
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阿玲：點樣戀物法？303Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ8MRshuHLq
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我：女裝303Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb9X86wS0lV
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阿玲：咁有冇試過做偽娘？303Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMm5yxCqzYS
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我：幼稚園時試過，但大大下就冇再扮過偽娘。303Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsG51c5gAWU
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講起我嘅性生活，如果你問我中意男定女嘅話，我當然係中意女㗎啦。303Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡky422TwYYX
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不過如果俾人問到：你想同男仔攪定女仔攪？我就會諗一陣先答到：同女仔攪。303Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBZAS8MabwN
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只不過，我係要等女仔埋到嚟問我扑唔扑嘢，我先會想到「扑嘢」呢樣嘢。303Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPBFPOmQyLE
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In general，「無性戀」係講緊一個人認為他人對自己缺乏性吸引力，或者低度性慾。再細分嘅話，有啲人真係討厭扑嘢，有啲純粹只係對扑嘢呢個topic被動啫；而我就屬於後者。303Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkqumlomCh9
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雖然唔一定扑嘢，但身為無性戀，都會想同個女仔攬攪錫錫。303Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVsPQGRJOgp
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我覺得而家見到嘅阿玲，同幾個月前嘅佢唔同左好多，可能返工見人見得多，所以唔再怕羞，我相信嗰度啲同事好關照佢。303Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcZnzvKWqs0
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dead air咗幾秒，我又問野。303Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOKLkUvTYdL
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我：你真係未識過男朋友？303Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9MWwpewlgr
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阿玲：女朋友就有。303Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjNs8tyUUn8
（暗笑地回道）303Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzkUqEqahBA
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呢個世代，一個女仔話自己有女朋友好正常，都無須驚訝。303Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhkh1lkXr4K
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(我咀角上揚，盯住佢雙眼)303Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡljm01jki3x
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你：咪你囉，你平時教我功課嘅時候啲態度好似阿媽湊女咁，我唔當你係我女朋友都唔得啦。303Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxZfl2yv0BD
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題外話，我記得以前睇過一本書，叫做「男女心理大不同」，入面有一節講過，有時男人保留返7:3黃金比(7成男子氣慨，3成柔情似水嘅味)，咁先係最吸引女仔。303Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnbfRqCrmG1
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呢種心理背後嘅原因，係因為女仔除咗想要一個man啲嘅人之外，有時都想男仔可以溫柔細心咁對佢。303Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIKFbHFKYtq
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當然，係講緊今時今日嘅世代。你打開電視、電話，唔難發現好多男明星個樣整到男生女相咁。303Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzNzb3HGDyQ
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但唔好忘記，你點玩都好，始終要做返男仔。303Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXkK9uVvSrC
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吹左陣水，飯終於到。303Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjIEVF3DS8K
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我叫咗一份黑椒豬扒意粉，而佢就食西蘭花炒鮮魷飯，大家仲有湯送添。303Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSOkm7drno9
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我：你再唔食野我就食埋你嗰份喇！303Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTK4AntcNFk
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阿玲即刻放低電話食飯。食到一半，阿玲終於平心靜氣同我溝通。303Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTXpA7gqCfT
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阿玲：你識唔識希臘神話?303Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8G3Hd1vllw
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我：知少少啦～303Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7x2inNHB5c
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以前我同過David玩過神魔同P&D，所以唔會完全唔識。303Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPH8GVujHIK
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然後佢喺袋度拎左個禮物盒出黎，原來那是用紙盒盛載嘅洋式油燈。303Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxxxiux2WJb
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阿玲：知你一定中意喺房間擺d咁嘅野，所以我專登買比你。303Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXT6yaFj97S
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我：多謝你呀！你買咗幾多錢呀？303Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJApGxFcpoo
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阿玲：係我frd幫我買架，都唔係好貴啫，百零二百蚊啦。303Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhjhgLU48cF
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阿玲：你記住平時喺房發夢嗰時，要點著呢盞燈，因為聖火會保護你呀！只要有油就點到火喇。303Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0N85nlk6ww
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我：但話曬聖火都係普羅米修斯偷個啵303Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf1toLu7iHB
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阿玲：但你唔覺得宙斯好自私㗎咩？有乜理由製造完人類，就唔比人類用火煮食，明明火係生活必須品嘛！303Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5quw2RolMx
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我突然明白點解希臘神話有咁多弒神事件，如果我係希臘神族，我都會反抗宙斯。303Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiF0Kqj9ol5
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阿玲：咩？303Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpPQTBapYZs
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我：如果有一日我發夢發到唔理盞燈，攪到屋企火粥，咁你so call嘅聖火咪變左地獄火？303Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7jLf247hc3
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阿玲：到時我叫海神波塞頓救你呀。303Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ330gatBJKm
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妳個答案都有想像力。303Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN18O7YgDUz
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我同阿玲食完飯，叫埋兩杯甜品。303Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEmCmkXWA7p
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阿玲：我有首歌要比你聽。303Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ILj2c612Z
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佢share耳筒比我，都幾好聽bo。303Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR7MUS5PT0s
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「I love it when you call me senoirta303Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0m6UXr2lPY
I wish I could pretend I didn't need ya303Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡib94g289M7
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Ooh, I should be running303Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUp65EARtLV
Ooh, you keep me coming for ya......」303Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrydRvjKlxK
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首歌名係Senorita303Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqy1Pcxa7iQ
由Shawn Mendes同 Camila Cabello合唱。303Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGMoSZ1jYW9
我立即攞電話出黎google，原來senorita 本來係西班牙文，意思叫：未婚女人，用廣東話型象化地表達，即係叫人地做：小姐姐。303Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3oRNSvGR0M
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阿玲：最近熱爆wor，youtube日日都見到排榜首。303Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhQ9pMdpxA6
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我：聽歌詞，個背景天氣應該係夏天？303Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoBqRnByNxZ
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阿玲：冇錯，小姐姐。303Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVmc2CBiUS7
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我：夠啦小妹妹，唔好再叫我姐姐喇。303Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoIAbbqzcBr
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「阿玲，你打開個口呀。」我也不禁示弱，拮件芒果餵阿玲。303Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlaiTlamw4u
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「呀呀呀......UM」佢開心地吞左件芒果落肚。303Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2W5QDNZwU2
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阿玲：今個月尾，即28號開始，我有一個星期day off，想去長洲過夜呀。303Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ86a8W3v7N3
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我：咁不如我地去玩3日兩夜啦。303Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtx7msD6dq8
我：約你28號中午，由中環碼頭一齊出發啦。303Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz42LdTzfhK
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我送阿玲一個微笑，而家我又可以更親密同佢一齊了。303Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYWoDi52Wei
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阿玲：咁約定你到時見喇，我再wts你呀。303Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5I75MqFWIk
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我：一言為定303Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZE1CvQJ78n
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說畢，我又摸佢個頭頂。303Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSebLayYJzv
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阿玲：哎呀，唔好攪我個頭啦，又俾你攪到亂曬。303Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoR8wIrBede
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我：咁我幫你梳返順囉。303Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ73egQcYriS
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最後離開冰室，我同啊玲勾手指尾互相對望，默許了長洲的約會。303Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk01o2dzgNI
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多謝妳送我油燈，Senorita.
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