
hewo~! okay, anyways. idk what i'm doing but have fun reading, i guess.
1. recall your most embarrassing memory465Please respect copyright.PENANADfw7PAVaSk
okay. welp, this is going to be weird to write about. okay, so, i was in 5th grade and i had the audacity to sign up for the talent show. so, i signed up and i went to rehearsal, right? i cried in front everyone at rehearsal. then the next night, we had a night where all the kids in the talent show performed in front everyone's parents. what did i do? i cried. again. then the next day, we peformed again but it was in front of the entire school, including my crush. mind you, i was wearing this ugly dress and i thought i was cute. then we were back in that era where we thought the orange justice dance was the shit. so, muy friend was shy and she was dancing so i went out onto the stage with her and danced sicne for some reason, i knew the entire dance to the entire song..? then my turn came and i had to put the ugly dress on, i went on stage and started to sing rise up by andra day and what did i do, once again? i fucking cried. yep. in front of my crush and everything. life sucks, mate.
2. think about the last time that you laughed until you cried. 465Please respect copyright.PENANAzEuivxHdE8
that had to be like yesterday. i think i laughed at something bunny said and then started crying because it was so funny. maybe it wasn't yesterday but it was damn near last week or something. eh, idgaf.
3. write a story about what would happen if your day went in reverse. hint: the story would begin when you were in your pajamas and ready for bed.465Please respect copyright.PENANAAKRjucYMLs
*acting like a vlogger on youtube from 2016* hi, guys. so, i'm in bed right now. i can't get back up for a few more hours because of my schedule. *a few hours earlier..?* okay, hi. i'm in the bathroom right now taking my clothes off and using the shower. *after shower* i'm putting my clothes back on now. hold on, ms. shi! i'm getting undressed. --- omfg, i can't do this. it's too weird.
5. what was the best joke that you heard during the last week? what made that joke so funny to you?465Please respect copyright.PENANArjYMhLCV9e
the funniest joke to me in the past week was said on saturday when we were at barnes & noble. lovely, bunny and i were sitting in the little kids section, reading when out of no where lovely said, 'are you eleven protons because you're sodium fine.' and i stared at her. then i realized what she said and i started cackling.
6. make a list of your favorite puns.465Please respect copyright.PENANABwvpeS3YFM
i might seem lame right now but i don't pay attention to puns...
7. write a movie review about the funniest movie that you have ever seen.465Please respect copyright.PENANAo4WSuMNmu6
*acting like a famous journalist* hello, my name is alex ugliana. today i am going to write a movie review about the movie- i give up. i'm not good at explaining things without spoiling it.
8. pretend that you are going to be performing a stand-up comedy act for your friends and family members. write a draft of what your act might sound like.465Please respect copyright.PENANACpGIc4GK2g
hehe, okay. *clears throat and gets accent ready* *using "country" accent* hey there, y'all! my name is alex and i'm here tahday tah tell yeh fellers about the trump family! i believe thet man, donald trump, was a good president. and that's not jest becuz i'm caucasian and african amurican. i swear tah yer, he was a good man in my eyes. omfg, i give up. wtf am i writing? *yeets self into dumpster*
9. consider something that you are most scared of, and then write a story about a character encountering that fear. make sure the character has a reaction to their fear that is so exaggerated it becomes funny.465Please respect copyright.PENANABcOKqBPG4n
okay, lemme try this. i'm scared of the dark. lemma alone. omg. anyways-- genevieve walked into her home late at night. "i knew i shouldn't have gone to that stupid 'get together'." she groans --bitch wtf--. her house was pitch black. she couldn't see anything as she took off her shoes. she tried to flip on a light switch. it didn't work. she tried over and over again. "holy fuck, did i pay the light bill?" she said --shoulda never sucked dick for free, genevieve. omg, i'm going to hell-- she digs in her pocket for her phone. she turned on the flashlight. she walked through her house, heart beating like crazy, mind running at what could've caused her lights not to work. she walks past the couch and the corner of the couch grazes her thigh. she screams bloody murder. "oh my fucking god!" she screams and runs through her house like a little bitch. she runs into the kitchen counter. "ouch!" she yells. she goes for another light switch. it doesn't work either. she screams even louder. she runs to her room and flips on the light. she breathes a heavy sigh, seeing the darkness disappear from the light. --you know what? i declare gore!-- then a blade stabs into her neck. she gasps and chokes up blood, holding her neck. she bleeds all over her carpets. thoughts are running through her mind. am i dying? eh, i don't care. oh my fucking god! there is blood on my carpets! wait- who stabbed me? she turns around and there is the dark behind her. she falls to the ground and dies. you know, i liked where that went. morbid as fuck but who gives a shit. i liked it. i'm weird. anyways-- NEXT~!
10. how would you describe your own sense of humor?465Please respect copyright.PENANACI35bzVRIL
i would descibe my sense of humor to be kind of morbid, kind of crazy, not really that funny but somehow funny to other people. i think i'm a crackhead that doesn't do crack....make sense? yeah? okay, bye.
11. write a list of funny excuses that you could use to get out of doing your homework.465Please respect copyright.PENANAgzcMX9Xh5T
okay, bet. number one - so what had happened was, i didn't really know what to do so i gave it to my mom and she got angry with it so she gave it back to me and told me to get the fuck out of her room so i went to the mall and got on the airplane and drove to japan and then i biked to south korea over the sea and i dropped it on my way to south korea. so it's in the ocean between japan and south korea. i mean, feel free to look in the ocean. i hope you don't drown. *silently wishing for them to drown* *smiles all inocently* number two - my pet dragon at it. number three - i got free tickets to a bts concert with backstage tickets and i needed the paper to make a poster for bts. number four - i cried and got it all wet and then my little brother got hungry so i fed my brother my homework for dinner because i was depression and did not feel like cooking. number five - wait- we had homework? oh my god, was that what i used to pick up my unicorn's shit? i'm so sorry! number six - i lost it in zamunda. you don't know what zamunda is? oh my god, it's in africa. what type of social studies teacher are you? what the fuck do you mean, 'why was i in zamunda'? i was studying, idiot. number seven - i was sick and i used the paper as toilet paper. don't ask me what sickness i had, you icky nasty, oh my god! you disgust me. okay, lemme stop.
12. write a funny short story in which the main character is your alter ego/you.465Please respect copyright.PENANAIWcMqX7S9b
funny? mm. i'll see if i can do it. so first here is my ego or aura, whatever. i'm nice, sweet, funny, "pretty", adorable, friendly, sometimes ghetto especially when i'm mad and i seem very social but i really don't like people. so, my alter ego would be someone who absolutely the opposite except for the fact that i'd still be funny and ghetto. story (btw this'll be like when i first moved here so jazzy won't be in this): i walk down the stairs of my new group home. all the heads turn towards me. the staff, bunny, gorgeous and kitkat. they all look at me, wide-eyed. i sigh, heavily and walk towards them, not wanting to get to know them. "hi." gorgeous says. "wassup." i say, sliding my hoodie on. omg, i give up. i can't do this lmao.
13. have you ever tried to use your own sense of humor to impress someone? write about whether or not your jokes worked their magic.465Please respect copyright.PENANAgXbAu7AV1r
i mean, yeah, mate. how do you think i have emmi? she likes me because i'm pretty, funny, loud/energetic, and i kind of don't care what people think about me.
14. think about an inside joke that you share with a friend or family member. how did that inside joke come to be? 465Please respect copyright.PENANACp0fYFPXLj
bet~! me and bunny were just doing it. free real estate. i walked up to her one day and slid my hand down her arm and said that in a weird/seductive way and ever since then, it's been a thing. we were just trying to explain it to her boyfriend, lion. and yesterday, we were watching a movie and the thingy said in a british accent, 'and i'm greedy with the soup.' so now, that's a thing. we have too many inside jokes. i make too many jokes.
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i guess i'm doing those question things again. emmi looks sexy today, holy shet. anyways--
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full name? - lady leilani waterton of dogde charger.465Please respect copyright.PENANAP2RQfNsWIm
girl bestie? - coco <3465Please respect copyright.PENANAXPdIm5w9ZE
boy bestie? - idek anymore. i need a boy bestie.465Please respect copyright.PENANAUh3PrerzhY
age? - seven years old.465Please respect copyright.PENANAswAw99981h
last person i texted? - idfk.465Please respect copyright.PENANAukiyXKd5mo
last person i called? - probably my little brother.465Please respect copyright.PENANAS4PWpMMByf
current crush? - my girlfriend, emmi, tf?465Please respect copyright.PENANASRFsSHMlR1
random fact? - i like food.465Please respect copyright.PENANAi6OGMswKek
single or taken? - big, fat taken.465Please respect copyright.PENANAYtXIvlauSi
favourite quote? - if it delicious, it's zero calories. said by wwh.465Please respect copyright.PENANA7MH9kxXGZ4
first kiss? - bitch wtf?465Please respect copyright.PENANAx20GpRJmgk
ever smoked? - nope.465Please respect copyright.PENANAfMJOgO5WGn
ever done drugs? - nope~465Please respect copyright.PENANAPdwjhA7d5M
ever been drunk? - i don't drink.465Please respect copyright.PENANA6KvShWIcHa
longest relationship? - five and a half months.465Please respect copyright.PENANAEARjfUlz2n
pet peeve? - my little brother. his entire existent. but i still love him.465Please respect copyright.PENANAygxEgeTr5K
eye colour? - brown. my little brother's eyes are really pretty.465Please respect copyright.PENANALYxMGA55ym
birthday? - 1930.01.01-- nah, i'm playing but no one needs to know my birthday.465Please respect copyright.PENANAHPncRdlIYX
obsession? - kpop.465Please respect copyright.PENANAP5JOcsrtRZ
do you give second chances? - that depends.465Please respect copyright.PENANAcfJccZ266J
play any sports? - no, bitch. the hell do i look like?465Please respect copyright.PENANApbwKG5tAAp
dream job? - kpop idol or just a singer in general.465Please respect copyright.PENANAgluOk4Xoxi
day or night? - idk.465Please respect copyright.PENANAE9BaYXIZPX
your idea of a perfec date? - idk.465Please respect copyright.PENANAEkdsAGWGku
sing in the shower? - yes, motherfucker. i throw whole ass concerts in the shower.465Please respect copyright.PENANAZPGckg0laS
favourite colour(s)? - purple and black.465Please respect copyright.PENANAhJcgyVDi3o
any tattoos? - nope. i'm lame.465Please respect copyright.PENANAe7oXLh8jSi
any peircings? - yes, in my ears.465Please respect copyright.PENANAeppJYFGLnp
favourite movie(s)? - idk.465Please respect copyright.PENANAQ4Jjkfb30o
current mood? - bored and tired.465Please respect copyright.PENANABtbatdrGNk
jealous of? - a lot of things.465Please respect copyright.PENANAJjBh8Cjn7F
place you want to visit? - south korea and cambodia.465Please respect copyright.PENANAttBSA9v0IV
pets? - two dogs.465Please respect copyright.PENANA8Sme6r99S5
last song you listened to? - spring day and currently listening to crystal snow and trying not to cry. so far succesful in not crying and the song is ending.465Please respect copyright.PENANAqD5s0L8k1c
favourite number? - seven.465Please respect copyright.PENANARuGzEgxsY9
nicknames? - vanilla, alex, suga, steph.465Please respect copyright.PENANAUdJ7TFoWJX
siblings? - 5 older sisters and 2 brothers.465Please respect copyright.PENANANIfeKF9H8l
afraid of the dark? - yes.465Please respect copyright.PENANAl0xo2LlKN0
one wish? - to be happy for real.465Please respect copyright.PENANAdFGTH3mY1s
something you want to do!? - live life. vibe, you know?465Please respect copyright.PENANAWuMjAoChXe
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full name? - mind your fucking business, damn.465Please respect copyright.PENANAQ5oEEp2ufH
age? - i'm still seven years old.465Please respect copyright.PENANA07Mz2CUjR5
idols? - bts, stray kids, blackpink, kamla harris, etc.465Please respect copyright.PENANA5l1f1eSU8d
something you hate about yourself? - my body.465Please respect copyright.PENANARJCKixsc7h
something you like about yourself? - idk.465Please respect copyright.PENANA68MDwQkIEd
someone you hate? - jason derulo and donald trump.465Please respect copyright.PENANAfAeQtiQdsz
favourite band? - bts.465Please respect copyright.PENANAC2cBc02wcf
say 'sexy' what do you think of? - that time when stray kids was still nine members and they were roleplaying. felix was a grand father and he has this old man voice and it was still sexy but funny. but that's not it. he said sexy instead of saekshi, i guess and woojin corrected him and felix kept saying saekshi over and over. oh, i also think of bts and just-- agh!465Please respect copyright.PENANA0OuQvjVn2d
ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend? - no, of course not.465Please respect copyright.PENANAMVdEaAXJaO
where do you want to be right now? - idk. south korea.465Please respect copyright.PENANAmXZpCyZ29k
girl crush? - emmi.465Please respect copyright.PENANAFRmavnlxtY
boy crush? - bts. plural, bitch.465Please respect copyright.PENANAt8UaTSFkWL
an embarrassing memory? - look at this top ^465Please respect copyright.PENANAPyHfaU7OPe
talents? - singing.465Please respect copyright.PENANAh0RzAIRXGH
soemone i miss? - my step-mom.465Please respect copyright.PENANAlVhbAIPZco
someone i love? - emmi.465Please respect copyright.PENANARcO54gADtM
my future goals? - idk. graduate school. succeed in life, i guess.465Please respect copyright.PENANAifyFQQMAgF
a confession? - i am not ninety-one years old.465Please respect copyright.PENANAm3Mw3EpjF2
something i'm addicted to? - love and affection even though i don't get a lot of them. oh, also, drugs! yeah, no. i'm playing.465Please respect copyright.PENANAudeluk8vN9
favourite animal? - dogs.465Please respect copyright.PENANAraDkOgiGhD
favourite tv couples? - weiyoung and touba jun. minde and di. jin-wook and yu-mi. spongebob and sandy. probably more but i don't feel like going through them all. 465Please respect copyright.PENANAF4GBOG9Mbl
ships? - namjin, jikook, taekook, sope.465Please respect copyright.PENANADcoBLKL04t
worst movie you've ever saw? - i don't remember what it was called but it was just terrible. i was so cunfused.465Please respect copyright.PENANAzJ6OsgssQE
what's your biggest wish? - to be a singer.465Please respect copyright.PENANAsLlstmIjBT
bad habits? - hitting people out of affection. being sarcastic.465Please respect copyright.PENANAoWHAOLWDeI
food you hate? - pineapple pizza, school luch fried chicken because that chicken be fake and disgusting. caviar. 465Please respect copyright.PENANAQoEDbj7quR
hair colour? - brown. i'm ugly as fuck so when i say i feel sexy, ignore that shit.465Please respect copyright.PENANAnVeq8qnIiQ
favourite kind of ice cream? - cookies & cream and chocolate.465Please respect copyright.PENANAfPeEcLnTnT
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gender? - oppa attack helicopter and/or female.465Please respect copyright.PENANAeDwGB3J9Ge
country? - i don't live on earth. 465Please respect copyright.PENANAlDVIAV2cnR
languages you speak? - lunarian, trigedasleng, english, tiny korean, sorta french, kinda spanish.465Please respect copyright.PENANAmljlgYmBzQ
last lie you told? - that i'm pretty.465Please respect copyright.PENANAnbJDfcmJKM
favourite subject in school? - english language arts.465Please respect copyright.PENANAvhh24sSYLd
most expensive item you own? - a pair of vans.465Please respect copyright.PENANAQeksq1Az8h
country with your favourite accent? - australia.465Please respect copyright.PENANAfWT9DDCDze
do you have any children? - i was about to answer like, bitch wtf, no. but i do. li minde, touba jun, touba yu, cheng de, li weiyoung, jun tao, bai zhi, jungkook, jennie, lisa, ni-ki, all of txt, jasper from the 100, etc. i have a lot of kids.465Please respect copyright.PENANAsjJq7eXAu8
dog or cat person? - both.465Please respect copyright.PENANAhWNgTZtk73
first kiss? if so, what age? - yes. thirteen years old.465Please respect copyright.PENANAaF6AVKb4W4
do you live in a house or apartment? - nosy, i declare. i live in a house. damn.465Please respect copyright.PENANAfkX2Ia3fan
do you belive in God? - idk.465Please respect copyright.PENANAO67Kbk67nz
single or taken? - taken.465Please respect copyright.PENANAZaqcCq50wD
favourite body part of the opposite gender? - well, damn. heh heh. nah, perverts. torso and hands, omg. *dies*465Please respect copyright.PENANAOCzlTxxZBe
birthday year? - 1930.465Please respect copyright.PENANANkpByhQtsg
celebrity crush? - holy fuck, dude. i have a lot.465Please respect copyright.PENANAhqTTLu4Ppw
age? - what's that?465Please respect copyright.PENANARPoTeVq8k9
enthinicity? - african american.465Please respect copyright.PENANA4v8aIRe3kH
tea or coffee? - neither.465Please respect copyright.PENANAIsMXCOAhSj
random skill you have? - i can make people smile.465Please respect copyright.PENANA54X2JGP7t1
prefer hugs or kisses? - i mean, both. *slow motion walks looking stupid as fuck*465Please respect copyright.PENANA7BwVxReNo3
favourite food? - ice cream.465Please respect copyright.PENANAOWiTJmS4oI
last person you saw naked? - myself, you fucking icky nasty. 465Please respect copyright.PENANAOYBs2kmEeC
shared nudes? - damn, people are nosy but yes.465Please respect copyright.PENANA6aOsB6uOzI
eye colour? - the rainbow. get on my level.465Please respect copyright.PENANAATLXZKIq33
favourite soda? - sprite.465Please respect copyright.PENANALOKBT05yhB
biggest pet peeve? - people being people.465Please respect copyright.PENANAPoP3lMdS5K
can you swim? - yes, wtf?465Please respect copyright.PENANAQPt87Kr2aG
favourite song at the moment? - 19 by stray kids but that could change every 2 seconds. honestly i don't think i have a favourite song.465Please respect copyright.PENANAMHrjBH3JZA
do you watch porn? - no, but i have with my cousin and her friends because we wanted to see the tony lopez leaked video so we searched porn hub. one thing went to another and we ended up seeing an apparent james charles leaked sex tape and then my cousin and her friend sat there and watched a bondage for like an hour while me and her other friend decided to cleanse our eyes with bleach and protect our assholes.465Please respect copyright.PENANA2FFLVKm1xn
virgin? - yes, omg. nasty.465Please respect copyright.PENANAKSEP3JcNpY
favourite social media platform(s) - twitter, weverse, snapchat.465Please respect copyright.PENANAMiNhZdO9vE
colour of your current bed sheets? - weird question but, uhm, they're grey...yep *nodding*465Please respect copyright.PENANA8cMtAAn2cW
apple or andriod? - apple.465Please respect copyright.PENANASv824i9JqP
best dessert? - mochi.465Please respect copyright.PENANAlydDkNMs1x
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have you ever:465Please respect copyright.PENANA1AEgihCN7d
1. skipped class? - yes.465Please respect copyright.PENANAXu39ccqRoF
2. done drugs? - no.465Please respect copyright.PENANApma4uO1MMM
3. self-harmed? - yes.465Please respect copyright.PENANApoBkorqjhH
4. drank? - no.465Please respect copyright.PENANAFzlfqBf39X
5. shoplifted? - yes.465Please respect copyright.PENANAf86whqSToT
6. gotten a tattoo? - no.465Please respect copyright.PENANAU2wzqK99zO
7. broken up with someone? - yes.465Please respect copyright.PENANAVBCiuV7Mqr
what's your favourite:465Please respect copyright.PENANA16aOEQ438X
8. show? - the princess weiyoung.465Please respect copyright.PENANAQJ6akCbnG9
9. movie? - break the silence.465Please respect copyright.PENANAwXjQizXrgA
10. song? - idk anymore and i just answered that, like, 5 minutes ago, omg.465Please respect copyright.PENANAIRN4CJbPS9
11. artist? - bts.465Please respect copyright.PENANApmjdpAvKdF
12. singer or band? - bts.465Please respect copyright.PENANA0bqPYR4nFD
13. memory? - idk.465Please respect copyright.PENANAqPhL8KPiP3
14. book? - the cruel prince.465Please respect copyright.PENANApiFh6CKRyj
this or that:465Please respect copyright.PENANA48N1o3D6nR
15. invisibility or ability to fly? - fly.465Please respect copyright.PENANAs9wtpunIYp
16. cookies or cake? - cookies.465Please respect copyright.PENANANS2X98axgv
17. twitter or facebook? - twitter.465Please respect copyright.PENANAmVDbpTT7WG
18. movies or books? - idk.465Please respect copyright.PENANAFCW7TlemnM
19. coke or sprite? - sprite.465Please respect copyright.PENANAbUweZyL7Ii
20. blind of deaf? - blind.465Please respect copyright.PENANALwhQh9TMVf
21. tea or coffee? - neither.465Please respect copyright.PENANA7AuEt5sAOQ
what's your:465Please respect copyright.PENANAnhvflynhvl
22. age? - ninety-one.465Please respect copyright.PENANA3ltCOvkC0x
23. zodiac sign? - virgo/libra cusp.465Please respect copyright.PENANABpVCaYqbmE
24. height? - 4'11.465Please respect copyright.PENANAH308pLR1et
25. sexual orientation? - bisexual.465Please respect copyright.PENANA8kCd5gLfC9
26. shoe size? - seven.465Please respect copyright.PENANAh7YCNx5WJy
27. religion? - i'm not religious.465Please respect copyright.PENANAWP59zyjRRq
28. longest relationship? - like, five months.465Please respect copyright.PENANADNzGMnXUdf
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29. gay rights? - i'm gay...465Please respect copyright.PENANAZcjJdLLHyM
30. second chances? - it depends.465Please respect copyright.PENANAufE4frDl3b
31. long distance relationships? - don't get hurt, baby.465Please respect copyright.PENANAQcha3pjuGo
32. abortion? - ew.465Please respect copyright.PENANAslDotdRvWS
33. a death penalty? - ew.465Please respect copyright.PENANA815BUkmbVD
34. marijuana? - i likes that.465Please respect copyright.PENANA5Mcm5o68IK
35. love? - what's love?465Please respect copyright.PENANAQt1J6j5cDK
do you:465Please respect copyright.PENANAA3DtCBMjCq
36. belive in ghosts? - sorta kinda.465Please respect copyright.PENANAdnqtEdEU0l
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omg, bye. i'm tired of this.
- Alex <3465Please respect copyright.PENANAItZpxGse1A