
hewo~! okay, anyways. idk what i'm doing but have fun reading, i guess.
1. recall your most embarrassing memory436Please respect copyright.PENANAnN83NhDbde
okay. welp, this is going to be weird to write about. okay, so, i was in 5th grade and i had the audacity to sign up for the talent show. so, i signed up and i went to rehearsal, right? i cried in front everyone at rehearsal. then the next night, we had a night where all the kids in the talent show performed in front everyone's parents. what did i do? i cried. again. then the next day, we peformed again but it was in front of the entire school, including my crush. mind you, i was wearing this ugly dress and i thought i was cute. then we were back in that era where we thought the orange justice dance was the shit. so, muy friend was shy and she was dancing so i went out onto the stage with her and danced sicne for some reason, i knew the entire dance to the entire song..? then my turn came and i had to put the ugly dress on, i went on stage and started to sing rise up by andra day and what did i do, once again? i fucking cried. yep. in front of my crush and everything. life sucks, mate.
2. think about the last time that you laughed until you cried. 436Please respect copyright.PENANAm70lzHMM2j
that had to be like yesterday. i think i laughed at something bunny said and then started crying because it was so funny. maybe it wasn't yesterday but it was damn near last week or something. eh, idgaf.
3. write a story about what would happen if your day went in reverse. hint: the story would begin when you were in your pajamas and ready for bed.436Please respect copyright.PENANAvXV0QJ0kF9
*acting like a vlogger on youtube from 2016* hi, guys. so, i'm in bed right now. i can't get back up for a few more hours because of my schedule. *a few hours earlier..?* okay, hi. i'm in the bathroom right now taking my clothes off and using the shower. *after shower* i'm putting my clothes back on now. hold on, ms. shi! i'm getting undressed. --- omfg, i can't do this. it's too weird.
5. what was the best joke that you heard during the last week? what made that joke so funny to you?436Please respect copyright.PENANAOaW2Bpn5NJ
the funniest joke to me in the past week was said on saturday when we were at barnes & noble. lovely, bunny and i were sitting in the little kids section, reading when out of no where lovely said, 'are you eleven protons because you're sodium fine.' and i stared at her. then i realized what she said and i started cackling.
6. make a list of your favorite puns.436Please respect copyright.PENANAFHj2MX4hxG
i might seem lame right now but i don't pay attention to puns...
7. write a movie review about the funniest movie that you have ever seen.436Please respect copyright.PENANAqke0TG2oOh
*acting like a famous journalist* hello, my name is alex ugliana. today i am going to write a movie review about the movie- i give up. i'm not good at explaining things without spoiling it.
8. pretend that you are going to be performing a stand-up comedy act for your friends and family members. write a draft of what your act might sound like.436Please respect copyright.PENANAMsJbWBOqPA
hehe, okay. *clears throat and gets accent ready* *using "country" accent* hey there, y'all! my name is alex and i'm here tahday tah tell yeh fellers about the trump family! i believe thet man, donald trump, was a good president. and that's not jest becuz i'm caucasian and african amurican. i swear tah yer, he was a good man in my eyes. omfg, i give up. wtf am i writing? *yeets self into dumpster*
9. consider something that you are most scared of, and then write a story about a character encountering that fear. make sure the character has a reaction to their fear that is so exaggerated it becomes funny.436Please respect copyright.PENANAqoLyptACsr
okay, lemme try this. i'm scared of the dark. lemma alone. omg. anyways-- genevieve walked into her home late at night. "i knew i shouldn't have gone to that stupid 'get together'." she groans --bitch wtf--. her house was pitch black. she couldn't see anything as she took off her shoes. she tried to flip on a light switch. it didn't work. she tried over and over again. "holy fuck, did i pay the light bill?" she said --shoulda never sucked dick for free, genevieve. omg, i'm going to hell-- she digs in her pocket for her phone. she turned on the flashlight. she walked through her house, heart beating like crazy, mind running at what could've caused her lights not to work. she walks past the couch and the corner of the couch grazes her thigh. she screams bloody murder. "oh my fucking god!" she screams and runs through her house like a little bitch. she runs into the kitchen counter. "ouch!" she yells. she goes for another light switch. it doesn't work either. she screams even louder. she runs to her room and flips on the light. she breathes a heavy sigh, seeing the darkness disappear from the light. --you know what? i declare gore!-- then a blade stabs into her neck. she gasps and chokes up blood, holding her neck. she bleeds all over her carpets. thoughts are running through her mind. am i dying? eh, i don't care. oh my fucking god! there is blood on my carpets! wait- who stabbed me? she turns around and there is the dark behind her. she falls to the ground and dies. you know, i liked where that went. morbid as fuck but who gives a shit. i liked it. i'm weird. anyways-- NEXT~!
10. how would you describe your own sense of humor?436Please respect copyright.PENANA4YGqzdHaZ0
i would descibe my sense of humor to be kind of morbid, kind of crazy, not really that funny but somehow funny to other people. i think i'm a crackhead that doesn't do crack....make sense? yeah? okay, bye.
11. write a list of funny excuses that you could use to get out of doing your homework.436Please respect copyright.PENANADBaWTI0RXH
okay, bet. number one - so what had happened was, i didn't really know what to do so i gave it to my mom and she got angry with it so she gave it back to me and told me to get the fuck out of her room so i went to the mall and got on the airplane and drove to japan and then i biked to south korea over the sea and i dropped it on my way to south korea. so it's in the ocean between japan and south korea. i mean, feel free to look in the ocean. i hope you don't drown. *silently wishing for them to drown* *smiles all inocently* number two - my pet dragon at it. number three - i got free tickets to a bts concert with backstage tickets and i needed the paper to make a poster for bts. number four - i cried and got it all wet and then my little brother got hungry so i fed my brother my homework for dinner because i was depression and did not feel like cooking. number five - wait- we had homework? oh my god, was that what i used to pick up my unicorn's shit? i'm so sorry! number six - i lost it in zamunda. you don't know what zamunda is? oh my god, it's in africa. what type of social studies teacher are you? what the fuck do you mean, 'why was i in zamunda'? i was studying, idiot. number seven - i was sick and i used the paper as toilet paper. don't ask me what sickness i had, you icky nasty, oh my god! you disgust me. okay, lemme stop.
12. write a funny short story in which the main character is your alter ego/you.436Please respect copyright.PENANAn3TUszYwZt
funny? mm. i'll see if i can do it. so first here is my ego or aura, whatever. i'm nice, sweet, funny, "pretty", adorable, friendly, sometimes ghetto especially when i'm mad and i seem very social but i really don't like people. so, my alter ego would be someone who absolutely the opposite except for the fact that i'd still be funny and ghetto. story (btw this'll be like when i first moved here so jazzy won't be in this): i walk down the stairs of my new group home. all the heads turn towards me. the staff, bunny, gorgeous and kitkat. they all look at me, wide-eyed. i sigh, heavily and walk towards them, not wanting to get to know them. "hi." gorgeous says. "wassup." i say, sliding my hoodie on. omg, i give up. i can't do this lmao.
13. have you ever tried to use your own sense of humor to impress someone? write about whether or not your jokes worked their magic.436Please respect copyright.PENANADLC84WtwSD
i mean, yeah, mate. how do you think i have emmi? she likes me because i'm pretty, funny, loud/energetic, and i kind of don't care what people think about me.
14. think about an inside joke that you share with a friend or family member. how did that inside joke come to be? 436Please respect copyright.PENANADvFb0mmsNT
bet~! me and bunny were just doing it. free real estate. i walked up to her one day and slid my hand down her arm and said that in a weird/seductive way and ever since then, it's been a thing. we were just trying to explain it to her boyfriend, lion. and yesterday, we were watching a movie and the thingy said in a british accent, 'and i'm greedy with the soup.' so now, that's a thing. we have too many inside jokes. i make too many jokes.
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i guess i'm doing those question things again. emmi looks sexy today, holy shet. anyways--
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full name? - lady leilani waterton of dogde charger.436Please respect copyright.PENANAHVqFkexQKi
girl bestie? - coco <3436Please respect copyright.PENANALvKkSCNQSW
boy bestie? - idek anymore. i need a boy bestie.436Please respect copyright.PENANAU0stDNzLQy
age? - seven years old.436Please respect copyright.PENANAeCj7l9wIun
last person i texted? - idfk.436Please respect copyright.PENANAGpENkl8eUj
last person i called? - probably my little brother.436Please respect copyright.PENANAz4oXqiJShw
current crush? - my girlfriend, emmi, tf?436Please respect copyright.PENANAQzhpDZAvpa
random fact? - i like food.436Please respect copyright.PENANAZ5UYRn5UWb
single or taken? - big, fat taken.436Please respect copyright.PENANALMot57gHo8
favourite quote? - if it delicious, it's zero calories. said by wwh.436Please respect copyright.PENANA5mo9n4Usig
first kiss? - bitch wtf?436Please respect copyright.PENANAlybI1Y4o5B
ever smoked? - nope.436Please respect copyright.PENANADnIJR0mu1D
ever done drugs? - nope~436Please respect copyright.PENANAuOomf35lrq
ever been drunk? - i don't drink.436Please respect copyright.PENANA5w0Wvy8JUO
longest relationship? - five and a half months.436Please respect copyright.PENANABJvTWjzcKZ
pet peeve? - my little brother. his entire existent. but i still love him.436Please respect copyright.PENANAmWh5rfvHzF
eye colour? - brown. my little brother's eyes are really pretty.436Please respect copyright.PENANATmSzHoD3Zx
birthday? - 1930.01.01-- nah, i'm playing but no one needs to know my birthday.436Please respect copyright.PENANAYYe6C5KBVo
obsession? - kpop.436Please respect copyright.PENANAZ8FIr7eIgb
do you give second chances? - that depends.436Please respect copyright.PENANAmm65HfcsLW
play any sports? - no, bitch. the hell do i look like?436Please respect copyright.PENANAPCrE1rKIo3
dream job? - kpop idol or just a singer in general.436Please respect copyright.PENANAlrdov0qTtR
day or night? - idk.436Please respect copyright.PENANAPNxLpyjIvB
your idea of a perfec date? - idk.436Please respect copyright.PENANACihNBTE2bA
sing in the shower? - yes, motherfucker. i throw whole ass concerts in the shower.436Please respect copyright.PENANA4DdQ7QoRAt
favourite colour(s)? - purple and black.436Please respect copyright.PENANAcerw5DVPxY
any tattoos? - nope. i'm lame.436Please respect copyright.PENANATvpyoT6Akh
any peircings? - yes, in my ears.436Please respect copyright.PENANAiLhYS9f3g9
favourite movie(s)? - idk.436Please respect copyright.PENANA9PLxbqFh0r
current mood? - bored and tired.436Please respect copyright.PENANASF7aWEzUwL
jealous of? - a lot of things.436Please respect copyright.PENANAEq5OEZuxYN
place you want to visit? - south korea and cambodia.436Please respect copyright.PENANASDMs3AaOm2
pets? - two dogs.436Please respect copyright.PENANAWTvCFdaSTA
last song you listened to? - spring day and currently listening to crystal snow and trying not to cry. so far succesful in not crying and the song is ending.436Please respect copyright.PENANANRtP5PSA39
favourite number? - seven.436Please respect copyright.PENANAHF9kJHAUyE
nicknames? - vanilla, alex, suga, steph.436Please respect copyright.PENANAKBcoEgqaGg
siblings? - 5 older sisters and 2 brothers.436Please respect copyright.PENANAQAuy8ZIvog
afraid of the dark? - yes.436Please respect copyright.PENANAOPhHkSh1aX
one wish? - to be happy for real.436Please respect copyright.PENANAfL0sDX7mp0
something you want to do!? - live life. vibe, you know?436Please respect copyright.PENANAMJU62oQO7x
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full name? - mind your fucking business, damn.436Please respect copyright.PENANAkb07qNn2xD
age? - i'm still seven years old.436Please respect copyright.PENANAV2jRQjs0FY
idols? - bts, stray kids, blackpink, kamla harris, etc.436Please respect copyright.PENANAxVCVsYspFu
something you hate about yourself? - my body.436Please respect copyright.PENANAakj9saPRi8
something you like about yourself? - idk.436Please respect copyright.PENANALpEDYHxIi6
someone you hate? - jason derulo and donald trump.436Please respect copyright.PENANAlBFLR6NPPH
favourite band? - bts.436Please respect copyright.PENANAkHbQ47YIVE
say 'sexy' what do you think of? - that time when stray kids was still nine members and they were roleplaying. felix was a grand father and he has this old man voice and it was still sexy but funny. but that's not it. he said sexy instead of saekshi, i guess and woojin corrected him and felix kept saying saekshi over and over. oh, i also think of bts and just-- agh!436Please respect copyright.PENANAXxMdL9sAIf
ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend? - no, of course not.436Please respect copyright.PENANAjxMesOIFBz
where do you want to be right now? - idk. south korea.436Please respect copyright.PENANAavTUStxAft
girl crush? - emmi.436Please respect copyright.PENANAI1krNrATaR
boy crush? - bts. plural, bitch.436Please respect copyright.PENANArARuOeASWU
an embarrassing memory? - look at this top ^436Please respect copyright.PENANAljpguxDYFq
talents? - singing.436Please respect copyright.PENANAjc6CMzimzM
soemone i miss? - my step-mom.436Please respect copyright.PENANA8l3PPYFIit
someone i love? - emmi.436Please respect copyright.PENANAjVVk3gvkjp
my future goals? - idk. graduate school. succeed in life, i guess.436Please respect copyright.PENANAKhqELytFcy
a confession? - i am not ninety-one years old.436Please respect copyright.PENANA1EdrLkaoTc
something i'm addicted to? - love and affection even though i don't get a lot of them. oh, also, drugs! yeah, no. i'm playing.436Please respect copyright.PENANA1d9c6cM09L
favourite animal? - dogs.436Please respect copyright.PENANAuagPc67boy
favourite tv couples? - weiyoung and touba jun. minde and di. jin-wook and yu-mi. spongebob and sandy. probably more but i don't feel like going through them all. 436Please respect copyright.PENANAJ753GBKjNS
ships? - namjin, jikook, taekook, sope.436Please respect copyright.PENANAIMZAKKNUUG
worst movie you've ever saw? - i don't remember what it was called but it was just terrible. i was so cunfused.436Please respect copyright.PENANADvyTPgv2s7
what's your biggest wish? - to be a singer.436Please respect copyright.PENANAbFGZc14tZa
bad habits? - hitting people out of affection. being sarcastic.436Please respect copyright.PENANAdzU7q3JkFJ
food you hate? - pineapple pizza, school luch fried chicken because that chicken be fake and disgusting. caviar. 436Please respect copyright.PENANAZJLdxM9qzT
hair colour? - brown. i'm ugly as fuck so when i say i feel sexy, ignore that shit.436Please respect copyright.PENANABk1Z3WALUO
favourite kind of ice cream? - cookies & cream and chocolate.436Please respect copyright.PENANAL6ZI8fMAJZ
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gender? - oppa attack helicopter and/or female.436Please respect copyright.PENANAJxILOiR7TK
country? - i don't live on earth. 436Please respect copyright.PENANAMGYh23k3B2
languages you speak? - lunarian, trigedasleng, english, tiny korean, sorta french, kinda spanish.436Please respect copyright.PENANAdynsfh8Brq
last lie you told? - that i'm pretty.436Please respect copyright.PENANApGHXIhQTwq
favourite subject in school? - english language arts.436Please respect copyright.PENANAICdZaQiHCC
most expensive item you own? - a pair of vans.436Please respect copyright.PENANAM0qDx3rCOh
country with your favourite accent? - australia.436Please respect copyright.PENANAiY0aKfy25e
do you have any children? - i was about to answer like, bitch wtf, no. but i do. li minde, touba jun, touba yu, cheng de, li weiyoung, jun tao, bai zhi, jungkook, jennie, lisa, ni-ki, all of txt, jasper from the 100, etc. i have a lot of kids.436Please respect copyright.PENANA1hXiR6AT4r
dog or cat person? - both.436Please respect copyright.PENANAoU9Qj57n0m
first kiss? if so, what age? - yes. thirteen years old.436Please respect copyright.PENANAUDga1W8Est
do you live in a house or apartment? - nosy, i declare. i live in a house. damn.436Please respect copyright.PENANAxqVITLzPp9
do you belive in God? - idk.436Please respect copyright.PENANA0EwhVdyDjG
single or taken? - taken.436Please respect copyright.PENANAjIS2wGFSrs
favourite body part of the opposite gender? - well, damn. heh heh. nah, perverts. torso and hands, omg. *dies*436Please respect copyright.PENANAhus2g00pgB
birthday year? - 1930.436Please respect copyright.PENANA4uYrvLBkTw
celebrity crush? - holy fuck, dude. i have a lot.436Please respect copyright.PENANAd1ehKTkH66
age? - what's that?436Please respect copyright.PENANAyM9n6NxSrL
enthinicity? - african american.436Please respect copyright.PENANAFs7l28huMh
tea or coffee? - neither.436Please respect copyright.PENANAlfypbui4KF
random skill you have? - i can make people smile.436Please respect copyright.PENANAtcHXSmfqhG
prefer hugs or kisses? - i mean, both. *slow motion walks looking stupid as fuck*436Please respect copyright.PENANAxpKTALBW1q
favourite food? - ice cream.436Please respect copyright.PENANALhZyIbgVcI
last person you saw naked? - myself, you fucking icky nasty. 436Please respect copyright.PENANAPH5Z7PWUXI
shared nudes? - damn, people are nosy but yes.436Please respect copyright.PENANABT3PckDgv4
eye colour? - the rainbow. get on my level.436Please respect copyright.PENANAx0KFfvrhLL
favourite soda? - sprite.436Please respect copyright.PENANAAVsLKsvtqz
biggest pet peeve? - people being people.436Please respect copyright.PENANAI3WDZHm5Up
can you swim? - yes, wtf?436Please respect copyright.PENANArWDXl3YRCu
favourite song at the moment? - 19 by stray kids but that could change every 2 seconds. honestly i don't think i have a favourite song.436Please respect copyright.PENANALK4bKypVwU
do you watch porn? - no, but i have with my cousin and her friends because we wanted to see the tony lopez leaked video so we searched porn hub. one thing went to another and we ended up seeing an apparent james charles leaked sex tape and then my cousin and her friend sat there and watched a bondage for like an hour while me and her other friend decided to cleanse our eyes with bleach and protect our assholes.436Please respect copyright.PENANAaCq7V0foxA
virgin? - yes, omg. nasty.436Please respect copyright.PENANAifu2haVAFF
favourite social media platform(s) - twitter, weverse, snapchat.436Please respect copyright.PENANARESTTTjj52
colour of your current bed sheets? - weird question but, uhm, they're grey...yep *nodding*436Please respect copyright.PENANALd1ZKMMGLS
apple or andriod? - apple.436Please respect copyright.PENANAqxJbBzp5JE
best dessert? - mochi.436Please respect copyright.PENANA5g76VMKk1J
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have you ever:436Please respect copyright.PENANAWrulIIMidU
1. skipped class? - yes.436Please respect copyright.PENANA0gfndNkCjA
2. done drugs? - no.436Please respect copyright.PENANAIJs54e3EXR
3. self-harmed? - yes.436Please respect copyright.PENANAzPMQV3Wats
4. drank? - no.436Please respect copyright.PENANAxe6OAZqvhQ
5. shoplifted? - yes.436Please respect copyright.PENANA9mTQ85PVam
6. gotten a tattoo? - no.436Please respect copyright.PENANAEkypMDaoRZ
7. broken up with someone? - yes.436Please respect copyright.PENANAbxY5lzvR0Z
what's your favourite:436Please respect copyright.PENANAFDiR6fq1OL
8. show? - the princess weiyoung.436Please respect copyright.PENANA3e2Jp2uTph
9. movie? - break the silence.436Please respect copyright.PENANAiOynY9tr9v
10. song? - idk anymore and i just answered that, like, 5 minutes ago, omg.436Please respect copyright.PENANA0PESaTFgha
11. artist? - bts.436Please respect copyright.PENANA1JVF4A5YfV
12. singer or band? - bts.436Please respect copyright.PENANAYAquPkZamq
13. memory? - idk.436Please respect copyright.PENANAU673pDmnqn
14. book? - the cruel prince.436Please respect copyright.PENANAB3TrgL2QIF
this or that:436Please respect copyright.PENANAi1WZF5qWUF
15. invisibility or ability to fly? - fly.436Please respect copyright.PENANA6g9uTaU2cU
16. cookies or cake? - cookies.436Please respect copyright.PENANARElga587hI
17. twitter or facebook? - twitter.436Please respect copyright.PENANAHb6UefXfLY
18. movies or books? - idk.436Please respect copyright.PENANAP4v4JxC5XM
19. coke or sprite? - sprite.436Please respect copyright.PENANAj20NvFyZAR
20. blind of deaf? - blind.436Please respect copyright.PENANAzm5iG07hcJ
21. tea or coffee? - neither.436Please respect copyright.PENANAoG1gB4hcvE
what's your:436Please respect copyright.PENANAPeQ41NlZ37
22. age? - ninety-one.436Please respect copyright.PENANAZPQRlA9LHq
23. zodiac sign? - virgo/libra cusp.436Please respect copyright.PENANAZqZoxJ3uTM
24. height? - 4'11.436Please respect copyright.PENANAftocRT6A4R
25. sexual orientation? - bisexual.436Please respect copyright.PENANAA7CYZGNPvN
26. shoe size? - seven.436Please respect copyright.PENANAxPST0laGNZ
27. religion? - i'm not religious.436Please respect copyright.PENANA1zukqpAToj
28. longest relationship? - like, five months.436Please respect copyright.PENANAnqPiDy6Hv8
opinion on: 436Please respect copyright.PENANABKj7RBr8Qn
29. gay rights? - i'm gay...436Please respect copyright.PENANAASr7MBbtAt
30. second chances? - it depends.436Please respect copyright.PENANAPiAKqq2tEd
31. long distance relationships? - don't get hurt, baby.436Please respect copyright.PENANAo2u4cApGqK
32. abortion? - ew.436Please respect copyright.PENANAg4Kzq6MaBZ
33. a death penalty? - ew.436Please respect copyright.PENANAB9LzO4kfxk
34. marijuana? - i likes that.436Please respect copyright.PENANAJpBL06Elcg
35. love? - what's love?436Please respect copyright.PENANAEOQEEvcZj5
do you:436Please respect copyright.PENANAdHRul9pYX0
36. belive in ghosts? - sorta kinda.436Please respect copyright.PENANAJKgD8RWSHV
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omg, bye. i'm tired of this.
- Alex <3436Please respect copyright.PENANAhF3T7hq2G5