
hewo~! okay, anyways. idk what i'm doing but have fun reading, i guess.
1. recall your most embarrassing memory434Please respect copyright.PENANAchY0Hve8l7
okay. welp, this is going to be weird to write about. okay, so, i was in 5th grade and i had the audacity to sign up for the talent show. so, i signed up and i went to rehearsal, right? i cried in front everyone at rehearsal. then the next night, we had a night where all the kids in the talent show performed in front everyone's parents. what did i do? i cried. again. then the next day, we peformed again but it was in front of the entire school, including my crush. mind you, i was wearing this ugly dress and i thought i was cute. then we were back in that era where we thought the orange justice dance was the shit. so, muy friend was shy and she was dancing so i went out onto the stage with her and danced sicne for some reason, i knew the entire dance to the entire song..? then my turn came and i had to put the ugly dress on, i went on stage and started to sing rise up by andra day and what did i do, once again? i fucking cried. yep. in front of my crush and everything. life sucks, mate.
2. think about the last time that you laughed until you cried. 434Please respect copyright.PENANA8IVPVnU9Mi
that had to be like yesterday. i think i laughed at something bunny said and then started crying because it was so funny. maybe it wasn't yesterday but it was damn near last week or something. eh, idgaf.
3. write a story about what would happen if your day went in reverse. hint: the story would begin when you were in your pajamas and ready for bed.434Please respect copyright.PENANAg4gsieJeIw
*acting like a vlogger on youtube from 2016* hi, guys. so, i'm in bed right now. i can't get back up for a few more hours because of my schedule. *a few hours earlier..?* okay, hi. i'm in the bathroom right now taking my clothes off and using the shower. *after shower* i'm putting my clothes back on now. hold on, ms. shi! i'm getting undressed. --- omfg, i can't do this. it's too weird.
5. what was the best joke that you heard during the last week? what made that joke so funny to you?434Please respect copyright.PENANAd5WDepsnkV
the funniest joke to me in the past week was said on saturday when we were at barnes & noble. lovely, bunny and i were sitting in the little kids section, reading when out of no where lovely said, 'are you eleven protons because you're sodium fine.' and i stared at her. then i realized what she said and i started cackling.
6. make a list of your favorite puns.434Please respect copyright.PENANAd04Oyg6mQV
i might seem lame right now but i don't pay attention to puns...
7. write a movie review about the funniest movie that you have ever seen.434Please respect copyright.PENANAPlpadyh9Bf
*acting like a famous journalist* hello, my name is alex ugliana. today i am going to write a movie review about the movie- i give up. i'm not good at explaining things without spoiling it.
8. pretend that you are going to be performing a stand-up comedy act for your friends and family members. write a draft of what your act might sound like.434Please respect copyright.PENANAhILr4nbPZn
hehe, okay. *clears throat and gets accent ready* *using "country" accent* hey there, y'all! my name is alex and i'm here tahday tah tell yeh fellers about the trump family! i believe thet man, donald trump, was a good president. and that's not jest becuz i'm caucasian and african amurican. i swear tah yer, he was a good man in my eyes. omfg, i give up. wtf am i writing? *yeets self into dumpster*
9. consider something that you are most scared of, and then write a story about a character encountering that fear. make sure the character has a reaction to their fear that is so exaggerated it becomes funny.434Please respect copyright.PENANACQTXtmkAK9
okay, lemme try this. i'm scared of the dark. lemma alone. omg. anyways-- genevieve walked into her home late at night. "i knew i shouldn't have gone to that stupid 'get together'." she groans --bitch wtf--. her house was pitch black. she couldn't see anything as she took off her shoes. she tried to flip on a light switch. it didn't work. she tried over and over again. "holy fuck, did i pay the light bill?" she said --shoulda never sucked dick for free, genevieve. omg, i'm going to hell-- she digs in her pocket for her phone. she turned on the flashlight. she walked through her house, heart beating like crazy, mind running at what could've caused her lights not to work. she walks past the couch and the corner of the couch grazes her thigh. she screams bloody murder. "oh my fucking god!" she screams and runs through her house like a little bitch. she runs into the kitchen counter. "ouch!" she yells. she goes for another light switch. it doesn't work either. she screams even louder. she runs to her room and flips on the light. she breathes a heavy sigh, seeing the darkness disappear from the light. --you know what? i declare gore!-- then a blade stabs into her neck. she gasps and chokes up blood, holding her neck. she bleeds all over her carpets. thoughts are running through her mind. am i dying? eh, i don't care. oh my fucking god! there is blood on my carpets! wait- who stabbed me? she turns around and there is the dark behind her. she falls to the ground and dies. you know, i liked where that went. morbid as fuck but who gives a shit. i liked it. i'm weird. anyways-- NEXT~!
10. how would you describe your own sense of humor?434Please respect copyright.PENANAfABOD2DJ1P
i would descibe my sense of humor to be kind of morbid, kind of crazy, not really that funny but somehow funny to other people. i think i'm a crackhead that doesn't do crack....make sense? yeah? okay, bye.
11. write a list of funny excuses that you could use to get out of doing your homework.434Please respect copyright.PENANAMWZxPKi9wT
okay, bet. number one - so what had happened was, i didn't really know what to do so i gave it to my mom and she got angry with it so she gave it back to me and told me to get the fuck out of her room so i went to the mall and got on the airplane and drove to japan and then i biked to south korea over the sea and i dropped it on my way to south korea. so it's in the ocean between japan and south korea. i mean, feel free to look in the ocean. i hope you don't drown. *silently wishing for them to drown* *smiles all inocently* number two - my pet dragon at it. number three - i got free tickets to a bts concert with backstage tickets and i needed the paper to make a poster for bts. number four - i cried and got it all wet and then my little brother got hungry so i fed my brother my homework for dinner because i was depression and did not feel like cooking. number five - wait- we had homework? oh my god, was that what i used to pick up my unicorn's shit? i'm so sorry! number six - i lost it in zamunda. you don't know what zamunda is? oh my god, it's in africa. what type of social studies teacher are you? what the fuck do you mean, 'why was i in zamunda'? i was studying, idiot. number seven - i was sick and i used the paper as toilet paper. don't ask me what sickness i had, you icky nasty, oh my god! you disgust me. okay, lemme stop.
12. write a funny short story in which the main character is your alter ego/you.434Please respect copyright.PENANArEzcV4AVF0
funny? mm. i'll see if i can do it. so first here is my ego or aura, whatever. i'm nice, sweet, funny, "pretty", adorable, friendly, sometimes ghetto especially when i'm mad and i seem very social but i really don't like people. so, my alter ego would be someone who absolutely the opposite except for the fact that i'd still be funny and ghetto. story (btw this'll be like when i first moved here so jazzy won't be in this): i walk down the stairs of my new group home. all the heads turn towards me. the staff, bunny, gorgeous and kitkat. they all look at me, wide-eyed. i sigh, heavily and walk towards them, not wanting to get to know them. "hi." gorgeous says. "wassup." i say, sliding my hoodie on. omg, i give up. i can't do this lmao.
13. have you ever tried to use your own sense of humor to impress someone? write about whether or not your jokes worked their magic.434Please respect copyright.PENANAQxV7YvS8iJ
i mean, yeah, mate. how do you think i have emmi? she likes me because i'm pretty, funny, loud/energetic, and i kind of don't care what people think about me.
14. think about an inside joke that you share with a friend or family member. how did that inside joke come to be? 434Please respect copyright.PENANAyC5SGNRrTW
bet~! me and bunny were just doing it. free real estate. i walked up to her one day and slid my hand down her arm and said that in a weird/seductive way and ever since then, it's been a thing. we were just trying to explain it to her boyfriend, lion. and yesterday, we were watching a movie and the thingy said in a british accent, 'and i'm greedy with the soup.' so now, that's a thing. we have too many inside jokes. i make too many jokes.
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i guess i'm doing those question things again. emmi looks sexy today, holy shet. anyways--
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full name? - lady leilani waterton of dogde charger.434Please respect copyright.PENANAV8M18htfsz
girl bestie? - coco <3434Please respect copyright.PENANAsXVAm33aHY
boy bestie? - idek anymore. i need a boy bestie.434Please respect copyright.PENANAqeI5gxjqTN
age? - seven years old.434Please respect copyright.PENANAvKE4YJsHgY
last person i texted? - idfk.434Please respect copyright.PENANAeoGtDYE57J
last person i called? - probably my little brother.434Please respect copyright.PENANAgOkB5oiYrL
current crush? - my girlfriend, emmi, tf?434Please respect copyright.PENANAmhHP3oJRbg
random fact? - i like food.434Please respect copyright.PENANA6M0TAAxvlh
single or taken? - big, fat taken.434Please respect copyright.PENANA2oC14l8ykE
favourite quote? - if it delicious, it's zero calories. said by wwh.434Please respect copyright.PENANAFNpeh6M3Xe
first kiss? - bitch wtf?434Please respect copyright.PENANAbiNgs23tue
ever smoked? - nope.434Please respect copyright.PENANAXy3PGTJhfh
ever done drugs? - nope~434Please respect copyright.PENANAT4LEdycSlc
ever been drunk? - i don't drink.434Please respect copyright.PENANAVh13yqqCT6
longest relationship? - five and a half months.434Please respect copyright.PENANAhtzSb6eUjk
pet peeve? - my little brother. his entire existent. but i still love him.434Please respect copyright.PENANApyrH6fpaHI
eye colour? - brown. my little brother's eyes are really pretty.434Please respect copyright.PENANAIO8FTggky0
birthday? - 1930.01.01-- nah, i'm playing but no one needs to know my birthday.434Please respect copyright.PENANAJBmNGLuNSg
obsession? - kpop.434Please respect copyright.PENANAFg9fNyYDcI
do you give second chances? - that depends.434Please respect copyright.PENANAQJssCO8Cse
play any sports? - no, bitch. the hell do i look like?434Please respect copyright.PENANAHLMDz29EEN
dream job? - kpop idol or just a singer in general.434Please respect copyright.PENANAB4XTYSB3NP
day or night? - idk.434Please respect copyright.PENANAmvK5utLYVG
your idea of a perfec date? - idk.434Please respect copyright.PENANAdHkqGqWd8a
sing in the shower? - yes, motherfucker. i throw whole ass concerts in the shower.434Please respect copyright.PENANAOi6ihAEWZv
favourite colour(s)? - purple and black.434Please respect copyright.PENANAYqpJJhXPe9
any tattoos? - nope. i'm lame.434Please respect copyright.PENANALrs97yXbkN
any peircings? - yes, in my ears.434Please respect copyright.PENANAgUgbwJVHFG
favourite movie(s)? - idk.434Please respect copyright.PENANAVwD5pp9PLy
current mood? - bored and tired.434Please respect copyright.PENANAa77oyPU1Pf
jealous of? - a lot of things.434Please respect copyright.PENANAQ51B5g0CmI
place you want to visit? - south korea and cambodia.434Please respect copyright.PENANACfiwfNmQE0
pets? - two dogs.434Please respect copyright.PENANAWb3FoCTOGj
last song you listened to? - spring day and currently listening to crystal snow and trying not to cry. so far succesful in not crying and the song is ending.434Please respect copyright.PENANA4ME7ktqwr1
favourite number? - seven.434Please respect copyright.PENANAnYhIDRtAT6
nicknames? - vanilla, alex, suga, steph.434Please respect copyright.PENANAJpVsX8H3jP
siblings? - 5 older sisters and 2 brothers.434Please respect copyright.PENANA5uAZ2dQSig
afraid of the dark? - yes.434Please respect copyright.PENANA9Rq8fHCSe3
one wish? - to be happy for real.434Please respect copyright.PENANAK0Cf686bkE
something you want to do!? - live life. vibe, you know?434Please respect copyright.PENANAWqSjjtIILD
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full name? - mind your fucking business, damn.434Please respect copyright.PENANAzJal8qOWCH
age? - i'm still seven years old.434Please respect copyright.PENANARSPGWhUf5Z
idols? - bts, stray kids, blackpink, kamla harris, etc.434Please respect copyright.PENANAJkPPg5yOWl
something you hate about yourself? - my body.434Please respect copyright.PENANANCNKWpArhM
something you like about yourself? - idk.434Please respect copyright.PENANAnZbn99p7kE
someone you hate? - jason derulo and donald trump.434Please respect copyright.PENANAl6qw7c9b82
favourite band? - bts.434Please respect copyright.PENANAwxvAsyej2i
say 'sexy' what do you think of? - that time when stray kids was still nine members and they were roleplaying. felix was a grand father and he has this old man voice and it was still sexy but funny. but that's not it. he said sexy instead of saekshi, i guess and woojin corrected him and felix kept saying saekshi over and over. oh, i also think of bts and just-- agh!434Please respect copyright.PENANAIDc4eCzCpV
ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend? - no, of course not.434Please respect copyright.PENANAyMrLoPugXa
where do you want to be right now? - idk. south korea.434Please respect copyright.PENANAUkxhNFdf1a
girl crush? - emmi.434Please respect copyright.PENANAilK0UqlnFa
boy crush? - bts. plural, bitch.434Please respect copyright.PENANAvpekBHYFyA
an embarrassing memory? - look at this top ^434Please respect copyright.PENANAJda5h4A7ID
talents? - singing.434Please respect copyright.PENANADi4wK1VXPF
soemone i miss? - my step-mom.434Please respect copyright.PENANAQxpVPW9Oeb
someone i love? - emmi.434Please respect copyright.PENANAGQVjVHL2hO
my future goals? - idk. graduate school. succeed in life, i guess.434Please respect copyright.PENANAl26eLhgfYE
a confession? - i am not ninety-one years old.434Please respect copyright.PENANAur2zw89ffS
something i'm addicted to? - love and affection even though i don't get a lot of them. oh, also, drugs! yeah, no. i'm playing.434Please respect copyright.PENANAkkrBUoIa34
favourite animal? - dogs.434Please respect copyright.PENANANqv0TPJfFi
favourite tv couples? - weiyoung and touba jun. minde and di. jin-wook and yu-mi. spongebob and sandy. probably more but i don't feel like going through them all. 434Please respect copyright.PENANAJlJgjQL8hK
ships? - namjin, jikook, taekook, sope.434Please respect copyright.PENANATdGeZUDcXb
worst movie you've ever saw? - i don't remember what it was called but it was just terrible. i was so cunfused.434Please respect copyright.PENANAb4r11vKNAv
what's your biggest wish? - to be a singer.434Please respect copyright.PENANAY6dcbmenXj
bad habits? - hitting people out of affection. being sarcastic.434Please respect copyright.PENANAOHoXbZdeBl
food you hate? - pineapple pizza, school luch fried chicken because that chicken be fake and disgusting. caviar. 434Please respect copyright.PENANA23Q2Kix7Yd
hair colour? - brown. i'm ugly as fuck so when i say i feel sexy, ignore that shit.434Please respect copyright.PENANAU3DiKW4RTF
favourite kind of ice cream? - cookies & cream and chocolate.434Please respect copyright.PENANAo2hMeFJQuo
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gender? - oppa attack helicopter and/or female.434Please respect copyright.PENANAKYpLpeQvIz
country? - i don't live on earth. 434Please respect copyright.PENANAAGNDbDMadN
languages you speak? - lunarian, trigedasleng, english, tiny korean, sorta french, kinda spanish.434Please respect copyright.PENANAjEYn2EvBYG
last lie you told? - that i'm pretty.434Please respect copyright.PENANAToJMqrcb8G
favourite subject in school? - english language arts.434Please respect copyright.PENANAXvaIddfqCF
most expensive item you own? - a pair of vans.434Please respect copyright.PENANAGzjambbymJ
country with your favourite accent? - australia.434Please respect copyright.PENANAJAyAaAqrru
do you have any children? - i was about to answer like, bitch wtf, no. but i do. li minde, touba jun, touba yu, cheng de, li weiyoung, jun tao, bai zhi, jungkook, jennie, lisa, ni-ki, all of txt, jasper from the 100, etc. i have a lot of kids.434Please respect copyright.PENANAQhOOkfDVmq
dog or cat person? - both.434Please respect copyright.PENANAYdkuy6l4Z0
first kiss? if so, what age? - yes. thirteen years old.434Please respect copyright.PENANAdb7PLCJzef
do you live in a house or apartment? - nosy, i declare. i live in a house. damn.434Please respect copyright.PENANAsX038PxESv
do you belive in God? - idk.434Please respect copyright.PENANAfQcsAGHhB2
single or taken? - taken.434Please respect copyright.PENANA3DrviGXf9g
favourite body part of the opposite gender? - well, damn. heh heh. nah, perverts. torso and hands, omg. *dies*434Please respect copyright.PENANAjbir31AIcz
birthday year? - 1930.434Please respect copyright.PENANA4qHiO8plId
celebrity crush? - holy fuck, dude. i have a lot.434Please respect copyright.PENANAKwacoOZv7b
age? - what's that?434Please respect copyright.PENANA6fcZ8hZ25P
enthinicity? - african american.434Please respect copyright.PENANA4pWwdqqn4x
tea or coffee? - neither.434Please respect copyright.PENANAf7qK54Orge
random skill you have? - i can make people smile.434Please respect copyright.PENANAWb1M6J6eTU
prefer hugs or kisses? - i mean, both. *slow motion walks looking stupid as fuck*434Please respect copyright.PENANAbbHuKtaQf7
favourite food? - ice cream.434Please respect copyright.PENANADkNSrpt1eh
last person you saw naked? - myself, you fucking icky nasty. 434Please respect copyright.PENANAOq5Mi9Y4Ui
shared nudes? - damn, people are nosy but yes.434Please respect copyright.PENANAbihnrYoNEd
eye colour? - the rainbow. get on my level.434Please respect copyright.PENANAXaxhdhVBX6
favourite soda? - sprite.434Please respect copyright.PENANALrHk0HdlpP
biggest pet peeve? - people being people.434Please respect copyright.PENANAx8Ai8k4qQ8
can you swim? - yes, wtf?434Please respect copyright.PENANA3XYlBX1qUD
favourite song at the moment? - 19 by stray kids but that could change every 2 seconds. honestly i don't think i have a favourite song.434Please respect copyright.PENANAyDyd6ljZVC
do you watch porn? - no, but i have with my cousin and her friends because we wanted to see the tony lopez leaked video so we searched porn hub. one thing went to another and we ended up seeing an apparent james charles leaked sex tape and then my cousin and her friend sat there and watched a bondage for like an hour while me and her other friend decided to cleanse our eyes with bleach and protect our assholes.434Please respect copyright.PENANAcPP1lpIbIS
virgin? - yes, omg. nasty.434Please respect copyright.PENANAbOX8G2Acyn
favourite social media platform(s) - twitter, weverse, snapchat.434Please respect copyright.PENANAGXfyZlNbfm
colour of your current bed sheets? - weird question but, uhm, they're grey...yep *nodding*434Please respect copyright.PENANAJxmMiPuBaj
apple or andriod? - apple.434Please respect copyright.PENANAKzMGC5hLD4
best dessert? - mochi.434Please respect copyright.PENANAPFnzOX41CO
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have you ever:434Please respect copyright.PENANA0zqXSwGs2Q
1. skipped class? - yes.434Please respect copyright.PENANAWcyKKg86SI
2. done drugs? - no.434Please respect copyright.PENANAme1EQfd9Jw
3. self-harmed? - yes.434Please respect copyright.PENANAdvMAwr4539
4. drank? - no.434Please respect copyright.PENANAscxkisMAPl
5. shoplifted? - yes.434Please respect copyright.PENANARyeeeGNqpW
6. gotten a tattoo? - no.434Please respect copyright.PENANAimRU5inxmO
7. broken up with someone? - yes.434Please respect copyright.PENANAyUzdrEKfxu
what's your favourite:434Please respect copyright.PENANAJ9Yw2DVINr
8. show? - the princess weiyoung.434Please respect copyright.PENANAGmXOAJdbO9
9. movie? - break the silence.434Please respect copyright.PENANArLrtbk3iAf
10. song? - idk anymore and i just answered that, like, 5 minutes ago, omg.434Please respect copyright.PENANAiKyd0a6I0B
11. artist? - bts.434Please respect copyright.PENANAXPGhEr8biw
12. singer or band? - bts.434Please respect copyright.PENANAhYRZQCLwXw
13. memory? - idk.434Please respect copyright.PENANAqFS3GDGDu7
14. book? - the cruel prince.434Please respect copyright.PENANAcouru9xtQ0
this or that:434Please respect copyright.PENANAdqkAvw57zq
15. invisibility or ability to fly? - fly.434Please respect copyright.PENANA5Zf6k8etMe
16. cookies or cake? - cookies.434Please respect copyright.PENANAvwZZSdVKlY
17. twitter or facebook? - twitter.434Please respect copyright.PENANAIvjrBYXarZ
18. movies or books? - idk.434Please respect copyright.PENANAYi0cjA5WRo
19. coke or sprite? - sprite.434Please respect copyright.PENANAHCPIXYUVN7
20. blind of deaf? - blind.434Please respect copyright.PENANAO0UWgBk2Uh
21. tea or coffee? - neither.434Please respect copyright.PENANA8uslfzgADr
what's your:434Please respect copyright.PENANAHTwKO1lv9f
22. age? - ninety-one.434Please respect copyright.PENANAFC6E0xcqyo
23. zodiac sign? - virgo/libra cusp.434Please respect copyright.PENANAnWvXa67eX2
24. height? - 4'11.434Please respect copyright.PENANAi96KxbhuB7
25. sexual orientation? - bisexual.434Please respect copyright.PENANAfqgKYQy7Rg
26. shoe size? - seven.434Please respect copyright.PENANAPNu22AksIV
27. religion? - i'm not religious.434Please respect copyright.PENANAHyicscvx3l
28. longest relationship? - like, five months.434Please respect copyright.PENANAHmdkajRjSz
opinion on: 434Please respect copyright.PENANARkJYgSkjRD
29. gay rights? - i'm gay...434Please respect copyright.PENANAlwrIFhG1ra
30. second chances? - it depends.434Please respect copyright.PENANAVKoDfXknrT
31. long distance relationships? - don't get hurt, baby.434Please respect copyright.PENANARmvrVmKYTk
32. abortion? - ew.434Please respect copyright.PENANAlYwbGwC2gM
33. a death penalty? - ew.434Please respect copyright.PENANALVkqJkIJZW
34. marijuana? - i likes that.434Please respect copyright.PENANAc1BIPkIa30
35. love? - what's love?434Please respect copyright.PENANArl6ZpYiYYK
do you:434Please respect copyright.PENANAfneSPzgaDJ
36. belive in ghosts? - sorta kinda.434Please respect copyright.PENANALkqcqNAaaE
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omg, bye. i'm tired of this.
- Alex <3434Please respect copyright.PENANAGxSvEwSZuq