
hewo~! okay, anyways. idk what i'm doing but have fun reading, i guess.
1. recall your most embarrassing memory466Please respect copyright.PENANAX76WEfroAP
okay. welp, this is going to be weird to write about. okay, so, i was in 5th grade and i had the audacity to sign up for the talent show. so, i signed up and i went to rehearsal, right? i cried in front everyone at rehearsal. then the next night, we had a night where all the kids in the talent show performed in front everyone's parents. what did i do? i cried. again. then the next day, we peformed again but it was in front of the entire school, including my crush. mind you, i was wearing this ugly dress and i thought i was cute. then we were back in that era where we thought the orange justice dance was the shit. so, muy friend was shy and she was dancing so i went out onto the stage with her and danced sicne for some reason, i knew the entire dance to the entire song..? then my turn came and i had to put the ugly dress on, i went on stage and started to sing rise up by andra day and what did i do, once again? i fucking cried. yep. in front of my crush and everything. life sucks, mate.
2. think about the last time that you laughed until you cried. 466Please respect copyright.PENANADzkFHP03eH
that had to be like yesterday. i think i laughed at something bunny said and then started crying because it was so funny. maybe it wasn't yesterday but it was damn near last week or something. eh, idgaf.
3. write a story about what would happen if your day went in reverse. hint: the story would begin when you were in your pajamas and ready for bed.466Please respect copyright.PENANAQymG30bfEx
*acting like a vlogger on youtube from 2016* hi, guys. so, i'm in bed right now. i can't get back up for a few more hours because of my schedule. *a few hours earlier..?* okay, hi. i'm in the bathroom right now taking my clothes off and using the shower. *after shower* i'm putting my clothes back on now. hold on, ms. shi! i'm getting undressed. --- omfg, i can't do this. it's too weird.
5. what was the best joke that you heard during the last week? what made that joke so funny to you?466Please respect copyright.PENANABW0R5ifcJo
the funniest joke to me in the past week was said on saturday when we were at barnes & noble. lovely, bunny and i were sitting in the little kids section, reading when out of no where lovely said, 'are you eleven protons because you're sodium fine.' and i stared at her. then i realized what she said and i started cackling.
6. make a list of your favorite puns.466Please respect copyright.PENANAj25Peq0OqJ
i might seem lame right now but i don't pay attention to puns...
7. write a movie review about the funniest movie that you have ever seen.466Please respect copyright.PENANAHlfYJ1Bxhk
*acting like a famous journalist* hello, my name is alex ugliana. today i am going to write a movie review about the movie- i give up. i'm not good at explaining things without spoiling it.
8. pretend that you are going to be performing a stand-up comedy act for your friends and family members. write a draft of what your act might sound like.466Please respect copyright.PENANANYpvhvwpDg
hehe, okay. *clears throat and gets accent ready* *using "country" accent* hey there, y'all! my name is alex and i'm here tahday tah tell yeh fellers about the trump family! i believe thet man, donald trump, was a good president. and that's not jest becuz i'm caucasian and african amurican. i swear tah yer, he was a good man in my eyes. omfg, i give up. wtf am i writing? *yeets self into dumpster*
9. consider something that you are most scared of, and then write a story about a character encountering that fear. make sure the character has a reaction to their fear that is so exaggerated it becomes funny.466Please respect copyright.PENANA7ATcP16Eal
okay, lemme try this. i'm scared of the dark. lemma alone. omg. anyways-- genevieve walked into her home late at night. "i knew i shouldn't have gone to that stupid 'get together'." she groans --bitch wtf--. her house was pitch black. she couldn't see anything as she took off her shoes. she tried to flip on a light switch. it didn't work. she tried over and over again. "holy fuck, did i pay the light bill?" she said --shoulda never sucked dick for free, genevieve. omg, i'm going to hell-- she digs in her pocket for her phone. she turned on the flashlight. she walked through her house, heart beating like crazy, mind running at what could've caused her lights not to work. she walks past the couch and the corner of the couch grazes her thigh. she screams bloody murder. "oh my fucking god!" she screams and runs through her house like a little bitch. she runs into the kitchen counter. "ouch!" she yells. she goes for another light switch. it doesn't work either. she screams even louder. she runs to her room and flips on the light. she breathes a heavy sigh, seeing the darkness disappear from the light. --you know what? i declare gore!-- then a blade stabs into her neck. she gasps and chokes up blood, holding her neck. she bleeds all over her carpets. thoughts are running through her mind. am i dying? eh, i don't care. oh my fucking god! there is blood on my carpets! wait- who stabbed me? she turns around and there is the dark behind her. she falls to the ground and dies. you know, i liked where that went. morbid as fuck but who gives a shit. i liked it. i'm weird. anyways-- NEXT~!
10. how would you describe your own sense of humor?466Please respect copyright.PENANAhL1Va6tqPG
i would descibe my sense of humor to be kind of morbid, kind of crazy, not really that funny but somehow funny to other people. i think i'm a crackhead that doesn't do crack....make sense? yeah? okay, bye.
11. write a list of funny excuses that you could use to get out of doing your homework.466Please respect copyright.PENANARomaO6Dbug
okay, bet. number one - so what had happened was, i didn't really know what to do so i gave it to my mom and she got angry with it so she gave it back to me and told me to get the fuck out of her room so i went to the mall and got on the airplane and drove to japan and then i biked to south korea over the sea and i dropped it on my way to south korea. so it's in the ocean between japan and south korea. i mean, feel free to look in the ocean. i hope you don't drown. *silently wishing for them to drown* *smiles all inocently* number two - my pet dragon at it. number three - i got free tickets to a bts concert with backstage tickets and i needed the paper to make a poster for bts. number four - i cried and got it all wet and then my little brother got hungry so i fed my brother my homework for dinner because i was depression and did not feel like cooking. number five - wait- we had homework? oh my god, was that what i used to pick up my unicorn's shit? i'm so sorry! number six - i lost it in zamunda. you don't know what zamunda is? oh my god, it's in africa. what type of social studies teacher are you? what the fuck do you mean, 'why was i in zamunda'? i was studying, idiot. number seven - i was sick and i used the paper as toilet paper. don't ask me what sickness i had, you icky nasty, oh my god! you disgust me. okay, lemme stop.
12. write a funny short story in which the main character is your alter ego/you.466Please respect copyright.PENANApboBzdxwcK
funny? mm. i'll see if i can do it. so first here is my ego or aura, whatever. i'm nice, sweet, funny, "pretty", adorable, friendly, sometimes ghetto especially when i'm mad and i seem very social but i really don't like people. so, my alter ego would be someone who absolutely the opposite except for the fact that i'd still be funny and ghetto. story (btw this'll be like when i first moved here so jazzy won't be in this): i walk down the stairs of my new group home. all the heads turn towards me. the staff, bunny, gorgeous and kitkat. they all look at me, wide-eyed. i sigh, heavily and walk towards them, not wanting to get to know them. "hi." gorgeous says. "wassup." i say, sliding my hoodie on. omg, i give up. i can't do this lmao.
13. have you ever tried to use your own sense of humor to impress someone? write about whether or not your jokes worked their magic.466Please respect copyright.PENANAUIjbTBF0Xr
i mean, yeah, mate. how do you think i have emmi? she likes me because i'm pretty, funny, loud/energetic, and i kind of don't care what people think about me.
14. think about an inside joke that you share with a friend or family member. how did that inside joke come to be? 466Please respect copyright.PENANAM3YLLXQMOi
bet~! me and bunny were just doing it. free real estate. i walked up to her one day and slid my hand down her arm and said that in a weird/seductive way and ever since then, it's been a thing. we were just trying to explain it to her boyfriend, lion. and yesterday, we were watching a movie and the thingy said in a british accent, 'and i'm greedy with the soup.' so now, that's a thing. we have too many inside jokes. i make too many jokes.
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i guess i'm doing those question things again. emmi looks sexy today, holy shet. anyways--
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full name? - lady leilani waterton of dogde charger.466Please respect copyright.PENANAWGp5nNuOLB
girl bestie? - coco <3466Please respect copyright.PENANAgnbLE9fgtv
boy bestie? - idek anymore. i need a boy bestie.466Please respect copyright.PENANA1jYC0YvvCF
age? - seven years old.466Please respect copyright.PENANAeCdZG7xA70
last person i texted? - idfk.466Please respect copyright.PENANAVezS8HrYNt
last person i called? - probably my little brother.466Please respect copyright.PENANAP9QoE0O7sj
current crush? - my girlfriend, emmi, tf?466Please respect copyright.PENANAa95dEskxkf
random fact? - i like food.466Please respect copyright.PENANAIdU8pPSP5q
single or taken? - big, fat taken.466Please respect copyright.PENANAu4f20jXO61
favourite quote? - if it delicious, it's zero calories. said by wwh.466Please respect copyright.PENANApb0gTloDZz
first kiss? - bitch wtf?466Please respect copyright.PENANAR0DXSyBj3d
ever smoked? - nope.466Please respect copyright.PENANAU1Cqh9bVwz
ever done drugs? - nope~466Please respect copyright.PENANAa9UbZwXxoI
ever been drunk? - i don't drink.466Please respect copyright.PENANAaTbTjqhXsv
longest relationship? - five and a half months.466Please respect copyright.PENANAkNjbrtY22N
pet peeve? - my little brother. his entire existent. but i still love him.466Please respect copyright.PENANAw8MsVGRjnI
eye colour? - brown. my little brother's eyes are really pretty.466Please respect copyright.PENANAoVqazkxZPt
birthday? - 1930.01.01-- nah, i'm playing but no one needs to know my birthday.466Please respect copyright.PENANAENYMhGIOCd
obsession? - kpop.466Please respect copyright.PENANAQBtWy7Ydr8
do you give second chances? - that depends.466Please respect copyright.PENANALIZpZoX90J
play any sports? - no, bitch. the hell do i look like?466Please respect copyright.PENANA9k6JFfFvwZ
dream job? - kpop idol or just a singer in general.466Please respect copyright.PENANAuN5fq4SwIs
day or night? - idk.466Please respect copyright.PENANAeK9Ti5iJQr
your idea of a perfec date? - idk.466Please respect copyright.PENANAsF4qbacTz7
sing in the shower? - yes, motherfucker. i throw whole ass concerts in the shower.466Please respect copyright.PENANAOj3Sxt55Xe
favourite colour(s)? - purple and black.466Please respect copyright.PENANA2XJq8GAayH
any tattoos? - nope. i'm lame.466Please respect copyright.PENANAS3kADmjJug
any peircings? - yes, in my ears.466Please respect copyright.PENANA3dg0NZWfxB
favourite movie(s)? - idk.466Please respect copyright.PENANA377mfWkg59
current mood? - bored and tired.466Please respect copyright.PENANAYVUnGGfZc5
jealous of? - a lot of things.466Please respect copyright.PENANANqaehD02RP
place you want to visit? - south korea and cambodia.466Please respect copyright.PENANAHxGtRJLJ9M
pets? - two dogs.466Please respect copyright.PENANAHRUE5uJdw9
last song you listened to? - spring day and currently listening to crystal snow and trying not to cry. so far succesful in not crying and the song is ending.466Please respect copyright.PENANApdhwvzmEBS
favourite number? - seven.466Please respect copyright.PENANAxTJmZZpCZL
nicknames? - vanilla, alex, suga, steph.466Please respect copyright.PENANAbmGlMdc9dj
siblings? - 5 older sisters and 2 brothers.466Please respect copyright.PENANAGZzXeC32Lo
afraid of the dark? - yes.466Please respect copyright.PENANAI3VmRh01sS
one wish? - to be happy for real.466Please respect copyright.PENANALz0I4VJTkA
something you want to do!? - live life. vibe, you know?466Please respect copyright.PENANA1cSfj9gDte
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full name? - mind your fucking business, damn.466Please respect copyright.PENANAHRQupSMQU6
age? - i'm still seven years old.466Please respect copyright.PENANAg810wQkF3h
idols? - bts, stray kids, blackpink, kamla harris, etc.466Please respect copyright.PENANAV6vTNW6qIw
something you hate about yourself? - my body.466Please respect copyright.PENANA9EZNqpXgQI
something you like about yourself? - idk.466Please respect copyright.PENANAHoMxRLC8i1
someone you hate? - jason derulo and donald trump.466Please respect copyright.PENANAGVMFlr1aGH
favourite band? - bts.466Please respect copyright.PENANAzAh5vAuSWt
say 'sexy' what do you think of? - that time when stray kids was still nine members and they were roleplaying. felix was a grand father and he has this old man voice and it was still sexy but funny. but that's not it. he said sexy instead of saekshi, i guess and woojin corrected him and felix kept saying saekshi over and over. oh, i also think of bts and just-- agh!466Please respect copyright.PENANALbJ8gk7zuf
ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend? - no, of course not.466Please respect copyright.PENANACU1FxOE99P
where do you want to be right now? - idk. south korea.466Please respect copyright.PENANAhkc94q9cHq
girl crush? - emmi.466Please respect copyright.PENANAYFcWoelRhc
boy crush? - bts. plural, bitch.466Please respect copyright.PENANA2Ty67ljj8m
an embarrassing memory? - look at this top ^466Please respect copyright.PENANA3FjwvLp9Os
talents? - singing.466Please respect copyright.PENANA9j5c1ohDK7
soemone i miss? - my step-mom.466Please respect copyright.PENANArK60r4OsJf
someone i love? - emmi.466Please respect copyright.PENANAzPJ9KePeMf
my future goals? - idk. graduate school. succeed in life, i guess.466Please respect copyright.PENANAIimtvkuGrC
a confession? - i am not ninety-one years old.466Please respect copyright.PENANAh6l6Z5tgi7
something i'm addicted to? - love and affection even though i don't get a lot of them. oh, also, drugs! yeah, no. i'm playing.466Please respect copyright.PENANAIENUT8NXon
favourite animal? - dogs.466Please respect copyright.PENANA43j5wB0IUD
favourite tv couples? - weiyoung and touba jun. minde and di. jin-wook and yu-mi. spongebob and sandy. probably more but i don't feel like going through them all. 466Please respect copyright.PENANAkaNt4UiYfC
ships? - namjin, jikook, taekook, sope.466Please respect copyright.PENANAlaP1OxyeFr
worst movie you've ever saw? - i don't remember what it was called but it was just terrible. i was so cunfused.466Please respect copyright.PENANA8MZ83TKsSm
what's your biggest wish? - to be a singer.466Please respect copyright.PENANAv0Jix7Layl
bad habits? - hitting people out of affection. being sarcastic.466Please respect copyright.PENANA2Sb3PYug2E
food you hate? - pineapple pizza, school luch fried chicken because that chicken be fake and disgusting. caviar. 466Please respect copyright.PENANAExXG1MKT7P
hair colour? - brown. i'm ugly as fuck so when i say i feel sexy, ignore that shit.466Please respect copyright.PENANAdArYn9REax
favourite kind of ice cream? - cookies & cream and chocolate.466Please respect copyright.PENANAIsI0cBJ70T
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gender? - oppa attack helicopter and/or female.466Please respect copyright.PENANA6IX7dDm1GI
country? - i don't live on earth. 466Please respect copyright.PENANAmB10tTLJ2U
languages you speak? - lunarian, trigedasleng, english, tiny korean, sorta french, kinda spanish.466Please respect copyright.PENANAfCJ9Xjig2y
last lie you told? - that i'm pretty.466Please respect copyright.PENANAnuXZirevXj
favourite subject in school? - english language arts.466Please respect copyright.PENANAwtTZBwvwow
most expensive item you own? - a pair of vans.466Please respect copyright.PENANASqEqBWnpQ8
country with your favourite accent? - australia.466Please respect copyright.PENANAUDG1BSL1oP
do you have any children? - i was about to answer like, bitch wtf, no. but i do. li minde, touba jun, touba yu, cheng de, li weiyoung, jun tao, bai zhi, jungkook, jennie, lisa, ni-ki, all of txt, jasper from the 100, etc. i have a lot of kids.466Please respect copyright.PENANAo9ZKaPrCzs
dog or cat person? - both.466Please respect copyright.PENANAKR12Wq1gQW
first kiss? if so, what age? - yes. thirteen years old.466Please respect copyright.PENANAMY4XCQfXoY
do you live in a house or apartment? - nosy, i declare. i live in a house. damn.466Please respect copyright.PENANAkK4r6w1Wey
do you belive in God? - idk.466Please respect copyright.PENANAIPMyc8AVSP
single or taken? - taken.466Please respect copyright.PENANAIXUaQIPzm1
favourite body part of the opposite gender? - well, damn. heh heh. nah, perverts. torso and hands, omg. *dies*466Please respect copyright.PENANAE5HhNXYU2a
birthday year? - 1930.466Please respect copyright.PENANAKYXRcC6IWb
celebrity crush? - holy fuck, dude. i have a lot.466Please respect copyright.PENANA3NcPdowxid
age? - what's that?466Please respect copyright.PENANAeRaUIBZfPv
enthinicity? - african american.466Please respect copyright.PENANACV6THLnjYi
tea or coffee? - neither.466Please respect copyright.PENANAuu4Ajlqk9A
random skill you have? - i can make people smile.466Please respect copyright.PENANArKQT4p8c6Y
prefer hugs or kisses? - i mean, both. *slow motion walks looking stupid as fuck*466Please respect copyright.PENANA17AvQsQxTv
favourite food? - ice cream.466Please respect copyright.PENANA9cEBww9zy0
last person you saw naked? - myself, you fucking icky nasty. 466Please respect copyright.PENANARzRsJYdh3z
shared nudes? - damn, people are nosy but yes.466Please respect copyright.PENANARFugRq1sgp
eye colour? - the rainbow. get on my level.466Please respect copyright.PENANAKKHSSSu7EF
favourite soda? - sprite.466Please respect copyright.PENANAEeF26lMD0r
biggest pet peeve? - people being people.466Please respect copyright.PENANAvgp4uvsvHB
can you swim? - yes, wtf?466Please respect copyright.PENANAMVw5mD0QJr
favourite song at the moment? - 19 by stray kids but that could change every 2 seconds. honestly i don't think i have a favourite song.466Please respect copyright.PENANABwqUvbOnnG
do you watch porn? - no, but i have with my cousin and her friends because we wanted to see the tony lopez leaked video so we searched porn hub. one thing went to another and we ended up seeing an apparent james charles leaked sex tape and then my cousin and her friend sat there and watched a bondage for like an hour while me and her other friend decided to cleanse our eyes with bleach and protect our assholes.466Please respect copyright.PENANAUc4kEct2e4
virgin? - yes, omg. nasty.466Please respect copyright.PENANAgriP3CbIBN
favourite social media platform(s) - twitter, weverse, snapchat.466Please respect copyright.PENANAe5b5LAbipt
colour of your current bed sheets? - weird question but, uhm, they're grey...yep *nodding*466Please respect copyright.PENANA4D80mMWpBT
apple or andriod? - apple.466Please respect copyright.PENANAS8uOaShHcR
best dessert? - mochi.466Please respect copyright.PENANABK1DPUq4tl
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have you ever:466Please respect copyright.PENANAi2J7xQLLf3
1. skipped class? - yes.466Please respect copyright.PENANA1eRtX6DIMv
2. done drugs? - no.466Please respect copyright.PENANAP0eIjnqqD3
3. self-harmed? - yes.466Please respect copyright.PENANAXyUj8C7cnK
4. drank? - no.466Please respect copyright.PENANAvASLzJ1qEw
5. shoplifted? - yes.466Please respect copyright.PENANAIvlu74BzJx
6. gotten a tattoo? - no.466Please respect copyright.PENANA8i7TcNNqKn
7. broken up with someone? - yes.466Please respect copyright.PENANAgNmdPb4HjN
what's your favourite:466Please respect copyright.PENANAHc9PXnQPEm
8. show? - the princess weiyoung.466Please respect copyright.PENANAhTQuWzoF7H
9. movie? - break the silence.466Please respect copyright.PENANA6ZVYZi1yXx
10. song? - idk anymore and i just answered that, like, 5 minutes ago, omg.466Please respect copyright.PENANAaMAgLwmCOx
11. artist? - bts.466Please respect copyright.PENANAv6IZmCdh7b
12. singer or band? - bts.466Please respect copyright.PENANAh2v5yF243p
13. memory? - idk.466Please respect copyright.PENANAAAoolAlj2I
14. book? - the cruel prince.466Please respect copyright.PENANABJ2EGpRsay
this or that:466Please respect copyright.PENANAO99n8FlQR9
15. invisibility or ability to fly? - fly.466Please respect copyright.PENANAE8X99F4m9N
16. cookies or cake? - cookies.466Please respect copyright.PENANAbSgxdNLZ8z
17. twitter or facebook? - twitter.466Please respect copyright.PENANAhqDaireyUQ
18. movies or books? - idk.466Please respect copyright.PENANApUc2PuvwSF
19. coke or sprite? - sprite.466Please respect copyright.PENANADRHW6UiS6M
20. blind of deaf? - blind.466Please respect copyright.PENANA84DcVPNSWm
21. tea or coffee? - neither.466Please respect copyright.PENANAunWG074RnD
what's your:466Please respect copyright.PENANAmhtsejGUL5
22. age? - ninety-one.466Please respect copyright.PENANAc42NCxPQaS
23. zodiac sign? - virgo/libra cusp.466Please respect copyright.PENANA2ePNKHbeAT
24. height? - 4'11.466Please respect copyright.PENANAYBZRKhfzFz
25. sexual orientation? - bisexual.466Please respect copyright.PENANAClRZhXkrwS
26. shoe size? - seven.466Please respect copyright.PENANAoQ5Edpukl9
27. religion? - i'm not religious.466Please respect copyright.PENANAUs73UcFQE9
28. longest relationship? - like, five months.466Please respect copyright.PENANA1l76oEtL23
opinion on: 466Please respect copyright.PENANA5JzNTLTKWk
29. gay rights? - i'm gay...466Please respect copyright.PENANA8m2IN17rPF
30. second chances? - it depends.466Please respect copyright.PENANA29my40sgfF
31. long distance relationships? - don't get hurt, baby.466Please respect copyright.PENANAmsvLBmHG7T
32. abortion? - ew.466Please respect copyright.PENANAYXR3kjrNpg
33. a death penalty? - ew.466Please respect copyright.PENANAaJPkeklsCI
34. marijuana? - i likes that.466Please respect copyright.PENANAnJEp547bcB
35. love? - what's love?466Please respect copyright.PENANAob2xLQS2RI
do you:466Please respect copyright.PENANA5wrjIwBOUT
36. belive in ghosts? - sorta kinda.466Please respect copyright.PENANArIFf2eAqkO
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omg, bye. i'm tired of this.
- Alex <3466Please respect copyright.PENANAB9Eath8F5n