
hewo~! okay, anyways. idk what i'm doing but have fun reading, i guess.
1. recall your most embarrassing memory446Please respect copyright.PENANAvMia24y13h
okay. welp, this is going to be weird to write about. okay, so, i was in 5th grade and i had the audacity to sign up for the talent show. so, i signed up and i went to rehearsal, right? i cried in front everyone at rehearsal. then the next night, we had a night where all the kids in the talent show performed in front everyone's parents. what did i do? i cried. again. then the next day, we peformed again but it was in front of the entire school, including my crush. mind you, i was wearing this ugly dress and i thought i was cute. then we were back in that era where we thought the orange justice dance was the shit. so, muy friend was shy and she was dancing so i went out onto the stage with her and danced sicne for some reason, i knew the entire dance to the entire song..? then my turn came and i had to put the ugly dress on, i went on stage and started to sing rise up by andra day and what did i do, once again? i fucking cried. yep. in front of my crush and everything. life sucks, mate.
2. think about the last time that you laughed until you cried. 446Please respect copyright.PENANAKYfbyryMbc
that had to be like yesterday. i think i laughed at something bunny said and then started crying because it was so funny. maybe it wasn't yesterday but it was damn near last week or something. eh, idgaf.
3. write a story about what would happen if your day went in reverse. hint: the story would begin when you were in your pajamas and ready for bed.446Please respect copyright.PENANATtJ7zq2y9C
*acting like a vlogger on youtube from 2016* hi, guys. so, i'm in bed right now. i can't get back up for a few more hours because of my schedule. *a few hours earlier..?* okay, hi. i'm in the bathroom right now taking my clothes off and using the shower. *after shower* i'm putting my clothes back on now. hold on, ms. shi! i'm getting undressed. --- omfg, i can't do this. it's too weird.
5. what was the best joke that you heard during the last week? what made that joke so funny to you?446Please respect copyright.PENANAzlX35sgkch
the funniest joke to me in the past week was said on saturday when we were at barnes & noble. lovely, bunny and i were sitting in the little kids section, reading when out of no where lovely said, 'are you eleven protons because you're sodium fine.' and i stared at her. then i realized what she said and i started cackling.
6. make a list of your favorite puns.446Please respect copyright.PENANAJdhso91Pha
i might seem lame right now but i don't pay attention to puns...
7. write a movie review about the funniest movie that you have ever seen.446Please respect copyright.PENANAbTjK3TgKIV
*acting like a famous journalist* hello, my name is alex ugliana. today i am going to write a movie review about the movie- i give up. i'm not good at explaining things without spoiling it.
8. pretend that you are going to be performing a stand-up comedy act for your friends and family members. write a draft of what your act might sound like.446Please respect copyright.PENANAiCMjYLKVeF
hehe, okay. *clears throat and gets accent ready* *using "country" accent* hey there, y'all! my name is alex and i'm here tahday tah tell yeh fellers about the trump family! i believe thet man, donald trump, was a good president. and that's not jest becuz i'm caucasian and african amurican. i swear tah yer, he was a good man in my eyes. omfg, i give up. wtf am i writing? *yeets self into dumpster*
9. consider something that you are most scared of, and then write a story about a character encountering that fear. make sure the character has a reaction to their fear that is so exaggerated it becomes funny.446Please respect copyright.PENANAVz2rMtJQj9
okay, lemme try this. i'm scared of the dark. lemma alone. omg. anyways-- genevieve walked into her home late at night. "i knew i shouldn't have gone to that stupid 'get together'." she groans --bitch wtf--. her house was pitch black. she couldn't see anything as she took off her shoes. she tried to flip on a light switch. it didn't work. she tried over and over again. "holy fuck, did i pay the light bill?" she said --shoulda never sucked dick for free, genevieve. omg, i'm going to hell-- she digs in her pocket for her phone. she turned on the flashlight. she walked through her house, heart beating like crazy, mind running at what could've caused her lights not to work. she walks past the couch and the corner of the couch grazes her thigh. she screams bloody murder. "oh my fucking god!" she screams and runs through her house like a little bitch. she runs into the kitchen counter. "ouch!" she yells. she goes for another light switch. it doesn't work either. she screams even louder. she runs to her room and flips on the light. she breathes a heavy sigh, seeing the darkness disappear from the light. --you know what? i declare gore!-- then a blade stabs into her neck. she gasps and chokes up blood, holding her neck. she bleeds all over her carpets. thoughts are running through her mind. am i dying? eh, i don't care. oh my fucking god! there is blood on my carpets! wait- who stabbed me? she turns around and there is the dark behind her. she falls to the ground and dies. you know, i liked where that went. morbid as fuck but who gives a shit. i liked it. i'm weird. anyways-- NEXT~!
10. how would you describe your own sense of humor?446Please respect copyright.PENANAtCV4R0Z5Ui
i would descibe my sense of humor to be kind of morbid, kind of crazy, not really that funny but somehow funny to other people. i think i'm a crackhead that doesn't do crack....make sense? yeah? okay, bye.
11. write a list of funny excuses that you could use to get out of doing your homework.446Please respect copyright.PENANAqNHjmdxqmn
okay, bet. number one - so what had happened was, i didn't really know what to do so i gave it to my mom and she got angry with it so she gave it back to me and told me to get the fuck out of her room so i went to the mall and got on the airplane and drove to japan and then i biked to south korea over the sea and i dropped it on my way to south korea. so it's in the ocean between japan and south korea. i mean, feel free to look in the ocean. i hope you don't drown. *silently wishing for them to drown* *smiles all inocently* number two - my pet dragon at it. number three - i got free tickets to a bts concert with backstage tickets and i needed the paper to make a poster for bts. number four - i cried and got it all wet and then my little brother got hungry so i fed my brother my homework for dinner because i was depression and did not feel like cooking. number five - wait- we had homework? oh my god, was that what i used to pick up my unicorn's shit? i'm so sorry! number six - i lost it in zamunda. you don't know what zamunda is? oh my god, it's in africa. what type of social studies teacher are you? what the fuck do you mean, 'why was i in zamunda'? i was studying, idiot. number seven - i was sick and i used the paper as toilet paper. don't ask me what sickness i had, you icky nasty, oh my god! you disgust me. okay, lemme stop.
12. write a funny short story in which the main character is your alter ego/you.446Please respect copyright.PENANAD1g9lLhgxr
funny? mm. i'll see if i can do it. so first here is my ego or aura, whatever. i'm nice, sweet, funny, "pretty", adorable, friendly, sometimes ghetto especially when i'm mad and i seem very social but i really don't like people. so, my alter ego would be someone who absolutely the opposite except for the fact that i'd still be funny and ghetto. story (btw this'll be like when i first moved here so jazzy won't be in this): i walk down the stairs of my new group home. all the heads turn towards me. the staff, bunny, gorgeous and kitkat. they all look at me, wide-eyed. i sigh, heavily and walk towards them, not wanting to get to know them. "hi." gorgeous says. "wassup." i say, sliding my hoodie on. omg, i give up. i can't do this lmao.
13. have you ever tried to use your own sense of humor to impress someone? write about whether or not your jokes worked their magic.446Please respect copyright.PENANAgWpt8Be8Su
i mean, yeah, mate. how do you think i have emmi? she likes me because i'm pretty, funny, loud/energetic, and i kind of don't care what people think about me.
14. think about an inside joke that you share with a friend or family member. how did that inside joke come to be? 446Please respect copyright.PENANAAtZ9bfd4Eh
bet~! me and bunny were just doing it. free real estate. i walked up to her one day and slid my hand down her arm and said that in a weird/seductive way and ever since then, it's been a thing. we were just trying to explain it to her boyfriend, lion. and yesterday, we were watching a movie and the thingy said in a british accent, 'and i'm greedy with the soup.' so now, that's a thing. we have too many inside jokes. i make too many jokes.
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i guess i'm doing those question things again. emmi looks sexy today, holy shet. anyways--
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full name? - lady leilani waterton of dogde charger.446Please respect copyright.PENANAa1z4TA1Fip
girl bestie? - coco <3446Please respect copyright.PENANAoNDw1TOE5x
boy bestie? - idek anymore. i need a boy bestie.446Please respect copyright.PENANAYOVgrr1nvx
age? - seven years old.446Please respect copyright.PENANAjJY8QNcM6U
last person i texted? - idfk.446Please respect copyright.PENANAvDD5G7tzro
last person i called? - probably my little brother.446Please respect copyright.PENANAh0pSRM4YJp
current crush? - my girlfriend, emmi, tf?446Please respect copyright.PENANALVpN1haMv3
random fact? - i like food.446Please respect copyright.PENANABbbvur6TLc
single or taken? - big, fat taken.446Please respect copyright.PENANAFl2Q5furE6
favourite quote? - if it delicious, it's zero calories. said by wwh.446Please respect copyright.PENANAuenBZgH68w
first kiss? - bitch wtf?446Please respect copyright.PENANA4REGpRrPRv
ever smoked? - nope.446Please respect copyright.PENANAywubpiMUvf
ever done drugs? - nope~446Please respect copyright.PENANAVfXRhN4s6H
ever been drunk? - i don't drink.446Please respect copyright.PENANAD8spJviGMy
longest relationship? - five and a half months.446Please respect copyright.PENANAEZh1EOljWb
pet peeve? - my little brother. his entire existent. but i still love him.446Please respect copyright.PENANA5VV74PWVOR
eye colour? - brown. my little brother's eyes are really pretty.446Please respect copyright.PENANAcNFhzMKVnz
birthday? - 1930.01.01-- nah, i'm playing but no one needs to know my birthday.446Please respect copyright.PENANAd1AMULT0ZB
obsession? - kpop.446Please respect copyright.PENANAegMlnjAsJA
do you give second chances? - that depends.446Please respect copyright.PENANAcrb0olpPa8
play any sports? - no, bitch. the hell do i look like?446Please respect copyright.PENANAnkKPgMErKU
dream job? - kpop idol or just a singer in general.446Please respect copyright.PENANAGUDJBmHLhU
day or night? - idk.446Please respect copyright.PENANA6g1QWC9sTb
your idea of a perfec date? - idk.446Please respect copyright.PENANACkt9stjre7
sing in the shower? - yes, motherfucker. i throw whole ass concerts in the shower.446Please respect copyright.PENANAYRDbtPEBiE
favourite colour(s)? - purple and black.446Please respect copyright.PENANAEN420oJ40H
any tattoos? - nope. i'm lame.446Please respect copyright.PENANArPL9ErBLId
any peircings? - yes, in my ears.446Please respect copyright.PENANAzoxDvLnKaw
favourite movie(s)? - idk.446Please respect copyright.PENANAZGvQdnSwUi
current mood? - bored and tired.446Please respect copyright.PENANA6Jw3wdfF64
jealous of? - a lot of things.446Please respect copyright.PENANAzHTdBYOITW
place you want to visit? - south korea and cambodia.446Please respect copyright.PENANAtm78DOLS8D
pets? - two dogs.446Please respect copyright.PENANApjrV6gxWNI
last song you listened to? - spring day and currently listening to crystal snow and trying not to cry. so far succesful in not crying and the song is ending.446Please respect copyright.PENANATy8Xy6yM6u
favourite number? - seven.446Please respect copyright.PENANATm1gHKh4DH
nicknames? - vanilla, alex, suga, steph.446Please respect copyright.PENANAyTcAlUoDSh
siblings? - 5 older sisters and 2 brothers.446Please respect copyright.PENANAylnnvQ5vxb
afraid of the dark? - yes.446Please respect copyright.PENANAVh13WP522a
one wish? - to be happy for real.446Please respect copyright.PENANANYaLhO1Xqx
something you want to do!? - live life. vibe, you know?446Please respect copyright.PENANA9u8PJeMWm5
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full name? - mind your fucking business, damn.446Please respect copyright.PENANA4bbTyJ2PUc
age? - i'm still seven years old.446Please respect copyright.PENANACkcW6wHCyG
idols? - bts, stray kids, blackpink, kamla harris, etc.446Please respect copyright.PENANAtigh0VZxVy
something you hate about yourself? - my body.446Please respect copyright.PENANAp7oa03PNAU
something you like about yourself? - idk.446Please respect copyright.PENANAQNAJeKqFdY
someone you hate? - jason derulo and donald trump.446Please respect copyright.PENANAnqSRUza2es
favourite band? - bts.446Please respect copyright.PENANAJZn76ocose
say 'sexy' what do you think of? - that time when stray kids was still nine members and they were roleplaying. felix was a grand father and he has this old man voice and it was still sexy but funny. but that's not it. he said sexy instead of saekshi, i guess and woojin corrected him and felix kept saying saekshi over and over. oh, i also think of bts and just-- agh!446Please respect copyright.PENANApkBgazgHUs
ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend? - no, of course not.446Please respect copyright.PENANACeiI1WmrBr
where do you want to be right now? - idk. south korea.446Please respect copyright.PENANAqFHg1ZEakP
girl crush? - emmi.446Please respect copyright.PENANAuZitTWvLgh
boy crush? - bts. plural, bitch.446Please respect copyright.PENANAbCu4upgC3R
an embarrassing memory? - look at this top ^446Please respect copyright.PENANAnniAoFYtsT
talents? - singing.446Please respect copyright.PENANABuiAZwrNRZ
soemone i miss? - my step-mom.446Please respect copyright.PENANAYcZMOhO8E4
someone i love? - emmi.446Please respect copyright.PENANAp8x0zsA99V
my future goals? - idk. graduate school. succeed in life, i guess.446Please respect copyright.PENANAeMBT2fOjRa
a confession? - i am not ninety-one years old.446Please respect copyright.PENANASCn7FWoagw
something i'm addicted to? - love and affection even though i don't get a lot of them. oh, also, drugs! yeah, no. i'm playing.446Please respect copyright.PENANAj0kjCwPYNk
favourite animal? - dogs.446Please respect copyright.PENANA8CJpzPcPpj
favourite tv couples? - weiyoung and touba jun. minde and di. jin-wook and yu-mi. spongebob and sandy. probably more but i don't feel like going through them all. 446Please respect copyright.PENANASmoVEYpIvm
ships? - namjin, jikook, taekook, sope.446Please respect copyright.PENANA2BE4bOwSUX
worst movie you've ever saw? - i don't remember what it was called but it was just terrible. i was so cunfused.446Please respect copyright.PENANAd9iPRQxbgD
what's your biggest wish? - to be a singer.446Please respect copyright.PENANANX4CRCheZA
bad habits? - hitting people out of affection. being sarcastic.446Please respect copyright.PENANA5NocXOJhvQ
food you hate? - pineapple pizza, school luch fried chicken because that chicken be fake and disgusting. caviar. 446Please respect copyright.PENANAgEu8twSASz
hair colour? - brown. i'm ugly as fuck so when i say i feel sexy, ignore that shit.446Please respect copyright.PENANAw7JdObZf5t
favourite kind of ice cream? - cookies & cream and chocolate.446Please respect copyright.PENANAbDVCwKCofP
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gender? - oppa attack helicopter and/or female.446Please respect copyright.PENANAYiTGWjoqle
country? - i don't live on earth. 446Please respect copyright.PENANASQHK0c5meo
languages you speak? - lunarian, trigedasleng, english, tiny korean, sorta french, kinda spanish.446Please respect copyright.PENANAkOnJw7e95X
last lie you told? - that i'm pretty.446Please respect copyright.PENANAGvUiukyRif
favourite subject in school? - english language arts.446Please respect copyright.PENANA9oj0t0P1Cd
most expensive item you own? - a pair of vans.446Please respect copyright.PENANA59v9Fryton
country with your favourite accent? - australia.446Please respect copyright.PENANAhgID8Ra9YZ
do you have any children? - i was about to answer like, bitch wtf, no. but i do. li minde, touba jun, touba yu, cheng de, li weiyoung, jun tao, bai zhi, jungkook, jennie, lisa, ni-ki, all of txt, jasper from the 100, etc. i have a lot of kids.446Please respect copyright.PENANAeg4k9IpkVS
dog or cat person? - both.446Please respect copyright.PENANAIZAkzvUVfo
first kiss? if so, what age? - yes. thirteen years old.446Please respect copyright.PENANAz0RqOymhsp
do you live in a house or apartment? - nosy, i declare. i live in a house. damn.446Please respect copyright.PENANAl5OhURcp3d
do you belive in God? - idk.446Please respect copyright.PENANAkKtFhFqmN3
single or taken? - taken.446Please respect copyright.PENANAX0GXpm6OJX
favourite body part of the opposite gender? - well, damn. heh heh. nah, perverts. torso and hands, omg. *dies*446Please respect copyright.PENANAhTymxLFgcP
birthday year? - 1930.446Please respect copyright.PENANAmt8STKqYLd
celebrity crush? - holy fuck, dude. i have a lot.446Please respect copyright.PENANA1XOli7Fntm
age? - what's that?446Please respect copyright.PENANAkdGnp92VtF
enthinicity? - african american.446Please respect copyright.PENANAOg2Ip5k1V4
tea or coffee? - neither.446Please respect copyright.PENANAZz0hIKLHYi
random skill you have? - i can make people smile.446Please respect copyright.PENANAA3hwt1TJfL
prefer hugs or kisses? - i mean, both. *slow motion walks looking stupid as fuck*446Please respect copyright.PENANAySxzbGTIvy
favourite food? - ice cream.446Please respect copyright.PENANAhrNvd5iYT1
last person you saw naked? - myself, you fucking icky nasty. 446Please respect copyright.PENANAf1YoX0pDo0
shared nudes? - damn, people are nosy but yes.446Please respect copyright.PENANANQ08VmLztr
eye colour? - the rainbow. get on my level.446Please respect copyright.PENANA2Y5xDfSnsf
favourite soda? - sprite.446Please respect copyright.PENANAu10N1O1ehl
biggest pet peeve? - people being people.446Please respect copyright.PENANAU7vc6zHH8c
can you swim? - yes, wtf?446Please respect copyright.PENANAfg0qUiQpkd
favourite song at the moment? - 19 by stray kids but that could change every 2 seconds. honestly i don't think i have a favourite song.446Please respect copyright.PENANAyr61P5h5gb
do you watch porn? - no, but i have with my cousin and her friends because we wanted to see the tony lopez leaked video so we searched porn hub. one thing went to another and we ended up seeing an apparent james charles leaked sex tape and then my cousin and her friend sat there and watched a bondage for like an hour while me and her other friend decided to cleanse our eyes with bleach and protect our assholes.446Please respect copyright.PENANAMeEb5YEpxi
virgin? - yes, omg. nasty.446Please respect copyright.PENANA5JRDnC7yrR
favourite social media platform(s) - twitter, weverse, snapchat.446Please respect copyright.PENANAUrkMnbRVNJ
colour of your current bed sheets? - weird question but, uhm, they're grey...yep *nodding*446Please respect copyright.PENANAvtjCcQCypB
apple or andriod? - apple.446Please respect copyright.PENANAugcGrRTTrU
best dessert? - mochi.446Please respect copyright.PENANAIU29A0wwrI
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have you ever:446Please respect copyright.PENANA0ZHrdICExb
1. skipped class? - yes.446Please respect copyright.PENANAeXPaImp88n
2. done drugs? - no.446Please respect copyright.PENANAnNFXowfKH8
3. self-harmed? - yes.446Please respect copyright.PENANA9MPBkwvlHA
4. drank? - no.446Please respect copyright.PENANAlnMQYW8848
5. shoplifted? - yes.446Please respect copyright.PENANA9fVDWYJCiD
6. gotten a tattoo? - no.446Please respect copyright.PENANA18SWwNAExx
7. broken up with someone? - yes.446Please respect copyright.PENANAwKirKTZDl4
what's your favourite:446Please respect copyright.PENANAeXlMpyATSH
8. show? - the princess weiyoung.446Please respect copyright.PENANAkwHTP1utMw
9. movie? - break the silence.446Please respect copyright.PENANAR4CsOumD2a
10. song? - idk anymore and i just answered that, like, 5 minutes ago, omg.446Please respect copyright.PENANAGyyQLmXOzw
11. artist? - bts.446Please respect copyright.PENANAalp9d9V0Dg
12. singer or band? - bts.446Please respect copyright.PENANAv8h1oHMiQI
13. memory? - idk.446Please respect copyright.PENANAcTcOJWL2BW
14. book? - the cruel prince.446Please respect copyright.PENANA6sFp4Rmwqc
this or that:446Please respect copyright.PENANARoRoWOdYwg
15. invisibility or ability to fly? - fly.446Please respect copyright.PENANAbDMCjl9EQE
16. cookies or cake? - cookies.446Please respect copyright.PENANAxas4sCbkuN
17. twitter or facebook? - twitter.446Please respect copyright.PENANA0CX6IS5R4X
18. movies or books? - idk.446Please respect copyright.PENANAJUCBCzGHuJ
19. coke or sprite? - sprite.446Please respect copyright.PENANATEXBhGKNMT
20. blind of deaf? - blind.446Please respect copyright.PENANAYMHH9c9QIT
21. tea or coffee? - neither.446Please respect copyright.PENANACZq1B6iQVQ
what's your:446Please respect copyright.PENANA8jlFOR0tcG
22. age? - ninety-one.446Please respect copyright.PENANAtwAE1aqikU
23. zodiac sign? - virgo/libra cusp.446Please respect copyright.PENANABesK0y08H4
24. height? - 4'11.446Please respect copyright.PENANAKB5uWu4V6x
25. sexual orientation? - bisexual.446Please respect copyright.PENANA5Pwp0pLK9y
26. shoe size? - seven.446Please respect copyright.PENANAmlwIEw6RC8
27. religion? - i'm not religious.446Please respect copyright.PENANA5cx13FJTVC
28. longest relationship? - like, five months.446Please respect copyright.PENANAbME2hoxdpb
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29. gay rights? - i'm gay...446Please respect copyright.PENANADJnWJ37VUk
30. second chances? - it depends.446Please respect copyright.PENANA8coUdv74l3
31. long distance relationships? - don't get hurt, baby.446Please respect copyright.PENANAT42XnvhcNQ
32. abortion? - ew.446Please respect copyright.PENANAva4GwLBKgg
33. a death penalty? - ew.446Please respect copyright.PENANA1ir1aC0jNE
34. marijuana? - i likes that.446Please respect copyright.PENANACHF4wNsX48
35. love? - what's love?446Please respect copyright.PENANAXLVsq2U9LS
do you:446Please respect copyright.PENANAETzFGXOIfs
36. belive in ghosts? - sorta kinda.446Please respect copyright.PENANAIv4IH5jY4I
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omg, bye. i'm tired of this.
- Alex <3446Please respect copyright.PENANAYjqLjiCDLt