「兩位淑女,妳們要知道我是不得已的,孤獨是我的宿命,我必須隨時保持警覺,準備和邪惡作戰,慶生會那種歡樂的場合只會讓我鬆懈,被人世間的黑暗和危險吞噬,一路沈到深淵的底部,所以只好缺席。妳們這樣純潔又神聖的存在,跟我靠得太近只會被污染,妳們能諒解我嗎?」180Please respect copyright.PENANA4bafTQbYTf
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兩個女生非常爽快,異口同聲地回答:「不能!」180Please respect copyright.PENANA69FOgxV5EE
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沒有一個正常人會諒解那串活像咒文的碎念吧。虹翼心想。180Please respect copyright.PENANAwFBcFHJAaC
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小哲半推半就地被女孩們拉到座位上坐下,盡責的噹噹立刻上前招呼。180Please respect copyright.PENANAD383fMbFRC
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「姐姐好!」180Please respect copyright.PENANAfWZHyDf17o
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「哈囉噹噹,好久不見!」180Please respect copyright.PENANAgRMnyAMCV9
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看到萌正太,小柚和香儂不由自主地改用娃娃音講話。180Please respect copyright.PENANAwWy826x17t
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「你還是小小的一隻,好可愛哦!」180Please respect copyright.PENANAMYe6JhnZX3
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這句話噹噹可不能當沒聽到。180Please respect copyright.PENANAQVUIIufvZA
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「我不是小小一隻,我長高了,現在是大大一隻!」180Please respect copyright.PENANABxAOOkksd2
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這話把兩個女孩逗得樂不可支,小哲則是一臉嚴肅地點頭。180Please respect copyright.PENANAu4x2l2VAQI
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「嗯,早點長大才能為正義而戰。」180Please respect copyright.PENANAlijfA44Fwg
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兩個女生對他的中二台詞顯然已經見怪不怪,毫無阻礙地繼續話題。180Please respect copyright.PENANA5Q30pmaMzD
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「我來介紹,」香儂說:「這位小哲哥哥是我們學生會的幹部,他運動很行,你如果想快點長高,可以拜託他教你打球哦。」180Please respect copyright.PENANAC7rVCZLgz5
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小哲歎口氣,鄭重地說:「不好意思,何睿哲這個名字只是我暫時的代號,我真正的身分是黑暗赤焰的滅罪使徒,身負燒盡世上邪惡的重責大任,所以沒有時間教你打球。」180Please respect copyright.PENANAdDjJIgV0kq
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送菜到隔壁桌的虹翼聽到這話,差點笑出來。180Please respect copyright.PENANAGjdWDl1b9q
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既然是「赤焰」,為什麼會黑暗?180Please respect copyright.PENANAsS5UcILvWP
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然而噹噹並沒有笑,而是同樣鄭重地回答。180Please respect copyright.PENANA9aoZQKZQhE
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「黑色什麼什麼使徒哥哥你好,我是青芒世子噹噹,使命是保護我的族人和龍眼,不讓赤芒欺負他們。你不用擔心,我只要吃下達荼洛果實就會長高了,不需要打球。」180Please respect copyright.PENANAOk6qEF9z0t
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那串封號實在太長,他記不住。180Please respect copyright.PENANAqBkPH6Rg20
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何睿哲一點也不介意。他一輩子沒碰過願意陪他耍中二的人,感動得痛哭流涕,也顧不得對方是個幼童,立刻站起身,莊嚴肅穆地朝噹噹伸手:「請多多指教,青忙杮子。」180Please respect copyright.PENANA1ZBo3u42On
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噹噹看多了兒童節目,知道握手是打招呼的方式,也嚴肅地伸手握住,「嗯,請多多指腳。」180Please respect copyright.PENANAWeVaObrQak
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看著這段美好友誼的展開,虹翼憋笑憋得都快生出腹肌了。180Please respect copyright.PENANALqgHLEDqOm
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原來中二病患者的專長就是跟魔神仔溝通嗎?這倒是個大發現呢。180Please respect copyright.PENANAKaL09M6FJh
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她轉身去拿菜單準備幫他們點菜,櫃枱旁奇冉的表情卻讓她心中一驚。180Please respect copyright.PENANAxqjHJt2TFR
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他雙眼赤紅,死死地盯著何睿哲,臉上的殺氣讓她全身發涼。180Please respect copyright.PENANAvI3BX05e0n
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虹翼顧不得點菜,用力把他拖進廚房。180Please respect copyright.PENANAEqmK7rxI6Z
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「放手!幹什麼啊臭女人!」180Please respect copyright.PENANAvBSmib9O8I
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「你幹嘛這麼兇狠地看那個人?雖然那種現充很顧人怨,他可沒得罪你啊。」180Please respect copyright.PENANAriinV6ZxtI
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奇冉齜牙裂嘴。180Please respect copyright.PENANAv37EsNFXEt
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「他豈止得罪我?他得罪了鳶鳴山上的所有芒神和生靈!鳶鳴山會山崩就是他害的!」180Please respect copyright.PENANA9VTvXBZUlz
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虹翼有聽沒有懂。180Please respect copyright.PENANAb2ElXud1uO
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「他只是個高中生,哪有辦法造成山崩?」180Please respect copyright.PENANAjPFlRcvPDo
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「我才不管,他頭上有山神的印記,就表示他是破壞山林的罪人!」180Please respect copyright.PENANA3hCnB8PuGe
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「什麼印記?我只看到他頭上的大腦洞啊。」180Please respect copyright.PENANAlL8qOz4Bun
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原本忙著切菜的湘玲插話了。180Please respect copyright.PENANAUYCAamZEF6
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