「兩位淑女，妳們要知道我是不得已的，孤獨是我的宿命，我必須隨時保持警覺，準備和邪惡作戰，慶生會那種歡樂的場合只會讓我鬆懈，被人世間的黑暗和危險吞噬，一路沈到深淵的底部，所以只好缺席。妳們這樣純潔又神聖的存在，跟我靠得太近只會被污染，妳們能諒解我嗎？」175Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoQhnzkKe6f
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兩個女生非常爽快，異口同聲地回答：「不能！」175Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMDrkplrPT3
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沒有一個正常人會諒解那串活像咒文的碎念吧。虹翼心想。175Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5EABREzj2w
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小哲半推半就地被女孩們拉到座位上坐下，盡責的噹噹立刻上前招呼。175Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAM76F2k7j2
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「姐姐好！」175Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj6uphgdL9Z
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「哈囉噹噹，好久不見！」175Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzE9X1dyUAz
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看到萌正太，小柚和香儂不由自主地改用娃娃音講話。175Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQtwXRZJMLA
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「你還是小小的一隻，好可愛哦！」175Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVkyCji9PLa
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這句話噹噹可不能當沒聽到。175Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIgewxHZSb4
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「我不是小小一隻，我長高了，現在是大大一隻！」175Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuGwjXh9CjY
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這話把兩個女孩逗得樂不可支，小哲則是一臉嚴肅地點頭。175Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡon5wyqOzkb
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「嗯，早點長大才能為正義而戰。」175Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkaNZsBFqQ3
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兩個女生對他的中二台詞顯然已經見怪不怪，毫無阻礙地繼續話題。175Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoXr6bhf1Nd
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「我來介紹，」香儂說：「這位小哲哥哥是我們學生會的幹部，他運動很行，你如果想快點長高，可以拜託他教你打球哦。」175Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVgXvROOfNs
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小哲歎口氣，鄭重地說：「不好意思，何睿哲這個名字只是我暫時的代號，我真正的身分是黑暗赤焰的滅罪使徒，身負燒盡世上邪惡的重責大任，所以沒有時間教你打球。」175Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCXZjz43SF3
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送菜到隔壁桌的虹翼聽到這話，差點笑出來。175Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡevnwyo95B0
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既然是「赤焰」，為什麼會黑暗？175Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpuowP6wgcV
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然而噹噹並沒有笑，而是同樣鄭重地回答。175Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ1ucj95pKH
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「黑色什麼什麼使徒哥哥你好，我是青芒世子噹噹，使命是保護我的族人和龍眼，不讓赤芒欺負他們。你不用擔心，我只要吃下達荼洛果實就會長高了，不需要打球。」175Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFKPMX0pY9U
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那串封號實在太長，他記不住。175Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbBsrrin0zJ
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何睿哲一點也不介意。他一輩子沒碰過願意陪他耍中二的人，感動得痛哭流涕，也顧不得對方是個幼童，立刻站起身，莊嚴肅穆地朝噹噹伸手：「請多多指教，青忙杮子。」175Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpx6c8yWoGh
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噹噹看多了兒童節目，知道握手是打招呼的方式，也嚴肅地伸手握住，「嗯，請多多指腳。」175Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfh3UIx41Vl
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看著這段美好友誼的展開，虹翼憋笑憋得都快生出腹肌了。175Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTHTXCyY8wG
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原來中二病患者的專長就是跟魔神仔溝通嗎？這倒是個大發現呢。175Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8wuwMO3mtV
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她轉身去拿菜單準備幫他們點菜，櫃枱旁奇冉的表情卻讓她心中一驚。175Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcqa2I6NR7N
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他雙眼赤紅，死死地盯著何睿哲，臉上的殺氣讓她全身發涼。175Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUAnmYWc23e
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虹翼顧不得點菜，用力把他拖進廚房。175Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkU5iYzYEqc
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「放手！幹什麼啊臭女人！」175Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsRZJbNW01n
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「你幹嘛這麼兇狠地看那個人？雖然那種現充很顧人怨，他可沒得罪你啊。」175Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5elL8IdhvP
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奇冉齜牙裂嘴。175Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIiOUoFY42G
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「他豈止得罪我？他得罪了鳶鳴山上的所有芒神和生靈！鳶鳴山會山崩就是他害的！」175Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5srVix5Z9v
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虹翼有聽沒有懂。175Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQFuFzN296p
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「他只是個高中生，哪有辦法造成山崩？」175Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkwAJCxgWP6
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「我才不管，他頭上有山神的印記，就表示他是破壞山林的罪人！」175Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡznArNiwRDO
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「什麼印記？我只看到他頭上的大腦洞啊。」175Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOcnC3fyZoI
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原本忙著切菜的湘玲插話了。175Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBg1d7Q38Ld
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