「兩位淑女,妳們要知道我是不得已的,孤獨是我的宿命,我必須隨時保持警覺,準備和邪惡作戰,慶生會那種歡樂的場合只會讓我鬆懈,被人世間的黑暗和危險吞噬,一路沈到深淵的底部,所以只好缺席。妳們這樣純潔又神聖的存在,跟我靠得太近只會被污染,妳們能諒解我嗎?」171Please respect copyright.PENANA5rRcvckYhv
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兩個女生非常爽快,異口同聲地回答:「不能!」171Please respect copyright.PENANA3UTf93oIhg
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沒有一個正常人會諒解那串活像咒文的碎念吧。虹翼心想。171Please respect copyright.PENANA1Gh6UuPXTV
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小哲半推半就地被女孩們拉到座位上坐下,盡責的噹噹立刻上前招呼。171Please respect copyright.PENANATYOUSGipKb
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「姐姐好!」171Please respect copyright.PENANAP6nEft6J1o
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「哈囉噹噹,好久不見!」171Please respect copyright.PENANAAzFcixhPPQ
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看到萌正太,小柚和香儂不由自主地改用娃娃音講話。171Please respect copyright.PENANAZg3sW4M7U9
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「你還是小小的一隻,好可愛哦!」171Please respect copyright.PENANAOkaE8kEtNa
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這句話噹噹可不能當沒聽到。171Please respect copyright.PENANADMu13xaAyw
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「我不是小小一隻,我長高了,現在是大大一隻!」171Please respect copyright.PENANAh0YsTBPXTx
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這話把兩個女孩逗得樂不可支,小哲則是一臉嚴肅地點頭。171Please respect copyright.PENANAjKJAmuJAbk
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「嗯,早點長大才能為正義而戰。」171Please respect copyright.PENANAdSeBYwIAp3
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兩個女生對他的中二台詞顯然已經見怪不怪,毫無阻礙地繼續話題。171Please respect copyright.PENANABMDQzdSMmk
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「我來介紹,」香儂說:「這位小哲哥哥是我們學生會的幹部,他運動很行,你如果想快點長高,可以拜託他教你打球哦。」171Please respect copyright.PENANArhQ9KKCUYt
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小哲歎口氣,鄭重地說:「不好意思,何睿哲這個名字只是我暫時的代號,我真正的身分是黑暗赤焰的滅罪使徒,身負燒盡世上邪惡的重責大任,所以沒有時間教你打球。」171Please respect copyright.PENANAo36Avuuo2s
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送菜到隔壁桌的虹翼聽到這話,差點笑出來。171Please respect copyright.PENANAcQI6gb5ZF5
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既然是「赤焰」,為什麼會黑暗?171Please respect copyright.PENANAcax0AvcSxw
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然而噹噹並沒有笑,而是同樣鄭重地回答。171Please respect copyright.PENANAExnTQNPtp5
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「黑色什麼什麼使徒哥哥你好,我是青芒世子噹噹,使命是保護我的族人和龍眼,不讓赤芒欺負他們。你不用擔心,我只要吃下達荼洛果實就會長高了,不需要打球。」171Please respect copyright.PENANAZVH4GyyP5a
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那串封號實在太長,他記不住。171Please respect copyright.PENANATE9q6izsWo
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何睿哲一點也不介意。他一輩子沒碰過願意陪他耍中二的人,感動得痛哭流涕,也顧不得對方是個幼童,立刻站起身,莊嚴肅穆地朝噹噹伸手:「請多多指教,青忙杮子。」171Please respect copyright.PENANA0IbrOA7ryi
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噹噹看多了兒童節目,知道握手是打招呼的方式,也嚴肅地伸手握住,「嗯,請多多指腳。」171Please respect copyright.PENANA6w9CEIi6cx
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看著這段美好友誼的展開,虹翼憋笑憋得都快生出腹肌了。171Please respect copyright.PENANAPqGJKO4B7C
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原來中二病患者的專長就是跟魔神仔溝通嗎?這倒是個大發現呢。171Please respect copyright.PENANAGWM7Z6rfwL
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她轉身去拿菜單準備幫他們點菜,櫃枱旁奇冉的表情卻讓她心中一驚。171Please respect copyright.PENANAHxAB7ne8My
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他雙眼赤紅,死死地盯著何睿哲,臉上的殺氣讓她全身發涼。171Please respect copyright.PENANAMCrlZ2mwI3
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虹翼顧不得點菜,用力把他拖進廚房。171Please respect copyright.PENANAeRFGaw1RXz
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「放手!幹什麼啊臭女人!」171Please respect copyright.PENANACUn0lsPHTy
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「你幹嘛這麼兇狠地看那個人?雖然那種現充很顧人怨,他可沒得罪你啊。」171Please respect copyright.PENANAjkIJ38o23d
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奇冉齜牙裂嘴。171Please respect copyright.PENANAC2xkjfp1dP
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「他豈止得罪我?他得罪了鳶鳴山上的所有芒神和生靈!鳶鳴山會山崩就是他害的!」171Please respect copyright.PENANAasRuDosEWA
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虹翼有聽沒有懂。171Please respect copyright.PENANADBZPtaqVWo
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「他只是個高中生,哪有辦法造成山崩?」171Please respect copyright.PENANAU8vRGGUuqa
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「我才不管,他頭上有山神的印記,就表示他是破壞山林的罪人!」171Please respect copyright.PENANAtbReIyGRRh
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「什麼印記?我只看到他頭上的大腦洞啊。」171Please respect copyright.PENANAQwVVjpWNk2
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原本忙著切菜的湘玲插話了。171Please respect copyright.PENANABn65ZU9ZYl
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