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其實做我阿妹嘅阿哥都有啲福利,就係有時佢返學返嚟之後會帶個firend嚟,但係每次都會預先打電話返嚟叫我死入房先,如果唔係唔番屋企,所以我只好喺間房打下機、玩下網絡圍棋過下日晨。8964 copyright protection588PENANAwYrf7nFjRS 維尼
點解我仲係無業呢?問得好,因為我喺屋企番工。8964 copyright protection588PENANATyGBbVjsoo 維尼
我做咩嫁?咪係帶住個死人面具開住手機錄影講下啲人生道理啊、用部電腦寫下故仔呀、直播下打機呀、用部手機刷下啲手機稀有怪賣出去咁,我認我係唔踏實,唔出名。8964 copyright protection588PENANAkZKwlAAL0N 維尼
但係我相信夢想只要堅持,有一日總會成功。8964 copyright protection588PENANA54PkFD9CeI 維尼
雖然我個妹會特登開門入嚟踩我兩腳,8964 copyright protection588PENANAcLlStikWnS 維尼
「Hi 你,又做埋啲傻的嗎嘢...唔洗訓咩大佬。」8964 copyright protection588PENANAkoNto7CiAo 維尼
「嗱,你阿哥實踐緊夢想呀。」我就會答。8964 copyright protection588PENANAookDv5JNjJ 維尼
因為我唔想打死一世牛工,猶其喺香港。8964 copyright protection588PENANA9IvEG2U41F 維尼
「收。」佢指住我:「兩分鐘之後好收機,已經成兩點喇。」8964 copyright protection588PENANAknyeGyINlk 維尼
「阿妹!你點解唔支持阿哥實現夢想!?」8964 copyright protection588PENANAD7GvLFKqxd 維尼
「你同我收嗲,埋好哂啲杯麵盒同汽水罐之後去訓覺ok?」8964 copyright protection588PENANAP3ycXoLcpN 維尼
「ok...」最後我總會敗喺佢威嚴之下。8964 copyright protection588PENANAG32clVUf9x 維尼
最Hi8964 copyright protection588PENANAcQBvgAZcnu 維尼
Hi嘅係,個陣做緊打機直播會影住我個樣,雖然阿妹企喺門口,個人又高見唔到佢個樣,但班Hi Hi見到一對白滑嘅長大腿已經谷精上腦咁叫我個妹出鏡,真係痴向左走向右走線,到底係咪睇我打機嫁!!!8964 copyright protection588PENANA5oatBF7yir 維尼
不過阿妹講得無錯,夢想喺香港的確好難實現。8964 copyright protection588PENANAQNWJjGmAN2 維尼
成功背後係唔知踩住幾多人。8964 copyright protection588PENANAwPAVBNuv00 維尼
但係可能我份人比較感性,佢比較理性,我好難同佢溝通,因為我哋追求嘅唔同。8964 copyright protection588PENANAMKfEsrzbbs 維尼
佢肯特登入房Hi下我都好,最驚佢Hi都唔Hi,睇住阿哥我死。8964 copyright protection588PENANA4wNZkim4yP 維尼
不過如果夢想係一條死亡之路,我諗自己會選擇繼續行落去。8964 copyright protection588PENANAZVVSFz0umy 維尼
阿妹,阿哥對唔住你。8964 copyright protection588PENANAYQMWTB1GWd 維尼
有時候,我繼母會同阿妹嘈兩句,我永遠會係和解個一個。8964 copyright protection588PENANAX0lHnjFYlS 維尼
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「拎走你啲衫啦!」8964 copyright protection588PENANAGsjbxJsosV 維尼
「收嗲啦,放落洗衣機姐,又唔會整污穢你啲衫!!」唔洗問阿桂,有「收嗲」個一句一定係我個妹講。「又搞咩啊?」和事佬出場!8964 copyright protection588PENANABamstUiMvO 維尼
「阿琳佢啊,自己點衫唔自己洗!死都要同我塞入同一個洗衣機洗!」繼母說。8964 copyright protection588PENANAktCRRWJ9Ya 維尼
「Hi 你啊.......用機洗渣嘛,又唔向左走向右走係要用你啲力洗!」阿妹反駁。8964 copyright protection588PENANAcnKYG7r554 維尼
「阿津,你講下道理,勸下你阿妹喇!!!」繼母說。8964 copyright protection588PENANAtxyJIqsdnv 維尼
「嗱...唔好激動住,部洗衣機就老豆買嘅,大家應該一齊用係咪?」其實我都唔知一齊用有咩問題,繼母個腦真係有啲壞壞地。8964 copyright protection588PENANADNQYxDUfi7 維尼
不過佢每個月都會比五百蚊我洗仲有日夜返工,所以廢事得罪佢,因為佢都有份為頭家出力。8964 copyright protection588PENANAb9x2elJZdl 維尼
「Hi Auntie!」阿妹直接將自己啲衫掉去繼母個身到,然後「啪」一聲閂門入房。8964 copyright protection588PENANAvGwrYPVfie 維尼
「你睇下佢咩態度呀!」繼母繼續講。8964 copyright protection588PENANANmhlzCmvFj 維尼
「得喇得喇~」我拍拍繼母膊頭。8964 copyright protection588PENANAEvjwG5F1Ma 維尼
最後辛苦嘅係邊個呢?辛苦嘅咪係我囉陰公,我要夜媽媽喺浴身幫阿妹用手洗衫,因為繼母唔肯將佢哋啲衫撈埋一齊洗。8964 copyright protection588PENANAtPSuJ2tiPF 維尼
做和事佬做到我咁嘅樣,真係好向左走向右走慘。8964 copyright protection588PENANAGiFOPaaMBe 維尼
「喀喀──」兩下敲門聲。8964 copyright protection588PENANAg6OMjv2Dyh 維尼
「咩事?」我問。8964 copyright protection588PENANAADQvOGssjU 維尼
「我啊...」阿妹把聲。8964 copyright protection588PENANARK8CpfwHv8 維尼
「入嚟啊。」我繼續低頭洗衫。8964 copyright protection588PENANAPRObsD4H8t 維尼
「洗乜鬼理佢啊...直接放落洗衣機佢都唔知喇!」阿琳佢細聲咁講。8964 copyright protection588PENANAfv4zcJf5NT 維尼
「廢事啦~你哋一陣間又開片。」我說。8964 copyright protection588PENANAdi1iQ1sycu 維尼
「我知你一定企我個邊嘅。」8964 copyright protection588PENANA7eYEJNjLk3 維尼
「死mk妹.....去整個杯麵比阿哥食喇。」8964 copyright protection588PENANAuOv95uo1zz 維尼
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本來我仲以為我哋兄妹情幾好,佢會真係整個杯麵我食,點解我要講「杯麵」唔係其他食物呢?因為8964 copyright protection588PENANAONjnIfbCr1 維尼
我相信我阿妹絕對有能力同識整杯麵,點知條Hi Hi妹回我一句......8964 copyright protection588PENANA7w9rX8hnxJ 維尼
「收嗲啦,自己冇手整呀?」8964 copyright protection588PENANAI9IZwirGVv 維尼
點解劇情同我諗落去嘅發展唔一樣!呀呀呀呀!!!!!8964 copyright protection588PENANAxtRKNQFqhw 維尼
我仲記得,自己個妹由細到大都好鐘意暴力熊。8964 copyright protection588PENANAMMhlzDRAXf 維尼
喱隻公仔有咩吸引力?我唔太清楚,不過我手握住今個月唯一嘅五百蚊,膽粗粗咁入咗去專賣喱啲公仔嘅一間精品店到。8964 copyright protection588PENANAriGP6LQdz9 維尼
因為我份人大隻又肥肥地,所以細細個嗰陣,我會帶住暴力熊嘅面具同阿妹玩,我就總係扮壞人,佢就扮乜鬼光之美少女,然後瘋狂對我起飛腳同拳打腳踢,我都唔點解自己細個總係願意做壞人比佢打。8964 copyright protection588PENANAZmj5HE7aFT 維尼
不過我見佢打得咁開心,我就無所謂啦。8964 copyright protection588PENANAcl50iB5sjV 維尼
仲記得個陣佢會同我一齊睇TVB,一齊唱主題曲,一齊聽片尾曲,雖然間屋係細,亦都日日差唔多只係得我哋兩個,但係我哋都可以好開心咁過每一日。8964 copyright protection588PENANAvGm8t8JIOI 維尼
而大個咗之後,我哋就無咗做喱啲嘢。8964 copyright protection588PENANAM8YERxFaqP 維尼
所以我想送過「暴力熊」公仔比佢,當比佢懷念下以前都好,而且咁大個人我都無咩送生日禮物比佢,所今年就當補數。8964 copyright protection588PENANAIpUQEE1lTu 維尼
希望佢無咁躁,或者唔會喺我面前親手撕爛我隻熊人。8964 copyright protection588PENANAWKo7rBeEAk 維尼
不過我個妹鐘意暴力熊就全世界都知架啦,佢啲兵仔應該會送過大我N倍嘅公仔比佢。8964 copyright protection588PENANADBzPincws9 維尼
但係so what?我認為如果有心有感情,就算送張單行紙比阿細妹佢用嚟計數佢都會好感動。8964 copyright protection588PENANAt5JE2j8ix3 維尼
入到去個間精品店,我好似比班公仔凝視住緊要我帶佢哋返屋企,個感覺有少少恐怖。8964 copyright protection588PENANAp4qeUKJFZ1 維尼
今次亦係我第一次入嚟揀嘢送比人,你都知我喱啲油頭毒向左走向右走平時唔識哄女嫁啦。8964 copyright protection588PENANAnYrvD8f3dl 維尼
「先生,想揀啲咩呢?」一位服務員走過嚟、微笑。8964 copyright protection588PENANAWOb9usDELT 維尼
「呃...暴力熊公仔。」我答。8964 copyright protection588PENANADTPbRKCgqt 維尼
「送俾女仔呢?」8964 copyright protection588PENANA3FhyKKjSiG 維尼
「係啊,你咁聰明嘅?」8964 copyright protection588PENANAmGuYtIKCt5 維尼
「哦,年中都有好多你咁嘅毒....男仔嚟買嘢送俾女仔。」服務員保持親切嘅笑容。8964 copyright protection588PENANAzkb9ZMnDKR 維尼
個一日,我一個男仔抱住隻同我差唔多大嘅暴力熊公仔行返屋企,沿途好多人見到都望住我,我都真8964 copyright protection588PENANAkrEQP8z0i1 維尼
592Please respect copyright.PENANAVjjTlivvnS
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係有少少尷尬,但係個店員極力推薦我買喱隻返屋企,所以我就最後揀咗喱隻返去。8964 copyright protection588PENANAmdYoRwtDpD 維尼
阿銘曾經問過我,到底我有冇鐘意嘅女仔。8964 copyright protection588PENANAbZpZjh5ql2 維尼
我講無嘅話當然係呃你。8964 copyright protection588PENANAVXfxSBE5lU 維尼
我當然有個好鐘意嘅女仔,佢叫阿晴,但係有個好勁好有錢嘅男朋友,中學之後我直頭無同佢聯絡。8964 copyright protection588PENANAxJECL4ceS4 維尼
592Please respect copyright.PENANABDqSDXpJnj
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曾經中六個年嘅聖誕節我見到佢FB8964 copyright protection588PENANA7AMBvCOAO3 維尼
post同條仔出去慶祝之後,我成晚喺間房撕聲裂叫,要仲喺個陣差唔多發緊肓嘅阿妹入嚟Hi醒先冷靜到落嚟。8964 copyright protection588PENANAvAMpkldh20 維尼
點不知,今日真Hi Hi。8964 copyright protection588PENANA8hP6aSNBHe 維尼
因為我重遇佢了。8964 copyright protection588PENANAfirv9Ob8ay 維尼
我喺商場搭升降機個陣閂門個一下,聽到有條女喊等陣,唔小心手多多伸隻手擋住對門,等條女入嚟,點向左走向右走知就係阿晴!8964 copyright protection588PENANAeXTinLfOVz 維尼
「你...」佢有點呆。8964 copyright protection588PENANA7uyaKO4qaT 維尼
「呃......HI。」我都唔知比咩反應,仲要抱緊咁向左走向右走大隻暴力熊8964 copyright protection588PENANAVNvdY3odoh 維尼
「.......記得我叫咩名?」喺冷場嘅情況下,佢選擇破冰。8964 copyright protection588PENANANyrEauJGnA 維尼
「叫阿晴!」我答。8964 copyright protection588PENANAdZO3mV9WM6 維尼
「我叫Rachel.....」8964 copyright protection588PENANA6oZ8d9oU8R 維尼
「吓....」Hi Hi,連自己心上人嘅名我都記錯。8964 copyright protection588PENANAb3fpboFIJN 維尼
「咳,我記得你叫阿津。」佢反而記得我個名。8964 copyright protection588PENANApe2EPwOvjt 維尼
但係無理由咁Seven得我記錯佢個名.....唯有咁做。8964 copyright protection588PENANA7VqCkLsrcy 維尼
「吓...我好似叫Billy......」我說。8964 copyright protection588PENANAomDX9VU4lT 維尼
「好似?」8964 copyright protection588PENANAxCALYazXHS 維尼
「唔係....我根本就係叫Billy!你都記錯啦!哈哈哈哈。」我假笑。8964 copyright protection588PENANA9mTmprTOSC 維尼
我著住件普通長袖衫服,同佢啲衣著配搭相比簡直係天同地。8964 copyright protection588PENANADUuFAYUvUg 維尼
點解佢可以正向左走向右走咗咁多!!!8964 copyright protection588PENANAeFg3XkfNy2 維尼
不過唔洗問阿桂,一定有男朋友,仲要係高幾班嘅。8964 copyright protection588PENANA2kDTTmpA11 維尼
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「下次有緣再見。」我已經到所屬嘅樓層。8964 copyright protection588PENANAFFA8OiUypq 維尼
「哦...再見。」Rachel佢會心微笑。8964 copyright protection588PENANAZl2Alg13ld 維尼
返屋企之前,我仲買咗個黑森林蛋糕俾阿妹,準備今晚同佢好好happy下!8964 copyright protection588PENANAjawGeyvdtv 維尼
點知返到屋企唔見佢,所以我將隻暴力熊放喺梳化上面,將蛋糕放喺檯到等佢,一直等一直等,等到入黑三套TVB神劇播完都未見蹤影,所以我打比佢問佢喺邊,點知個衰妹無開電話。8964 copyright protection588PENANACBK6C7lR7L 維尼
而我就好孤獨緊喺屋企抱住隻暴力熊睇電視,好涼好凍........8964 copyright protection588PENANA6zpK9cORB7 維尼
唔通條Hi8964 copyright protection588PENANA7KYkqEJ0KC 維尼
Hi妹同緊自己條仔開房啪啪啪慶祝生日?身為佬大嘅我就傻的嗎勁咁等佢返嚟慶祝,我實在太愚蠢....8964 copyright protection588PENANA4JD0aBAL0W 維尼
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我無聊到就快訓著個陣,無聊打開IG,見到成班Firend幫個妹慶祝,我笑咗笑,然後抱住隻暴力熊訓咗喺梳化到。8964 copyright protection588PENANA4Ppq9LO7QW 維尼
算,我攰到嬲唔著。8964 copyright protection588PENANAOdoeQh8ylD 維尼
第日一大早,阿妹佢終於返嚟。8964 copyright protection588PENANAF59pPkcLVf 維尼
個死妹頭亦終於識著長褲出街。8964 copyright protection588PENANA3AEaJIwg9U 維尼
「咦,有床唔訓?」佢見到我即刻問。8964 copyright protection588PENANAgysIFnyBDn 維尼
「等你啊.....諗住比驚喜你....點知你....」我用啱啱醒嘅聲線講。8964 copyright protection588PENANAxDfjGm6BVe 維尼
「隻暴力熊啊....?」阿妹即刻走過嚟望下我抱住訓個隻暴力熊。8964 copyright protection588PENANASKmMuGrMJD 維尼
我點頭。8964 copyright protection588PENANAYX2gUHECtG 維尼
「多謝哂喎.....」佢一手搶走隻熊。8964 copyright protection588PENANAoujKghZ8m5 維尼
「雪櫃有蛋糕.....」我迷糊地說。8964 copyright protection588PENANAMlq7Vk9D11 維尼
「得啦~做今晚晚餐。」8964 copyright protection588PENANAZ9tBWcFHQ3 維尼
唔知係咪佢心情好,竟然無講過粗口罵我。8964 copyright protection588PENANATIvLiywHXQ 維尼
簡直係奇蹟.....8964 copyright protection588PENANAs8pA9s3veK 維尼
一直訓到兩點幾,我終於儲滿足夠嘅體力起身。8964 copyright protection588PENANApemJBeytXg 維尼
可能琴日遇到Rachel,今日阿妹又無Hi我,我心情特別開朗。煎隻蛋做早餐個陣可以一路唱歌一路跳舞,但係就因為咁差啲搞到屋企著火。8964 copyright protection588PENANATyn3fOaIWQ 維尼
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因為上次見到Rachel衣著同我簡直係差天共地嘅關係,所以我今日決定叫阿銘帶我出旺角買下衫褲,裝備下自己。8964 copyright protection588PENANAWhlVxtVZhH 維尼
雖然我主張男人應該去書局裝備自己,但係所需浸淫嘅時間實在太長,而女人只係會睇外表定下第一印象嘅生物,所以我從衣著入手就最快。8964 copyright protection588PENANA7gVpGIUQfW 維尼
雖然我嘅第一面係喺中學時期,喺Rachel面前咬住隻雞脾食得津津有味嘅樣。8964 copyright protection588PENANADJI097EDO4 維尼
「我幫你有咩報酬先。」阿銘喺地鐵站問我。8964 copyright protection588PENANAHxEPfPM8vu 維尼
「兄弟講報酬嫁咩?」我反問。8964 copyright protection588PENANAmZbHXyog0U 維尼
「你良心過意得去咩?」8964 copyright protection588PENANAg2jDqdiV5b 維尼
「咁啦,喱到十蚊雞,當我請你食串魚蛋。」我拍拍佢背脊。8964 copyright protection588PENANAvCuPpCC8tC 維尼
「嗱,唔好咁啊!兄弟唔講錢架。」阿銘拒絕接受金錢。8964 copyright protection588PENANAhAmnHO9xXa 維尼
「我要你個女未。」8964 copyright protection588PENANAVNuenRQu4I 維尼
「女未?」8964 copyright protection588PENANATcomFEk6NA 維尼
「係啊,女未呀。」8964 copyright protection588PENANAUF9AZCm5Da 維尼
「乜向左走向右走嘢女未呀?」8964 copyright protection588PENANAvEGFNB8SQk 維尼
「Hi!我要女未呀!」8964 copyright protection588PENANASINeNHFPJc 維尼
「天呀!!!」我就快想跪低:「乜嘢叫女未呀銘哥!?」8964 copyright protection588PENANA3ODwojmRLW 維尼
「Hi!無嘢啦!」8964 copyright protection588PENANAxFXQXgaquL 維尼
痴向左走向右走線,阿銘原來有隱藏語障。8964 copyright protection588PENANAn6bXW3BzTE 維尼
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