《請跟我交往！拜託啦！》 - 第三章國文課！

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「好囉，小鬼頭們，」在鐘響後，國文老師抱著一疊文件走進教室，「你們知道我們今天要做什麼嗎？」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaT5hBR1qsP

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「今天好像是……要發上次國文課寫的作文嗎？」我問。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRAkQprgHsv
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「答對囉！」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNKWDt8nDLq
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「又是一堂無聊的課。」賴妍發牢騷。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1XlxWDWZwE
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「我早就猜到妳會這樣說，所以今天打算來點不一樣的上課方式！」國文老師興高采烈的說，「等等我會叫號，點到的同學請上台，然後朗讀你的作品！」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTJI5h2PrAe
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「咦咦咦！」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3CbeyzKXLm
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「這樣會被嗆吧！尤其在題目還是『自己創造一個短篇故事』的情況下！」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVaTEsq4lwp
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同學們的反抗聲不斷。不過老師不理他們。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiEmkV1E6vs
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「要開始囉！一號！」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVT6meSjIy4
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是三岐。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡga0UwyPHzB
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他接過老師手中的作文紙，大步走上講台！258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsuINMcOiBy
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三岐深吸一口氣，開口：258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTOUJA9e1t2
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「我在雨中拔腿狂奔。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBpEQGkuFjf
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後面追著兩個人。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNOEFNlGyPf
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我很清楚他們為什麼找上我，所以我只管向前衝。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNoHH1j3ZBC
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四周的行人被我撞到後，發出不滿的抱怨聲。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpVRhibI3mr
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『哈塔！你竟敢帶著欠我們的錢逃跑！你以為組織就會這麼放過你嗎！』追著我的其中一人在後頭放聲大後。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPLYGHiNJFq
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我加快腳步。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA1Pl0189Pp
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這時，我聽到了幾聲槍響，後腿同時感覺到一陣劇痛。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVjkGwXEss5
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我發出慘叫，猛地跌倒在地上。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZe9jfzawD6
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附近的群眾尖叫，開始四處逃竄。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCgjJeZwxHu
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我轉過頭，看見那兩人的身影離我越來越近。

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看來如果不快點找個地方躲起來的話，我就要成為槍下的亡魂了。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNU4KMadsVH
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這時，我看見一旁的廢棄大樓。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ46PMAfOfCs
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我也沒空確認他們有沒有看見，拖著受傷的腿，逕自藏身在大樓入口處的一個陰暗角落。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzIxVCitQBT
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『跟著血跡走！』其中一人大喊。『奇怪…那棟大樓？』258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQx3LAohP8d
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在我躲藏的角落，我聽到兩人的腳步聲逼近。

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我默默地閉上雙眼。」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz0J9D8X3sB
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三岐走下台。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡylKUgxpcp4
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「什麼？結束了喔？」坐在我身後的男同學很錯愕，「感覺你的故事才剛開始欸。」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡObhPPAjw5D
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「你就是因為這樣，所以就算連續出場三章作者還是連名字都沒給你。」三岐搖頭嘆氣。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLnR6H5CDmv
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「原來這三章出現的男同學是同一個人啊！！」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRbZKTSSvNk
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「三岐同學，我在改的時候也很好奇，可以解釋你在這裡結束的理由嗎？」國文老師問道。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi1ov5JwSd1
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「我想要留給你們這群凡夫俗子一個思考的空間。我這樣寫的用意，是藉由思考主角到最後是否被發現來呈現這篇短篇的韻味……看來這種開放性結局不是你們這群凡夫俗子可以體會的。」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVaiyaRoPBt
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「『你們這群凡夫俗子』是不是在同一句話用了兩次？」我問。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVYLYJPpY7j
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「汝是在質疑身為宇宙主宰的我嗎！」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8TjU2CUxWZ
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「所以一加一到底等於多少？」賴妍問他。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzyarD92Kvw
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「五十。」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmdynzCRAvL
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「宇宙主宰的數學弱爆了啊！」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD2HM4QHB5a
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「三岐同學，」國文老師叫他，「你能不能告訴我們故事的大意？這樣子像男同學同學一樣的其他同學也能聽懂你的故事。」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYllXRwZ5wD
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「原來『男同學』是他的名字嗎！！」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0pP9QchrpL
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「大意嗎…我想一下喔……」三岐思考了一下，

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「在那個世界，主角加入了組織『克雷德』，因為看不慣他們邪惡的處事風格而決定與愛人逃──」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRxad4V0LAo
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「咦？這一段沒有在文章中出現啊。」國文老師疑惑道。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMEZ0VhNuDs
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「因為這是背景設定。」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeeii2ZRZkj
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「背、背景…」國文老師揉揉額頭，「三岐同學，再縮短一點，從正文開始就好。」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhChoB37HBI
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「正文喔……」三岐清清嗓子，再次開口，「在世界上，偷了組織裡頭重要的『信件』和大筆金錢的主角哈塔在街頭被組織派出的殺手『湯姆』和『傑利』追殺，在追逐時，哈塔的腳竟然被湯姆射中了！在情急之下，哈塔逃進了廢棄的大樓中，等待正義組織的救援───」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6UtRNnLyf2
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「再縮短一點。」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPXJTQTUUiS
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「世界上，欠了邪惡組織債的主角哈塔，因為被組織派出的殺手雙人組追殺，在負傷之下不得已只好躲進附近的廢棄大樓之中等待救援。」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWinAM8htPY
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「再短一點。」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡba3gZ4l7Rh
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「世界上，欠錢的哈塔因為受傷所以逃進了廢棄大樓。」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGEbKMhK2Q8
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「突然之間變得很好懂啊！連原意都要被扭曲了啊！」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ80YjjcoPNJ
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「再短一點。」賴妍說。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvPKrJoAXJw
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「世債哈樓。」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp70RATNHbU
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「太精簡了！倒不如說是直接開嘴了啊！！」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnlwstK1Z8x
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「下一位……三十七號！」國文老師再次點名，是賴妍。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEzwwDzPPBr
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「唔喔…」賴妍搖搖晃晃的上台，手中還抓著一瓶約翰走路。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQZLW75dmar
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「請把酒放回桌上。」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj4haqGPZpp
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「唔唔唔……」賴妍回位子放好瓶子，接過老師手中的作文，上台。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLk1Kdqmfks
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「我今天上學時，在公園看到一隻貓。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNnnTtZYnhb
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沒想到，牠竟然攔住我，然後對我說：『你好，我是說了算你們的話說回來了我們的後宮城縣市長得像是在哈囉不是說了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了─────』」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEOr7ODT3Y0
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「等等！」國文老師打斷她，「為什麼貓說的話跟手機的自動選字一樣？」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlhtcoNU0CM
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「可能是作者懶得想劇情吧。」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS6ZeVoYiXu
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「妳是不是偷喝酒？」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ76AetBklH
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「她哪一天沒有偷喝酒！」我說。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh6hnLQiQ8I
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「那妳那天喝醉了嗎？」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRcmkByoMzF
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「我沒醉啊，是那隻貓醉了。」賴妍一臉無辜的說。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ57V2Zqt557
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「可是妳的題目是『喝醉的貓』……不對啊，就算是喝醉的貓也不會說話吧！」老師反駁。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtekt3DUge6
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「可是那隻是貓公爵欸。」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrlepKkOnTC
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「貓公爵是什麼？」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfJaF9beEMN
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「老師，您沒看過貓公爵嗎？」賴妍驚訝的問。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx5YdHdJ8DI
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「沒看過啊，有什麼特徵嗎？」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2fUq1kk8HV
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「叫聲是『喵，喵，O哥』。」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwBmdbiR2Hl
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「誰會看過這隻種族歧視的貓啊！」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC9K5VvW4V7
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「而且牠還寫過『舉杯邀明月，對影成八人』這句經典名句。」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQJJstmtDZo
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「不是三人嗎？」國文老師很困惑。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7UcYES5Ek8
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「三等於八。」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyBHgJRoDIA
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「人家都已經被你弄到住院了還好意思說啊！」我吐槽。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6BeYUX43BB
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「我從以前就覺得這一句話很牽強…不過還算過得去，」國文老師說，「但是對影成八人又是怎麼回事？本來只有月亮、人物、影子而已。」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOGR0nVWCwJ
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「對影成八人就是月亮、人物、影子、影子、影子、影子、影子跟影子。」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdBQqt2OPun
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「你把其他人的影子也一起照出來了啊！是怎樣！靈異現場嗎！」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB4qqfzOXe7
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「好吧，算了，當我沒問。」一陣子後，老師嘆口氣，「下一個，今天幾月幾號？」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNIDhkN35Nl
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「九月九號！」全班同學異口同聲回答，之後同時轉頭看我。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡASc5atYlwh
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你們這群小王八蛋。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbXEGTv74Tl
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「九號是……」老師看了一下點名簿，「班長柳困同學。」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5HBTtKLyWF
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「可是老師，我的故事真的有點…」我有點為難。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn5A6WRUDYP
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「不用怕，賴妍寫那種東西都敢上來了。」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ74giaSNOLj
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「好吧……」我慢慢步上講台。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEsjoaWoWEy
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「人在愉悅的時候會釋放出『虛空分子』，在這些虛空分子達到一定的程度時，會強制開啟一道傳送門，將隨機的人傳送到一個遊戲之中。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJHmEHKzPnt
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所以，我，幻天，現在站在一片血紅色的天空下。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxACW868Jha
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此刻，我只想搞清楚，出現在我眼前的是幻覺，還是現實。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqqmlRlAoGC
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『我叫幻天……妳、妳叫什麼名字？』258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiYm4UHnnKe
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「在一個下大雪的夜晚，一個快要凍死的小女孩，在街上販賣燃燒瓶。」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2wW4EqZ16A
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「『要不要買燃燒瓶啊……要不要買燃燒瓶啊……不買的話燒了你哦…』她賣力的嘶喊，但是經過的行人始終不看她一眼。」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcP1R4aWiUF
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「漸漸的，時間越來越晚，人潮也越來越少。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡip3QImI3ky
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「小女孩起身，在她身後的餐廳中，許多人正在用餐。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4KK6Wgtn3r
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又冷又餓的小女孩於是丟了一個燃燒瓶到餐廳裡面。」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRZNQ5tmPqi
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「餐廳裡面的人們，包括那對夫妻，尖叫著離開了現場。」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2t705k3ypK
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「廢話！」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHknoNFjEQD
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「小女孩因此撿到了那對夫妻還沒來得及享用的整隻烤雞。」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc7ghq7iHAr
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「小女孩吃的正開心時，『就是那個傢伙嗎！想要暗殺老大的人！』一群身穿黑衣的人出現在燃燒的餐廳外圍。」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkoruuCTzP3
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「正所謂『五十人成虎』，」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡek5vRE9ouG
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「三等於八等於五十。」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCAzV4QmTxR
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「這句話的意思是『五十個台北暴徒就跟老虎一樣可怕』。」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAwfyfnykvq
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「明顯是五十個台北暴徒比較可怕吧！！」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCUohcfIlDD
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「那群黑衣人同時飛身向前！在後頭的黑衣人也掏出槍！258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOdy6wSmqum
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這時，其中一個黑衣人拿起電話聽了一會，然後大喊：『不好了！哈塔拿著信跟錢跑走了！』」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYWstfBaOa0
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「『老大很不高興啊！』拿著手機的人說，『他說有句話要我轉告給你們。』」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ6AFJQzL5E
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「喔？老大想說什麼？」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0KM1ML6dJf
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「『喵，喵，O哥。』」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbIsPQUs7Fq
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「老大是貓公爵啊！難怪派出來的殺手叫湯姆跟傑利！」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmov9uNsy6N
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「照出來的怪東西還有頭銜！」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnopWAzDp4E
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「這時，小女孩露出了笑容。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyfz34CYO0t
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『有、有什麼好笑！』黑衣人問道。」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNiOXx4aEtH
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「『哈哈哈哈哈！』小女孩喝了一口紅酒，邊笑邊說，『台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了……』」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDE5IIvPazV
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「她也喝醉了嗎！」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2tUMhXHmYs
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「她朝著黑衣人們扔出了一個個燃燒瓶，所有的黑衣人西裝上都沾滿了火苗。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcWdg1C3q54
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黑衣人們開始尖叫，用各種餐廳裡面看得見的東西試圖滅火，但都止不住越來越大的火勢。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw3oMCshtia
這時，小女孩───」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJXt3hxN3XA
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「她說了些什麼了嗎？」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMLIo9UG40m
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「沒說什麼，她也被燒死了。」簡澄鞠躬，下臺，鐘聲剛好響起。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFigm2POrJ2
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「等一下！那這個故事的意義咧！」我追問。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF7sAoSCZDL
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「不要亂丟燃燒瓶。」

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「你是最沒資格說這句話的人啊啊啊啊啊！」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWdcOUm1iOx
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「好的，謝謝簡澄同學幫我們做的完美結尾──」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0hnJ5TVAtw
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「完美結尾！？」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEMD0NKOR3l
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「如果各位同學喜歡這種上課模式的話，那我們以後也可以這樣子上喔，」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbRuasiHLq3

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「這樣叫完美結尾！？」

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「那麼同學們，我們下堂國文課見。」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFDObT5ujRu
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「結束的太草率了吧！！」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJRm66WzsKY
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當日結果：258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5H1I1FbmdY
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難得沒有事件發生。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbQuHxN5iEb
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柳困依然單身。

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