同學們面面相覷。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSKsIHX7uby
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGyalpVpKPP

「那個……您是不是走錯教室了呢？」身為班長的我起身詢問。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkLdB4ODndE
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOklhU9XdBo

「啊，你們的數學老師請假，所以今天是我代課喔。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiYF5aQSn3Z
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJY6cX347mB

「咦咦？沒用的老東西請假？」賴妍驚訝的問。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfgs1AFXjjc
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg9Yg3kzWAv

「請不要叫數學老師沒用的老東西。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtRzURdRg4c
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡee1FCBFovW

「那改成老不羞好了。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr3eLUjcb68
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQEzr3DGWPY

「更糟糕了啊！」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzEOkw9PSyX
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjFPRfsQy5x

「咳，總之，」代課老師乾咳一聲打斷我們的對話，「請各位打開課本第……為什麼桌上有酒瓶？」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡipheWW6eMh
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvPVTsXNYvR

「因為上一節是化學課。」正在製作燃燒瓶的簡澄說。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWc3pwsqYxG
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyG3sLKHxv8

「那你桌上正在燒的酒精燈是怎樣？」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgOl0UQueqv
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVay55mQ1zv

「老師，它正在暖身。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJvQCsQQja0
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUkZoXyVx66

「它是要暖什麼身啊！給我拿回去實驗室放好！」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7FkRfDyaNr
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPd4FPF0CcR

「我要去！」賴妍自告奮勇的起身。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTX0Xn5ZG0F
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHkjiztjEZU

「給我坐下，妳不值得信賴。」我不耐煩的說。「三岐，你去放。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAWVLdoBFBM
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjnpDZAQq7g

「那我改姓三岐。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9cjkdxHlRm
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU74IVeBRdJ

「才不是這個意思！」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3uhrJ9hRn1
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKPT82qupPx

「而且為什麼是三岐！」剛剛還趴著的三岐抗議。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMoY2m9h3tw
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmQYucYiD9q

「少囉唆！快點給我去放！」我用課本敲三岐的頭，「別跟著搗亂上課秩序好嗎？」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYNnQo1wrN6
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDavOcoPKZm

「汝等下級生物，竟敢命令本元帥，看我痛啊啊啊啊啊啊！」三岐的話還沒說完就被我再次用力敲頭，不過這次用的是不鏽鋼水壺。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkj0k3AXd3X
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKZuahvSAPG

「元帥好弱。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnEgqm2vpTK
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV7kUlkwdNJ

「你根本是想殺了我吧！」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXMMFtONbFh
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJyxQJwUHjn

「同學們！請安靜！」代課老師看起來有些惱火。「全部給我翻開課本！」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvtZSOVgDUN
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu1EtEi13gE

「老師。」賴妍突然嚴肅的開口，「你覺得數學的意義到底是什麼？數學又是為何而存在？」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCqb69zJ6lG
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX4dMevQbp7

「數學是為何而存在…………？」老師陷入沉思。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn4E6byCgKH
  除了賴妍之外的同學們臉色一沉。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYZrLQoNx6j
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe4BW6lOlf3

「老師！別中計啊！」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAHL1Ay0yEH
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAN389ePvBv

「這傢伙的腦子才不會思考這種深奧的東西呢！」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLf1PJxLAI3
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoL4Sh3Mef9

「她只是單純不想上數學課而已啊！」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyEkXWVaJ0I
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDrQhTTsziS

    不過老師抬起手制止了那些警告他的同學。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSrlwZT3ldl
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5EB5n3SIG8

「我認為……」在思考片刻之後，老師開口，

「數學是使生活變得更方便的工具。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTW6pfzl3Mb
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo0YduX8I1H

「真的是這樣嗎？」賴妍問。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlk86AVOzZj
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMhgJ5meCAE

「古埃及人與巴比倫人靠著幾何學的幫助，建造出了許多壯觀的建築物！牛頓發明的微積分也間接造福了許多人類！」老師越說越激動，「所以我才會選擇就讀數學系，成為數學老師！數學對我來說就是世界的真理！就是絕對的信仰！」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR5VgiMMsOV
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtqGUFXgheV

「那……如果我說，」賴妍緩緩開口，「我能反駁你的論點呢？」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeZWiVTl5MJ
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7D8kbbwoon

「什──」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmUP4PTmChg
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ55QoLVB4Vm

「如果我能證明…………數學並不是世界的真理呢？」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcYsTPS2g0a
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN1F4YnY7Oz

「臭小鬼！妳明白妳在說什麼嗎！妳說的話是對神的褻瀆！」代課老師憤怒地吼道。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP5YYukWZgh
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ08wrI1vRZb

「那個，班長，」坐在我後面的男同學輕聲對我說，「這部不是日常番嗎？為什麼會出現戰鬥番的台詞？」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaKB5USxyL0
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYkUS31xPCy

「我也很好奇啊！而且現在不是數學課嗎！」

  

  最重要的是，代課老師已經在不知不覺間步入了賴妍「不想上課」的節奏之中，這才是她被稱為瘋狗的最大原因。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoxiJiGfe6R
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoivrVqrIv7

    真正恐怖的地方還在後頭。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpM8bKrcCgZ
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaSkqDnOW9w

「老師……你知道數學的英文，Math的意義，其實是Mental Abuse To Humans，也就是人類精神虐待的意思喔？」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqHCqpcRsDN
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkMvutPpupc

「那只是討厭數學的人提出的可悲巧合而已！」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTPr3ND3cMn
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNkZxbQqp59

    賴妍歪頭。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVjqJgapGFx
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnhupzcOzyO

「如果數學是真理，為什麼有人會討厭祂呢？」她問道。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7q31BDWrQp
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYvhSBuzr4R

「因為世界上總是有許多自以為是的人！他們只因為生活不如預期，就怪罪到神聖的信仰上面！」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9EdLpnSu1R
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡax4pBUJCnI

「生活不如預期？你是指生活中的事發生無法用真理解釋的情況嗎？還是生活並沒有想像中的便利？」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeaNEHtM8VD
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaQp31VDECd

「世上所有的事情一定都有辦法用真理來說明！」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmnsItHxQNp
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM751Bg8AFR

「真的嗎？」賴妍正色道，「那我舉個簡單的例子吧。您有看過商店中『買二送一』的活動嗎？」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0WxSBGnV9u
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlDtH31jk74

「當然有。」代課老師不耐煩地回答。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI6IklAhBan
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7YuXPWdbUf

「那麼一加一等於幾？這只是單純的數學問題，不是腦筋急轉彎喔。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbxSKtqFy9x
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsEERTmTLlY

「一加一等於二。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡucdHX31RVF
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIFSNuD1fbM

「啊咧？奇怪了？」賴妍故意用困惑的語氣說到，「我只付了兩個物品的價錢，為什麼我得到了三倍的利潤？好奇怪吶～」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsC8FFNKe7S
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNsccYOiXJc

「……咦？」老師愣住了。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡktpLXwnZIE
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHlJl6jBf7n

「這樣子算式就變成了『一加一等於三』而不是真理所說的二了呢。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ0t9nmzegM
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPKRQgCYOaI

「什…怎麼會……」代課老師開始感到恐慌。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRVNXLVcvmV
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz0NUjAW54T

「老師別中計啊！那只是一種行銷手法而已啊！」我大喊。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIeTUaxgJAr
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyxJL29htDc

「我…但是、但是一加一應該……還是等於二啊…………？」代課老師緩緩抬頭，用困惑而渙散的眼神看著我，就像一位瀕臨崩潰的精神病患者。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJQz1Ew5qvb
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqoUEwb5VSj

    完蛋了。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhvQgqyRPHT
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8vvdhtZDL9

「我再舉一個例子吧。」賴妍再次開口。「剛剛說了一加一等於三，但是這也不是正確答案。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhgLKiv5wko
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4J2Ab5iLz4

「您應該也知道結婚是什麼吧？就是長期的一對一賣春契約。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYnDPJw9OLG
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDICElGN1cT

「才不是這樣！」我吐槽。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk37T0Crwe1
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC4kuBPpeRk

「好奇怪吶。住在我家隔壁的王叔叔明明結婚了，為什麼最近兩個月，在王阿姨不在的週五晚上，還會出現另外六個女人陪他過夜呢？」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNybwhQnyWy
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOM1hyIQ5EN

「這種事情你應該早點去跟王阿姨說才對吧！」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡShGQXtbrNR
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6oz3ywihUE

「咦咦，」賴妍不理我，「一加一不是等於三嗎？為什麼同時又等於八呢？」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ0xjfWiLqT
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxTAIrKMN4X

「為什麼啊啊啊啊啊！」代課老師抱住頭，驚慌失措地尖叫。「為什麼真理要遺棄我啊啊啊啊！」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtdCm4VC95l
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGkdgAiKiQS

「沒錯，就是因為人們被你所說的真理拋棄，才會轉而討厭，甚至憎恨數學。對他們來說，數學不只不是世界上的真理，更不是讓生活變得更方便的工具！」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ67gbMNbR8D
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwARDudYwfg

    賴妍深呼吸，補上了最後一擊：「對他們來說，數學只是讓生活更不方便的枷鎖！只是阻礙人類發展的、根本沒有存在必要的、無用垃圾而已啊！」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO7pe9hfdQU
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAckE6XzYKS

「啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊……」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0mG24pjE12
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLRv1WbmG4e

    老師緩緩蹲下，雙手抱住膝蓋，露出自己長久以來深信的事情在一夕之間被摧毀的表情。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1E2Odwmiyf
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlOz30qy04n

  這時，去化學教室放酒精燈的三岐回來了。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzvphJaGPGC

    老師彷彿看見了希望一般，朝著三岐跑過去，抓住了他的肩膀，用力地前後搖動。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4YcBz92lOI
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjgWNhp9xUk

「同學！一加一等於多少！」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Emk0eH0fJ
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRAWjTWHovY

「咦？」在狀況外的三岐很錯愕。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx9jzMtlk1z
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Ox35TLqpN

    賴妍露出了勝利的微笑，坐回位子上，舒服的翹起二郎腿，抓著桌上的白蘭地仰頭灌了一大口。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4koA4jnC0Z
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU6aKcEDhzM

「到底等於多少啊啊啊啊啊！！！」代課老師瘋狂地大喊。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3sroqHpZpZ
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy6zpVDtyFw

「等、等於五十……」一天到晚吃麥O勞的三岐結結巴巴的回答。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdGwNlkveZp
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5uTYmJNChx

「三等於八、八等於五十……等式應該不成立才…三又等於五十……啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！」代課老師崩潰了，尖叫著衝出了教室。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP54zKmdyLe
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhrIWIgzfU8

    全班盯著三岐。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrQ8uapdxBM
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡesunGzBN3k

「欸？我做錯什麼了嗎？」三岐很錯愕。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZy3q0B3E9r
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6X7lUKMyZX

    賴妍抬頭看了一眼教室牆上的時鐘。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPVFJeSzswD
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuhFTnV69gM

「呦喜！多賺到了半小時下課時間。」她握拳。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHCwHfwQm54
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdPdSJC0jgL

「呦喜妳個大頭！他被你弄壞了啦！」我慌張地大喊，「全班快點出去幫忙找代課老師啊！」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZLKXHDqWHb
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuvOqj3Py1c
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ReLfxGwEW

當日結果：242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTb9cfKHPh5
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkShERO6N0Z

    在數學科辦公室全體數學老師的幫忙下，於放學前在校舍頂樓的花圃角落發現了喃喃自語著「三等於八等於五十三等於八等於五十三等於八等於五十我被神拋棄了嗚嗚嗚我要成為一棵用費波納契數列整齊排列的植物三等於八等於五十三等於八等於五十…」的代課老師，並送到附近醫院的精神科治療。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXtjqVecI39
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDV2cxNAq4o

    賴妍被記了一支大過（目前總共七支）。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvc7XnGs6rm
242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcZh0L6tEwC

    柳困依然單身。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcgrVqfdSlF