《請跟我交往！拜託啦！》 - 第三章國文課！

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「好囉，小鬼頭們，」在鐘響後，國文老師抱著一疊文件走進教室，「你們知道我們今天要做什麼嗎？」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ37HE7dibyI

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「今天好像是……要發上次國文課寫的作文嗎？」我問。260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZwB6ZtolZO
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「答對囉！」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDB38jg9XKq
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「又是一堂無聊的課。」賴妍發牢騷。260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdzfbDJfP4G
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「我早就猜到妳會這樣說，所以今天打算來點不一樣的上課方式！」國文老師興高采烈的說，「等等我會叫號，點到的同學請上台，然後朗讀你的作品！」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlJtzuri0Tu
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「咦咦咦！」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡecC1XZUZ1Y
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「這樣會被嗆吧！尤其在題目還是『自己創造一個短篇故事』的情況下！」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQINcRTdnxo
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同學們的反抗聲不斷。不過老師不理他們。260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNXVh6Adoc4
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「要開始囉！一號！」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlD3lkV91Lc
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是三岐。260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcNd7Fj2QmD
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他接過老師手中的作文紙，大步走上講台！260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ810TeTI8dJ
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三岐深吸一口氣，開口：260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQPC3OLSCRq
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「我在雨中拔腿狂奔。260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUegIxeQvkd
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後面追著兩個人。260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Gi0jqfSOl
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我很清楚他們為什麼找上我，所以我只管向前衝。260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Qsh2bLMd1
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四周的行人被我撞到後，發出不滿的抱怨聲。260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwGzglveMuN
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『哈塔！你竟敢帶著欠我們的錢逃跑！你以為組織就會這麼放過你嗎！』追著我的其中一人在後頭放聲大後。260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgki1DH6VAP
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我加快腳步。260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtbAAE2gX5H
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這時，我聽到了幾聲槍響，後腿同時感覺到一陣劇痛。260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡka4p8jElYP
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我發出慘叫，猛地跌倒在地上。260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcgOXb3n88P
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附近的群眾尖叫，開始四處逃竄。260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQsxjdAyrLT
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我轉過頭，看見那兩人的身影離我越來越近。

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看來如果不快點找個地方躲起來的話，我就要成為槍下的亡魂了。260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXsL8dUDoOy
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這時，我看見一旁的廢棄大樓。260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1DcFHo2ums
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我也沒空確認他們有沒有看見，拖著受傷的腿，逕自藏身在大樓入口處的一個陰暗角落。260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXFg8YZe8F5
我開始默默祈禱。260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSAgKBx7lzJ
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『跟著血跡走！』其中一人大喊。『奇怪…那棟大樓？』260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXPXA0B6wbT
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在我躲藏的角落，我聽到兩人的腳步聲逼近。

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我默默地閉上雙眼。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdDNh29s3nY
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三岐走下台。260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm5HZHlqDSq
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「什麼？結束了喔？」坐在我身後的男同學很錯愕，「感覺你的故事才剛開始欸。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD6aXZJTHr0
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「你就是因為這樣，所以就算連續出場三章作者還是連名字都沒給你。」三岐搖頭嘆氣。260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3rwnOq8Qsv
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「原來這三章出現的男同學是同一個人啊！！」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq1wd9vWUbY
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「三岐同學，我在改的時候也很好奇，可以解釋你在這裡結束的理由嗎？」國文老師問道。260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuOirEHp8lo
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「我想要留給你們這群凡夫俗子一個思考的空間。我這樣寫的用意，是藉由思考主角到最後是否被發現來呈現這篇短篇的韻味……看來這種開放性結局不是你們這群凡夫俗子可以體會的。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFCTTjaXfb6
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「『你們這群凡夫俗子』是不是在同一句話用了兩次？」我問。260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUD6pf4wne5
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「汝是在質疑身為宇宙主宰的我嗎！」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSiKqmCuaB8
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「所以一加一到底等於多少？」賴妍問他。260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2nyVV6qgeJ
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「五十。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuVB1Jk8ZAL
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「宇宙主宰的數學弱爆了啊！」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTdt8RSQ9ut
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「三岐同學，」國文老師叫他，「你能不能告訴我們故事的大意？這樣子像男同學同學一樣的其他同學也能聽懂你的故事。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHf8o4510Yg
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「原來『男同學』是他的名字嗎！！」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwpn7zqy6C4
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「大意嗎…我想一下喔……」三岐思考了一下，

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「在那個世界，主角加入了組織『克雷德』，因為看不慣他們邪惡的處事風格而決定與愛人逃──」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq7jhVyGlmt
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「咦？這一段沒有在文章中出現啊。」國文老師疑惑道。260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFTyjJ3TEqB
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「因為這是背景設定。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjCi9s4t0wt
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「背、背景…」國文老師揉揉額頭，「三岐同學，再縮短一點，從正文開始就好。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAcqqjtiHiE
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「正文喔……」三岐清清嗓子，再次開口，「在世界上，偷了組織裡頭重要的『信件』和大筆金錢的主角哈塔在街頭被組織派出的殺手『湯姆』和『傑利』追殺，在追逐時，哈塔的腳竟然被湯姆射中了！在情急之下，哈塔逃進了廢棄的大樓中，等待正義組織的救援───」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPlSgswr3vv
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「再縮短一點。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkpxdHzUQXg
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「世界上，欠了邪惡組織債的主角哈塔，因為被組織派出的殺手雙人組追殺，在負傷之下不得已只好躲進附近的廢棄大樓之中等待救援。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7DyCtxRn4i
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「再短一點。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDUEAk1eRet
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「世界上，欠錢的哈塔因為受傷所以逃進了廢棄大樓。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhwqQCF2VIR
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「突然之間變得很好懂啊！連原意都要被扭曲了啊！」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡehTXmX0eqU
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「再短一點。」賴妍說。260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGv0bxZatCh
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「世債哈樓。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD9NQsTi4aK
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「太精簡了！倒不如說是直接開嘴了啊！！」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHe7vA6LqTp
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「下一位……三十七號！」國文老師再次點名，是賴妍。260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRQWk4Fq1KQ
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「唔喔…」賴妍搖搖晃晃的上台，手中還抓著一瓶約翰走路。260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqbHMyskB9R
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「請把酒放回桌上。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡibELDaMQsF
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「唔唔唔……」賴妍回位子放好瓶子，接過老師手中的作文，上台。260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG7xdTtlzD0
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「我今天上學時，在公園看到一隻貓。260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAa8UUUliay
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沒想到，牠竟然攔住我，然後對我說：『你好，我是說了算你們的話說回來了我們的後宮城縣市長得像是在哈囉不是說了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了─────』」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOkuoBngwlq
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「等等！」國文老師打斷她，「為什麼貓說的話跟手機的自動選字一樣？」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSNW9CXNtlt
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「可能是作者懶得想劇情吧。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxS5ZiPNOSP
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「妳是不是偷喝酒？」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡADepMakqnp
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「她哪一天沒有偷喝酒！」我說。260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1UcMN0U41d
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「那妳那天喝醉了嗎？」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4otVDsLygZ
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「我沒醉啊，是那隻貓醉了。」賴妍一臉無辜的說。260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzQHzXojAnM
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「可是妳的題目是『喝醉的貓』……不對啊，就算是喝醉的貓也不會說話吧！」老師反駁。260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKdAUI4LyfO
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「可是那隻是貓公爵欸。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJd18IiX4Ay
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「貓公爵是什麼？」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlOKcb1RwTh
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「老師，您沒看過貓公爵嗎？」賴妍驚訝的問。260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeSiHivr3kf
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「沒看過啊，有什麼特徵嗎？」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN17CzYdUCf
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「叫聲是『喵，喵，O哥』。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRK5p91JdYZ
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「誰會看過這隻種族歧視的貓啊！」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUcVOPRVk1w
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「而且牠還寫過『舉杯邀明月，對影成八人』這句經典名句。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ43HQlC9g7r
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「不是三人嗎？」國文老師很困惑。260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUs7mKRL5Gn
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「三等於八。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXJobyR3WkD
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「人家都已經被你弄到住院了還好意思說啊！」我吐槽。260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡltKC3M4QvU
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「我從以前就覺得這一句話很牽強…不過還算過得去，」國文老師說，「但是對影成八人又是怎麼回事？本來只有月亮、人物、影子而已。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeOxzmQW4Rm
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「對影成八人就是月亮、人物、影子、影子、影子、影子、影子跟影子。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7HuvlNWq06
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「你把其他人的影子也一起照出來了啊！是怎樣！靈異現場嗎！」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUhFZatQmxf
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「好吧，算了，當我沒問。」一陣子後，老師嘆口氣，「下一個，今天幾月幾號？」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsQlbaEQJD1
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「九月九號！」全班同學異口同聲回答，之後同時轉頭看我。260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡArhZUlv0ag
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你們這群小王八蛋。260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb8XvfWPKOB
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「九號是……」老師看了一下點名簿，「班長柳困同學。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ02UxYg5Xay
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「可是老師，我的故事真的有點…」我有點為難。260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUAu5cqp2EV
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「不用怕，賴妍寫那種東西都敢上來了。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm5Q2wQsIou
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「好吧……」我慢慢步上講台。260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZqAt5VfEPB
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「人在愉悅的時候會釋放出『虛空分子』，在這些虛空分子達到一定的程度時，會強制開啟一道傳送門，將隨機的人傳送到一個遊戲之中。260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMTAWw7V2Zg
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所以，我，幻天，現在站在一片血紅色的天空下。260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzFor6GXctF
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此刻，我只想搞清楚，出現在我眼前的是幻覺，還是現實。260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ631eAcNgXg
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「在一個下大雪的夜晚，一個快要凍死的小女孩，在街上販賣燃燒瓶。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4n24uDOWwm
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「『要不要買燃燒瓶啊……要不要買燃燒瓶啊……不買的話燒了你哦…』她賣力的嘶喊，但是經過的行人始終不看她一眼。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsuIsSQHypV
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「全都被嚇跑了啊！」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsCw305maj9
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又冷又餓的小女孩於是丟了一個燃燒瓶到餐廳裡面。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrC0PgcDSpL
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「小女孩因此撿到了那對夫妻還沒來得及享用的整隻烤雞。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ49r7lXVVyU
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「小女孩吃的正開心時，『就是那個傢伙嗎！想要暗殺老大的人！』一群身穿黑衣的人出現在燃燒的餐廳外圍。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoAPU2rTk0d
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「正所謂『五十人成虎』，」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYToz3Swa9y
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「這句話的意思是『五十個台北暴徒就跟老虎一樣可怕』。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡroos84oNvW
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「明顯是五十個台北暴徒比較可怕吧！！」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS1F498ZcZL
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「那群黑衣人同時飛身向前！在後頭的黑衣人也掏出槍！260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNCSFEGC8Ez
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這時，其中一個黑衣人拿起電話聽了一會，然後大喊：『不好了！哈塔拿著信跟錢跑走了！』」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYYXrb4q7WY
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「『老大很不高興啊！』拿著手機的人說，『他說有句話要我轉告給你們。』」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmMmkY9bMKc
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「『喵，喵，O哥。』」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuxGSRckqou
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「老大是貓公爵啊！難怪派出來的殺手叫湯姆跟傑利！」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMrvdEgmHrY
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「這時，小女孩露出了笑容。260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxVhpZrSwyk
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『有、有什麼好笑！』黑衣人問道。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJap1D6BiqH
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「百分之八百是因為『喵，喵，O哥』啊！」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXLqb3tKZts
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「『哈哈哈哈哈！』小女孩喝了一口紅酒，邊笑邊說，『台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了……』」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡegjWtZxZgg
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「她也喝醉了嗎！」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvdBzJ8tr84
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「她朝著黑衣人們扔出了一個個燃燒瓶，所有的黑衣人西裝上都沾滿了火苗。260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Twl8z7pAD
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黑衣人們開始尖叫，用各種餐廳裡面看得見的東西試圖滅火，但都止不住越來越大的火勢。260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC2kDAYclk4
這時，小女孩───」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkkAPbUjwOD
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「她說了些什麼了嗎？」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnwNM7BWA0X
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「沒說什麼，她也被燒死了。」簡澄鞠躬，下臺，鐘聲剛好響起。260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0etbz9YWKG
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「等一下！那這個故事的意義咧！」我追問。260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoTetIRCCqr
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「不要亂丟燃燒瓶。」

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「你是最沒資格說這句話的人啊啊啊啊啊！」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ep6BMpTyt
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「好的，謝謝簡澄同學幫我們做的完美結尾──」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAIO8easqmh
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「如果各位同學喜歡這種上課模式的話，那我們以後也可以這樣子上喔，」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJEAjnwKsWi

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「這樣叫完美結尾！？」

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「那麼同學們，我們下堂國文課見。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4960jG7inW
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「結束的太草率了吧！！」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq539fFN2XQ
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難得沒有事件發生。260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDzY2FanWvo
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柳困依然單身。

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